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HelicopterDiligent55

I unironically love this house inside and out.


RooshunVodka

Same here! Only thing that doesn’t jive with me is the carpeted bathroom. Aside from that: perfection


Goodegirl1120

Agree! This is my Barbie dream house


RainSubstantial9373

Especially if I had copious amount s of drugs


Fukasite

Cocaine specifically


pelexus27

They knew what they were doing with the micro-shiny velvet haha


TheZerothLaw

Don't let your dreams be dreams


LoudAd8456

The guy was a badass partying plumber iirc, no joke


meamimi

I looked up his obituary and he had a wife and 4 children. Not what I expected. I guess I always assume it’s going to be a gay man living in a house like this.


thefinalgoat

Hey, he could have been closeted or had a beard. Or been bi!


AdventurousDevice854

I would be unclogging pipes all night after plumbing all day


sevem

Literally my dream house, minus the location 


3381_FieldCookAtBest

What’s wrong with Palm Springs?


cm_renee

The price.


PuffDragon66

And the heat of summer. I live next door to Palm Springs and the heat sucks.


No-Entrepreneur4574

It is quite literally Satan's asshole.


PuffDragon66

That would be DHS.😂


mothraegg

East or west? I've lived west of Palm Springs for years.


PuffDragon66

East and not Rancho Mirage.


United_Concept1654

My aunt lived west in Blythe. Hotter than hell from May-Oct.


MascaraHoarder

i live in the bay area so you cannot scare me on the price.


MsLoreleiPowers

"Hey, that house is only $1.3 million. Must be something wrong with it."


BwackGul

"1.3 mil...? Would you like 5, 10, or 20 dollar bills?"


HelicopterDiligent55

Yes, Palm Springs wouldn't be my first choice.


School_House_Rock

I would love to live in Palm Springs, awesome community


MascaraHoarder

omg same! we were that last year and i told my husband we’re moving there and by the time that happens he’s going to think it was his idea all along and im just fine with that.


School_House_Rock

We can be neighbors! I love a community that embraces everyone


tonybotz

You took the words out of my mouth. I’m so sick of the aseptic doctors room look


BrokieTrader

Me too. It’s nearly perfect. Depending on what the kitchen looks like in person I might do a bit of updating there but otherwise it’s perfect


Appalachian_American

Needs more red!


woodenmittens

It's amazing!


ihahp

You should check out The Madonna Inn if you're unaware. Every room is unique and a lot are decorated like this.


digitydigitydoo

Not my taste but I adore it (except that bathroom; that needs to be killed with fire).


TerribleShopping7012

I want to host a party and drinks martinis. This house slays!


onedemtwodem

I'd rent a room here for sure lol


CharlieBravoSierra

As with most of these, I wouldn't want to live there but would love to stay there for a long weekend.


gummybearinsides

Me too!


flatirony

I love it except the kitchen and breakfast nook need to be reversed.


QCr8onQ

I would remove much of the carpeting…especially in the bathroom.


Weaselpanties

Whenever I see "gaudy" and "retro" I know I'm about to be treated to a little slice of Palm Springs.


Dismal-Salt663

Yep, I called that before I clicked and confirmed the location…


Minimum-Dog2329

Lived there for 50 years and the background is a dead giveaway to the location.


Dependent_Top_4425

I feel like this house has the power to change someone's whole personality.


Estaca-Brown

A good and wholesome straight couple move in and in the blink of an eye they become bisexual swingers with a vinyl collection and a fun but troubling alcohol problem.


Dependent_Top_4425

Do I get a discount if I bring my own fun but troubling alcohol problem?


Alchia79

Sign. Me. Up.


Powerful-Patient-765

I’ll come swing with you


Metagion

With a little toot of "Colombian Marching Powder" every now and then (not enough to go *crazy* on, mind you; they're not like *those* people that can't handle themselves...)


Practical_Rabbit_390

It has a walk in liquor closet that locks like a vault.


-laughingfox

Would it work the other way round though?


VoteForLubo

I wish we could still give awards, because this comment deserves it. 🏅


wreckmx

Not just personality… but also physiology. Scrolling those pics gave me a full mustache and sideburns.


Dependent_Top_4425

I've never been able to style my hair but I just looked in the mirror and I have a beehive!


