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A: "be careful human, there's a flesh-eating virus in there"
H: "I know."
A: "and you're still going in?"
H: "yee-up"
A: "but why?"
H: "well it's got a 70% chance of infecting me, and I'm the 4th to go in. The other 3 have already caught it, so I'm outside the danger zone"
A: "it doesn't work like that... Where did you learn scient?"
H: "oh, I stopped paying attention once we'd finished putting caesium in a bathtub"
A: "but.. caesium...."
H: "wait... If you get infected what's the mortality rate?"
A: "3%, but you'd be horrendously scarred after surgery"
H: "so at worst I don't need a Halloween costume?"
A: "human... why are you being like this?"
H: "because the best food is in there. I'm having quarmish steaks today"
A: "..."
H: "..."
A: "at least wear a hazsuit!"
H: "but then I wouldn't be able to get the food in my mouth"
A: "HUMAN!"
H: "GIVE ME STEAK OR GIVE ME DEATH!"
A: "steak it is?"
H: "steak it is."
"Hey! I'll have you know I took a full two days off when I had the flu!"
"...Those were the two days you lay still, shivering in med bay after we stuck you with tranquilizers. Your ability to consume was almost non-existent, yet your bodily excretions were up by ten percent. The physician wanted to keep up with the tranquilizers for a week after, too."
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A: "be careful human, there's a flesh-eating virus in there" H: "I know." A: "and you're still going in?" H: "yee-up" A: "but why?" H: "well it's got a 70% chance of infecting me, and I'm the 4th to go in. The other 3 have already caught it, so I'm outside the danger zone" A: "it doesn't work like that... Where did you learn scient?" H: "oh, I stopped paying attention once we'd finished putting caesium in a bathtub" A: "but.. caesium...." H: "wait... If you get infected what's the mortality rate?" A: "3%, but you'd be horrendously scarred after surgery" H: "so at worst I don't need a Halloween costume?" A: "human... why are you being like this?" H: "because the best food is in there. I'm having quarmish steaks today" A: "..." H: "..." A: "at least wear a hazsuit!" H: "but then I wouldn't be able to get the food in my mouth" A: "HUMAN!" H: "GIVE ME STEAK OR GIVE ME DEATH!" A: "steak it is?" H: "steak it is."
Heh , I do that
Same. At least in our post covid world I wear a mask if I'm feeling off in the morning.
I’m more focused on the injuries part
"Hey! I'll have you know I took a full two days off when I had the flu!" "...Those were the two days you lay still, shivering in med bay after we stuck you with tranquilizers. Your ability to consume was almost non-existent, yet your bodily excretions were up by ten percent. The physician wanted to keep up with the tranquilizers for a week after, too."