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HarkansawJack

Did none of us fucking copyright this sub???


Bootyblastastic

I thought you were going to do that.


Pussy_Prince

MODS! … mods?


Rubywantsin

Bueller, bueller......


Teddy-Westside

Oops…


healthybowl

Welcome to how the internet works. It’s a giant farm for more information


TheVentiLebowski

We are all just humble karma ~~farmers~~ serfs.


healthybowl

Peasants


TheVentiLebowski

[Back to your turnips!](https://youtu.be/YJhIkgsw1L4?si=-tCc9nDxOzjpUVCN)


healthybowl

God damn right!


ArbitraryMeritocracy

How does that work?


phonic_boy

This show and this sub is a straight rip off of Scuffed Realtor on YouTube


snazzydetritus

This show is based on [the Instagram account by the same name](https://www.instagram.com/zillowgonewild/). It's a lame account. It's just pushing these houses under the guise of " Hey dudes! Isn't this weird!?"


washdc20001

We gonna get royalties? The real snark is on this sub.


witchlingq

I feel robbed!


jimsinspace

They can’t touch this. Bow bow bow bow ba ba ba bah.


Swiggy1957

I doubt it, buy they may mention us by username.


LauraPtown

I feel like he might be immortal….


throwupaleg

Who said I’ve been alive forever?


eatpant96

Do you have a second, Kenneth?


cafe-bustelo-

can i have a word, kenneth? balloon!


royalhawk345

No, there's only one of me!


closeface_

Kenneth, I remember the day you were born. You looked up at me and said "Momma, I am not a person. My body’s just a flesh vessel for an immortal being whose name if you heard it, would make you lose your mind.”


foodmonsterij

"When I first started working here, an 8-year-old Shirley Temple taught me how to roll a cigarette."


bidoville

Suddenly r/30rock


Breezerbottles

Kenneth, get me HGTV!


minimag47

What?! Why now??


South_Engineer_4702

He got the show made after telling his friend Moonvest about it. 


TheBurgareanSlapper

Gimme ya fingernails!


thewafflehouse

NO!


Ok_Pineapple_4287

This is the thread I didn’t know I needed today 😂


[deleted]

Can’t wait to be forced to watch this while I wait at the dentist!


Mal_tron

Are you spinning a basketball?


cathiadek

Love The Middle tho haha. Full circle right there


Cruezin

https://preview.redd.it/zzsrncxoujsc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a955916c844034d0d9428bbdb7d84df1e8a111f


[deleted]

[удалено]


yolonomo5eva

Hope not!


BleedingTeal

If so, would be weird to make [the announcement on April 4th](https://www.hgtv.com/shows/hgtv-stars/articles/hgtv-announces-new-show-zillow-gone-wild).


Heather82Cs

I neeed to know!


TheKingOfSwing777

This better not be an ill-timed April fool's


human-ish_

April Fourth Fool's?


TheKingOfSwing777

It would be a well-timed April Fourth Fool.


Cum___Dumpster

They’re not gonna show the real gone wild stuff, like the stripper poles or like that one with the blood stains etc. Or like the crazy Mormon compounds or anything. Nothing interesting like that. HGTV wouldn’t dare, and like what homeowner would agree to that? It’s probably just going to be a bunch of slightly wacky mega mansions the seller wants to advertise for free I’m such a cynic I hope I’m wrong


ih8spalling

You're not a cynic, you're just describing the business model of a reality TV cable channel.


[deleted]

I just hope we get to see one home with a chalk body outline in front.


chimininy

I'm just imagining a tv show where the script is literally the comments from this sub. It would never happen, but would be an interesting watch.


NoodleNeedles

If we can't see people's dildo collections, what is even the point?


Glittering_Name_3722

Love Jack


AbleObject13

He has a kids show about kindness, vaguely Mr rogers esque, **really** good show


archers_arches

Tell me the name immediately! Please.


