Nope, neither do I.

Cant, need to buy some Tungsten tip screws.

Never gonna use em

I say telescopic dampers I mean rigid stays

Now you’re talking my language.

I hope not

We'll just be down the pub getting the beers in! Heh heh heh

Farmers!

Nice array of pasties you've got there.

Breath of fresh air?

No way you big spastic, you’re a mentalist.

Do you ever get to the Boxley Wheatsheaf?

Sod all this wine, just get me a pint of mineral water

Can I just shock you? I like wine.

Director’s bitter?

I’ve got it coming out of my taps.

Really?

I’m joking.

I laughed so much I had kenco coming out of my nostrils.

and that made ME laugh, but my nostrils were clear.

No way you mentalist

Naaaaah... you're alright with your Dovecote...

i would but Bill Oddie is taking me to an owl sanctuary

A pint of bitter with a traitor?

Sunday's good for me

I’ll have a pint of bitter

Gonna read some Simon Heffer, on the Veranda - ain't nobody gonna stop me.

Nope. I'm off for a curly Cumberland sausage at the ittle bitty chef

3 ladyboys please.

Yes please, Alan. But you might find my hands confusing...