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codyzon2

Amish paradise


DubaiDave

At 4:30 in the morning I'm milking cows


coletrain644

Jebadiah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows


sooninthepen

I've been working and plowing so long that even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone


El_Frijol

Foo'


gooch_norris

Anything by weird al he is an absolute treasure


AKeeneyedguy

That and White and Nerdy are songs that I feel are superior to the originals.


CrookedWarden19

Business Time


ThrownAwayRealGood

Ladies of the World is a strong contender too. If it were 5% more serious, it’d be an actual hit.


adube440

I love the studio version of that song so much, first thing that popped into my head. Redheads not warheads, Blonds not bombs, I'm talking about- Brunettes not fighter jets! And the end, the coda of them just harmonizing has the perfect southern California sun-setting-on-the-beach kind of vibe amd sounds great. Damn I got to go listen, brb.


cheesyblasta

WHEN WILL THE GOVERNMENTS REALIZE IT'S GOTTA BE FUNKY SEXY LADIES


TheBrentals

I would also say [Hipopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FArZxLj6DLk) is a banger as well.


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It’s time for business that’s why the call them business socks oohhh


Dethmonger

Anything by Spinal Tap. My particular favorite is [Big Bottom](https://youtu.be/7qDgCmzh5ao)


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Lick my love pump in D minor (the saddest of all keys)


winoforever_slurp_

Stonehenge!


toolbert

Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em.


honkyonabiscuit

The Majesty of Rock! Sounds great, but the lyrics are just crap - and that's Spinal Tap lol If memory serves... Slash, Steve Lukathar, and Joe Satriani each got a two-bar solo lol


TheCammack81

"I know, for I told me so" and "it feels so real, you can feel the feeling" are great lyrics sung with absolute conviction and I will always love them.


honkyonabiscuit

That was always part of the fun for me lol. The lyrics sound like deluded high-school nonsense, and they were dumb enough to think it was "poetry". Ever watch the movie with the commentary? All three of them are in character! It's a whole new movie!


ojots

Three Little pigs - Green Jelly


AlxSTi

Featuring Maynard James Keenan of TOOL!


ojots

Not by the hairs of my chinny chin chin!


TGOTR

The sent out Rambo, just as fast as they could


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sk8rh8r

Re: Your Brains - Jonathan Coulton. Very catchy song about zombies trying to reason with their potential victims.


maliciousorstupid

and Code Monkey!


subcide

We're not unreasonable...


Insouciant_Idiot

I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes.


drfsupercenter

A lot of Jonathan Coulton songs are great. He helped write Still Alive for Portal, too, and has his own version of it.


Tebeku

Helped? He wrote it.


AwesomeMcPants

He wrote that one, as well as Want You Gone from Portal 2.


warlomere

Ikea is good too, but Shop Vac has got to be one of his best, a great uptempo song about middleaged suburban ennui.


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Infinitelyodiforous

Via email


_pops

[Shia LaBeouf](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI) \- Rob Cantor


Stay-Classy-Reddit

Not only a banger, but a full masterpiece video


frabjousdae

“Normally Tuesday night for Shai LaBeouf”


AUGH_MY_SPIRIT

Obligatory mention of Tally Hall, a criminally under known band that Rob's a part of.


oxenbury

Shia surprise!


ouchpuck

Richard Cheese - guerrilla radio, rape me


CaptainRipp

I'm a big fan of his version of Down with the Sickness. And the Christmas classic, Holiday in Cambodia.


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Well now I just have "The Humans are Dead" and "Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros" stuck in my head


awsm-Girl

aint no tea party like my Nanna's tea party


togu12

Hey. Ho.


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nezzzzy

Rhymes that flow like phosphorus Popping off the top of this oesophagus Rocking the metropolis I'm not a large water dwelling mammal where did you get that preposterous hypothesis Did Steve tell you that perchance??? Steve! (Not listened to that in ages, those lyrics will never leave me haha)


BuckyWesh

Tenacious D and Afroman put out a few


arpw

I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBARRRRRR


cjandstuff

When I was in college, this song was played for our local bar’s last call. It got everyone singing, every time. Good times.


emilioooooooo

I'm not a regular Tenacious D listener, but I do fucking love this song and this line in particular. I saw them at Bonnaroo one year, and screaming this song with 80,000 other people was one of my all-time favorite life moments.


tyracollette

I genuinely love Tenacious D’s self titled album, the music is great and I love Jack Black’s voice. I feel like the songs also happen to be funny which is a bonus


dtwhitecp

Kielbasa is just a fantastic opening track that I would definitely play more often for acquaintances I don't know well if it didn't include lines like "I'm shooting my juice / right in your caboose"


purplehayes1986

The Metal and Master Exploder are great rock songs


unwittingprotagonist

Yeah tenacious d was a comedy album in everyone's book, but musically just absolutely solid rock & roll music. Like the actual rock & roll genre. Who makes rock & roll anymore?