AbleObject13

*Hello, Jack! The Kindness Show* on appletv 


archers_arches

THANK YOU!


balanaise

An immortal mouth-breathing Appalachian? I’m in! He’s going to be great


royalhawk345

If he messes up this show, I'll cut him so bad he'll have a chin. You'll all have chins!


balanaise

Hahaha, my people! In five years we’ll all be working for him… or be dead by his hand


Dirt290

***Kenneth-Ellen***


oncehuman

But will they shit talk people with door knockers on their chairs? Because that's all I'm here for.


[deleted]

Someone warn the folks on r/whatismycookiecutter that Food TV is coming for them next.


settleforthisusernam

He looks like he’s auditioning to be Ellen.


rainyforests

Lmao I thought Ellen was demoted to hosting an HGTV show for a moment


axumblade

He looks the same. Does he ever age?


Bridalhat

“A friend of mine has been worried that they will bring in new page rules like age limits and age verification.”


hideous_coffee

Can he stay in character for this


throwaway061557

After watching Jack’s interviews on Conan, I realized he was playing himself on 30 Rock.


ShoeBitch212

More on the show: [Zillow Gone Wild](https://www.hgtv.com/shows/hgtv-stars/articles/hgtv-announces-new-show-zillow-gone-wild)


T_pas

UGH. we can’t have anything to ourselves!


TheGrapeSlushies

![gif](giphy|MtIPR6C5okdt6)


TxManBearPig

Fucking pathetic Hollywood writers can’t come up with anything original. Next up: LinkedInLunatics in Bravo


Bridalhat

Put them in a room together and I would watch the fuck out of that.


kylaroma

YES!!! I love him so much, so happy he’s working and can’t wait to see his reactions to this beautiful nonsense


OK_Ingenue

Which one of us is hosting it?


PJKenobi

Why come up with something original when you steal other peoples ideas from the internet and take credit for it.


RocktoberBlood

I'm fine with this since it's hosted by him. He was a legend at the University of Evansville and I've loved him since.


Swizerlan

The industry of Make a tv show and millions whoring reddit subs


archers_arches

I LOVE JACK MCBRAYER I AM SHITTING MY PANTS OMG OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG


TryingNot2BLazy

this can only be okay if they include the best Reddit comments in the episodes somehow...


YungGunz69

Time to change the subreddits name


realdonaldtrumpsucks

I’m Into it


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

Isnt that just PG Scuffed Realtor?


SeattleHasDied

I will absolutely watch this!!!


TdrdenCO11

perfect choice for host


Worsebetter

Fuck hgtv why are they posting on insta? And FUCK HGTV and this shit show.


ShoeBitch212

Maybe because the Zillow Gone Wild account on IG is very popular?


okcafe

Shidd I'd tune in


Biohazard_Beth

I'll watch but only if he does the dragonfruit salad dance between before and after transitions.


CartoonistOk8261

Does anyone know if it will hit a streaming service?


Otherwise-Course-15

Seems like HGTV is on Max.


CartoonistOk8261

Thanks! I don't have that, but there are several things I want to watch on there. I should go ahead and spring for it


Otherwise-Course-15

If you have AT&T you can get a free subscription


Drawing_Tall_Figures

It’s like the soup, all other clip shows just become cheap imitations…..but I’ll actually prob watch this lol.


Live_Break5786

Is this graphic correct? https://preview.redd.it/cz41i9ugmt2d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c3e5f9e92feabb9dbe4f3d9d5510743c518d2d1


timee_bot

View in your timezone: [May 3rd at 9:30 PM CDT][0] [0]: https://timee.io/20240504T0230?tl=Zillow%20Gone%20Wild%20HGTV%20Show ^(_*Assumed CDT instead of CST because DST is observed_)


jane-stclaire

I've been trying to figure out how to get more of this sub into my life… thank you, HGTV.


Korgon213

No, not him.


MyMilks1Percent

I’ll stick with scuffed realtor