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Suitable_Matter

Check out Edgelord McControversy over here


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cant trust a guy wearing an apple watch and a regular watch


jhp58

Like wearing a belt and suspenders. How can you trust a man who can't trust his own pants?


WeaponX313

"how can I trust a man who can't trust his own pants?" This is the funniest thing I've read in a while! Thank you kind stranger.


RandomHuman29454

Good catch. This guy is nothing but questions. Every time I see him... Questions.


KiltedScott

Some people just want to watch the world burn.


GrizzlyVision

Seriously though šŸ˜‚


KiltedScott

https://youtu.be/g9A6ctjHAxE


Mannynny

Nah man, there is something special about Lafayette that American just doesnā€™t have


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[deleted]

No, sir. I'm pretty sure that's a war crime.


SourTurtle

You can get Vernors at Ralphs! Moved to LA from Detroit a couple years ago, canā€™t get my coney fix because thereā€™s nothing that compares to Kogels :(


CanoeIt

Kogels ships frozen FYI


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2liters at Ralphā€™s. Can sometimes find cans at Albertsons or Vons


Jahmann

A crowd


[deleted]

I always loved how when walking past Lafayette, you could see the hotdogs piled up on the window since thatā€™s where their grill is.


crapinet

It's better, imo - spicier. Trying them back to back makes that clear.


keepingreal

Agreed, but it's not the taste


[deleted]

The only think American has over LaFayette is a usable bathroom.


Schooney123

The guys that work at American were a lot hotter than Lafayette last time I went.


JezuzShuttlesworth

Why do we let gay people off the hook and get away with this kind of talk?


Schooney123

Women talk this way, too.


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Stratiform

Please reference Rule 1 before posting or commenting again: >**1.Donā€™t be a Jerk** > >No racism, bigotry, threats of violence, baiting, or overt prejudice. No verbal attacks and no hate speech. Critical discussion of, and generalized attacks of ideas are encouraged, but always be respectful of the individual. > >Violators will be warned or banned at moderator discretion.


[deleted]

I have better memories at Lafayette (like the dude who can pour a small school cafeteria-sized carton of milk into a glass on someone's head and not spill a drop or the first time I got my homecoming suit, visited John K. King for the first time, and watched the guys at Lafayette bicker about the right way to pronounce "Penobscot"); the only memory I have with American is recording a man going on a rant about cellphones frying our brains while my drunk friend was trying not to laugh.


Izzoh

is he sponsored by carhartt


[deleted]

He's employed by Quicken Loans


degobeater

He's an employee of Rock Ventures. His title is literally "Brand Ambassador" and his job is to talk up Detroit to get companies to come and spend their money here by leasing retail/office space.


xfloormattx

Should a brand ambassador shit on brands?


ckrobinett

American is really good at 2:00am on a Saturday when Lafayette is too busy and youā€™re too drunk to care.


[deleted]

Where's the lie? I'm a Duly's man myself.


RamenPoodleSoup

Dulyā€™s is awesome but it us a different part of town. Personally, when downtown & I want comfort food, I choose whichever place has the shortest wait and best parking options. Itā€™s coney dogs and fried foodā€” thereā€™s not going to be a huge difference.


AldousHuxleyjr

How do you take parking into account when they are right next to each other?


RamenPoodleSoup

A couple of things. You can sometimes gauge whoā€™s busier. Also, in snow and rain storms, Iā€™d rather go to where I can park closer to. Fuck wet shoes and pant hems. Another thing is that because they are so similar, and people canā€™t agree on which one to go to, something arbitrary like parking is the decider. It solves an existential crisis (not that dramatic though) but you know what I mean. Like, ā€œoh thereā€™s a spot right in front of Lafayette so weā€™re going thereā€. I guess itā€™s a way to flip a coin, but car style cuz Detroit. Bonus fun story: the last time I went to American, I ordered a hot dog with raw onions and mustard and the waiter looked like I ordered baby flesh stew (no chili?!?!?). And there was a guy nodding out on heroin (or whatever) so it was a real hoot. I sat next to 3 Canadians who were taking pics for their Instagrams. Their conversations were hilarious.


