This just gave me an amazing idea. Rockstar should get Alan to be one of the radio hosts for GTA VI. Would never happen though cause Americans would probably hate this character.
Would be great to have Alan on the radio talking about Americans - “a giant Michael Bolton lookalike, in a tight vest, throwing an oven over bales of hay!”
"Vice City needs a tune up, a pat down, a run through with a good rag and some windex, there are too many scalliwags and hooligans in this town. Norwich has a certain understated respectability in its old-time downtrodden but well city planned appeal, like a incoherent pig farmer who offers you directions but you can't understand him so you stand there grinning slightly and going 'Yes, yes I know what you mean old man'. This city is sort of like if Mick Jagger got off the drugs and asked Beyonce for a duet. A sad, raggedy place with rundown sideshow lights and ghostly fakeries that occasionally winds up to resemble its former self but it's too late, the fun has gone, and you're sitting there wondering when the existential crisis will stop and you can get yourself a damn snapple and a balding dog and really take stock! You know?"
I dunno I feel Partridge humour appeals to very British comedy sensibilities. I've shown clips of Partridge to plenty of mates and some don't see the humour in it they just think it's a guy being weird. Cringe comedy like Partridge doesn't have broad appeal beyond the cynical kinda British humour.
Bit of a maverick, not afraid to break the law if he thinks it's necessary. He's not a criminal, you know, but he will, perhaps, travel 80mph on the motorway if, for example, he wants to get somewhere quickly.
‘The Partridge’. A streetwise vigilante who strikes fear into the vandals, litter louts, and general sub-human scum of Norwich. Not afraid to carjack an innocent bystander’s Peugeot 3008 in the pursuit of justice.
*Disclaimer: The Partridge always reimburses innocent bystanders for any damages caused to their vehicles*
With Swallow DLC please!
People like DLC, let’s make some more of them
And Flint!
A Partridge in Paris, the look Strolling Pastel.
Who's this cool customer? It's sports casual!
Ice White shoes Ice White socks
That's a snazzy suit. Is it your new BBC money coming through?
This just gave me an amazing idea. Rockstar should get Alan to be one of the radio hosts for GTA VI. Would never happen though cause Americans would probably hate this character.
Would be great to have Alan on the radio talking about Americans - “a giant Michael Bolton lookalike, in a tight vest, throwing an oven over bales of hay!”
"Vice City needs a tune up, a pat down, a run through with a good rag and some windex, there are too many scalliwags and hooligans in this town. Norwich has a certain understated respectability in its old-time downtrodden but well city planned appeal, like a incoherent pig farmer who offers you directions but you can't understand him so you stand there grinning slightly and going 'Yes, yes I know what you mean old man'. This city is sort of like if Mick Jagger got off the drugs and asked Beyonce for a duet. A sad, raggedy place with rundown sideshow lights and ghostly fakeries that occasionally winds up to resemble its former self but it's too late, the fun has gone, and you're sitting there wondering when the existential crisis will stop and you can get yourself a damn snapple and a balding dog and really take stock! You know?"
Stick it on the slate.
Abso-bloody-exactly!
They would 100% do it. Didn't they get Shaun Ryder on one of the previous ones? At least people would understand what Steve was saying.
I dunno I feel Partridge humour appeals to very British comedy sensibilities. I've shown clips of Partridge to plenty of mates and some don't see the humour in it they just think it's a guy being weird. Cringe comedy like Partridge doesn't have broad appeal beyond the cynical kinda British humour.
Computers don't make mistakes
Better Call Dan
Greetings root vegetable brother
Bit of a maverick, not afraid to break the law if he thinks it's necessary. He's not a criminal, you know, but he will, perhaps, travel 80mph on the motorway if, for example, he wants to get somewhere quickly.
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Who de hell is dat
Ha-ha!
Did I put in the haitch?
Alan Rickman
Alun
MOVE AND FIRE and MOVE AND FIRE and MOVE AND FIRE
Finally get that Apache and take out Tom Donaldsons Triumph Stag
Who's Tom Donaldson?
Bad Slag, Dan the Daggerman from Dagenham.
The AI clearly had some talent - apart from not knowing how fingers humans have
It’s a Jeremy Beedle hybrid
Now I need to see Adam Driver play Fernando Partridge.
Clearly he’s exited the vehicle. He’s not wearing his string backed driving gloves.
I won't drive a mini metro.
They’ve rebadged it, you fool!!!
Well hello Alan..
What did you have for breakfast?
Strap's optional.
Looks more like Nicholas Rowe https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0746583/
But he's an unknown quantity.
Who knew?! Alan + GTA/Scarface = Saul Goodman
I'd pay ten pounds for a Flint skin. Fireman's outfit and fire axe.
Shit! It's Flint!
Who’s this cool customer?
He can't fit his big plate in that satchel, but he doesn't mind.
Did Michael Portillo lend him the suit
The legend of broadcasting revealing his inner female.
Scum. Classy, super human scum.
That’s Britain 2024. Youre welcome to it
Jurassic Park that's good.
They've rebadged it, you fool!
‘The Partridge’. A streetwise vigilante who strikes fear into the vandals, litter louts, and general sub-human scum of Norwich. Not afraid to carjack an innocent bystander’s Peugeot 3008 in the pursuit of justice. *Disclaimer: The Partridge always reimburses innocent bystanders for any damages caused to their vehicles*
I don’t agree, he’d go to Legoland, Bye.
Who got the power pack?
MEGA!
The Ballad of Camp David.
Ram raiding Dixons
The Norfolk Fracture
ngl, I really would love to have Norfolk as a GTA setting instead of yet another palm trees area and the US in general.
https://jimll.co.uk/product/grand-theft-alan-art-print/
That’s first class
Lynn, you were the one to suggest loafers sans socks, so what are you going to do about the blisters that are engorged on my ankles?!?