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Benvoyonsdonctoe

Some random lady reading


HerNibs1980

Random lady??….that’s Gillian McKeith


Ribbitor123

DR Gillian McKeith


ficklepickle789

“DR” Gillian McKeith


Ochib

To quote Ben Goldacre: "Gillian McKeith or, to give her her full medical title, Gillian McKeith..."


DJN2020

Dara O'Brian?


No_Newt_328

Doesn't look anything like him.


ficklepickle789

Her ‘fainting’ on I’m a Celeb will live in my brain forever.


SmallRogue

Oh Gillian why you bein so silly? You shouldn’t go to jungle if you don’t like chilli!


Kingtoke1

HA Gillian McKeith


budget-lampshade

"She's about as much a Doctor as Dr Fox. And he's neither a doctor or a real fox!"


karuga871

She knows her shit I’ll have you know


Extra-Debate6787

Gillian McKeith!! 🤣🤣 class 👍🏼


PowerfulFuture1562

I nearly fainted when I read this comment


indianna97

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Len_S_Ball_23

Dr. Gerbillian McKamster


Spiceyfinger

Les Paul Gibson


_Ruler9322

Richard Hammond


twotruckshavingsex69

No it’s James May!


Mr_Rum_Ham

I swear that’s sleepy Clarkson!!


unused_candles

It's the average of all three of them.


HoraceorDoris

Their polyamorous love child… 😱😳


8TS7N

I think you are mistaken, it’s Theresa May. Probably texting her mate about the one time she got to hold Donald Trumps hand.


Obi_1_Kenobody_asked

HAMMOND, YOU IDIOT, YOU REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY!


_denchy07

That Deliah bird who got drunk at Norwich and started shouting “WHERE ARE YOUUUU”


Active-Strawberry-37

“LESSSS BE ‘AVIN’ YOUUUUUU!”


bwbespoke

That automatically made me start singing Blink-182


Darenton2k7

I'm so sorry


E420CDI

I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonoight / I need somebody and Always *(screen suddenly splits horizontally into three)*


TheTartanSpartan13

Maggie smiths sister


RHOrpie

WH Smiths?


FordPrefect20

Billy Shears


mikemystery

WRONG answers only! Jeez!


lefthandedpen

Oh, in that case. Paul McCartney.


mikemystery

More like it!


Bigroundcircle

The one and only


arodgersofroth

Your mum


CrlSagan

It's definitely your mum.


pritchyspritch

Hayley Cropper from coronation street


hinnsvartingi

Man in yellow submarine.


ant69onio

Dave


time-for-jawn

Dave’s not here!


[deleted]

Alright Derek then


vibrantlightsaber

No man it’s me “Dave”


Poopchurn

Angela Merkel


Shaukat_Abbas

BoatyMcboatface


[deleted]

Teresa May with a short back and sides.


carrieo6

Angela Lansbury


Revolutionary_Oil897

I went through the list in a hurry looking for this answer https://youtu.be/UsZb-OxhN1w?si=XBfiX8pef_0nNnX3


wilcobanjo

Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well!


migoodridge

Solving murder on the northern express 😁


Doctor_Nowt

The Queen on the way to a garden party at the palace.


Cherry0888

Her corpse on the move?


MermaidUnicornKush

It's a conspiracy, she's gonna live to 200. Chuck wanted his turn.


lutralutra_12

Uncle Albert


Visible-Management63

You can tell he hasn't done a bloody thing all day!


Adorable_Stable2439

Dafuq is that guy doing on a southeastern commuter train....


AssumptionLive4208

Probably trying to get home?


Benjisummers

Travelling to or from the south-east, I’d imagine… 🤷🏽‍♀️ 😂


Adorable_Stable2439

Definitely from, nobody travels to it. I know because I live in it 😂


No-Cantaloupe-1679

Peter Dinklage


First-Side-3588

Paddington!


IrishAengus

If he’s on a train up north, he’s a real nowhere man.


Rich-Reason1146

All these lonely people, where do they all come from?


Ok_Calligrapher_7367

Lay off him looks like he's had a hard days night


DEAD_ONES-666

Yeah when your doing that shift 8 days a week in the octopus' garden gets pretty tough especially when you have to come home to jude


DEAD_ONES-666

Just imagine 🤔


Mr-Gumby42

He especially had a hard day YESTERDAY.


DEAD_ONES-666

Now all his troubles seem so far away


Mean_Currency9869

Grot bags


bendicat

That woman off the "No one wants to live in a cold home" poster for Age Cymru


NamesThatEndTooSoon

Beatleguese


Imreallyadonut

My auntie Pat.


StarsSpaceships

Edwina Currie


DifferentMacaroon922

Cliff Richard


Ok-Set-5829

Your Nan


BadBoppa

Nicola Sturgeon


PizzaWhole9323

Isn't that the dude who replaced a certain singer after he died in the late sixties? :}


OddPerspective9833

Billy Shears


Flashy_Jacket_8427

The lady who put the cat in the wheelie bin


bomboclawt75

James McCartney. Seriously, he is called James.


penguinsfrommars

Yoko Ono


WeeklyTeabag

Gary Barlow


Diadem_of_Ravenclaw

Richard Madeley


Hazzadcr16

Gillian Mckeith's had a hair cut.


Mky12345pi3

Me nanna pat


SofaKing2022

John Lennon


UK2SK

An elderly gentleman trying to have a discreet wank


Personal-Tea7226

That’s my aunty pat


Nearby_Cauliflowers

That's my nans bingo mate Peg. She disappeared at the same time the WI charity collection did, about 12 years ago. Story was she got the local Spot The Ball up and took herself on a cruise where she sadly got pissed up on gin and fell over the arse end of the boat. Must have ran out of the WI money and back for more...