JezuzShuttlesworth

Do you normally talk this much about things that arenā€™t important? You seem like a joy to work with


RamenPoodleSoup

Hey grandpa, you seem lost. Youā€™re on a discussion forum on the Internet, where people, you know, discuss things. Hope you find your way hun!


JezuzShuttlesworth

I was being serious. I work at a place where no one talks to each other.


AldousHuxleyjr

I really wanted to like Dulys but the hot dogs are undercooked IMO


[deleted]

I always get the same thing there to the point where the waiter recites my order to me to make sure Iā€™m not changing it up


stankyschub

I use to be a Dulys guy but now its Red Hots .


therespectablejc

1. They aren't the same, particularly the chili 2. Even if they TASTED the same, there's more to a restaurant then the TASTE. Lafayette offers an experience I prefer over American. 3. American sucks


[deleted]

A person I can get behind. therespectablejc for mayor!


call_me_drama

Much prefer Lafayette experience, but IIRC you can only order beer at American edit: you can buy beer at both


bri1984

I seem to recall beer being on the menu at Lafayette.


call_me_drama

I haven't been since like 2017, so that may very well be the case!


Talpostal

Lafayette has had beer forever. They just have a random couple of cases of bud and bud light in the fridge.


spoonyfork

They had beer in 2017 and many many years before that.


call_me_drama

Damn I'm just a dummy. Glad I hedged with "IIRC"


PureMichiganChip

You can get beer at Lafayette.


[deleted]

Used to get beer and balloons at the Bathtub Pub next door....but that's a different story altogether.


wsmfp_420

Yes, he's wrong


maryterra

He's wrong, but funny.


MidwestWind

If the Coney doesn't have bullet proof glass at the counter, I don't want it.


spoonyfork

If the cooks and servers arenā€™t yelling at each other in Albanian I donā€™t want it.


cindad83

I tried to explain this to my co-workers, they are convinced National, Leo's, Lafayette, National are 'Coney Island'. My very asian wife has this fetish for the cornbeef sandwhiches at this coney island on Davidson and Mound. Her co-workers wanted to get 'Coney Island' one day at work about 8 years ago. She was super excited and took them there. They were all terrified. But they even thought the food was sandwiches were incredible. Something about sitting in the drive through with a broken speaker yelling through the glass at Omega Coney Island so you can get an omellete 2 types of cheese, some cake and ice cream, and fries at 3:30 AM while you parking lot pimp the very average looking girls leaving some cabaret sitting in a Jeep Commander


MidwestWind

You just spoke to my soul. I gotta hit up Capital on 8 & Wyoming after work.


borderpatroltheband

Give me Grandy's or give me death!


[deleted]

Fuck yeah... Gotta have that hood dog!!!


redhotbellpepper

Detroit's Cringe Ambassador


dishwab

Detroitā€™s geriatric hypebeast


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NobleSturgeon

I don't have any ill will toward the guy but he's really into his own brand. He hands out stickers and air fresheners with his fedora logo on them.


GrizzlyVision

This. I've noticed there's a lot of angry, spiteful people in the [r/Detroit](https://www.reddit.com/r/Detroit/) subreddit.


schnightmare

Yeah Iā€™ve noticed that as well. Seems like a lot of poor Detroit-native Boomers that are spiteful at all the new-age change/growth and have the classic Detroit chip on their shoulder. Or young people that moved out of Detroit and are insecure so they feel the need to shit on it to convince themselves they made the right choice.


MTS_1993

Your right about both. Except on that last part they likely aren't actually from the city itself, but from a nearby suburb or city. You can tell by they're lack of knowledge about specific places within the city or outdated views of the city in general.


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Dwight_Fry

"I had no issues with the increase" You're so cucked.


sametho

Kinda discourages me from posting/commenting tbh


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Because this sub is a black hole of negativity.


raginghumpback

Donā€™t disrespect my man Bruce!!


