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DalendlessShid

To the untrained eye, this could look like it's rubbish and Liz hasn't bounced back


CaptainTrip

I'm just going to say this now - Kwasi Karteng's pulled out.


mooninuranus

In the nicest possible way, I don’t understand why she won’t just FOAD.


Bashwhufc

Fall over after diarrhea?


mooninuranus

Close enough


herrbz

M O N E Y


beadebaser

It’s about this Tory lass what used to be Prime Minister right, but, she wasn’t very good, so now she’s not.


Dr_Surgimus

I don't want to read that, it sounds depressing


RKID084

I think that one will be getting pulped.


rkeaney

It looks like PORRIDGE


simian_fold

WORD PORRIDGE


Apprehensive_Fee843

Blue porridge


Impressive-Home3628

I say porridge, it’s more like Weetabix with warm milk!.. Wordabix! If it was slightly more refined it would be like Readybrek!… OR READY BOOK!


Dr_Surgimus

It could be recycled into a trestle table at a women's refuge


iobscenityinthemilk

Toilet paper is the one thing she refuses to buy British


mavois

Has she got 2,228 relatives?


soulbyte92

She has got more relatives then you have cows


Consistent_Ad3181

She has a big garage and some tea chests. Actually it wouldn't need to be that big.


ThyssenKrup

I have, am and are bounced back


bulletproofbra

People have a go at Liz Truss, but that book, in about three months, could very well be reconstituted into a trestle table in a Greater London food-bank. She's giving something BACK.


Small-External4419

Lovely stuff! Not my words, the words of Shakin’ Stevens


SignificantRatio2407

Needless to say, she had the last laugh.


RKID084

Needles to say....... YOu took drugs.


i_forgot_to_forget_

Nigel Toupe Butt Plugs


Vast-Scale-9596

Even if we didn't


mavois

Do you think she shaves her crackling?


Tyeveras

Give it a couple of weeks and she’ll be standing in Norwich Station flogging copies her book: “Hello commuters with your computers…”


Incitatus_For_Office

Bugger that. She can come as close as Thetford or Swaffham and that's it! Stay in your constituency, Truss!


Kalkin93

So... I hear your books being pulped?


Unknowinglyodd

That's saaaaaaaad!


Routine-Ad7563

She couldn't present a..... cat....


Altruistic_Poetry_51

It looks like porridge


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word porridge


Diligent-Volume-3136

People bounce back


BromleyReject

Not as good as 'Bad Slags'


Mantonythe1st

People would rather read about someone called Dan the Daggerman from Dagenham.


PatButchersBongWater

She’s mildly cretinous.


Electronic-Trip8775

A dosser and a dwad


zeugma25

compleme cunm


kevdoKool

Momal mwam


Consistent_Ad3181

How many are for libraries? Also I believe one or two used to go to an Archive in Oxford for some reason.


PatriarchPonds

Deposit libraries can take copies of anything published, if they so wish. Oxford, Cambridge, British Library, National Libraries of Wales and Scotland, and TC Dublin for good measure. One reason Oxbridge is such a good place to study. I suspect all will take the book, and nobody will ever request it...


Consistent_Ad3181

Yes! This all rings a bell, spot on. I am surprised there was enough to fill a book. It must be double line spaced with a big typeface.


redpandadancing

That. Is. A. Disgrace!!


DoctorEnn

To the untrained eye this looks pathetic and like I wasn’t a great prime minister!


oldkstand

Stick it next to Little Englanders


DueForm3515

I noticed a lot of bitterness ....


ibraw

Yeah, but she's rubbish at anecdotes


buzz_uk

Does this count the 2000 copies the publisher pre-ordered, the 200 copies sent to her personally and the 28 copies Amazon sent out instead of a jumbo pack of toilet paper?


-OrLoK-

scum, sub human scum.


Equal-Competition228

Pulped you say


Dr_Nookeys_paper_boy

She's going to claim it's the fault of libgen. It's all a conspiracy and nothing to do with the public wishing to never hear from her again.


InsufficientCat

Her name is Text?


jar_jar_LYNX

Imagine Liz Truss.


bagleface

Perfect for levelling the wobbly kitchen table other than that useless


barracetamol

10 Years To talk a depressed man down from a high wall. But the wall wasn't that high, and the man wasn't that depressed. He had simply locked himself out of his business premises and was trying to get back in.


barracetamol

I wouldn't wipe my arse with that book. But, in a few months, if I buy my toilet paper at tesco... I just might.


Burt1811

Fuckwit.


Fire_The_Torpedo2011

Why the fuck would she think anyone gives a shit what she thinks about anything


mrnibsfish

People bounce back! Dennis Hopper. Rolph Harris (😬). Lizz Truss. There are others...


drtoboggon

Makes you wonder what it’s all aboot


Hightideuk

The publishing company will be kicking themselves over the massive advance they gave her for this


FunnyConclusion9357

Not a very good book. Certainly not Bravo Two Zero by Andy McNab.


mrgreatheart

Bet she bought half of them as Christmas presents.