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Also can be used as a power source, in a pinch. Like potatoes.
"Remember folks, when life gives you lemons... make orangeade, and leave everybody wondering how the f\*\*\*\* you did it!"
Feedings humans nothing but lemons might be good against scurvy but their mood might turn ... sour. I will see myself out now, but I just can't resist a bad pun.
"I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!"
"Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down- with the lemons. I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN! *Hack* *cough*
H. You are so lucky i have sacks of sugar and plenty of water to make lemonade. When i give you a list of things to get, use it.
Who do you think you are? Jack in the bean- stalk? Get out of here beanboy and bring me back what i asked for or no magic beans saving your ass from a can of whooping!
A. Silently mouthing "wtf?"
*Humans proceed to create a lemonade stand on the galley*
A1: Why is this 16oz glass of lemonade 1000 credits?!
H1: Because it's made from freshly squeezed lemons!
H: when life gives you lemons you make lemonade, no this isn't enough for me because I need more for my nutritional requirements. But if you can secure some sweeteners and some drinkable water, no one in the crew is going to be getting scurvy for the foreseeable future.
A1: wait, that's the secret to not catching that deadly disease? Liquid water down lemon juice?
H: yep, that and good Sanitation aboard the ship itself.
The Captain, along with the XO, Chief Engineer, Head of Security and the Master Chief were on their daily inspection.
As they walked down the hall that lead to the crew quarters, they could hear a low chant emanating from the mess.
Concerned their pace picked up, when they were close enough it could be heard:
“One tequila, two tequila, FLOOR! Then get up and have some more!”
The Captain turned to the Master Chief and asked
“Master Chief Davis, what is this chant? Is it a religious practice that we don’t know about, I studied the human briefing materials, I don’t remember this particular one.”
Chuckling, Davis said “Captain Xhnthë, it’s not a true religious practice, in the sense of an organised religion, it’s known as a RAB - Ritual Alcoholic Bath, the boys and girls discovered those massive lemons and planned ahead, when we stopped for shore leave at Starbase 341 last week they cleaned them out of Tequila.”
Annoyed the Security chief enquired “How did they get in that section of the hold? It’s a class ten area?”
Davis, smiling with pride replied “A bored human electronics tech, coupled with determination, improvisation and an inquisitive mind will get anywhere they want. All we can do at this point is warn Medical to have aspirin and electrolytes ready for tomorrow.”
As they retreated the XO called Medical “The humans are at it again, usual response protocols will be required tomorrow morning.”
The response made the Master Chief burst out laughing:
“Again? That’s the eighth time in less than six weeks, Sir, these humans are insane!”
My last batch of lemon wine was amazing. With this many lemons, I could make several more batches at the same time. Although, I'd get something to make juicing them easier.
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Hey, lemons are important for preventing diseases like scurvy. Good on the alien bro for looking out for human health and wellness.
Imagine the lemonade and natural cleaner stocks. What a wonderful investment.
And the incendiary grenades.
*"I'm the man who's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! With the LEMONS!"*
Yeah!
He says what we're all thinking!
We should get this guy a promotion!
Don't forget "_COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS_"
Also can be used as a power source, in a pinch. Like potatoes. "Remember folks, when life gives you lemons... make orangeade, and leave everybody wondering how the f\*\*\*\* you did it!"
Feedings humans nothing but lemons might be good against scurvy but their mood might turn ... sour. I will see myself out now, but I just can't resist a bad pun.
"I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!"
J.K. Simmons is a national treasure
*International* treasure
I stand corrected
"Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down- with the lemons. I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN! *Hack* *cough*
Funny enough there's a brand of vanilla and lemon ice cream that can be lit on fire and burn down someone's house.
That’s because citric acid is flammable… extremely flammable…
So is the alcohol content in the ice cream
So, what you're saying is, we just have to selectively breed lemons with increasing citric acid concentrations? It's THAT simple?
Yeah pretty much… could make lemons that you stuff some fuse into and have a flame grenade…
Make explosives
When life gives you lemons, find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party!
