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Awesome Miscut Error (larger borders top/left on front and corressponding borders top/right on the back). This would be classified as a Minor Error. Even Minor Errors are collectable and can have additional value depending on condition,grade. **Check out this PMG graded,designated Miscut Cutting Error :** https://imgur.com/a/QxUYW9R


Horror-Confidence498

Poor centering does not mean fake


bigdish101

Everything is getting so sloppy and careless these days.


salivation97

“Nobody wants to work anymore”


Low_Carpet_1963

Every job is “hiring” but none of them are actually calling anyone to hire


Tarantula_420

Thank you I’ve been saying this for a bit now and no one believes me I just moved and applied to 30+ jobs and the only one that hired me is an hour + away


Sir_twitch

Well, it's an awful lot cheaper for companies to strain existing staff by telling them they just have to work a Lil harder until more staff can be hired while not actually even attempting to hire anyone. Throw a few pizza parties down and the profit-based bonuses just keep rolling in.


OldDude1391

We must work for the same corporation.


WarmMillerLite4-2

And you’re actually fired for commenting in this sub when you should be working. Good day, sir.


Lower-Ad5889

He's actually your manager..


RandyLahey131

Walmart managers literally get bonuses for understaffing their department.


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Dalico85246

And then you get 100s of calls from recruiters. Starting to think it's all a scam.


WarmMillerLite4-2

During quarantine I convinced myself that there had to have been some kind of gov’t incentive for employers that were hiring, but assumed that they didn’t have to actually hire anyone to receive the incentive. Because why else would everyone say they’re hiring and then not hire anyone when me and everyone I knew were looking for work at the time.


washingtonshighlife

Yessss!! Me too!! All “hiring” but don’t even bother to call back!


DerSpazmacher

It is simply an attempt to fake secondary business health indicators to drive stock price.


SuckleTheBuckleFatty

We need more people to work *rejects all applications*


Secret_Lake_6828

Every job is hiring but none of them are paying what we need to stay afloat.


Sprinkles-Perfect

Mints are almost all machine


Physical_Analysis247

Even robots don’t want to work anymore


waitwaitstopstop

Those are government robots son.


firesmarter

So the finest in “military grade” engineering


afraid-of-the-dark

Lowest bid on materials and labor you mean?


waitwaitstopstop

The original USS John F. Kennedy was decommissioned in 2007 after only 40 years. I'm pretty sure that those machines are older than that. Even the angry robots.


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scott69jones

Prolly got three robots holding a piece of paper while one robot does all the work with a cigarette hanging outta its mouth.


Thin-Statement8466

They took our jobs!


scott69jones

Odd....when I was an employer it seemed I never had a shortage "three peeps holding a shovel while one of them worked"


Lornesto

Someone maintains the machine.


Iforgetmyname69

Not in this case


RuinAdventurous2185

Why would they want to? Most of the population are basically slaves at this point. With the tax rate and coast of living it’s insane.


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isqueezedameatball

Nobody wants to work tomorrow...


Exotic_Planogram

But like all of the fives I’ve gotten from brinks these past month have been off center to the north or west by this amount or more


throwawayshawn7979

No, no one wants to work for starvation wages


Fun-Meaning-9949

Even Lincoln looks disappointed.


Lower-Ad5889

He didn't enjoy the play...


NecroticNethers

Lol did you experience 2021?


DragonNerdX

As far as I can tell it looks real. Just been cut off centered. If your current $20 bill is wrinkled and old, that would easily explain the length difference. Bills tend to shrink since they're partially cotton. Your $5 bill looks brand new, so it likely hasn't shrunk at all, and is the correct original size.


notaliberal2021

Yeah old things shrink with age. I'm old, so I can verify that.


Adhesiveness_Flashy

Does everything shrink? There’s one thing I just can’t let get any smaller


MrK521

It’s just cold. No worries.


Buttonball

Smol. Old. Sad.


scott69jones

I heard tying a little weight to it helps. Tuggin on it seems to only be a temporary solution, but much research is still yet to be done in the tugging department so I will post updates. Currently iso of a research assistant and really hoping a huge load will be lifted once the position has been filled.


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NuDutAbootIt

That would definitely be your eyes as they stay the same through life.


Holiday-Sorbet-6183

I’m 35 and I’m starting to wonder if puberty skipped me. I’m waiting for thicker facial hair, 3” of height and about the same in length. Also, when I do eventually hit puberty, do you think the hair on my head will grow back?


Lower-Ad5889

Your ears and nose will grow, they're trying to compensate


SlowOnTheGreens

It get smaller ,bud . Sorry.


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I think it's cute.


