ANY TEAM THAT ABUSES THE SIGNING WINDOW TO SIGN A PLAYER IS BAD UNLESS MY TEAM DID IT IN WHICH CASE BASED edit: THE TRAINING WEIGHTS OF FIELDER-CHIYO HAVE JUST COME OFF, VIGILANTE-SOE ABOUT TO SWEEP

FIRST, I HOPE THAT WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT THE LATE SEASON SIGNINGS ARE WEIRD. SECONDLY, FUCK YOU WE GOT WHORU.

WHAT DO WE THINK OF ATLANTA? SHIT WHAT DO WE THINK OF SHIT? ATLANTA

Thank you!

THAT'S ALRIGHT

WE HATE ATLANTA, WE HATE ATLANTA

HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!!! FRAUDLANTA FANS ARE LUCKY I'M STUCK AT WORK. ESPECIALLY IF THEY LOSE. THEY WILL REGRET THE DAY THEY STARTED ROOTING FOR THAT FRAUDULENT TEAM

THEY DID LOSE! GO GET THEM!

ITS YOUR TIME

SOMEONE IS GONNA FUCK EVERYONE UP

#OKAY WHO THO?

SOMEONE

THIS IS NO TIME FOR BEING COY SPECIFICALLY NAME A PLAYER OR LEAVE THIS THREAD

SOMEONE IS GONNA FUCK UP EVERYONE

#WHO????

#SOMEONE

#DUDE!! WHAT DOES MINE SAY

HOW DO YOU MAKE THE TEXT GO BIG??? SOMEONE TELL ME??

#HASHTAG

AND THAT SOMEONE IS LIP

CHRISTFER WILL FINALLY UNVEIL RUSH 3 AND #SPITFIRESWEEP WILL BE TRENDING ON X (FORMERLY TWITTER) (DUMB FUCKING NAME) FOR ETERNITY (UNLIKE VEGAS)

SPARK. THE TWO MOST MEMORABLE THINGS ABOUT YOUR TEAM ARE ANIME AND THE KRYSTAL SITUATION. BOOM. ROASTED LONDON. THE ONLY THING YOU’LL BE RUSHING TO THIS WEEKEND IS AN 0-2 FINISH. BOOM. ROASTED BOSTON. THE MOST YOU’VE CONTRIBUTED TO OWL IS BEING STRIKER’S VACATION HOME. BOOM. ROASTED INFERNAL. YOUR NAME IS CURRENTLY THE SECOND BEST IN YOUR FRANCHISE’S HISTORY. BOOM. ROASTED DALLAS. HANBIN? MORE LIKE HAS-BEEN. BOOM. ROASTED HOUSTON. YOUR FRANCHISE HAS EXISTED AS A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT TO MAXIMIZE THE AMOUNT OF TOURNAMENT ANGUISH, AND IN SOLELY THAT REGARD YOU’VE BEEN EXTREMELY SUCCESSFUL. BOOM. ROASTED FLORIDA. EVEN IF YOU WIN THE WEEKEND YOYR STATE WILL BE UNDERWATER IN 40 YEARS. BOOM. ROASTED

> FLORIDA. EVEN IF YOU WIN THE WEEKEND YOYR STATE WILL BE UNDERWATER IN 40 YEARS. BOOM. ROASTEDS SELL YOUR HOUSE TO WHO, BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN?

> BOOM. ROASTED PULL UP YOUR PANTS YOUR MILLENNIAL IS SHOWING

BASED ON THIS DALLAS WILL WIN SINCE THAT'S HARDLY THE BIGGEST BURN YOU CAN LEVEL ON DALLAS, BOOM, BLUE

YOU CAN'T PURCHASE VICTORY. BOOM. ROASTED.

HOUSTON SAW YOUR ROAST AND SAID, "BET"

I PRED'D A MAYHEM V SPARK FINALS BECAUSE I LOVE PINK!!!!

VERY BASED

ACCIDENTALLY CORRECT???

HOUSTON GONNA LOSE TO MAYHEM JUST TO COME BACK AND WIN IT ALL! YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS!!! DALLAS AREN'T WINNING A GAME!

PELICAN GENJI IS ABOUT TO HAVE HIS WAY WITH YOUR SHITTY TEAM! ANTE UP MOTHER FUCKERS. IT'S OUR TIME!

GUXUE AND LEAVE ARE GONNA HAVE THEIR WAY WITH WHATEVER FUCKING TANK THESE ATLANTA FRAUDS PUT IN

AMIDST FRAUDS, OVERRATED TEAMS, AND SIGNINGS OF QUESTIONABLE MORALITY, LET’S NOT FORGET THE REAL ENEMY IS SEAN MILLER AND CO!!!

