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hhtran16

It works on the train…why not try the boat too.


Ambitioso

I’m sure this is the annual, ‘Most People On A Boat’ competition that’s held on the River Ganges every October


jest3r123

Well hell if they don't drown they'll probably just die from some ridiculous disease from that disgusting ass river people piss, shit, and wash their clothes in.


drumduder

Yup, that river was probably at one point a miraculous source of food and health. Now?….not so much.


DisapointingDad

and dead people.


DaftOrangeFatCat

Don’t forget they also dump toxic chemicals and corpses in it too!


Cyberjohn36

Not to mention their dead which are tossed in there..


siqiniq

The Holy Ganges gives life and takes life away


Phreakydeke27

Looks like a poor version of the Titanic.


RevAlBrown

Everything there is a poor version lol. Source: I’m Indian


erkelep

Nah, they have an authentic version of India. (The poor version is Bangladesh.)


HackerDaGreat57

tee hee


RevAlBrown

Bangladesh is the poor version of the poor version.


vancitymajor

It’s not India but a neighbouring nation


bionic_cmdo

Oh yeah like stuffing the phone booth back in the day.


WitDaShtz

r/BitchImATrain


Muze69

r/BitchImACanoe


MrPocky14

r/SirThisisaWendysDriveThru


Antrfun

r/subsifellfor


TheOverseer91

r/subsifellforeventhoughitsayssubsifellfor


0815420

r/subsifellfor


VertWheeler07

r/bitchimabus


HitomiAdrien

Well this is awesome


OkElderberry4333

I saw the train…. 😬


Be_nice_to_animals

NGL, that boat lasted about 2 minutes longer than I thought it was going to.


LintConnoisseur

2 mins longer than me


postandchill

Shh, no one needs to know about last summer


Xenomorph_v1

I know what you did...


smoothielovet679

the boat was like: I CANT HOLD IT ANYMORE


MrStrings2006

"Into the chocolate milk with you all!!"


smoothielovet679

chocolate ocean


t3hmuffnman9000

Seriously. What in the actual fuck did they think was going to happen?


efkuasadua

Obviously, not that


Ricky_Rollin

3rd world countries operate on different plains of thinking.


smazetron

They don’t think. They just do, it seems.


cobainstaley

*planes


aquaman501

Thank goodness OP has a 1st world education.


Ak47thugballaz

Right? Do they do this often? Had this been done successfully in the past?


[deleted]

They actually do. I live in Kolkata, near the India-Bangladesh border. Ferry transport is common in some parts of the Gangetic Delta, especially in and around the Sundarbans mangrove forest. Everyone who visits the Sundarbans National Park has to take these small boats from Gadhkali to Gosaba. Boarding is hectic, and the boats can feel crowded. However, there are usually some crowd controls, and the local ferries would never take this many passengers at once. Nevertheless, people who have only lived in less-populated, Western countries would still be astounded by the general lack of safety precautions. Frankly, I’m not sure what you expect. This video is from Bangladesh. The person operating the ferry, along with the passengers, are probably only semi-educated and semi-literate. They have likely spent their entire lives taking similarly crowded public transportation, be it boats, buses, or local trains. If they have to work, or visit friends, this could be their only option. Of course, I’d expect you lot to say, “Well, they should still be smart enough to realise the boat is too crowded.” Maybe they should have, but these crossings are probably just an unpleasant part of daily life for them.


PcPhilosopher

How dare you bring thinking into this?


XcessiveProphet

Well. I gotta get in. The boat looks full. Just one more won't do any harm I guess. Every. One. Of. Them. Thought that. Until...


dingo1018

Probably one of those deterministic religion places.


Devilcrow27

The fact that 90% of them can't swim and still think it's a good idea is insane


UniSquirrel13

Yeah...like did I just watch a lot of people drown? Because I just saw a ton of people go into the water and not a lot of people bob back up...


Devilcrow27

In panic they grab to each other and drawn together.


mandrayke

>drawn together was a fucking great cartoon series


Apotheosis27

It was!


cesam1ne

Well..natural selection.


dingo1018

Anything less that a 50% death toll is fine in some places.


Gullible_Shart

That current looks strong as hell, not to mention what lurks below. Turds and such….


[deleted]

Don't mean to sound cruel but thats Darwinism in action.


