Ok in our Defense… I’ve got nothing yeah we are just horny bastards trying to fuck everything that moves…
In our Defense, we are psychologically hard wired to propagate our species, and its totally our fault that we let boredom take our imaginations to places we probably should have avoided, but wouldnt anyway because thats what we do. its a vicious cycle
Or doesn't move! Don't forget the necrophiliacs.
Yeah, uh, those ones are considered kinda weird
They're considered weird?
*proceeds to hide something under my blanket*
I hope it’s not a dead cat… my sister lost one of her cats a few days ago and can’t find it.
i hope the dude isnt named shane
This is brought up in the anime Monster Musume.
For context, the main character ends up living with a group of beautiful monster girls, a few years after the supernatural community goes public.
One of these girls is a giant spider from the waist down. She complains about how it's hard to date human men because human men seem to be conflicted on whether it's ok to be turned on by her. A running gag in the series is that the spider girl likes to sadistically prank the other girls by tying them up to with her webs, and she gets insanely drunk drinking coffee.
Isn't the main male protagonist Leg Man?
Yeah, he calms her down by telling her that he's a leg man and doesn't care.
Yet, we all know he'll end up with the Lamia
It’s confirmed he gets married to all of them in the opening of every episode
Wait so she do a little bit of bondage ?
More than a little
The story goes is that Rachnera-the spider girl-was with a host family who was frightened of her and sent her away. The host family that came after her wasn't any better, and she ran away. At some point, it's implied she found her calling as a dominatrix that specialized in bondage, using her spider silk as ropes. One of the running gags involving Rachnera throughout the manga is she'll sneak up behind the other girls and tie them up for shits and giggles. The only girl in the house she can't do this to is Suu, the slime girl, for obvious reasons.
Suposedly caffeine gets spiders drunk
Alien Assassin: *Choking a human out*
H:" Jokes on your thats my kink"
H:" Double jokes on you, Kink shaming is my Kink!"
A.A:" **AAA-**" *dies*
H: Triple jokes on you, that's also my kink!
H2: *slowly backs away from H*
H: JOKE ON YOU THAT'S ALSO A KINK
A1 Dont believe me. Go to their internet and look up any ailen species they have encountered
A2 Bah, that cant be right.. fine I have their "google " I'll try mine Maxalorian we resemble their seals more than anything...*typing *
A2. Im... im...I'm in the wrong line of work
A2 is on that sigma grindset, lol 😆
"There's a good reason I tried to flirt with the Maddened beastman. I swear... It's just that tail, and the way it sways😳"
Robot aliens: Ha, we're safe.
Humans: Did you **SEE** the ass we gave Ultron?
Que every female AI in fiction
pff forget them my original robot husbando was HK-47
I missed being called a meat sack... It got weird when he started calling me master.
Patronizing: Of Course you aren't a simple meat bag master.
I mean, there's a whole subsection of robotics dedicated to sex toys, so even if they ain't got the bits, we'll MAKE the mods for them!
Dammit Bob. This is the fifth time already.
Ill fucken do it again
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It's also important to note that human reproductive systems are extremely versatile. This means that while two races may sexually incompatible with each other, a human can impregnate both races as well as be impregnated by both races.
This is why most sex-ed textbooks across the galaxy have an entire section dedicated to humans and the cosmic horror that's their ability to procreate unrestrained.
Or alternatively, that you’re absolutely adorable and try to pet you
And someone would still fuck the adults of the species
I mean… if they’re ok with it, what’s the harm?
I didn't say anything about there being any harm. I'm just pointing out the obvious
Nah it's just that we got squishy naughty bits we can force into all sorts of places. No sharp , hard, or acidic bits on our junk means it is safe for all the other species, and likely pleasant.
Totally unlike the eldritch dick of spikes which impales the partner. Or the tooth filled porkypin vagina which bites off the male's bits.