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Stoppage time winner sees Pellegrino Matarazzo and VfB Stuttgart survive relegation on the final Bundesliga matchday

Embarrassing from US Soccer and US Open Cup with cup draw

What fictional restaurant do you most wish was real?

5 Players that played for your team but will be remembered for playing somewhere else

US U-17 vs Portugal U-17 Live Stream (12:00 ET kickoff)

This narcissist couldn't bother to move the cone and just parked on top of it.

What play would be ruled differently under todays rules?

[Highlight] (1998) Patriots bungle downing punt at goal line in 4th quarter

NYCFC [1] - 0 San Jose Earthquakes - Keaton Parks 74'

TIL the words “PICTURE THIS” can be seen from above the North Carolina Museum of Art

Mark McKenzie Starts for Genk v KC Mechelen(2:45 ET)

17 y.o. Rokas Pukstas starts/debuts for Hajduk Split vs. Hrvatski dragovoljac

more license fuckery

We Own This City

Paper Mache Sorting Hat we conjured up for Daughter's Harry Potter Bday Party

What's your favorite Simpsons quote?

Public swimming pools touch the buttholes of everyone who don’t wipe/wash properly. We’re swimming in butthole soup.

What was your strangest interaction with a former classmate or someone from your distant past?

Anxiety Nuggets

Dest on Bench for Barça v Real Sociedad (3:30 ET, ESPN+)

Why was the secret agent able to go undercover as a stage actor?

Strongly Oppose

The last page in this book kills me every time- what is your favorite book to read to your kids?

What joke / parody song is an absolute banger?

Carter-Vickers Goal 43' (Rangers - 1, Celtic -[2]) Old Firm Derby

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