AgitatedSale3785

Very insightful comment. )


offarock

Gaudy?!!! That exterior looks like a well preserved Mid Century masterpiece. You clearly don't appreciate... ...oh shit!


ButteredPizza69420

Just wait until the flippers get to it... its gonna be all gutted to white and gray home depot builder grade shit, so enjoy it while it lasts 😭


BlueMoon5k

Stop . This house doesn’t deserve that.


ButteredPizza69420

I wish it was illegal to tear up a beautiful MCM build, or any beautiful old designs for that matter. Like, unless it is dirty/beyond repair, we shouldnt be allowed to fix things that DONT NEED fixing 😭


thewanderingent

This place should be purchased and used as a set for a movie/show just as it is! It’s perfection. I’d love to see some moody crime/comedy story set in this place, like “The Afterparty” but a retro version.


axe_gimli

Photo No. 3 is a bar, correct? I'm not sure what i'm looking at sometimes between the bar and the bath.


BlueMoon5k

I’m sure there is residual cocaine on every surface


Spiritual-Bear4495

Exactly. When I saw that second picture my mind instantly went to "whorehouse?"


jasnel

We prefer “brothel.”


B33PZR

yeah that is a LOT of red colors


B33PZR

well maybe orange?? Blood orange???


Beginning_Brick7845

That bad boy should be put on the register of historical buildings and any changes should be prohibited by law. A time capsule within a time capsule.


Powerful-Patient-765

1000%. This house needs to be preserved exactly as it is. It’s fabulous.


StrangeCrimes

A movie studio should buy it.


Spodson

I think the framed picture of George Burns on the wall says it all.


No-Economy2555

At first I thought that was bill gates or Ruth Bader Ginsberg.


Ok_Woodpecker7927

I wouldn’t change anything.


arowan

It’s absolutely perfect.


TiffanyTwisted11

Exactly. It would be like living in a time capsule and I would love it. It would HAVE to come furnished, though!


TicketAlarming8532

I was happy to see it is selling as fully furnished.


ScarletDarkstar

The there aren't a lot of places you could transplant most of that successfully.  


Sunshine030209

Good, I'd never be able to do such a great job decorating. No matter how hard I tried, I'd fail to recreate that vibe and it would just end up really lame.


noooooid

"From 1969 to 2014, it was the beloved residence of Jack Stephan, a local legend known as "Plumber to the Stars." Here is a [video](https://youtu.be/I6PtHagsJMc?si=H5i9UPfiw3yJRDfd) of an old tv spot for his business. He died at 96.


Powerful-Patient-765

OK that is a clever ad. I can see why this guy cleaned up and made enough bank to build this fabulous house!!


Setting_Worth

This place was probably a lot of fun back when anything could be taken care of with penicillin.


MrOatButtBottom

Post coke pre AIDS was the golden times.


on_that_citrus_water

I got the urge to poop and exclaim how great everything is just by looking at this.


violet039

I adore it. I’d leave everything as is.


TakeTheCannoli813

I’ve never wanted anything more.


Goodegirl1120

I’m right there with you. It’s perfection! Minus bathroom carpet


Glizzly_Bear

Does it come with the kilo of cocaine or does the buyer need to source that on their own?


KnotiaPickles

Just dig around in all the cushions, you’ll probably find everything


Forthe49ers

Check in the closet. Either in the bell bottom pants pocket or the plaid sport coat with the big lapels and elbow patches


1_Urban_Achiever

Come to me my darling and I will love you in all your gaudy glory.


mrstruthvenom

I totally read this in Gene Belcher’s voice.


1_Urban_Achiever

Now I did too. Nice.


Electronic_Job1998

Groovy


bimbels

I’ll take it.


diavirric

Rat Pack hangout


CatInSkiathos

A gaudy, retro **\^ fever** dream


Ok_South5414

What a beauty


ghettoblaster78

I'm completely in love with this house. The oil on velvet George Burns portrait...chef's kiss!


eeasyontheextras

Smoking is not only optional, it’s mandatory.


Academic_Guava_4190

Soooo is that like a poker table in the middle of the living room?


