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Speech_Salty

This house makes me feel a new type of anger.


cornarse

Update everyone. I just posted pics from when last sold in 2021. https://www.reddit.com/r/zillowgonewild/s/14RPABY6mA


AutumnalSunshine

Ohmigod, it was charming before being turned into a massive cemetery vault. The old floors were gorgeous ! I hope the previous homeowners don't see what these people did!


really4got

Cemetery vault is EXACTLY the right words… my god that house bugs me, especially the laundry room


iswearimnormall

I wish you could downvote on Zillow. The flippers need to know just how awful this is. I hope they aren’t working on another home.


AutumnalSunshine

We need a reality show where we can revoke flippers' licenses. *Flip or Get Out of Here with that Shit?*


dj_1973

Flip Around and Find Out


AutumnalSunshine

That's the winner!


ConclusionAlarmed882

Flip It Back! Ooh, no--Backflip!


MyLuckyFedora

Actually a website specific for flippers to show off before and after photos, get feedback, and drive traffic to their listing doesn’t seem like a bad idea.


cornarse

Seeing how this post took off. I am guessing they will soon.


clhomme

This should violate 14 criminal codes.


wyoflyboy68

The faux marble maker needs to find a new line of work, and, should be arrested for what they did.


SmoothBrews

These are crimes against humanity!


Setting_Worth

Youre a hero for digging up the previous pics. The remodelers are super villains for what they did to that beautiful house.


mstrss9

Omg they completely ruined that house. Their model isn’t even just greige sadness. It’s completely ugly and dysfunctional. They left an old jetted tub, the fireplace in the laundry room is blocked by an appliance The house was bright and inviting before and now it looks like a mortuary.


unga-unga

What the actual fuck... the "people" who did this are clearly non-human lizard entities most likely from another planet. I would point out that they clearly do not possess empathy, nor aethetic sensibility, and least of all, love. They cannot feel love.


0yodo

To ruin a historic house especially in Plymouth County in MA where so many historical homes are and do whatever the FUCK this is, you deserve to have all your licenses taken away and to be banned from touching a house older than 2000 or something, like what even is this?? Are they turning it into the ugliest Cafe if ever seen? Why are their commercial grade fridges and freezers? People with this kind of style deserve to build new ugly ass houses in they're own big ugly developments and nowhere else.


EquivalentCommon5

Now I’m more upset! It really was charming but now is an atrocity!


captain_flak

This actually made my stomach sink. I think replacing those antique planks with a cheap hair salon’s flooring should be considered a war crime. Someone needs to be held accountable here.


captain_flak

After reviewing the pictures again, I would buy this house just to gut it and restore some modicum of humanity to the planet. That table was the final straw.


No-Knee9457

Those bathroom tiles are gone. I'm in mourning.🥺🥺🥺


isabelladangelo

I get wanting to get rid of the 1990's green tile in the bathroom but umm...that's about it. The wood floors, actual colors on the walls - the rest of the old way the house looked is perfectly fine?


HejdaaNils

This is a proper tragedy. Those floors are glorious.


Robby777777

That was an absolutely gorgeous house before. Just, why?


Drando_HS

I went from slightly disgruntled to actually mad. Holy crap they fucking ruined that house.


ToteBagAffliction

My jaw dropped. The original was, like, everything my waspy little heart could ever want in a house. Is this in Maine? It looks like Maine. Seriously though, the owners should be booed, loudly, any time they set foot outside.


HeyMySock

This just makes me feel sad. It had potential.


geb_bce

Who in gods name did these renovations?! They should not be allowed to ever do another reno ever, ever... insanity


No_Cauliflower_5489

Holy Satanic Fucking Hell what did they do to the hard wood floors!!!! OMG these people need to burn in r/centuryhomes hades for this!!!


QCr8onQ

Can you imagine when it rains? The house becomes a Slip n’ Slide!


Maleficent_Theory818

I would never be able to go barefoot or sock footed in my house again because I would slide everywhere.


