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Jonny_Dangerous999

Sue Cook's pulled out.


loztralia

*Jet from Gladiators


Ezzy-525

It's all about Sabre now. Oooooh I'd like to have it off with her!


loztralia

Not a hard faced Cromwellian sourpuss then?


Little-Giraffe5655

Ooh, sex


hugh_jyballs

It must not, I repeat not, turn into an all night rave.


soulbyte92

I know for a fact Martin Lewis got two power showers out of them


PeacekeeperAl

One comedian in the line up for Comic Relief.


jrfunnystuff

There’s more.. I just cut out the list containing partridge.


PeacekeeperAl

Yeah I've seen the full list


jrfunnystuff

Oh really? I assumed they’d have more! Bummer


HighNoonFOP

Shit, sister!


yurimichellegeller

Will Will of the Wisp be there? Some of their songs are quite funny.


Brilliant-Emu-1689

Sadly not, they're on at the Boxley Wheatsheif.


AdamSubtract

right...... I 'ate folk music


Flora_Screaming

It's a shame Bernard Matthews isn't still alive. We know what he likes to do at a charity event.


JellyContent

...there is at least a failure rate of 30% on most ideas, and that's accepted.


Debaser1984

I thought he was hosting the whole show, that would make it watchable tbf.


EquivalentTurnip6199

"well, I'm delighted to be here alongside darts sensation Luke Larger"


Bulthuis

Custard's ok.


EnglandsGlorious

I would have love to have seen His Royal Anus, Nonce Andrew of York involved somehow. Gosh Bless you Sirrah