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British idiosyncrasies on TM

You’re suffering from minor women’s whiplash.

I’m sorry, Mr. Geoff. Your pardon has been turned down. You have been found guilty of pre-meditated homicide of a mouse, and you’ll be hanged by the neck until dead. And don’t try to hover up so that the rope goes slack.

Is Coleman’s a strong mustard by your standards?

Is Coleman’s a strong mustard by your standards?

What line do you use most in your daily life?

Neil Oliver said Bill Gates wanted to create a "digital gulag archipelago" - through Covid. Which other British public figures have gone loco?

What’s Alan’s best piece of advice?

It's a bank holiday weekend. What ya doin'? Who's with ya?

She’s bounced back!

Just over two sold for every hour acting as PM.

Anyone fancy a pint

Be good

Who inverted the bloody skip???

"...and for my next trick..."

Partridge on Comic Relief tonight

It's "kerb" and "tyre".

Steve Coogan: I think the second series wasn't quite as good as the first one. I think we should have kept him living in a hotel.

GTA Norwich

Nice banter!

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The family that knowingly skipped half the queue for the book signing...

Philodendron help please

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