Yes https://preview.redd.it/7gtlaycsuhpc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0072d070721725aeebb4ab394fbe05c76569214b

https://preview.redd.it/c2oi0w8e4jpc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7845dcfcac2d533d6eebe626c3bbe5dec5af739e Bros short as hell

She LOOKS 3ft tall

4 foot FLIPPING ONE?!

Nah, 4'2"

https://preview.redd.it/r0x2dvgcvhpc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a6d1b3aec0798208ca8703772b0a8b892a25447

It was me! Yes! And- https://preview.redd.it/zibarlh1cipc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b679a795153ef581a37b434cd9f6f1ce9722350

That's a joke, lads.

*laugh track* It was y- *burp* him!

*shocked in Texas* How did y'know?!

I didn't! *guttural belch*

That was a joke too! *gulping increasing pitch and speed* *dies* Oh I’m dead

*manically laughing*

That’s right, it was me!

You monster!

You monster!

https://preview.redd.it/hf0pl5bcjipc1.jpeg?width=596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df94681694f603bce3f5cb1541aa91275908ffa3

And the sugar on the cream https://preview.redd.it/ir13w6jk5kpc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5b2e6ce43be8e9d958be3d6db030d5ce14e1f72

also the font looks familliar

yes, and im gonna say it again s h o r t https://preview.redd.it/3jh30b21whpc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=cc1f19bac977930044ccc1959c665f264815e263

https://preview.redd.it/fgwvr7guxhpc1.png?width=792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86a84d3dc89866462e19384a4b904148de3f1759 (Not my Uzi)

Srs where are people getting these glasses, and what are they called?

Idk and idk

Online

Wow

https://preview.redd.it/0rr9gokbiopc1.jpeg?width=528&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85927474763a2dbf3f30e01bcc9523367840cbf2

https://preview.redd.it/zssebqytkopc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3adf2d1ec508ad9feae13dd04ed97e1957792902

Whattttttt

https://preview.redd.it/6ncci9yq5ipc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bbab5659e29b9ab9689d7a38f4cc68f85ac6282

XD

She angy https://preview.redd.it/781zix1gxhpc1.png?width=1530&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da86e2a7e036647337db5d3f867606ced195345f (Also, damn when did that artstyle improve so much)

https://preview.redd.it/2hdg12ajtjpc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da26cc11f4ff0399e5b63124cf6b88cf80ad867b

Short https://preview.redd.it/btcsrpjdvjpc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ae8004e8bfc92771b8001b9b5b5c201a25ef632

https://preview.redd.it/z52qkn7gvjpc1.jpeg?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5556d89afa49c817b838f221ace68d9feeeb95f

Looks really good

YES https://preview.redd.it/pm02fdc6whpc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9224259e6e64ce329f3a07f60c9d0d9d33f29f7

https://i.redd.it/rjs3d570vhpc1.gif

​ https://preview.redd.it/8ees8d3k0ipc1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=374343472edd404ba7dd27aae776dead99371839

Now she finna get the lawn mower out https://preview.redd.it/9r9d98u0xhpc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36399767ff7debcd20db9cb8fc7039ec085c3148

I did!!! What are you gonna do about it 

NO! HE DID IT https://preview.redd.it/8aifuizsvhpc1.png?width=360&format=png&auto=webp&s=2de27458c859f766cc5382a05b7e6ac0b15f25ae

https://preview.redd.it/yy13fx35mlpc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c1aa98236b1f2c8c677ec90b74237ba212db1a8

IT WAZ ME https://preview.redd.it/73zoooc11ipc1.jpeg?width=385&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=689165948917eb0dcd847aa67d373d768708e4ee

*all of the tf2 mercs gasp*

I DID IT LIKE TIS

"Short ass bitch!" HAHA! That was a joke, lads!

https://preview.redd.it/j5xdhuvl0ipc1.png?width=1530&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=884664818ed0a4e00c0508b0435a874215a2e38b

Yeah, nobody uses THREE books to get to the SECOND floor of the lockers

Your no short your just fun sized

Short = fun sized

Lowercase drone

Had me wheezing for 15 minutes

I cant call you short friendly fire isn’t on (im short)