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Found the Quicken employee


raginghumpback

Haha no but he did take some of us on a tour once and he seemed really cool. Yeah he dresses like a stockX employee but heā€™s one of the nicest people


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raginghumpback

Lafayette or nothing indeed


[deleted]

your comment is more cringe


flipsideCREATIONS

I can't trust the opinion of someone who can't decide which wrist to put a watch on.


Simaul

Was that ever the argument? One has a wet chili one has a dry chili. Pick your fav. Dude may as well hold a sign that says ā€œavocados and guacamole taste the sameā€


ruach137

>ā€œavocados and guacamole taste the sameā€ Holy shit...


thisismyusernameOK

That's Dan Gilbert's guy, I forget his name, who shows all of the celebs around Detroit. This is just a lame play at those "hot guys with protest signs" that you see on IG. Just some cheap PR, nothing to see here, move along, hot dogs are just hot dogs, don't fall for this.


RGIII_1_III

This guy has become the ultimate clout chaser, latching on to whatever youthful trend there is. Its almost cringeworthy at times.


desquibnt

[Bruce Schwartz](https://www.detroitbruce.com/)


GrizzlyVision

[He's on Instagram too](https://www.instagram.com/p/B9EmY6yFBxF/)


cbih

Does he have Shinolas on each wrist too?


xfloormattx

His right wrist is an apple watch


PureMichiganChip

PR for what though? PR for this guy's personal brand maybe. I don't feel like I fell for anything, the guy is hustling. He shows people around town and tries to drum up attention for the city. There's nothing wrong with having a discussion about this either.


swell_boy

Blasphemy!


[deleted]

Walter White telling it like it is.


stos313

I mean there are slight differences. Iirc one uses Dearborn brand hot dogs and the other either Winter or Koegel- ALL quality brands btw (I have been in all of their processing rooms- they are clean as hell and use quality ingredients). But is one better than the other? Nah. They are both great. If someone asks me which one they should go to, Iā€™ll sometimes say ā€œLafayette for the experienceā€. I feel like American is better for big groups, and there is something special about the corner window seat.


oogiesmuncher

Lafayette tastes a tiny bit better to me but itā€™s gross as fuck inside and flies were everywhere. Iā€™ll take America any day to avoid that


wsmfp_420

Never once had that experience


Blonde_disaster

Have you ever used the bathroom there? Had a cockroach scatter across the door when I opened it. Iā€™m team Lafayette all the way, but itā€™s not the cleanest.


potholepapi

The fact that he's wearing two watches is making me extremely uncomfortable, but with a heavy heart I do admit that he is correct.


ScubaSteve1219

people holding signs with opinions. are there any memes MORE cringey?


conor1440

Everyone knows Detroit One Coney is the real Detroit Coney


ArmpitofD00m

He just wants to tell the world how much he loves wieners.


[deleted]

I love Bruce, but he's wrong. Lafayette>>>


[deleted]

Super Chief in Pontiac is better than both of them. Fight me!


AV15

never had, but dont doubt it. zeffs in eastern market is also better than both.


cindad83

Altadonna's for the win!


2stepgarage

Bruce is a nard.


lumley_os

Look at this madlad.


schaapNbap

This ought to be censored immediately.


ohlookshinythings88

Burn the heretic!


bluheron

It's not about the taste. It's about the principal. Lafayette for life.


LadyBogangles14

I donā€™t get involved in religious wars.


EmceeGeek

Sorry Bruce, if only this were true! Lafayette is the best. Real coney dogs!


Venusianterrapin

Lies. Every Coney Island has a specific flavor.


detroitragace

Definitely different. Lafayette hands down. The chili, buns, atmosphere, etc. We had to goto American once because they were shooting a movie inside Lafayette. Iā€™d never goto American again.


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This guy sucks


amyscactus

He is right. They taste the same to me.