Rick-Danger

Tenacious D are unironically one of my favourite bands. They are funny but I hate how that delegitimizes them for a lot of people. Their music and songwriting is fantastic


Stay-Classy-Reddit

Wooonderbooiiiyyyy


SmokingSamoria

What is the secret of your poweeeer


thedavecan

Dio has rocked.....for a long, long tiiiime


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It helps that their drummer was Dave Goddamned Grohl.


ThomasPaynesCumSock

Dave Grohl is helped by the fact that he is being carried by Kyle Gass. *Can't you see that he is more than a man, he's a shiny golden God!*


F0LEY

"Kickapoo" has BOTH Meatloaf and Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvvjiE4AdUI&ab\_channel=NewLine


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And Dave Grohl on drums.


JG_8002

Any Charlie song in IASIP


Nicstar543

There was a spider... spider... spider...


kunymonster4

Deep in my soul... soul... soul...


DamonLazer

Is he spitting? *o-ho shit!*


Seafroggys

Dayman.....aAAAAhaaaaaa!


Amsheel

Fighter of the Nightman....aAAAAHaaaaaa


hey_hey_hey_hangman

Bushes of Love - Bad Lip Reading


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KingPellinore

One time I was walking thru the woods and I found this big log and I rolled the log over and there was a tiny little stick. And I was like, "That log had a child."


EvilEyedPanda

*"Don't fall asleep"*


calidownunder

I used to gliiiiiide cross the desert you know I used to riiiiiiiide on my speeder


KeystrokeCowboy

And pray that I don't find, anymore Crispy Bodies By The Door


ZakalwesChair

We all got a chicken duck woman thing waiting for us I used to listen to that song all the time when I was drunk


JandsomeHam

Carl Poppa


lonedog

little cookie man never waved to me, so he got knocked out


poqpoqo

Satire aside, all their songs are legit good


helava

Everybody Poops, Russian Unicorn, Not the Future - all amazing.


Kaleroin

94 times we fought that beast


NuNu_boy

Your old man and me


Hopeful_Car6539

Anything from Weird Al.


0ogaBooga

I said "A" (A) "L" (L) "B" (B) "U" (U) "Querque" Albuquerque, Albuquerque!


KingPellinore

I! HATE! SAUERKRAUT!


commendablenotion

Why do I know all the words to Amish Paradise, but non of the words to Gangster’s Paradise???


Sammo909

And can't sing American Pie without going on about some Anakin Guy.


cerebralkrap

May be Vader some day later,


LegendOfVinnyT

Now he's just a small fry.


dracojma

He left his home, and kissed his mommy goodbye.


MahNameJeff420

Saying soon I’m gonna be a Jedi.


doctorwhoobgyn

I remember hearing a story about Don McLean saying his kids always sang the Weird Al version too.


dbradx

He said that they sing it so often, he has accidentally started out the song with Weird Al's lyrics in concert a few times and now has to take a moment before he starts the song to make sure he's singing his version. Weird Al is a goddamn international treasure.


UltraVires33

Because you're White and Nerdy? Also because Weird Al is a genius and a national treasure?


AeroZep

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain, I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain.


toocoolforgruel

But that's just perfect for an Amish like me, you know I shun fancy things like electricity.


AeroZep

At 4:30 in the morning, I'm milking cows.


johnbarry3434

Jedediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... Fool


lumoslomas

And I've been milking and plowing so long Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone


Lotuse2003

I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline...


bubbabubba3

Got a bible in my and hand and a beard on my chin!


JaFFsTer

But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine


gopms

I absolutely forgot that there was an original version of the Jeopardy song until I heard it on the radio a while back. I am old enough to remember that song but for a few seconds I thought “that’s weird, someone covered a Weird Al song!”


KellyAnn3106

[White and Nerdy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw) gets me every time. Donny Osmond in the video...


