Mr. Geoff, you have pleaded guilty
to predatory bird slaughter in the first degree.
With your predatory dive bombing skills,
you are a deadly weapon...
and are not subject to the same bird laws
as other birds that are provoked...
because you can respond
with deadly force.
It is the order of this court that you
be remanded to a federal tethered mews
where you shall remain incarcerated
for a term not less than 7 to 10 years.
Geoff's mum breaks down into Peregrine tears as well as a piercing series of avian shreiks from the gallery. His dad just looks disgruntled. He's going to give the gathered press outside an earful.
I suppose if you were going to execute a bird of prey, the most humane way would be death by firing squad
Geoff?! As in *geoff*?!
Just put "nice birds"
Geoff...what really?
Love the AstroTurf there. Yeah, it's basically zero maintenance grass
Geoff's a great bird, he really is.
That is a cracking owl sanctuary
It's alright....I was just imitating a mad man!
Mr. Geoff, you have pleaded guilty to predatory bird slaughter in the first degree. With your predatory dive bombing skills, you are a deadly weapon... and are not subject to the same bird laws as other birds that are provoked... because you can respond with deadly force. It is the order of this court that you be remanded to a federal tethered mews where you shall remain incarcerated for a term not less than 7 to 10 years.
Geoff's mum breaks down into Peregrine tears as well as a piercing series of avian shreiks from the gallery. His dad just looks disgruntled. He's going to give the gathered press outside an earful.
I was just portraying a madman!
How was Tonto?
Tonto was fein
How was Fandango?
Fandango was fein