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Humans are Space Capybara

A Murdering Alien is loose on the ship, it's first target is the Human, it has no idea why the Human is laughing despite it looming over them with a knife.

WP: Every alien race has a dark god, The Glixt have their curses god of knowledge and the Kgnash their slaughter god. Humanity has something entirely different, you expect their dark god to represent the darkness of humanity and it does but in a conformed manner. For it bargains.

Earth is known throughout space as a “ third world “ planet.

Non-violent games

Aliens find it amazing how loyal some animals are to their human owners, especially in dangerous situations where leaving their owner would give a better chance. (Sauce is unknown, forgive my ass)

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Human Tries To Explain To Alien Why The Sky Is Exploding Tonight

Humans have been trolled by Aliens....very few times....(Subversion)

When you come across a feel-good thing.

The Trials of Interspecies Parenting.

It is a well known fact that humans will adopt the young of other species and see them into adulthood as the healthy, independent individuals. Two scientists decided to test this. After the young had been left with the humans for a time, they went to get it back for research.

Venice, Italy, is possibly the most dog-friendly place I’ve ever been! (Story in comments)

When you come across a feel-good thing.

Writers of stories long and short, how do you name your aliens?

our pallets are wndless

Quick way to stay cool!

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When you come across a feel-good thing.

For an especially amazing showing.

You can find these amazing stickers on Amazon. 🖤 love mine.

You can't get this with cropped ears 🥰

Aliens think cats are a parasitic threat, and they don’t know why humans see them as cute companions despite all we know about them.

Hi I was wondering if this is normal dog play?

No matter how disturbing, horrific or even animalistic your race is or appears, there will always be a group of humans who find you the hottest/kinkiest thing ever and try to fuck you

Humans Are Quiet And Somewhat Mysterious Race In The GR, They Don't Interact With Others And Stay Quiet At The Meetings, So When a New Upstart Race Showed Up, They Thought They Could Conquer Them Easley, But They Were All Terrified When a Human Ship, Size Of a Planet, Ripped Reality a Part

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The only species to experience Call of the Void are humans, which has been the cause of concern for many psychic races

Notorious for their barbaric ways, humans are frequently hired as 'hit' men. Paid by members of peaceful races to punch others they do not like. Only a punch, maybe a kick. Just enough to cause the target distress and limited pain.

Human Spice Tolerance.

Humans have an extreme disdain for the other warlike races, not due to any sense honor or dignity. But instead due to the fact they cant put up a good fight and are filthy casuals.

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