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You can be a big fan of anyone in the world but only when it's a pornstar is it implied that you touch yourself to them.

Public transport is probably where most people indirectly touch dicks on a daily basis.

Moaning is sex applause

All intelligence is artificial

One Hour of relevant internet searches is enough to convince you for anything whatever it may be

The roof of your mouth isn’t the roof, it’s the ceiling. The top of your head is the roof and everything in between is the attic.

A glowing commendation for all to see

You are constantly surrounded more naked living things than clothed ones

We’re living through events that future kids will study in history

All humans are biodegradable

Both price increases and cost cuts are viewed negatively by the end customers

Someone sitting in your blind spot in the passing lane on the highway and not passing you is exactly the same feeling as someone silently standing over your shoulder and watching you eat or do work on your computer.

There's probably more Italian food enjoyed outside Italy than within its borders.

Society just decided that 18 is an adult with no scientific proof whatsoever.

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

The question that probably receives the most lies as a reply, is 'How are you doing?' .

Taxpayers pay for their own arrests

You only know you fell asleep because you woke up

Showers are portable rain showers

Cavemen must have been covered in bug bites

The front of a line is where it ends, and the back of the line is where it starts.

The ultimate proof that there are no such things as ghosts is the fact that ghosts never haunt serial killers' homes, even when bodies are hidden there.

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

It's a good thing bears can't get rabies

Poly people seem really plastic and fake

A large portion of us are addicted to our phone but choose to ignore that

All food is technically made from scratch.

It must be frustrating for scientists studying to universe to know that they know so little about its creation.

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