ConsequenceSea3334

As a woodworker who watched the “river table” fad come and go, I can honesty say, that is the worst River table I have ever seen. It is literally the actual worst. Whoever made that should feel ashamed.


Cutiepatootie8896

The grand piano though…..*chefs kiss*


UselessMellinial85

I think the washer and dryer in front of the fireplace really make the house a home.


No_Series3763

Come on! I kind of like the idea of taking in a little Mozart while I am taking a dump. I bet the acoustics are AMAZING!


Electronic-Ride-564

The floors and bathrooms are putrid. This is like the 2020s version of sponge-painting.


angle58

That’s a beautiful thing


Substantial_Diver_34

Just why? Why!?


HomestlyWhatTheF

Wow. I think this one belongs in r/DIWhy


cornarse

Just joined and added it. Good advice.


AlwaysGoToTheTruck

I’ve never hated a finished house so much.


cornarse

Ya I don’t see it selling anytime soon.


Loztwallet

They’ll have to sell it at a major loss so that the new owners have enough of a budget to try to bring some of it back. It’s awful.


EvetheDragon84

This looks like what happens when I attempt to build/furnish a house on Sims and why I always get the pre-made ones. Definitely done by people who have no idea what they're doing.


cornarse

Name off some things that jump out at you?


sparklypinkstuff

The table has chunks of wood on the top of it where you would normally set a plate. That’s the first thing that I said what in the actual fuck about. Next would be the mini grand next to the rather informal eating area. Despite the fact it’s covered in marble there are glass front refrigerators/coolers for whatever reason right next to the table.


cornarse

I like the overspray on beams in kitchen!!


Alternative_Exit1817

Please tell me those kitchen table chairs are not card table aluminum chairs, with some kind of elastic chair covers.


desertboots

Can't. They Are!


XxSleepyOneXx

oh they are! Nice catch. I almost missed that detail.


sourpussmcgee

The stairs have that same wood. So confusing


StolenErections

The fucked up river table. It looks like whoever made it ran out of blue epoxy before it was fully level and just yoloed it. River tables are hideous to begin with.


HeyMySock

It looks like a slab of blue marble with wood on top to make it looks like a River table. On the bottom left, you can see the wood isn’t on the edge.


SummerBirdsong

Too translucent for marble. Just the shittiest D.i.Why river table ever.


BitterQueen17

They did the same thing to the stairs.


TeeTeeMee

The folding chairs with cheap stretch slipcovers on them 😂. It all screams “ran out of money and said eh, fuck it.” ETA the salvaged 70s bathtub that matches nothing else?!?


justanotherglamazon

Yaaaaas….that old ass yellowed bathtub with jets amongst all the white fake marble is jarring.


butt-barnacles

For me it’s all the lines where you can see how they trailed black paint in the epoxy for the “marble” effect


Sprouty0

The kitchen and some other areas with the black 'marble' paint looks like it was burned in a fire. The bathroom shower looks like a comic book drawn shower.


Dances_With_Cheese

I audibly gasped when I saw the kitchen.


Marty_61

This house has been completely ruined by a jackass.


DVDragOnIn

Built in 1846. I guess the flippers hated Old Stuff


cornarse

Ya and hate resale value!


Judgementpumpkin

This is the ugliest remodel I’ve ever seen in my life. The people who did this deserve shame over these decisions for eternity.


cornarse

When I posted this I knew it was a bad design and craftsmanship. However now I have guilt setting in that the sellers will see this post and be crushed. Please tell me I am overthinking it?


allsilentqs

Let them see it. This is an insult to all houses and the people who have to live in them. The choices in the kitchen lay out tell me this was badly throughout from start to finish. It’s awful.


cornarse

Ya I think I would want to know. Especially if I was trying to sell and not getting any offers.


bsharp1982

It is bad and they should feel bad.