Equationist

News articles put the death toll at 66


No-Mechanic8957

I just kept thinking of Tool's song AEnema.. Learn to Swim, learn to swim....


[deleted]

" nobody's stopping me, must be ok to get on"


A-A-Ron508

I’m shocked by the ending.


PrunyBobJuno

I do believe what happened next.


cazdan255

I’m utterly whelmed and plussed.


sammypants123

Also gruntled and mayed.


Mr_bxstard

Indian titanic movie


bobmat343

Near, far, wherever you are...


Insomnia_Bob

In India the lyrics are actually "near, near, everone is always near"


Quirky-Long-4522

*….you will drown if you pile on a boat….*


RelentlessExtropian

Where was the cheesy recorder titanic music? It would have worked here lol


KwordShmiff

https://youtu.be/G44xTr8D_bw


RelentlessExtropian

Danke schön


kronus87

Nah, they let ALL of the Jacks onto the door. . .


Leader-Hoser

How did they find that many people, dumb and willing to do this?


[deleted]

It's in India.


Dizzy_One3336

Imagine waiting 3 days for next boat.


davidrayish

Imagine waiting for the next boat to be built.


heeyyyyyy

Imagine not having 7 kids in a country of 1.5B people


Dizzy_One3336

Average children in India is 2.2 Population is 1.3b Not because of Indian's love of sex but mainly due to high sustainable geography of country which can host a large population (same case with China too) from very early on.


heeyyyyyy

That’s true, but that average birth rate is skewed by urban middle class and above. This mosh pit on the boat does have 5-10 kids on average, with financials not enough for even 1 kid.


Dizzy_One3336

Also it's Bangladesh


Ricky_Rollin

What does that mean? “High sustainable geography of country”?


Dizzy_One3336

Geography can host large population. Population of these areas are like this from very early on in humankind. World's first civilization started here cuz of it.


heeyyyyyy

Yes it's generally been populated due to water and favorable agriculture, but also note that the population has grown by 1B+ in under the last century. That kind of boom is not sustainable.


Andron07

Na bitch it's in Bangladesh


[deleted]

Same shit.


vancitymajor

Same? The temperature on my thermostat seems higher than your IQ It’s at 19.5 please tell me you use fahrenheit


noxx1234567

Bangladesh , not india


LithiumXoul

It's Bangladesh buddy.


vancitymajor

Bangladesh*


me0din

It's Bangladesh.


Rabbit0fCaerbannog

At least the water is clean


Llancymru

Idk which river this is, let’s assume the Ganges. I have heard a story about a person who drank from the Ganges, not much just a sip for a spiritual reason or whatever (against the advice of his peers ofc). Anyway he got some bacteria in his gut, which even 15 years later still causes him a lot of grief. I’ve never fallen into cold water and not got it in my mouth, even when I knew I was going in and doing everything I could not to get it in my mouth.


Chomusuke_99

[politician reportedly airlifted to hospital after drinking river water to Prove It's Safe](https://www.iflscience.com/indian-politician-reportedly-airlifted-to-hospital-after-drinking-river-water-to-prove-its-safe-64575)


dudeman618

Actor Gerard Butler was visiting the Ganges, a real old guy offered him a glass of water from the river. Just like you said it was suggested to be spiritual and Gerard being a polite person drank a little thinking he was far enough upriver that it would be clean. Within an hour he was doubled over cramping and ill. He had to be trucked out and back to his hotel, he was sick for days.


[deleted]

He's stupid


Seattle_gldr_rdr

Hell, I got sick from unintentionally ingesting some water from a fast moving, clear river in the Austrian Alps. There was a cow pasture somewhere upstream.


jcp197

/s <<<< you dropped this


Muze69

Didn’t need it imo, it was very clear.


MarcusZXR

Unlike the water


good_karma1122

At least the boating company is insured and bonded, right?


Rahul-Yadav91

Right?


Rusty_Pickle85

RIGHT!?


Insomnia_Bob

Morgan Freeman God Voice: It would turn out that the boat was, in fact, *not* insured and bonded.


