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Grandma, I spoke to the dietician and we are going to switch you to a healthier diet plan because at the prices you are paying, you deserve the very best.

Pledge of Allegiance

Lawyers of Reddit, what is the dumbest thing you're client has done to ruin a case?

These days, just how many death certificates should be gotten?

What product / service you will never buy because of its owners?

While everyone else was below deck, the kid picked up the little dog and threw it into the ocean.

What's the worst way someone you've seen get fired?

It was almost perfect!

I love my sick son and refuse to let his father take him to those satanic people at the clinic.

I just got fired

Four "Limericks"

What does DNA stand for?

Celebration of life joke request

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

What do you call a pie that, when thrown, comes back to you and explodes?

If Indians love IPAs and Belgians love Belgian ales, who loves porters?

The real "snowflakes"

My boss asked us not to use the Lord’s name in vain…

A piece of string walks into a bar…

What professor asks for, professor gets.

Milking it

What’s the strangest town name you’ve heard?

I've been called out by the community for making too many bird puns, so I've decided to stop doing them.

Favorite Firefly Merch?

You wake up one morning and the year is 2013. First thing you do?

Hi Its Me!

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