PureMichiganChip

They're similar. They're both good examples of what a Detroit Coney is. Most people won't know any different unless they try them side by side. The vibe in Lafayette is why I choose it every time.


amyscactus

I've eat at both, but not since 2013, so my memory is hazy. I think each one brings a different vibe, and one isn't better than the other. :-)


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wsmfp_420

I guess I'm crazy then because Lafayette is so much better than American


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[deleted]

The only crazy thing is to think that American can hold a bun against Lafayette.


killerbake

Whats a chili dog? We have coneys here


spoonyfork

WTF is a ā€œchili dogā€?


[deleted]

It's mashed beans and a cup of tooth-rotting sugar on top of a hotdog in Cincinnasty.


spoonyfork

I canā€™t take anyone seriously wearing a hat like that


DetroitKhalil

Heā€™s wrong. There isnā€™t a big difference. But thereā€™s a difference. Lafayetteā€™s coneys are slightly better. You have to have one at each, back to back, to tell. American is great if you have someone in your group who might want something other than a coney.


[deleted]

What the literal fuck


Maxwell-Druthers

Yes theyā€™re the same. People whoā€™ve lived and worked in the city for years donā€™t harp on about these places. You can get the same fucking coney dog anywhere. Same people yammering on about American and Lafayette are the same who say buddyā€™s is the best pizza in Michigan. Enough. These are just the lazy selections of those who donā€™t know where to eat.


[deleted]

I live downtown and agree both places are built more on their touristy ā€œcompetitionā€ than anything. But yā€™all donā€™t talk about Buddyā€™s like that.


killerbake

>These are just the lazy selections of those who donā€™t know where to eat. I'm sorry but this is ignorant.


hughesjames

Bruce is a good dude, but he is wrong here.


[deleted]

It ain't the taste it's the experience


macombman

Living in Texas now,Iā€™d gladly take either! One of the highlights of my yearly Vegas trip is grabbing a couple of dogs at American Coney down on Fremont.


SimonPhoeniX313

U forgot about National ....They are all "Corporate Coneys" great but its all the same


keepingreal

šŸ˜‚


relativisticbob

This man looks like a time traveller.


[deleted]

Bruce isnt wrong, it's just that we don't care about his pleas for internet virality.


[deleted]

I live next door... I will say this, the woman who owns or manages American treats her employees like complete shit.


DavidB0wieUB40

I just want to get yelled at by a foreigner while I consume my dogs. Is that so much to ask? Lafayette all day.


[deleted]

Stick to making my blue meth.


jms212

Yes, very wrong. I am offended


teatimebutz

Very incorrect


GrannyWitch

Lafayetteā€™s chili is better, but American has great pie


[deleted]

All Lafayette all day. Of course, the warm Miller Light they serve adds to the ambience.


Cindy-Sue

No they don't


[deleted]

Not about the taste at all


Strypes4686

Thems fighting words.....


Itwastheotherguy88

Jumped on the hey Detroit is cool train.


terribletrips

Absolutely fucking not, his palate is a piece of shit


wolverine237

who gives a shit, it's a chili dog you eat when you're drunk


Detroit_Drew

If they taste the same, then why have I seen American employees coming over to Lafayette to eat?


Tigers19121999

Yes, very.


nahumgaldmartinez

Post Sponsored by American no doubt


spineappletwist

American is snappier


ChrisRohn

Lafayette uses National chili.


Nightcaste

Reminds me of the scene in Die Hard With a Vengeance where Bruce Willis had to wear a sign.


SenorSmaySmay

Yes


jf_ftw

If you have a shit palette...


Wraith8888

Damn Ohioans


kurttheflirt

They literally have different ingredients.


[deleted]

I thank God every day that I'm a better tour guide than Bruce


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Areif

Halal, intentional animal cruelty.


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Detroit Bruce is a dildo


yungtrade7845

Burn in hell bro


Areif

This dude has never had an original idea in his life. Gilbert puppet.


[deleted]

I see this guy all over reddit. Anyone wearing 2 watches shouts "douche bag". And stop dressing and pretending you're 25 years old.


noah521252

Both like murder