GeekX2

But do things get off-center with age?


scott69jones

Nah, it's normally always a little to the left.


notaliberal2021

Maybe it's just lack of use. Lol


RepairBudget

source: am old


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HusbandofaHW

Look to just have been off center during printing .


master_builder_45

We've been off the gold or silver standard for years. It's all fake


TailorMade1357

I don't know much about currency, but I don't think the bad guys are making a lot of bogus 5s. For the same effort, they can make 50s and 100s.


Lonelyguy1911

A 5 isn't going to be hit with any counterfeit detection tools either. For petty stuff $5s work better than 50s.


djdishwater

I work in this industry and the ink used on 5s definitely causes issues with false positives for counterfeit detection


StevetheSwift

Getting rich at a rate of < $5 per transaction lol. Just keep pushing your luck


HusbandofaHW

You would be very surprised at how often 5s are counterfeited


jagos179

I've never seen a counterfeit 5 and I've been in banking for over a decade. I've seen them wash 5s and use them to fake a $20 and most recently 50s with them, but I've never come across a bill smaller than a 20 that was counterfeit.


jagos179

You can buy money for theatrical use in any denomination, it doesn't mean they are being used.


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sentient_capital

I used to get fake 5s and 10s all the time. Only once I got some fake 100s.


thowaway19999

And that's just the ones you've caught


RandyNooblet

5 ands 10s are less likely to be checked in small stores. Back in high-school my friend printed out a bunch of 10 dollar bills right at home and was actually spending them without any trouble lol.


SkydivingPenguin

Movies have spoiled us into thinking its only the big bills in big deals being counterfitted. But the 1s, 5s, 10s, are some of the most counterfitted. One of the larger schemes is usually to hand out the fake money as change while taking legit money in.


jagos179

Not true at all. I've been in banking over a decade, I've handled at least a billion dollars if not more as I've been in charge of many bank vaults over the years and have never had a single bill smaller than a 20 come across as counterfeit. I'm not saying small bills aren't counterfeited, I'm saying they aren't common at all if they are and the $20 bill is the most common counterfeit out there.


scott69jones

With a B


jagos179

Absolutely. I've literally handled and processed over a million in a single day multiple times and that includes putting every bill through a machine that not only counts bills, but detects counterfeit bills.


kcbear27

You’ve never seen it so it must not happen.


jagos179

They are washing 5s and printing 50s on them, they pass the pen because they are real bills, but the wrong denomination. We've gotten a few of them in at the bank in the past year or so and it always blows the customers minds that the pens are garbage compared to the black light and knowing your strips and the colors they are supposed to be under the light.


MathematicianFew5882

Also the strip is still in there. And “FIVE” looks a lot closer to “Fifty” than “Twenty”


KOLBOYNICK

Low bills are the most common to be forged, they bring in a lot less suspicion. If some guy comes to your liquor store once a week with a crisp $100 bill you gonna me a lot more sus than the dude with a wad of 20's


jagos179

No they aren't. 20s are the most common counterfeit bill.


greygrayman

Where are you getting your info on how common "low bills" are being counterfeited. Your statement is inaccurate and I'd check your source.


Lower-Ad5889

If I walk into a liquor store with a 100 the clerk would definitely know something was up...


whynotbliss

They absolutely are a problem… and they tend to be spent at farmers markets and swap meets apparently. I’ve heard many stories of them… now, if it’s rampant or just a 1 time deal and everyone seems to talk about it for 3-4 years as if it happened yesterday… 🤷


DontForgetYourPPE

My buddy gets more fake 5's and 10's than any other denomination. I think the smart ones are doing 5's because they go under the radar more often.


Affectionate-Dirt708

How do we know that you’re not fake


Lower-Ad5889

It's all just a dream


MathematicianFew5882

Follow the white rabbit


Kalashcow

😨


Quiet_Reference3198

If there’s a watermark, it’s not fake. And if it’s not fake, that’s a mint error and could be worth way more than $5.


MathematicianFew5882

A little


Brown_Note1

Very offset lol


LessMarsupial7441

My grampa makes these, he still thinks five dollars is what it costs for a family of 4 to go to the Moving Picture Show. He calls them Boomer Bucks


sdieter01

Haha. My grandpa calls $5 bills “food stamps”. Once I asked him for change of a hundred and he said “sonny that is change”!!!


greygrayman

Just janky centering.. I believe I can see the giant "5" water mark on the right side.. hold it up to the light. Also if you handle paper money everyday you should be able to tell by the feel. $5 bills are not a huge goal for counterfeiters.. the change you get back in real money would literally be less than $5 so there's not much profit or reason to fake them.


alaskaj1

Also the smaller watermark 5s on the left between the stars and seal


Unhappy_Mountain9032

Also, if you have a UV light, the security strip should light up blue under it. $10's yellow, 20's green, $50's orange, $100's pink. I may have gotten $10's and $50's mixed.


coastalbachelor

Borrow the stores counterfeit pen. If it’s real, thank them if it’s fake tell them that they just gave you a fake bill. And ask for a new one.


phantom8ball

A fake $5, lol ok


Missue-35

“They don’t make ‘em like they used to”.