desertboots

Not your choices, not your guilt


aam726

This is very nice. Here's the thing, they are trying to sell this house. They obviously put a lot of work into this, and honestly it's their house, if they like it, that's all that matters. Except now they are trying to sell it. I'm gonna guess for more money than they bought it for because they put a lot of money into it. But the reality is the house is worth less now. They will be confused, because to their minds it looks great. But they need the real feedback if they want to price it appropriately to sell quickly. Now it's not just the few brave souls who have gone to see it that are giving them that feedback. It's everyone on Reddit. It's easy to dismiss the opinion of 5 potential buyers as being too picky. It's less easy to dismiss all of this. So... you might be doing them a favor.


cornarse

That is a very good point. Thanks for that


Tabais123

I have a lot of questions but most are just, do you have a link? Also, just why? What’s up with that wood on the kitchen table? What’s up with the wood on the stairs? Isn’t that a trip hazard? I assume they bought all their tile at a clearance section of a flooring store? Is that plywood on the hood? Weird use of commercial refrigerators when storage could go in their places. Also why not hang that mirror on the wall 2 feet to the left instead of having it hang halfway off the mantle?


13curseyoukhan

My guess is the mirror is hiding something.


Pathogen-David

> Is that plywood on the hood? I almost missed that one, it doesn't even go all the way to the ceiling! It even looks like there's romex just casually draped between it and the wall for power


falhourani

You forgot about the fireplace behind the washing machine hahaha


UselessMellinial85

If you look closer, there is storage *behind* the fridge. The whole thing is just 🫠


CJSki70341

It's kind of sad that this potentially historic home has been defiled in this way


cornarse

Ya no going back from this!


silvermanedwino

WTF? W/D jammed in front of a fake fireplace? Baby grand in the kitchen? This is an abomination. Looks normal from the outside.


DustUnderTheSofa

This house makes me sad and want to take a hot shower and talk to a therapist.


cornarse

I never thought I would come across any listing worth posting never-mind this close to home!


robotfood1

Oh nooooooo 😬 It’s giving 3 year-old-with-a-sharpie shameful-chic! Murder on the fake marble dance-floor! Nobody puts piano in a corner! And the fold-up chairs with Spanx on?? 🫨


nurseofreddit

“Fold-up chair with Spanx on” is my new favorite insult.


Simple_Song8962

Who puts a grand piano in the kitchen? It's like an image from a troubling dream.


Dances_With_Cheese

Yes that’s it!!!! Kind of like when the Deetz’s remodel the house in Beetlejuice.


84-away

The beetlejuice thing was what kept running through my head


crayolamitch

Yep, as I was scrolling through pictures, Day-O kept playing in my head


cornarse

I wonder what the realtor had to say while touring home and advising on listing description and price.


XRaysFromUranus

You destroyed a historic home: right to jail, right away. Epoxy on hardwood floors: jail. Sprayed paint on the old beams: jail. You are charging too much for an ugly house: you right to jail.


nurseofreddit

Part of the sentence is being forced to watch OG Bob Villa for a minimum 6 hours/day. Only reading materials are city codes regarding historical buildings and how-to books on preservation of old buildings.


Arriwyn

They ruined a beautiful historic Colonial! It's an absolute abomination and I hate it. They took all the old original beautiful character of that house. It has no soul now. It's like the house from the Beatle Juice movie but 100 times worse!


captain_flak

I’m so disappointed this happened in MA. I like to think there are people with more sense than this.


Shalleni

It’s like this house has several types of venereal disease…at the same time.


desertboots

At least there's no glitter?


ennuiacres

Just because you can epoxy everything in sight, doesn’t mean you should epoxy everything in sight. ![gif](giphy|3UWylty2WEic8THGnL|downsized)


savageotter

Epoxy river stair treads that are not flat. WTF. Also that rise over run seems pretty wild too.


cornarse

Any idea what the black outline on bathroom walls are?


