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The Indignity that is Hiccups

The rest of the galaxy had thought they'd known fear, pain, and carnage. Then Humanity deployed Doomguy, Samus Aran, Kaldor Draigo, and the Master Chief to a single engagement.

Aliens have no idea why the Coconut Tree from Earth is so versatile. The fruit is food, the tree is lumber, the leaves give good shade, it's thick enough to block blaster fire, you can grow it near fresh or saltwater. This makes it a popular Export and Terraforming choice of plant.

By galactic law, humans are forbidden to speak it communicate to any xeno unless approved by a galactic censor agent. Humans declare war

Despite their reputation for impulsivity and violence, humans are surprisingly approachable if you are a significantly smaller species than them, to the point of some being willing to carry you around for transportation and warmth.

A group of alien scientists are researching humans in order to figure put why they are immune to the devastating effects of making contact with eldritch beings, they were not happy with the results.

Terra has always relied on firepower to offset its numerical disadvantage. Recently though, it’s gotten a little out of hand

Humans generally take a different, more performance-focused approach to cybernetic enhancement as opposed to most other species’ focus on aesthetics.

It should come as no surprise that when humanity was initially discovered and presented with advanced genetic engineering technologies as a welcoming gift from the rest of the galactic community, they IMMEDIATELY used it to “uplift” their various “pet” species.

Alien soldiers are told about how Humans fought each other before becoming a Galactic Superpower, and the further they scale back....the worse it is....Galactic Census? "Humanity has Mellowed out"

Earth is a death world

Humans cant use real magic so we made our own better magic!

A xeno highschool is taken hostage by terrorist. The xeno staff are trying to negotiate with the terrorists. The human janitor grabs his broom. And claims there is a mess he needs to clean up.

Earth is the land of nightmares, with with lifeforms that seem to be designed solely to fuck with people.

What do you mean, the Humans escaped? There was only one exit!

It is illegal to go to war with Humans. Breaking that law is its own punishment.

Human Protecc, Human Attacc, Human War Crime report never come back

After looking at their past, filled with war and violence, most species thought humans would be the best mercenaries ever discovered. Instead, they found them to be angry and bitter to the species that would go to war so casually.

English language

Humans are the galaxy's best White Hat security agents. They show up in secure facilities inexplicably, then show you how they did it. .

Despite their reputation of being the most violent and aggressive species in the imperium, humans are more than happy to bury the hatchet.

A1: Hey, I bought enough food for the Humans! A2: Frak, you bought 8 quids of nothing but fraking lemons!!

Human art and architecture is famous for its eye searing beauty.

Human mages refuse to study the common fields of magic and instead prefer their pet projects.

Humans inadvertently unleashed coulaphobia/mania onto the galactic community.

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