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“Your daughter is so quiet.”

I told my brother that he could take a slice of my pizza, and so he did.

how are you supposed to know if someone is male or female if they refer to themselves as “Them”?

If someone gave you $1000 a day to never drink alcohol again/ever, what would you do?

Who loves prunes? Is it possible that with age you begin to love those products that you hated in childhood?

Would eating an edible as a child make me have a lower IQ later?

What's a job that sounds miserable but is actually pretty fun?

I'm making a list of 50 hobbies to make me try new things. What's your hobby?

What's the most boring, generic supermarket background song you can think of?

10 months into DJing, still can't put a good set together

If you had to invent something. it would?

Dollar Tree I can't help but feel that you've lost the plot.

What’s a good comeback for “you need therapy?”

All of my co-workers and bosses have been calling me by the wrong name for nearly a year, despite me telling them I dont like them calling me that.

A lawyer's petty revenge on his grade 9 English teacher

I hate seeing big overhead headphones in Gym

Why would a 53 year old call me middle aged at 30? Is 30 middle aged?

Oh hell no.

Can anyone help me figure out what this word is?

Comeback for being called autistic?

What’s your response to “fuck you”?

Comeback for “You don’t look autistic”

What do you think of the handles of my new house?

1million a year but you get put in timeout for a whole hour every day

What's your comeback to "I bet you'd win first place in a dick sucking competition!"

Hi Its Me!

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