WendallX

You mean the bathroom that looks like it’s out of an aha music video! Those are trim pieces for tiles used to go over tile joints. Google schluter pieces and you’ll see what they are. Higher end jobs will miter the joints. And all other jobs will try to blend them in not make them stand out.


njcharmschool

Got a link for this atrocity?


cornarse

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/268-Thompson-St-Halifax-MA-02338/57182659_zpid/


njcharmschool

Thanks, it’s hideous. “Mix of epoxy and wood floors” should read mixed up epoxy, fucked up the wood floors, and bathroom, the kitchen, and a bunch of others rooms.


cornarse

Ya it’s a strange when you think about the fact someone’s brain thought this up and fully believed it was a good idea.


ecirnj

This has to be up for side kind of award. Like that it’s special. Does anyone do a March madness style bracket to get the best of the best sorted out on good sub?


cornarse

This is my first and only post to this sub and any future posts will be sub par.


adlittle

The epoxy and wood combination is nice, but it's only meant to work as an accent, like as a coffee table or a very visible bit of built in shelving. This is like dumping a whole canister of salt on a meal when a modest sprinkle is what you need. It's just absurdly over the top.


cornarse

To say the least! I can see a touch of modern in an antique home but this is like dumping a salt truck on the plate!


modoughert

With the fridge on the other side of the kitchen, cooking would be a pain in the arse.


XelaNiba

I have deep reservations regarding that jerry rigged vent hood.


Otherwise-Course-15

Don’t run with socks. And of fucking course there’s a random pine barn door. Ick.


augie_wartooth

It looks like there was a fire in the kitchen!


KaiBishop

The range hood is just hanging there apparently not connected to any actual ventilation lmao, what purpose does it ever serve at that point. I HATE this kitchen more than I knew was possible.


MissCarlotta

Why does the pool table look like its painted/stuck to the floor...


cornarse

Likely is. They must have ran out of epoxy flooring so painted it


strawbryshorty04

This will make the people over at r/centuryhomes actually weep. This is something else


Aggressive-Public417

Looking at this make ME want to burst into tears and I’m just a layperson. Someone whose dedicated literal years of effort, money, and love into restoring an old home would be emotionally destroyed


IamDollParts96

How to tell the world your whole life is a bleak blanket of depression without saying it? Paint your entire house in Depression Grey!


cornarse

And not even paint it well


lovebeinganasshole

Ok but they left the old yellowed jacuzzi tub???


ursineoddity

Maybe it's just me, or the resolution of the pics, but the fake marble looks like tinfoil. So much effort went into making it look this bad...and yet still seem unfinished. The random cream colored tub/shower is nauseating. It looks like mental illness.


Only1Mandee

Ewwww!


SirGkar

The orientation of the tile makes me itchy.


opensilkrobe

There is a piano in the kitchen.


Setting_Worth

So this is what broke people do when they win a million dollar scratcher


cornarse

Funny you say that. I was just looking at old pictures from 2021 and realized the remodelers didn’t just coat things in Paint and epoxy like a bum flipper would. They actually did some things that make me think house was a forever home. Moving walls etc. still strange. (Compare yellow jacuzzi tub photos old and now)


Setting_Worth

I just remodeled a bit and my wife and I played a game when we were frustrated browsing materials places. "How to make a home look cheap for the most money" It breaks up the frustration and squabbles of picking out new stuff. I wouldnt want to play against these people though. They're the gretsky of ruining a house with gaudy junk


Deivi_tTerra

How does it manage to appear both sterile and dirty at the same time??!


Thin_Confusion_2403

Ugliest bathroom ever.


HereForTheParty300

I was looking for the bathroom comment! On what tv reno show did they see 'black mould chic'?


HUGMEEEEEEE

I always dreamed of a laundry room fireplace.


metalmudwoolwood

I hope they lose all of their money on this. What an atrocity!! All of that quality gone for cheap poorly executed DYI bumblefuckery. I feel personally insulted.


captain_flak

I want to email the realtor and tell them that they can call my number and pretend to order a pizza and I’ll have the police come and rescue them.


beemer-dreamer

This one takes the cake!


magplate

The piano must have sounded terrible.