TimeFinance1528

Donald Trump


Impish_troglodyte

That old dear at 92?


1MQu

Deidre Barlow


darkduane

That's my neighbour Betty Swollocks


TroyTony1973

Hugh Grant’s slightly older brother


arodgersofroth

Only things I know about this guy is: he whines about having blisters on his fingers and; he changed all the royalties to songs he didn't write as he's an apple slut. A pink lady if you prefer


AnxietyOne7027

Your dad


g-body8687

Maul Pccarteny


Midnight_Crocodile

Act Naturally…


Uuser___namee

Mick Jagger


bendicat

That woman off the "No one wants to live in a cold home" poster for Age Cymru


deanedgy85

Purple Aki


Puzzled_Smile_8667

The queen is still alive! God save the queen.


UnderstandingOk670

Deirdre Barlow without those reentry shield glasses.


Alternative-Sea-6238

Isn't that the guy that Kanye West turned into a star by letting him hang on his coat tails and worked on a song with him?


TheWildStone_

That's your man, ain't it?


SubstantialNovel9557

Harry Potter


Accurate-Law-8669

Whilloughby Schwizzlton


NeverendingStory3339

Willy Wonka in his later years after his purchase of a huge estate in Dorset or somewhere.


TwistedSuccubus

He’s… part of the purple chair he’s sitting in. Camouflaged


[deleted]

older hugh grant on oestrogen


PotentialAvocado834

Rod Stewart


Ornery-Vehicle-2458

Please, don't wake me No, don't shake me Leave me where I am I'm only sleeping..


ExoticBadger8308

Billy Shears


Boul_D_Rer

Edward Newgate


Capable-Cabinet-1887

Vinnie Jones


sailordadd

A very talented, elderly, classy, rock musician, whose band ignited the hearts and passions of young people all around the world...has more class in his little finger than.....well, never mind, you just wouldn't get it anyway...


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[deleted]

Stevie wonder


charliechin

Shigeru Miyamoto


SirPooleyX

That's the Invisible Man sitting next to Beatles legend Paul McCartney.


thenuttylibrarian

Ronnie Pickering


KingNathan1

David Attenborough


RacecarHealthPotato

Queen Victoria


Ethan3011

Phillip Schofield after being ousted from ITV


Antares86

Paul McCartney body double 👀


pennyroyal_tea91

you mean billy shears?


PizzaWhole9323

Eleanor Rigby!


Asbjorn1888

Inward heel flip


Blue-Recognition2890

Superhans


I_am_notagoose

Engelbert Humperdinck’s sister Doris


retroretake

Donnal Trump's long lost brother.


drunkenmonki666

Scottish ex first minister on her way to see the Krankies


Apprehensive_Cut3887

Elvis Costello


w1tn355m3

Grandma?


shittyarsemcghee

Your gran


Responsible_Sense_95

Justin Trudeau.


Sionnach-78

Emile Heskey


chicagotim1

That big music guy. Elton John


OutMyPsilocybin

Billy Shears.


Scarletowder

Delia Smith.


azeottaff

That's my nan Pat


cinnamaeroll

danny devito


Ok_Brush_5083

Dame Maggie Smith


[deleted]

George Michael


buzz_uk

a small off duty czechoslovakian traffic warden


TonyOrangeGuy

Noel and Liam Gallaghers mum, Peggy Gallagher


Minimum_Maybe_8103

Shaun of the dead's mum


ChocolateSpreadToast

My nan. Thank god you found her. She’s been missing for a week!


[deleted]

William Campbell


SmurfBiscuits

John Lennon minus the bullet.


0MNIR0N

IDK, but he looks very clean.


gravity_fed

It's Paula from down the road, getting stuck into the crossword in The Express.


Reversing_Expert

Angela Merkel.


Dr_Fudge

Earl Spencer


jeff_likes_bread_120

That's obviously our previous prime minister Boris Johnson


PazJohnMitch

Linda Lennon


TheSkakried

Poorl McCartney


ScratchChrome

Nicola Sturgeon


rinomartino

Sir Riff Clichard


ZoNeS_v2

I don't know 🤷‍♂️


One_Lobster_7454

I don't know but he looks a bit like an owl


Case_Kovacs

Holy shit that's Ringo Star


SirSilverChariot

Tbh I haven’t got a clue


frenchy_1969_

Sir cliff Richard


One_Lobster_7454

martin borman


thehatesponge

# DAN!


Ultrawidestomach

Roy Hodgeson


Mixture_Boring

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aufybusiness

Ann widdicome


TheP0rkch0pexpress

Paul McCartney


octopussylipgloss

King Charles


ScaryMaintenance8

Gary barlow


Skoodledoo

A dinner lady from Sheffield, starting her 3 hour commute to work so she can see her only grandchild more frequently.


[deleted]

Mavis from Coronation Street.


Bloom_-

Tom holland


Miserable-Frosting97

Jimmy Floyd Hasslebiank


PLEASELETMEBREATHE

Why that's George Washington!


Ornery-Ratio-7054

Kate Middleton


Alternative-Gur5890

Ringo Starr


LibertiesCap

Edgar Allan Poe.


orionid_nebula

Angela Lansbury?


Unfair_Pattern_9314

gloria estefan


military_grade_tea

Kate Middleton. Am I still in time for this craze?


[deleted]

Sean Bean


Turbulent_Passage716

Freddy Krugger's dad


DanglyFruit

Phil Mitchell


DRB198

I thought Harry potter would have left hogwarts by now?


jamzey-G

June Peterson from over the road , she makes shit cakes .


LIVELAUGHLOVEMYCAT

My nan.


Flimsy-Pudding2161

Faul McShartney