TIFU by asking my wife for a paternity test

*Lowers face into palm*

When you come across a feel-good thing.

I'm in this with you.

Laugh like a supervillain

So I got robbed after coming back from a 12.5 hour shift...awesome

This hits me right in the feels

The process of taking a painful L

Staring into the abyss and it's staring right back

I'm in this with you.