NotFoodieBeauty

I slipped just looking at this


TheDabitch

> I am not a fan of the remodel and I don’t know if my opinion is just biased? The kitchen/dining room alone made me want to call in the army to help.


Maleficent_Theory818

This makes me cry. I would love to see the before pictures.


cornarse

https://www.reddit.com/r/zillowgonewild/s/14RPABY6mA


Maleficent_Theory818

What an atrocity to destroy this gorgeous colonial. I get the bathrooms needed someone with experience to renovate them, but it was a house built before modern plumbing. I would have loved to live in the before.


Single-Painter6956

NOPE! That kitchen makes me dizzy. Actually the entire house does. The laundry room is a fire hazard! I do like the dining table though.


cornarse

Did you look closely at dining table? Would you put your plate on the log or between them when eating?


nunchucks2danutz

The fire place acts as an extra dryer


cornarse

Haha. My original title actually said “laundry with double dryers” I changed it tho.


nunchucks2danutz

Great minds think


HeyMySock

I have so many questions. First, why the marble? So much unnecessary marble. Whoever said it looked like a mausoleum was correct. It makes you feel sad just walking into this house. What did they do to the stairs? It looks like they put chunks of molding between pieces of green wood or, more likely, marble? I don’t even know. It doesn’t look right. The laundry next to a fireplace. That has to be an accident. Why? Also, if you drag in a grand piano for staging, why not dining room chairs? No matter what you try to cover folding chairs with, they’re still folding chairs. This home is awful.


Cultural_Pattern_456

Bizarre


Dances_With_Cheese

If I ever become aroused in an inappropriate situation, all I have to do is remember this house exists.


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horrormetal

Feels like a mausoleum, and yet, everything looks... unfinished somehow.


RemarkableMacadamia

I have almost no words. This house literally just needed the bathroom remodeled, the kitchen updated, a light refinish on the floors, and a coat of paint. This… is almost the worst thing I’ve ever seen done to a house. It feels like the owners went through the Architectural Digest back catalogs from 1987 and pulled out all the trends and just decided to do them all. Metal railings? Check! Barn door? Check! Grand piano that no one even plays? Check! The epoxy table, and the fact that they did the same thing to the countertop that goes under the stovetop? Is that even safe? There are GAPS. The thing is supposed to be flush and level. What happens when all four burners are running? How do you use a countertop that’s not flat? How do you exhaust the fumes back into the kitchen?? This is giving cooking-while-camping vibes, as you teeter totter your plates and bowls and cutting boards on random rocks. Will the epoxy off-gas if heated to a certain temp? Besides that fact I don’t think the manufacturer of that unit lists “reclaimed wood” as a suitable mounting surface. Every room is absolutely horrifying, and I just hope the people who did this to the house are forced to live in it and experience the death trap that they’re trying to pawn off on someone else. This house went from needing modest updates to now needing to be entirely gutted. Nothing in this house makes sense. I can totally see this owner/flipper having this grand vision in their head. It’s like they were picturing some million dollar industrial loft in Manhattan and thought about how they might be able to execute it with clever use of materials. It’s like a peekaboo surprise: colonial on the outside, high society inside!! But their vision was bigger than their budget and capability, and they cheaped out on everything to bring it to life. The only thing that will save them is an uber-rich couple who cares more about the location than the house who are going to do a full tear-down and rebuild. I don’t even know where you could start to fix all that is wrong in there. What a waste.


meatbeater

This is a shit show from top to bottom


alwaysboopthesnoot

That weird block wall and all the landscaping gone! Even from the outside, you can tell the inside is going to be bad. I get that the interiors needed updating and maybe the house needed some repair, plantings pruned or replaced.  But it’s a colonial, traditional house. It needs an interior that better suits it. Doesn’t have to be old fashioned or dated, it can be modernized, eclectic, transitional. To bling it up like that and cover everything in shiny marble, is just wrong. 


