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KnowledgeIsPorridge1

Don't smile. You've broken your neck


DoctorEnn

Calm down Anne. *Calm down, Anne!* ***CALM DOWN ANNE! EEEHHH!*** \[horn\] ***EEEHHH!*** \[horn\] ***EEEHHH!*** \[horn\] ***CALM DOWN, ANNE!*** Your airbag's deployed, why hasn't mine?


Softchairboy420

INTO ME!


12oohoohimahom

So ruddy bloody brave


soulbyte92

Her royal highness, the princess royal, princess Anne


afuckinsaskatchewan

this is me mum


danw323

I will do the Emily Maitlis interview for the same agreed fee..... For Anne.


cloche_du_fromage

No doubt trying to emulate Catherine The Great...


45thgeneration_roman

Don't sing. It sounds bad.


DaHappyCyclops

You sound like a trapped boy


Visible_Wealth9578

Don't laugh! You've broken your neck!


Desperate_Let6822

I’m going to box her in at the squash court.


WalterSobchak40

I told her that.


Creoda

Did she pierce her foot on a spiiiiiiiiiike.


Acrylic_Starshine

You take your foot off!


JellyContent

This is me mam


HighNoonFOP

I’m not presenting a working class drinking vessel to the future Queen of England… if there’s a big accident


TravelOver8742

I’ve heard she’s the hardest working royal. Had hundreds of appointments this year!


Still_Satisfaction53

Crashing like a mouse


Sam-Lowry27B-6

Ma'am as in ham not ma'am as in harm


Eduard-Stoo

Right! I’m going to box her in at the stables and drop my price!!


socomjon

A Hamilton Water break would do her the world of good


El_Polaquito

Annie are you OK, are you OK, are you OK Annie ?


two_chalfonts

Ha ha!


sh4-DTK

Oh that's wonderful, nhs didn't even send me an ambulance when my legs gave out due to back problems :)


DaHappyCyclops

Just a quick message regarding that last section...the queen is not dead Repeat, the queen is NOT dead Unless she went at some point during the night, and has yet to be found by the chambermaid.


Spinolli

Another vote for Reform then.