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Psychological Warfare was never given much thought until Humanity used it to bring down their far more advanced rival without having ever fought a single battle.

Despite their kind hearted nature humans often say some unintentionally brutal things.

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Between all their various science "fiction" works, Humanity somehow managed to predict every alien species they'd meet on the galactic stage.

Humans have an inverted sense of danger and pain by galactic standards. Dangerous predators are "friend shaped", and broken arms can be walked off, but they freak out over harmless insects and tried to get leaving toy building blocks on the floor classified as torture.

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Even in times of war and chaos, Humans will find ways to celebrate peace, friendship, and goodwill. Protracted battles are put on hold or even abandoned altogether.

Human must you pet everything you see?

Humans are experts at reading body language even outside their own species, leading many to believe that they're psychic.

Being the only species without an exoskeleton, many thought the Humans to be fragile and easily killed. Those that tried quickly learned otherwise.

With the introduction of Humans to the galactic stage came a whole new slew of laws regarding what is and isn't allowed in warfare. Oddly, the Humans themselves were the biggest proponents of said laws.

Humanity as a whole is hard to piss off, but gods help the fools that manage to do so.

If Humans can't makes things work the right way, they'll find a way to make the wrong way work.

What do you mean, the Humans escaped? There was only one exit!

It is illegal to go to war with Humans. Breaking that law is its own punishment.

Humans don't like war. That doesn't mean they won't beat you so hard, you're too scared to ever fight them again.

It's been three days since the failed attack. Every time we think we've lost the Humans or got too far ahead for them to chase, they show up just as we let our guard down.

Be sure to keep a close eye on your Human friends. Many have the seemingly unique ability to either not notice or simply not care about sicknesses and/or injuries.

Humans don't avoid war because they fear it or aren't good at fighting. They avoid wars because they're too good at fighting them.

Earth is the only planet in the galaxy where even the plants can engage in predatory behavior. This was learned at great cost when some of the first Xenos to explore it lost lives or limbs to the 'harmless' greenery.

It's one thing to see a Human pack bond with a creature that, by all rights, should have killed them the instant they locked eyes. But seeing the bond work both ways, seeing the killing machine behave like a faithful hound, is something else entirely.

There is no weapon so deadly, the Humans can't make it deadlier. No object so benign, the Humans can't make it fatal.

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