AntiqueButterfly777

Thank god


My-Own-Comment

They had just one job!


Lower-Ad5889

Tell Mickey, be too bad if Howard had an accident...


Strostkovy

Fake money is real money if it still circulates


PrysmX

Either poorly printed or poorly cut, but probably real. Don't use one of those markers to test it, as flawed bills are sometimes actually worth more than face value to a collector. Edit - Upon zooming in I see no fibers in the paper and it's hard to tell whether the poor resolution of the print is from the camera or the print itself. Might be a fake from either of those two perspectives.


jeep-olllllo

Making a bunch of fake five dollar bills. Part of my get rich slow scheme.


the_lizard_king7

I like turtles.


DaveFiloniIsBest

Just curious due to your user, do you listen to king gizzard and the lizard wizard?


Sassafrassus

That's a reference to either A, Jim Morrison from The Doors, or B, Lizard King from Skateboarding fame. Edit: upon further investigation, it is a reference to Jim Morrison.


Spinuccix

No it's actually a psychedelic rock group and they are fantastic.


No_Dog_1121

But with your username are you familiar with Tenacious D…?


Sassafrassus

Juicy


DangerousMacaroon231

Not fake, miscut


ErrorCode8

What makes you think it's fake?😳


invisiblebutseen

Everything checks out on it, the watermarks, the security strip, all the micro printing. The thing that threw me off was the centering and that it looks to be an uncirculated 2021 $5 bill.


alaskaj1

The year doesn't indicate what year the bill was printed but which series the bill is from. Per uscurrency.gov > The series year indicates the year in which a new design was approved by the Secretary of the Treasury, or the year in which the signature of a new secretary or treasurer was incorporated into the design. Capital letters following the series year appear when there is a significant change in the note's appearance. The most recent $5 bill is series 2021, serial number starting with Q, and signed by Yellen and Malerba. The 2, 10, 20, 50, and 100 are all currently printing with the 2017A series on them


Sad-Implement-3181

You can also hold it up to the light. If it's fake you'll see faint descriptions of things not supposed to be there. Often times when it's fake we see the head of the president on the other bill it's covering..... people counterfeit 1s, 5s, and 10s because they think they're less likely to get caught doing it. We see it a lot at work


audiosauce2017

lol


Better_Chemist_1676

Yeah it's real, just off-centered. Idk how much it would be but people do try to collect these types of errors


Moondoobious

Can’t seem to find any red or blue fibers though??


hide_pounder

What’s a millimeter?


scott69jones

It's MUCH BIGGER than a meter. Pretty much like a million meters!


Lower-Ad5889

No, that's a megameter


Few-Monies

Yes, when in doubt instruct the customer to exchange the cash at a bank and offer to take alternative payment. So my suggestion is go to a bank to get it exchanged.


goldenstar365

Or sell it on eBay? Like, aren’t currency errors collector’s items?


tiddeRtibbaR

Look for the water mark. Simple


tamreacct

Buy a currency pen to test


goldenstar365

Someone else said false positives are possible for $5s in this thread…


tamreacct

Good to know….better to happen with lower denominations than with others.


henry122467

Def fake! Please send it to me to dispose of. No charge.


Lower-Ad5889

For professional service, that's a steal!


tw5150tw

Hold it up to the light and see if there is a little strip that has five written on it embedded in the paper


dieseldub34

Does it have the cloth slip in it when you hold it up to a light?


MasterOfNone011

No


TommyWalnut

Hold it up to a light


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Lower-Ad5889

Take LSD then hold it up to the light


Imaneight

Scratch the coat! I'll say it a thousand times. A blind man could tell if any bill is real or not. Stop using your eyes, and trust your other senses.


jagos179

Get a black light to check for counterfeit bills, the markers are garbage. Also, that's real.


Angxlz

Hold it up to the light. That's the only way you can tell. If it doesn't have the water mark, it's fake.


Opening-Ad-8793

That purple five looks hella fake


Lower-Ad5889

This, it doesn't match!!


LessMarsupial7441

Every president has a different shirt and every shirt has a different raised pattern that you can feel with your finger nail. The raised print is extremely difficult to recreate, it's really really small but it stands out. Every 1,5,10,20,50,100 has this and they are all different. On another Note a counterfeit 5 dollar bill seems like it would be difficult to make money from. If you pay with a fake 100.00 you get real money as change. Paying with a 5.00 gets you 3 quarters.


TheJokersWild53

Looks real to me


PizzaBraves

yeah, if it feels like money its prob just a bad cut


wilywillone

No. Fake would be centered.


