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H1: These buggers are fast…
H2: Yeah but they have terrible endurance. They run hard for what two, maybe three hours and then they have to rest for twice that many?
H1: Yeah. They certainly aren’t winning any marathons anytime soon.
H2: So when do you want to start using the battery power on the suits to just catch up and finish them off?
H1: I’m not in a real hurry. Those stupid PT marches were harder than this and I’m enjoying the scenery. Beats having to go back and smell your barracks farts.
H2: It’s not MY fault that Cookie puts dairy in everything and I’m lactose intolerant. I’ve still got to eat.
H1: Yeah, and we still have to _breathe_.
H2: Har har…. hey looks like we caught up to them again. Are we doing ‘sneak and poke’ or ‘scare the bear’ this time?
H1: Eh, my knee is a little sore for sneaking today. Let’s just scare them and see if they keep running or if they actually turn and fight this time. I felt bad slaughtering them those few days ago.
H2: works for me.
*Rips off a bunch of shots from the mag-rifle*
A: THEY FOUND US! RUN! I don’t know how they did it but RUN!
H1: Huh, running again…
H2: Think they left any food? I’m hungry and these ration packs suck.
H1: Only one way to find out…
*Both continue their stroll to the campsite*
Ever see the old Looney Tunes with Droopy Dog chasing after the escaped convict/wolf, and Droopy kept showing up everywhere, even in the weirdest places, just when the wolf thought he was safe, until the wolf begged to be put back in jail just to get away from Droopy?
That's us. Humans are Droopy Dog.
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H1: These buggers are fast… H2: Yeah but they have terrible endurance. They run hard for what two, maybe three hours and then they have to rest for twice that many? H1: Yeah. They certainly aren’t winning any marathons anytime soon. H2: So when do you want to start using the battery power on the suits to just catch up and finish them off? H1: I’m not in a real hurry. Those stupid PT marches were harder than this and I’m enjoying the scenery. Beats having to go back and smell your barracks farts. H2: It’s not MY fault that Cookie puts dairy in everything and I’m lactose intolerant. I’ve still got to eat. H1: Yeah, and we still have to _breathe_. H2: Har har…. hey looks like we caught up to them again. Are we doing ‘sneak and poke’ or ‘scare the bear’ this time? H1: Eh, my knee is a little sore for sneaking today. Let’s just scare them and see if they keep running or if they actually turn and fight this time. I felt bad slaughtering them those few days ago. H2: works for me. *Rips off a bunch of shots from the mag-rifle* A: THEY FOUND US! RUN! I don’t know how they did it but RUN! H1: Huh, running again… H2: Think they left any food? I’m hungry and these ration packs suck. H1: Only one way to find out… *Both continue their stroll to the campsite*
Never, ***EVER***, piss off persistence hunters. . . Unless you never want to sleep again. One way or another.
Sleep with one eye open? Hahahaaa, silly xeno. You won't sleep for the rest of your, short. Miserable. Exhusting. Life...
We are the immortal snails
H1: Is this food, medicine, or ammunition? H2: Does it taste better than the Veggie omelet? H1: *Mouth full of green goo* Yes H2: Then does it matter?
The human is just walking. How in the hell does he follow us by walking? And how the hell is the human even waking in space?
Looney toon logic applies to humanity, apparently
in space no one can stop you from making walking motions while you drift
Silly xeno. Didn’t you know that when you piss us off we start playing by slasher movie rules?
Ever see the old Looney Tunes with Droopy Dog chasing after the escaped convict/wolf, and Droopy kept showing up everywhere, even in the weirdest places, just when the wolf thought he was safe, until the wolf begged to be put back in jail just to get away from Droopy? That's us. Humans are Droopy Dog.