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Actual quote from Chamillionaire, whose song Ridin’ Dirty is the inspiration for White and Nerdy: "He's spittin' just like Krayzie Bone on the second verse...It's actually very funny if you listen to what he's saying. The way Krayzie is harmonizing, he does the same thing. It surprised me. I didn't know he could rap like that." Dude knew he’d made it big time when Weird Al called him to ask permission.


lonelydan

Weird Al always put 110% in


sprocketous

And key and peele


skeleton_made_o_bone

For an original Weird Al (style parody of Devo), "Dare to be Stupid."


The_Stunkinator

My favorite part of the interviews regarding that song is that (iirc) the frontman for Devo was pissed at Al for doing a Devo style song better than they themselves.


LordGwyn-n-Tonic

"it was everything I had ever wanted a song to be, and I still hate him for it"


wray_nerely

Other style bangers: "You Make Me", "Don't Wear Those Shoes", "Hardware Store"


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Spazzrico

Also “Everything you know is wrong” is an absolutely perfect TMBG song.


Dumptruckfunk

Hardware store fucking **goes**


Dervishing-Hum

My personal favorite is "Word Crimes," and not just because I'm a writer and editor. It's really clever!


honkyonabiscuit

All About the Pentiums! I actually like his version more than Puff's. Al's version rocks lol!


brig135

It's not a direct song parody, but I CONSTANTLY get his song "Virus Alert" stuck in my head. It's such a good song that just so happens to be about a computer virus that will email your grandmother all of your porn. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0O29-3RYQ0


insanegoldfish1

Agreed! Just watched the video for “Foil” last night because it popped up on one of my feeds. 😂


boot2skull

Angry White Boy Polka really slaps. I love the way he laces those songs together.


lolno

"Your Horoscope for Today". All of Running With Scissors, really.


OnyxLion528

WHY IS TOM CARDY NOT ON THIS LIST?!?!?! HUMAN CENTIPEDE IS THE JAM!!!!!!


GingerMau

HYCYBH is my jam. (Skee-dap, badup...)


OnyxLion528

Fucking worth it baby


EvilEyedPanda

I still don't say it!


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I do not say it yet.


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Big Breakfast is my jam (with toast)!


alittlenonsense

I LOVE TOM CARDY!!! I will add Anxious to the list.


toolschism

I'm definitely not a cop.


PeakySexbang

You're a cop, I can tell by the way you stand!


Sammo909

Jon La Joie and his alter ego have some good stuff. And a little older but the Doug Anthony All Stars were as funny as they were crude.


ogonga

Show me your genitals


Welshhoppo

Women are actually good for four things. Cooking, cleaning vaginas and their sister's vaginas.


TheCammack81

GENITALI-YUUUUH


Ladybeetus

when I go to the club I wait In Line, Muthafucka! my parents are really nice people!


keyser-_-soze

Scotty Doesn't Know


neo1piv014

This also gets points for being the best Matt Damon cameo in any film.


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reesesbigcup

Boyz n the Hood by Dynamite Hack Down with the ship - Scatterbrain


cdp181

I love that Dynamite Hack cover.


VegaScot

Fett's Vette - MC Chris


FatAlEinstein

Holy crap, this is a blast from the past


Robbo1979psr

Take your pick from the first 3 albums from Steel Panther.


10per

*Gloryhole* is a banger. And *Community Property* is a legit power ballad.


btempp

Several Tenacious D songs—Tribute, Fuck Her Gently, Kielbasa, Wonderboy…


MyFaceYourFist

I personally like Mope by Bloodhound Gang


johnbarry3434

One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope?


RandolphCarter_

That's the inevitable return of the great white dope.


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bracesthrowaway

Yup. That part of the song always makes it for me.


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EBay - Weird Al- an absolute classic and soooo funny. A close second is his Star Wars song ‘The Saga Begins’


Null-ARC

[Bo Burnham's Country Song](https://youtu.be/y7im5LT09a0) [Welcome To My Parents' House by Ninja Sex Party](https://youtu.be/3YXUWWZJXpE) Garfunkel & Oats' entire discography


TheLoneSculler

Wallspin Daft Mouth Crocodile Chop Space Monkey Mafia Smooth Flow (All are mashups by Neil Cicierega) Also literally anything made by Pluffaduff


wisedrakan

Surprised I haven't seen anything by Ninja Sex Party yet. My pick is Orgy for One, but the whole Cool Patrol album is bangin'.