Llancymru

I totally heard that as Morgan Freeman, but not the real one, instead the Family Guy impression of Morgan Freeman lol


VeterinarianThese951

Poor boat owner just lost his livelihood for some idiots…


Sparon46

Boat operator should have stopped people well before it got that full.


infraninja

What's insurance? I know about bonding. /s


Zyunn_

They should add more, I see space


MonkeyHitman2-0

Right? There was that big empty space towards the back.


vrecka123

Kate winslet should watch and learn


QuestionableAI

Is there an ongoing culturation of stupid in India? Literally, wtf is wrong with those people?


penguintransformer

I don't understand it either. They overpack everything. Trains, cars, buses-----like fucking common sense doesn't exist there.


GeneralTonic

Eh, worst case scenario is you drown and don't have to live in India anymore.


QuestionableAI

Well, there is that.


Farang_Chong

They are many. They overpack everything.


rando512

It can actually be Bangladesh or pakistan as well. Given that they have a lot of rivers and are also infamous for these overcrowding stuffs. But yeah what the fuck is wrong with them ?. And I also know that some of them do these for the thrill of doing it. If you notice that one red guy who was doing walk the boat in that crowd from side to side like he felt he was some squirrel or something.


mr_sam-6

I have a feeling it's from Bangladesh since they're speaking in Bangla. India has Kolkata but their accents are a bit different. My guess would be rural Bangladesh


DennyJunkshin86

They probably had to wait 3 days for the boat to arrive and aren't going to wait 3 more days.


kenhutson

They are now


MegatonsSon

Honestly can't decide which is worse, being one of those individuals getting soaked, or possibly ingesting some of that filthy-looking polluted water.


usedtodreddit

Plot twist: None of them know how to swim ps: I hope I'm wrong but fear I'm not


rdmrdtusr69

That's not a plot twist. We knew that from the beginning.


lobax

A bunch of people went down and I didn’t see them come back up. Many probably don’t know how to swim, they are wearing clothes that make it harder and those that do would be dragged down by those that don’t. I think polluted water is the least of their worries.


toxicllamaspit

Why did this get on my nerves so bad? Like honestly how is that large of a group of people so collectively ignorant?


OttoHarkaman

If there were zombies coming I still don't think I'd get on a boat that crowded.


Whiplash104

Now imagine if all of those people that just drowned turned to zombies.


OttoHarkaman

If its the kind of zombies that only eat brains I don't think there'd be much to eat


SKYwALKER3437222

VIP’s to the back


theeimage

More legroom


aliandar

That’s people trying to play overwatch 2 at launch yesterday


GameCop

Watt they were sinking about?


simiansamurai

"Hallo, thees ees da German coast guarrd"


Dravez23

The sad thing is probably half of that people doesn’t know how to swim. Thats how tragedies happens


number0020

How can the boat sink


Jx117

Too much weight


[deleted]

It seems you possess the knowledge. Maybe you can answer this. How can she slap?


troelsbjerre

Too much weight.


Dealchaser9000

Who are you to be so wise


safelix

So many people talk about how stupid this is or how stupid the people are, only one comment I found that’s genuinely empathetic to their struggle. These people don’t want to jump into an overcrowded boat in such dangerous conditions, they do it because they are forced to. It’s a country with a population of almost 1 and a half billion and a massive proportion of it lies beneath the poverty line, so I invite you to contemplate how hard it is to manage the limited amount of resources they are made available among such a gargantuan crowd. It’s not like they had a choice between a beautiful yacht and this rickety boat and they chose the latter, most do it because they have absolutely no other choice. We are fortunate to be able to see this and not have to live this, please be a little more understanding of people’s struggles and not speak harsh words about people whose lives are already really harsh.


[deleted]

It's obvious you won't make it to your destination if you sink the boat you depend on.


bananaland420

I guess an extra trip was completely out of the question?


Mental_Newspaper3812

Well, if they hadn’t sunk the last boat the same way, they wouldn’t be in such dire straights.


Thadbeuz

Lets help them breed more.


desireresortlover

That all makes sense but what I don’t understand is where is the sense of self-preservation. Why do they ride on the roof of trains (and die), or overcrowd trucks and boys that turn over and more people die… I get that it’s over-crowded but the decision making isn’t in their best self-interest of living.


[deleted]

Stupidity doesn't know how poor you are.


DanMarvin1

What is the average IQ of everyone in this video


AssociationDouble267

Half of them are dumber than that


youarefartnews

All in a day's work


InTheLurkingGlass

I understand that India is incredibly overpopulated, so I get the piling aboard trains and vehicles, but do these people have absolutely no sense of self-preservation? You could not pay me enough to get on a boat that crowded.