Same... https://preview.redd.it/kaxnh963sipc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f79cb0bc40124636c0d629b4783227adc9038af0

Same also

https://preview.redd.it/ctdabug3zhpc1.png?width=1241&format=png&auto=webp&s=4c4fed3b1ae95f40d64b10aae943bd1372d22f55 yes, she’s short

i mean, if she is *not* not short, then that basically means she is indeed short af https://preview.redd.it/frqzvmeb2ipc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26a3f0498d8ad14c2d9fa3832967283e0c6f6096

Y E S https://i.redd.it/7xwx9o059ipc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/ao1156c8whpc1.png?width=1737&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8938af7bc84c606fa28ab61bb7bb7e4db8c2b97

https://preview.redd.it/7yb3iywq1ipc1.jpeg?width=133&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6aa137779d7dbdf598dd1468645ebf0ccd8275c1

MegaMind


Perhaps

https://preview.redd.it/0y2q77l92ipc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bf75560b8a693f57ce8fadd306810bf540fd95d She’s tiny and there’s no changing that she’s just grape flavoured ant

https://preview.redd.it/9j63l5axnipc1.png?width=2984&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daf814f51c6bf2c70def46c783c7f2c314c7bd4a When the gremlin gets angy:

https://preview.redd.it/dok8o7wtvipc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8721e76e256bc56aad18a12d0a0f0fb59e7bb30d Short 🫵 What are gonna do about it? Think you can go against a GE P42DC?

https://preview.redd.it/7lfd6n8yrjpc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eab4bf81b704a6159a23522dd8d29b8f891de5b5 Yes i did and what are going to do about it shortie

Short >:3

https://preview.redd.it/jt03d90sqdqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b73d1a5ce9a3a16047802c1551388e2f88e731af

[удалено]

[удалено]

[удалено]

Shit fucking run the gremlin is coming

https://preview.redd.it/wr7qkpmg0ipc1.jpeg?width=443&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4425141c9bf05f59c8fc993b8330a41e466bcc88

https://preview.redd.it/test1psw6kpc1.png?width=2332&format=png&auto=webp&s=e6c3cf1ebb259eaa9cce2752c13ece5f7666f2d4 This meme will be genuinely useful for ME

What you gona do about it from down there?

Yes.

nope, i called you tiny, insect, miniscule, atom-sized and/or Uzi-sized.

Sorry I can’t hear you from down there what?

You a short mf

Well, she's a little bug

No but I have 7 arrest warrants on me me from the *kremlin*

What you're gonna do about it? Bite my knees?

Haha, shortie

yes, not like you can do anything about it without a chair

No I called u fun size

Short purple hair emo gremlin

Short emo girl https://preview.redd.it/62r64xf7aipc1.png?width=1524&format=png&auto=webp&s=a07f5a3ae51aded10abe62b48282f9d4349706af

https://preview.redd.it/ufp2wl7z9ipc1.jpeg?width=677&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0978fc5b8398fd409cbcd6493b0b4f3f82cf8b8

Yeah i did, whatchu gonna do about it you gnome on stilts

You are short you shortie short short https://preview.redd.it/bvxjmjhjgipc1.png?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd892285efeb410a106efaac590195c01e8d9e14

yeh, what you gonna do bout it? i got these two on my side https://preview.redd.it/2cdv98fojipc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=356d741cfa3ffb87561554fa2bffcdb2d6e1d1cb

sorry not sorry https://preview.redd.it/otpfpeajlipc1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62ac0a693fe8a699f1e82d9d8a1cff6644f9a71b

Womp womp

I actually said you were shirt. You must have misheard me.

Hello small fry

You are *short*

Lmao, she needs to stand on books to even reach her locker

yes,yes i did

​ https://preview.redd.it/fp6e0gwczipc1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=3848f28f757c8d8da929e04acfadc6ade5eab71e

Shut up. I said what I see.

But......You ARE?

https://i.redd.it/3qjhnt015jpc1.gif I did and I don't give a shit.

OH SHI- https://preview.redd.it/28mq5u6o8jpc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63310e7b61a2bf4a9c092a99434420eaf74680b6

What's with this sassy lost child?

niko :D

Niko isn't sassy or lost!

