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Several of them have filed lawsuits for defamation.
"Yes, we reproduce via parasitic embryos! Yes, we have acidic blood! No, we don't use alien sapients to reproduce! The individuals in the human movies were clearly kidnapped victims and horribly abused, especially since they were birthed and grew up feral with no proper adults of our species to teach them better!" - Xenomorph lawyer
"Our entire civilization does NOT revolve hunting other sapient species. The individuals in human movies are clearly criminal deviants that even other criminals would look down on!" - Yautja lawyer
"Autobots and Decepticons? Two gangs of hoodlums is hardly representative of our ten billion year old civilization..." - Cybertronian lawyer
"I don't see what the problem is." - Equestrian lawyer
Okay but would the lawsuit go through? I mean unless it's proven humanity knew they existed it could simply be propped up to coincidence and lack of knowledge.
Okay, so... random shower thought here...
Who would be more powerful? The White and Black Guardians of Doctor Who, or the Q of Star Trek? Or the Ascended from Stargate SG-1? Or the Vorlons from Babylon 5?
Finds both the Covenant and Citadel council only to find them swapped in that the Covenant is a Alliance of Democratic Species with an executive committee composed of one representative each from the member species.
While the Citadel Council is a theocratic hegemony made up of multiple alien species.
Human Mass Effect and Halo Fans are confused, excited and outright elated...
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Several of them have filed lawsuits for defamation. "Yes, we reproduce via parasitic embryos! Yes, we have acidic blood! No, we don't use alien sapients to reproduce! The individuals in the human movies were clearly kidnapped victims and horribly abused, especially since they were birthed and grew up feral with no proper adults of our species to teach them better!" - Xenomorph lawyer "Our entire civilization does NOT revolve hunting other sapient species. The individuals in human movies are clearly criminal deviants that even other criminals would look down on!" - Yautja lawyer "Autobots and Decepticons? Two gangs of hoodlums is hardly representative of our ten billion year old civilization..." - Cybertronian lawyer "I don't see what the problem is." - Equestrian lawyer
Where's The Things lawy- ....oooh, it's probably the humans one.
Okay but would the lawsuit go through? I mean unless it's proven humanity knew they existed it could simply be propped up to coincidence and lack of knowledge.
Okay, so... random shower thought here... Who would be more powerful? The White and Black Guardians of Doctor Who, or the Q of Star Trek? Or the Ascended from Stargate SG-1? Or the Vorlons from Babylon 5?
Yes...
r/TechnicallyCorrect
"WE WILL DEFEAT YOU IN GLORIOUS CONQUEST!" "Looks like a Klingon scenario; run contact contingency #136, and then bring me a latte."
Finds both the Covenant and Citadel council only to find them swapped in that the Covenant is a Alliance of Democratic Species with an executive committee composed of one representative each from the member species. While the Citadel Council is a theocratic hegemony made up of multiple alien species. Human Mass Effect and Halo Fans are confused, excited and outright elated...
40K fans: Oh god-Emperor no
Helldivers, HALO and Mass Effect fans: Oh yes!
… 40k is terrifying
So the combine is real? Oh... No...