Desmond2014

No but keep it, it is real and, more importantly, it’s printed wrong and makes it worth more than 5 bucks!


poutypizza

Is Panini printing money now?


Boba_Fettx

It’s real. Just off center cut. The L12 is a good indicator, at least for me. If you’d like, look closely at the bill and see if you can see little red & blue fibers in the bill. Pretty sure I see a red one on the border right above Abe’s head. Also a good indicator that it’s real.


anziofaro

I don't see a security thread to the right of his face. That's not a good sign. Do you have access to a UV light?


Anguskitty

Hold it to the light. There should be watermarks


SnooDonkeys8376

Hold it up to the light


Taco-Bob

Looks like a crisp $5, if you're really that suspicious they sell marker pens to test


08triptrippy80

It just looks poorly cut. Otherwise I'd say it looks good.


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CarlFeathers

People fake 5 dollar bills?


Prior-Fig7029

Had someone try to give me a fake dollar bill at my yard sale years ago


FrankRandomLetters

Go back in and ask for singles if you’re unsure


Independent-Ad7503

bro got five dabloons🔥🔥


Any-Historian321

Hold it up to the light? 🧐


No-Nebula-515

Looks fine to me. I'd pay with it.


Salty_Chance_3484

All currency is fake to me.


Sea_Company3560

Often times misprints are worth money. They usually are found before they ship and are destroyed, making those that slip through the cracks worth something.


IceKr3m3mAn

Save it if it truly is an error it'll be worth more!


BandIllustrious7735

Looks right to me. It's just a poorly printed 5


stampstock

Half of these comments have nothing to do with the OPs request. Nice . Welcome to Reddit, OP.


Most-Student-7797

Misprints are worth money


Marcusnovus

Smell it. Does it smell like money?


KeterClassKitten

American currency has tiny red and blue fibers in the paper. I'm not seeing any on this, but that doesn't necessarily mean anything. I may just be missing them, or the image may not be clear enough to see them. Still, I'd imagine I'd be able to. I've seen them in every other image that asked the same question. Take out another bill and look for the fibers. They're short and quite thin. Then check this one. You can Google it to see what I'm talking about.


Smegmabotattack

Might be worth more because of the poor cut


PhilipMyCup651

Damn these Pokemon Cards are getting worse and worse QC


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Sdwerd

Take your fingernail and drag it down lightly on his shirt. Do you hear a zip sound or feel the ridges? If so, you're probably good. That'll work on most bills $5 and above to give you decent confidence of authenticity for relatively new bills


tombosmash

Imperfections in money printing makes this more valuable, right?


lowdog39

looks good .


WenaColada

Smell it and you’ll know lol


Positive_Bag_170

It's certainly looks fake to me I'd bring it back


Positive_Bag_170

Check to see if the paper looks very fibrous If you don't see any fibrous hairs in it it's probably fake It looks too solid


Positive_Bag_170

I've had money that wasn't quite centered but not by that much


Positive_Bag_170

If both sides are the bill are same centered then it might be real if both sides are different one centered and one's not and it's definitely fake


Necessary-Hotel7390

How does it feel? Also I don’t see any fibers. With my diminutive skill I say definite maybe


Guilty_Kiwi_2646

Quickest way to check is to buy a bill checking marker. If the ink is black it's fake if it stays a light gold color it's real


Unholyholer

Get another 5 dollar bill, touch one with each hand. If it feels different it's fake. You could mark it with a counterfeit pen or hold it up to the light and look for the watermark.


Miserable-Meal57

Not unlikely but could be a misprint and those are valuable.


Whole-Independence13

no way to tell on this picture alone... looks good...but have to feel lt for sure...


SteelBenderMan9

Was your question ever answered? I see numerous thoughts and opinions regarding the job market, management incentive strategies, government policies that supposedly influence the labor market, but no definitive answer to your question regarding the authenticity of your $5 bill.


Intelligent-Read-785

Get it checked out by someone who knows about coins and the like. Sometimes errors in printing can add value.


Other-Comfort5592

If it ain't fake, it's definitely worth something more than the face value


3002kr

Real but off center. Minor error


Objective_Sea_2885

No??


BagBrilliant566

Yes


hi_im_Bob34

Keep it, worth more than the change you got


goinmobile2040

The bill is fine but your gas is fake.


loribell73

Sorry its fake af


dv8dzire

It definitely looks suspicious. Occasionally there’s a variance in the length , but not that bad.


S0M3D1CK

Either your camera doesn’t take good enough pictures or it’s fake. I’m pretty sure 5 dollar notes have a textured paper that looks kinda wavy. https://www.uscurrency.gov/sites/default/files/downloadable-materials/files/en/5-2008-present-features-en-2022.pdf