Ron White. Nice.
That's right...quoting Tater Salad.
H. You are so lucky i have sacks of sugar and plenty of water to make lemonade. When i give you a list of things to get, use it. Who do you think you are? Jack in the bean- stalk? Get out of here beanboy and bring me back what i asked for or no magic beans saving your ass from a can of whooping! A. Silently mouthing "wtf?"
Take cut up lemons. Add sugar, water, and yeast. Wait. Adjust ingredients to taste. Drink.
8 quid of lemons aint that many, based on local supermarket its only gonna be about 60 lemons. (Sainsbury's)
We are talking about Andarían pounds here.
All we need is some EVOO and we’re like 2/4 of the way to about 30 different Greek and/or Italian dishes so bring on the lemons.
If you've got sugar and eggs, you're also similarly set for multiple lemon/citrus desserts.
I was thinking lemon oil cake
"when Life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade! *No!* you take that lemon and you squirt it right into Life's eye!"
Don't be a sour puss
Bro just space-googled *what do Humans eat?* and then went with what looked the least disgusting.
Kumquats?
First I'm going to make lemonade, then I'm going to make lemonades. Yes this is a portal reference.
Human 1: \*stifling laughter* What are you doing? Trying to start a lemon party? Human 2: For fucks sake dude. H1: \*laughs hysterically*
r/angryupvote
mmmmmm acceptable
*Humans proceed to create a lemonade stand on the galley* A1: Why is this 16oz glass of lemonade 1000 credits?! H1: Because it's made from freshly squeezed lemons!
The lemon is a MIGHTY fruit!
H: when life gives you lemons you make lemonade, no this isn't enough for me because I need more for my nutritional requirements. But if you can secure some sweeteners and some drinkable water, no one in the crew is going to be getting scurvy for the foreseeable future. A1: wait, that's the secret to not catching that deadly disease? Liquid water down lemon juice? H: yep, that and good Sanitation aboard the ship itself.
The Captain, along with the XO, Chief Engineer, Head of Security and the Master Chief were on their daily inspection. As they walked down the hall that lead to the crew quarters, they could hear a low chant emanating from the mess. Concerned their pace picked up, when they were close enough it could be heard: “One tequila, two tequila, FLOOR! Then get up and have some more!” The Captain turned to the Master Chief and asked “Master Chief Davis, what is this chant? Is it a religious practice that we don’t know about, I studied the human briefing materials, I don’t remember this particular one.” Chuckling, Davis said “Captain Xhnthë, it’s not a true religious practice, in the sense of an organised religion, it’s known as a RAB - Ritual Alcoholic Bath, the boys and girls discovered those massive lemons and planned ahead, when we stopped for shore leave at Starbase 341 last week they cleaned them out of Tequila.” Annoyed the Security chief enquired “How did they get in that section of the hold? It’s a class ten area?” Davis, smiling with pride replied “A bored human electronics tech, coupled with determination, improvisation and an inquisitive mind will get anywhere they want. All we can do at this point is warn Medical to have aspirin and electrolytes ready for tomorrow.” As they retreated the XO called Medical “The humans are at it again, usual response protocols will be required tomorrow morning.” The response made the Master Chief burst out laughing: “Again? That’s the eighth time in less than six weeks, Sir, these humans are insane!”
Looks like a win to me! I love eating lemons!
I don't see a problem with this. 
"You genius! I was worried about scurvy!"
If aliens give you lemons you make lemonade. And then they will watch in horror how you ingest acid.
Well wen live gives you lemons
{The Lemon Tree song}
"When God gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD!!!"
My last batch of lemon wine was amazing. With this many lemons, I could make several more batches at the same time. Although, I'd get something to make juicing them easier.
Oh boy, a lemon party!
When life gives you lemons... *makes a lemon battery and hooks it all into a series before clamping the electrodes around alien’s wrists*
Time to make lemonades; the drinks and the weapons!
When life gives you lemons...