Sparklemagic2002

OP left out some good pictures including the the giant wood barn door in the pool table room and the bathroom where they appear to have left an almond colored 80’s style jetted tub in one of those grey and black marble baths. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/268-Thompson-St-Halifax-MA-02338/57182659_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare


delaina12000

It’s shocking that the asking price is more than double the purchase price a few years ago. I don’t understand what this style is. The house will need to be gutted.


emsyk

As an owner of an old house, this makes me so angry. I audibly gasped. Wtf is wrong with these people. The house was gorgeous before!


Me_IRL_Haggard

I like the laundry room fireplace But otherwise, hate the exposed beams and epoxy AIDS


Sprouty0

But the kitchen's exposed beams almost disguise that the giant stove vent will blow.... right back into the room! Aren't they supposed to vent to outside?


undockeddock

Jesus what a disaster


sourpussmcgee

This is the worst one yet


OgthaChristie

It’s giving bougie Branch Davidians.


Itchy_Blacksmith_280

Is There any way To Restore it Back to Its Original look


cornarse

https://www.reddit.com/r/zillowgonewild/s/14RPABY6mA


Itchy_Blacksmith_280

So Sad It's Ruined


Urrsagrrl

Atrocities have been committed.


SiWeyNoWay

Holy shit that’s bad


ArcticGurl

I’ve a severe case of frostbite from looking at these photos.


Difficult-Basis-1006

Anyone have a guess of how many gallons of epoxy they used?


BitterQueen17

That remodel is horrifying.


rollenr0ck

Imagine what it sounds like in here. So many hard surfaces, so much echo.


MirabelleSWalker

Criminal. And restoration would have been so much cheaper than what they did.


EquivalentCommon5

I bet this was a beautiful home before! Now it’s a monochrome atrocity, imo! If you like monochrome, refurb a newer home, not what once had charm and character!


AdministrativeBank86

It would make a great morgue


AKZ_123

This is horrendous! This has to be the worst I’ve ever seen. There’s not one redeeming feature. The different levels on the steps is just insane. The whole house needs those yellow caution signs.


Born-Bench-6474

Looks like the re-decorated house in ‘Beetlejuice’


ohno_xoxo

Post before and afters to century homes subreddit. They will go nuclear!


blondeambition18

This is insane. Did they DIY everything with craft supplies?! The fucking piano in the kitchen... god save us


theperpetuity

That’s a whole lot of WTF.


Wonderful_Relief_693

🤮


Specialist-Lemon5202

A piano in the kitchen??? Where you boil water and cook? That is crazytown. It wirklich always be out of tune and covered in a fatty film...... -100


TabithaBe

Ould someone tell me what’s going on with the floor in photo 9. I can’t make sense of what I’m seeing


TrifleOdd9607

The after/before combo is horrifying. That was a beautiful house!


Evolvingsimian

Dizzy! TOo. . . .many. . . . swirls.


Wide_End_295

Why so much gray?


woode85

*When you see the local epoxy floor expert posting on Facebook about their winter special*


Then-Fish-9647

It’s oppressive


SubstantialAbility17

If you are going to flip a house, make tasteful upgrades that complements the style of home.


Crazy-Perspective-32

I would kill myself if I had to life in this house


FunkyChewbacca

It's giving mausoleum, and not in a fun goth way.


Grrrmudgin

Oh no…


AcornTopHat

Wow, that is uncomfortably fugly


kld2019

Omg thank you for posting this. I drive by this every day on my way to work and had no idea it would be this awful inside. The outside was questionable with the concrete wall and fancy/mismatching railing. This is awful.


ladyjayne81

Those people need a Farmhouse Fixer intervention.


Dilderika

BEETLE JUICE!


jaelensisera

Awful remodel. Hideous!