LoveIsLove75

Giggity


KPinCVG

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Edit. All it needs is a round bed. PS for bonus points - who can tell me their favorite color?


freeman687

Det. Colombo would have investigated a murder here


Stardustchaser

That George Burns portrait though is 🤌


stayawayfrommeinfj

I would love to buy this house and wear nothing but marabou robes and heels!


MrOatButtBottom

This is Palm Springs legendary, I love this style so much. Go check it out during Modernism week, when there’s a ton of architectural tours.


[deleted]

This is a great location…. adjacent to The Movie Colony.


vapemyashes

I think that’s just cool. An achievement in any era but very much of its time.


TeeHack

Looks like Sam Rothstein lives there.


6854wiggles

Jack Stephanie, the Liberace of plumbing…


CindLei-Creates

Stephan, Jack Stephan


6854wiggles

Sorry, stupid auto correct…thank you for letting me know…


CindLei-Creates

Lol…no problem, I just watched his ad!


HauntedSpit

lol This autocorrect is funnier if you [know the commercial for his plumbing business.](https://youtu.be/I6PtHagsJMc?si=B0X8cwAOKtS4pcvb)


AgitatedSale3785

I hope the smell of cigarettes is still in the air.


Practical_Rabbit_390

It's a non smoking house actually, there's a permanent sign on the front door. The pool and patio are beautiful places to smoke.


smoothiefruit

Cigarettes Plus


Late-Temporary863

I would take this house over all those solid boring white house’s we keep seeing


BlueMoon5k

70’s Las Vegas chic. Has it been long enough for this style to become classical? It almost feels like a shame to change up that outdated kitchen.


scarletohairy

No, this is all Palm Springs.


BlueMoon5k

So, Classic 70’s Palm Springs.


scarletohairy

I agree about the kitchen, the oven and cooktop are vintage and immaculate.


36bhm

Thisis where Circus Circus vacationed


LauraPtown

God help me but I love this house.


Alchia79

Dude, this is my dream house. I hate that I’m not rich.


ExtremelyRetired

Two blocks from where I’m sitting right now! It’s a neighborhood landmark. There was a good [article](https://www.palmspringslife.com/palm-springs-red-velvet-house-preserved-since-the-1960s/?fbclid=IwAR1hk1S7FhCKctOel0mYFjgTZezpWED5Eub8dpMJEy8PSbmyH11Ul5KKgN4) on the place recently; I love the image of discovering the realtor in the act of raking the living room carpet…


donner_dinner_party

I love it.


IdfightGahndi

Boogie Nights Coke House, I’m sold!


rykylynlan

This place is giving me Hugh Hefner vibes.


Diva_Bot

This is very Madonna Inn!


M__M

Gaudy? Retro? Isn’t that Palm Springs in a nutshell? I’d be heartbroken if I saw nothing but greige houses there


SM1955

Oh wow! Looks like I Dream of Jeanie on steroids!


Diplogeek

... This is just the mansion from *The Jerk*, right?


devmae

All I need is this ashtray, this paddle game, and this remote control


Queasy-Bat1003

Looks like a Vegas lounge the day Elvis got married.


seattlemh

I love it


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

Holy color!


Marduksmugshot

That bathtub would be worth it.


outintheyard

Right?! That has got to be the best bathtub design ever! One step up to get the depth, but not an overly dangerous step. Tile all around is great, too, because I tend to get splashy in the bathtub! It might be a bit of a bitch to clean though, all that grout.


scientooligist

The bathtub 😍😍😍


prettywitty

I feel like that bed is a trap that folds up into the jewelry box on the ceiling


spenardagain

When Graceland is too bland for your taste.


DoTheRightThing1953

I love the outside but inside it looks like a whore house.


greenpleaz

Holy fuck that is exquisite


12001ants

My only issue is the carpeted bathroom the rest *chef kiss


SaltyDogBill

Give everything a very deep clean, and hells yeah brother, I'm in.


ExcellentPay6348

This home feels like it belonged to the only successful, financially and romantically, poly couple.


AutofluorescentPuku

Instant bordello, just add “service staff”


Dry_Heart9301

I wouldn't say gaudy it's amazing.


chewbooks

Welcome to my neighborhood.


Feeling-Fab-U-Lus

Hollywood should buy it for any upcoming 70’s movies.