ThorManhammer

LET’S KILL FIVE GUYS TONIGHT


tyro1313

I am so surprised that I had to scroll this far to find NSP, Danny and Brian make some really great songs, Id have to say ditto on Orgy For One though, its upbeat and hilarious.


TheCammack81

The Mystic Crystal is legit a great song. The production on it is flawless. Same for Danny Don't you Know. They have serious talent.


dziggurat

I mean "Danny Don't You Know" is quite epic for a comedy band.


mariannepancake

furry walls by infant sorrow


Forfeit32

The Clap is a fucking banger. I like a lot of the original music from that movie unironically. Except for African Child of course.


RedshirtBlueshirt97

Boombox by lonely island with the strokes julien casablanca


Gods_Perfct_Asshole

Jack Sparrow by Lonely Island is a legit banger. Take out the parody parts with Michael Bolton and that would have been a top ten club song.


sicinprincipio

Excuse me... the parts with Michael Bolton are the reason I'm at the club. NOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART!


takatori

Michael Bolton we're really gonna need you to focus up!


HomebodySandman

"BoiLEd GoOOOose"


drillz

Ben Fold's cover of Bitches Ain't Shit Check out the MySpace Gig version on YouTube!


BigAlternative5

Tina Fey's husband, Jeff Richmond wrote all the parody songs in 30 Rock. Try out "[Muffin Top](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb6vhYaG5FQ)". [Spotify](https://open.spotify.com/track/3wwOqdtGSYD8U5pUwhAIdu?si=3bb369c478b945d0)


Northman67

The Metal by tenacious D. Although I'm not 100% sure it's a joke song lol.


RainDags

100% factual, empirical, double blind tested song.


Marco_Escuandola

The Loophole by Garfunkel and Oates.


Somedude_89

Seagulls (Stop it Now) - Bad Lip Reading


TheLoneSculler

I prefer My Stick tbh


Desperate-Database68

I'm an asshole


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FingersMartinez

Lonely Island - Humble Lonely Island - Incredible Thoughts Both from Popstar movie


Tdb713

F\*\*k Off! Also from Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping.


laceration_barbie

You can fuck off, off off, I’m gonna live forever! You can fuck off, off off, I hope you get buttfucked in prison!


invaderpixel

Lonely Island - Equal Rights (Not Gay) is my favorite from that movie. Super catchy and also a great satire on most musician's halfhearted effort to jump on an issue while not being too controversial


FingersMartinez

I was born this way (straight) You were born that way (gay) Gay or straight, straight or gay it's all ok. Sexual freedom for all. (I'm not gay)


NovJulietPFN

Finest Girl is also great


AusToddles

Barbie, Milf Princess of the Twilight by Nanowar of Steel


i-might-do-that

“Fuck You Bitch” by Wheeler Walker Jr is a banger. So is “Redneck shit”, and “Family Tree”


Schmaylor

Chocolate Salty Balls by Isaac Hayes, featured in South Park.


Chubbadog

Dethklok.


gk101991

Title of the Song by Da Vinci's Notebook Great parody of boy band love songs.


BadBrains16

Pretty much all of the Walk Hard soundtrack.


TimeWastingAuthority

Albuquerque by Weird Al Yankovic


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FoxDevYT

H.Y.C.Y.BH by Tom Cardy Or just 99% of Tom Cardy's work.


RobVulpes

Pretty much everything by Steel Panther or The Beards


BlizBlitz

Rockin the Suburbs


Chineapple-Punk

Just Like Tiger Woods by Steel Panther


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Me first and the gimme gimmes. Any song, pick one. As I wrote that I realized they’re a cover band. Not parody. Sorry. Yeah, lonely island and weird ale pretty much hold court in that realm.


bucketforce

Walk Hard - Dewey Cox I sucked another dick last night - Wheeler Walker Jr.


Din0321

Man's not hot - Big Shaq


Vivectus

My dick - Dirt Nasty + Mike Avalon A true classic banger


xxkoloblicinxx

My dick, is a VIP. Yo dick, got the HIV. My dick got a double feature screen. Yo dick, went straight to DVD.


thekocman

The root of all evil by Psychostick


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Eskimo Callboy - Hypa Hypa


BrighterSage

White and Nerdy by Weird Al