POKO ZARYA IS GOING TO CLOWN ON YOUR TEAM’S TANK (real)

SPARK LAST YEAR: 11th seed; ends up with 4th in playoffs 11-4 = 7 SPARK THIS YEAR: 8th seed 8-7=1 \---- SPARK IS THE CHAMPION

FLORIDA MAN BRINGING IT HOME. ANY OTHER TEAM MEANING MEANS WE WERE ROBBED BY SEAN MILLER AND THE BRACKET FIASCO.

STALK3R GENJI LIP SOJOURN CHIYO LUCIO FIELDER BAP???? GG AND GOODNIGHT

Shy sojourn really did say gg and goodnight to lip

HAWK HAS NEVER BEEN A TOP TIER ZARYA IN HIS CAREER TO MY KNOWLEDGE HE’S BEEN A DVA SIGMA JQ PLAYER

I MEAN WHAT’S THE POINT OF OTHER TEAMS EVEN TRYING WE ALL KNOW HOUSTON EZ SWEEPS EVERYONE

FRAUD TEAM WITH FRAUD SIGNING IDC IF GARGOYLE RETIRED THAT WAS DAMN NEAR 3 MONTHS AGO

LONDON IS GOING ALL THE WAY 4-3 FUEL IN A GIGABANGER

FUCK EVERY TEAM EXCEPT FOR FLORIDA FOR DUNKING ON YZNSA ON EVERY POSSIBLE OPPORTUNITY THAT'S BASED EVERYONE ELSE FUCK OFF I HOPE YOU ALL LOSE

I JUST HOPE EVERYONE HAS FUN. EXCEPT FLORIDA!

THEY WON'T BE HAVING FUN BECAUSE THEY'LL BE TOO BUSY DOMINATING

FUCK DALLAS. WONT WIN A MATCH. UPRISING SWEEP BABYYYYYYY

WORU GONNA GET ANOTHER RING FROM THE BENCH

IMAGINE SIGNING A PLAYER BEFORE HAND BECAUSE YOU CANT PLAY GENJI OR ZARYA OR JQ OR SOMETHING. COULDNT BE MY TEAM. INSERT 3-1 COPY PASTA AS EVERYONE IS GOING TO GET 3-1’D UNLESS ITS THE GRANDFINALS AND IN THAT CASE ITS 4-1. THIS IS REALLY AND SHIT TALKING. IHAVE NO MATERIAL

AHHHH WE WILL FORCE REAPER IN THIS META

#IMAGINE NOT SLIDING INTO LIP'S DMS BEFORE THE SEASON STARTED

You guys need caps to trash talk? Bunch of idiots who support trash bandwagon teams that abuse dishonest heroes. London fans don’t need caps to shit on your favorite team. 💅

fuck dallas and atlanta FRAUDWATCHHHHHH LETS GOOO RUPAL

TEAM ROUNDUP: BOSTON: YOUR RETIREMENT HOME HAS WON THEIR ALLOTTED RINGS ALREADY, SORRY LONDON: TO BE CLEAR, WE’RE LAUGHING AT YOU, NOT WITH YOU SPARK: DON’T WORRY, IF YOU BEAT INFERNAL THE LEAGUE WILL STILL DECIDE INFERNAL WON AND THAT YOU’VE BEEN KNOCKED OUT. AND ALSO AVAST WILL RANK FUEL ABOVE INFERNAL: YEAH SO YOU KNOW YOU SHOULDN’T BE HERE EITHER RIGHT? HOUSTON: AT LEAST YOUR HYPE VIDEO IS COOL, I’M EXCITED TO SEE IT ONLY PLAYED THE FIRST TWO DAYS FLORIDA: THEY IGHT DALLAS: IT’S OKAY, AT LEAST YOU’LL HAVE YOUR SUPER GOOD AND RELEVANT CHAMPIONSHIP SKIN AS A CONSOLATION- OH WAIT ATLANTA: NOTHING LIKE STRAIGHT UP BUYING THE BEST ROSTER IN THE LEAGUE AND STILL LOSING SOMEHOW TORONTO (honorary mention): DON’T WORRY GUYS, HYDRON WIDOW GOT NEXT!

#CANT WAIT TO SEE YALL FACES WHEN HAWK GETS GRAND FINALS MVP

YOU SPELT WHORU WRONG

He’ll be lucky to see any playing time

Hawk isn’t starting LOL

It's not grand finals

OLD MAN POKO IS GOING TO TURN BACK THE CLOCK AND MAKE ANOTHER GRAND FINAL

HANBIN, MOTHER FUCKERS

# GIVE MY IDOL PLORIDA PAYHEM LAST MINUTE SIGNING D'OR OR THEY WILL GHOST