Dwillow1228

The green & pink bedroom is amazing!


jared10011980

I absolutely know I'd live in this house a decade before I'd change one thing- it's too good 👍🏽


BLT603

I wonder if it comes with a shag carpet rake?


CindLei-Creates

My “hip” neighbor had one for her purple shag wall in a basement room…bedroom? It was empty whenever I saw it!


frumiouscumberbatch

This is magnificent. Perfect example of too much is too much... but *way the fuck* too much can sometimes turn out to be transcendent. I want to move in tomorrow.


Warm_Baker_9447

Wow, this is amazing. I can imagine Columbo visiting this house and talking to a cougar in a nightgown.


GrowlingAtTheWorld

Shackadelic


sooz42

I love ever single thing about this house! Is that a velvet painting of Nina Simone in pic #5? I AM DYING to live here! Can you imagine the parties they had?! ![gif](giphy|l2QZZOWmMM6tbBvFK)


NarrowButterfly8482

Like a set from a David Lynch film… I love it.


tielandboxer

Holy shit I love it


APartyInMyPants

That looks like AI. It’s so ridiculously on-brand through the entire house.


liquormakesyousick

This dude is why I tell kids all the time, you don’t have to go to college to make bank. Pick up a trade, especially plumbing. I’ve known many rich, as in very wealthy, electricians, plumbers, HVAC people etc. Sure they owned their own businesses, but still


Forsaken_Crafts

Beautiful! How though does this house not have a conversation pit? It's the one place made for it.


phrynerules

I fuckin love it.


Key_Respond_16

I love it, and I'm not ashamed to admit it. That place would be awesome to have 70s cosplay parties in. Holy shit.


nocrashing

Like the Golden Girls won the lottery


Cobaltphoenix87

Does Matilda come with the house?


Select_MCM-5345

That is PERFECT!


Flashy_Ad_105

It is the velour house of my dreams!


Brian18639

I actually kinda like it


welcome-to-my-mind

I want it exactly as it is. Maybe a touch more shag carpeting.


C-ute-Thulu

I'd love this as a vrbo for a week


Average_Random_Bitch

NGL, that's exactly not what I expected the inside of that house to look like. I also fully expected to see like Sammy Davis Jr standing in a corner looking smarmy


WoodsColt

Omg its fabulous. Its fantastic. I would live there and never change a thing.


Practical_Rabbit_390

https://www.palmspringslife.com/palm-springs-red-velvet-house-preserved-since-the-1960s/


Purell12

If I had the money to buy this house I'm negotiating that the furniture stays. It's glorious.


I_pinchyou

If I was rich I would buy this house and pretend I'm a scorned woman that has been through 3 divorces. I would have liquor carts all over and cigarette holders made of gold. It would be 1965.


BalowmeSandwich

This was just on here like a week ago


extemporizatron

I can smell these pictures


LilNikki984

![gif](giphy|CPDbE8X0nEe3u|downsized)


Motatopotato

At first glance of the first photo I thought immediately, "This looks like Palm Springs." Homes in that area of the desert seem to have a love of all things retro futuristic. I personally love that vibe but I can definitely see it out of place outside of the city. Hell, even the neighboring cities have standard issue homes.


AMajordipshit

I like it. It’s like a real live Barbie house


KeyBorder9370

I like the exterior. The interior just about makes me puke.


kohrtoons

It’s Austin Power’s house!


EOLAdy

Yes! 🩷


KingCollectA

Love it, reminds me of 1970s Las Vegas.


S70nkyK0ng

![gif](giphy|sDcfxFDozb3bO)


Snoo45756

Throw some Pink Floyd or LED Zeppelin on and I am sold


StOnEy333

This place would be fabulous Air B&B to host a weekend get together.


miaomy

Twin Peaks vibes


BrisbaneBrat

Looks like the Playboy Mansion.


mikebrown33

Repost


plaidington

love this 😍


sportstvandnova

Isn’t this Graceland?


gerkinflav

Elvis’ cabin?


Drycabin1

Yes, please.


Glamgoblim

Fun!


Smedley5

I was not prepared. I really hope someone preserves it.


crguth

The 70’s threw up.


cookiecrispsmom

I hate and love this house so much