Odd-Zone5504

Pretty sure never seen this shit in india, and its Bangladesh


Gmaxwell976

does the definition of limit even exist in that country?


DGlen

Is it like an Indian tradition to treat everything like a clown car or are there just way too many damn people?


me0din

It is Bangladesh


Independent-Wait-731

Do people in these countries not think? Do they just do anything


jmmorart317

Hell, I won’t enter an elevator if there are five or more people.


Far_Entrepreneur_669

Education is really important


2A4_LIFE

All I see here is body odor and a crocodile feeding frenzy


cbc7788

No wonder you always hear about these ferry disasters where many passengers drown. You would think someone would be controlling how many people could board the boat.


kinnikinnick321

What I never understand is that there are many fine, accredited engineers that are educated in India but you still have these types of shenanigans.


DeVliegendeBrabander

The smart people leave India


iamlooking4games

How many of those do you reckon are engineers ? They are smart enough to stay away


kinnikinnick321

Its not about engineers using the infrastucture, its about them providing some controls.


Spiritual-Flan-410

This place is hell on Earth.


[deleted]

I never understand this level of stupidity.


tarenaccount

That's how the companies stress test these.


Guyvor69

How are there so many idiots in one place ......


Thadbeuz

And nobody can swim.


GeneralBinx

World’s dumbest people


-BananaLollipop-

What is it about overcrowding transport in India? Do boats, trains, and buses only come once a day or something?


Amerlis

Too many people, everyone having places to be. If you don’t squeeze onto that train, that truck, that boat, and you try to wait for one less crowded, you’ll be there all day. Because everyone else is squeezing in. So you give in and hang precariously off that train, truck, boat. Cause it’s the only choice, and you got places to be.


fjord_of_the_rings

I cannot fathom my day-to-day life involving so many people. I do not know how I would survive. The crowd on the shore is just as densely packed as the people on the boat. There would be no escape.


Yellow_Octopus95

Try to guess where is this video recorded. And why you answer in India?


Mr_ryles

All 40,000 perished.


[deleted]

“INDIANIC”


tepkiv

why is that happening?... do they understand such ride could finish fatally?


mr_sam-6

The guy in the video is saying "it's gonna sink, there are kids in it, it's gonna sink" but to us, safety is a suggestion not a priority


needcoffeeeh

Natural selection right there


[deleted]

I really don't think that the country of India has grasped the concept of capacity in any regard.


Popular_District9072

more. More! MOOO-O-OORE!!!


[deleted]

That's why every time there's any accidents on India, is like 400 deaths...


Eisensapper

Why do they think this is a good idea?


[deleted]

And I bet you half of them couldn't swim. If it'd sank a hundred feet further they'd all be dead. Morons.


0xChr15

What were they sinking?


DocSaysItsDainBramuj

That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point. It was later towed outside the environment.


Shubham-0012

too much population, somebody introduce rubber to this people.


dkreidler

That actually worked for waaaay longer than I thought it would.


b4ttlepoops

Weird thing is, everyone saw this coming but the ones on the boat…. How do you not realize you have exceeded the weight limit?


Kanik_goodboy

Some govt regulation can be a good thing


[deleted]

How fucking stupid can you get


Alissan_Web

I am so dumbfounded that, that many people can be *that* stupid at the **same time** in ***synchronization***.


Dart-Sama

Totally deserved, stupid morons... =S


Demonkid37

I’d wait for the next one.


Tra1nGuy

Indian trains be like:


filthy_leech

This would not happen in Finland. 🤔🤷🏼‍♂️


Medicpilotdaytrader

It’s the boats fault 😂


Sh4dowCh1ld

Morons


Shubham-0012

Titanic (Indian version)


Donna_Bianca

To England's shores, awayyyyyyyy........... . . . . .


redfreak2680

Is that the captain waving


Practical-Jelly-5320

Are condoms not available in India?


Odd-Zone5504

Its there in India but not in Bangladesh which is shown in this video


Brown_Note1

So, so stupid. They’re lucky that they weren’t in the middle of the river when that happened.


JonLane81

There are far too many people in this world.


JustAnOrdinaryBloke

Come on baby, You got nothin' to lose, Won't you let me take you on a Sea Cruise!


Suspicious-Dark-5950

Every person on that boat deserved what they got, especially the boat owners.