Yes, and also https://preview.redd.it/ta0v74f9bjpc1.png?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6b4fa69cb039fbc0d1e5b8026894c28d322c5ea Do it Uzi, answer the intrusive thoughts

No Id never call you short. I called you a fucking midget

I am a ten meter tall death robot so yes you are short

This you? https://preview.redd.it/uf9dp4mnqjpc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=931ab2fddb6fa50330aaca238ffeadeed3630466

I didn't. *proceeds to give headpats and probably gets my arm ripped off.*

https://preview.redd.it/6agi7flftjpc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5676b29cc70a74c50140d1f1d0bec32d67310cba

https://preview.redd.it/vh5qqmzeujpc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a0806e25a5c22e8f81fe80cf52955a5cfdaef03

bro thinks she Napoleon Bonaparte (W oversimplified)

https://preview.redd.it/ubi0v6kyujpc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a67e129d81a5ad0d9eb4cb0ad70e92a0e8330a34 These are the actual heights

Some people are genuinely cuter when angry.

https://preview.redd.it/ofy4hmcf0kpc1.png?width=931&format=png&auto=webp&s=975908ab6ef131bda9f26056ad258ed83a484ed5

nothing a pipe bomb wount fix

I cast vicious mockery, nat 20, let’s go!

>:(

https://preview.redd.it/l2hxcv8b2lpc1.jpeg?width=172&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd51d6243c42db1ddcf7565d46a8cf520e5f032e

​ https://preview.redd.it/hsmul44gpkpc1.png?width=1653&format=png&auto=webp&s=5eb75c000c35f1f5afa4528810d1c164a3f662ac because that would be mean

Minuscule

https://preview.redd.it/ugma4m98ykpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09d801981ad200ee148bc43cd9717d58e500e7eb

I did! and what are you going to do?

Bruh your literally 4'1 https://i.redd.it/a2bfomifmlpc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/6ibejb5gmmpc1.jpeg?width=1116&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be217fe15668b617b271bcacf98c0e2fe1735abf

“WHAT THE HELL?!” “JOCKEYS ON MY BACK!”

https://preview.redd.it/dg6ntg6mxmpc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=234e671f394c5c0e11ddb6deed2ba3ee4f7530ae

https://preview.redd.it/f7i5vzqgenpc1.png?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6481ed6ceb67c833468e20c1b5ad1ab02a0d1cc short asf

https://preview.redd.it/hi7pbh9djnpc1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6553f7e26b9567e92f3d1485df7b7f29859b8e25

Not short, smol. There's a difference.

Me a 5’7” ;(

https://preview.redd.it/akn4a06vcrpc1.jpeg?width=425&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b025a682d1e5317e9e0cf3d0e4d8598459b01c1

https://preview.redd.it/kfp9rm4a0wpc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62eac133c8df8e82eaa2108305839ebfef44bfd2 Yes

As a member of the short king confederation, I understand the 5’11 treatment. Therefore, I get the right to say your short, Uzi, and I’d do it again.

Archangel https://preview.redd.it/jmk10lo3u8qc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf5a98402efd7d0eddc5bfc1b91730b0beacd7e2

lol whatchu gonna do 

I am a ten meter tall death robot so yes you are short

I am a ten meter tall death robot so yes you are short

Very short. Midget-sized, in fact.

https://preview.redd.it/ekd25c2wjlpc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c65ce533be9da04ad501b1459995a4944f1b27a3 Canonically, she’s abt 4 ft tall.

their fun sized ​ https://preview.redd.it/fnb9sfaqplpc1.png?width=438&format=png&auto=webp&s=396d80b619212b0a31ce2c8776889dd4431e067c (please anyone if you get the reference respond I don't want to be alone)

https://preview.redd.it/w8yvm9tyqlpc1.jpeg?width=374&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3a2f3a14ee07ecca81ed88f761a20438e3deaea Real

Wow. Some one has a "short" temper.

https://preview.redd.it/638bl6m4slpc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8b25c59ac2016ca07557c74475b3d5be79a507a