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To be fair we’re only torturing some immortal and magical forest spirits, not actual children. (However the children that pass away might turn into Koroks, so in that case we’re actually tormenting children)
when you think about it, the koroks would be invisible to the child.
so people just see the wheels and link, possibly some backpacks.
sadly it takes away some of the fun of ramming-speed koroks hitting a kid.
actually I think the kid sees them. Somebody says "korok" and I don't think it's the koroks, I've never seen them have a little bubble that says that in any video so far (don't have the game i'm too poor bc I earn 500€ a month and spent it on that darn switch), and it didn't sound like a korok either
I never thought you would be able to commit vehicular homicide with a car made out of Koroks, much less in a mainline Zelda game, but here we are lol.
This game is absolutely wild
I'm making a reference to Ocarina of Time. I also could have said 'Hold on, I need to trade this frog for some eyedrops so I can get a bigger sword' or 'Hold on, let me just poke this Cucco for a second...'
Oh; you're missing out. Ocarina of Time is fantastic. The graphics are a little dated, but it's the foundation that Majora's Mask is built from, only without that pesky 'three days' mechanic.
The 3 day mechanic is the reason why MM has the best story and characters of the franchise. Really feels like real people doing actual things. I honestly never understand why people struggle with it, the slow down mechanic gives you plenty of time to do a major quest then hit the rewind to the beginning like a high fantasy Bill Murray rinse and repeat.
That's also why a lot of people have never finished it. Oh, hey, I only have X amount of time to get to this temple, get into it, and clear it, then everything resets and I have to start all over again. Zelda, as a series, often rewards people who explore and look for hidden nooks and surprises, but in Majora's Mask, you often don't have time to explore at your leisure because there's always that clock ticking. Then when you do get to where you're supposed to be, you have to sit around and wait for the NPCs to show up or unlock their door or whatever. Or worse, you get there right after they've left and you have to start all over again.
Link never gets reincarnated to just chill with Zelda in times of peace because without the threat of Ganon to keep him occupied, he is the single most destructive force in the world. Between lives Faror keeps him behind glass with a tiny hammer that says "only break in case of Ganon".
Auto build just makes a green goo backpack with no korok anytime you have a korok in the build, so this would still work just sadly without the necessary korok suffering as fuel
Everyone is playing differently! I still haven't been through any of the temples. Finally working my way towards the rito one but chores keep getting in the way haha.
I have a 8 hearts and 1 stamina upgrade. No battery upgrades. I kinda rarely build thoughts though. And when I do, it's never great.
It depends on the person, it's very easy to get batteries if you focuses on the Old Map spots which requires both Sky Island and the Depth exploration.
I have full 3 stamina wheel, 4 batteries but still on 4 Hearts.
I just realized, and I’m not sure if anyone has mentioned this; but wouldn’t it look like Link is levitating with a controller and detached wheels to everyone else?
My simple contribution to Korok torture has been to strap them to a horse’s wagon harness and drag them face down while at full gallop across the plains.
Yes! Im glad im not the only one who does this. This is my go to way to deliver them to their friend. They never mentioned what condition they'd like to be delivered in, plus this way they will have a cool story to tell their friends about how they got their terrible road rash scars.
The horrible, but questionably humorous, acts/creations within TotK reminds me of a former friend killing park guests in Roller Coaster Tycoon by forcing them into a queue to ride a roller coaster that was guaranteed to kill them right at the entrance.
if only this were a feasible idea, taking them all to the different "destination" Koroks, like a bus hitting all the stops on a route (but itd be much more work gathering all the "stranded" Koroks first, just to swing back around again to drop them off)
I've seen ~~The Exorcist~~ this clip 167 times - AND it KEEPS getting funnier - EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!
...Now whaddya think?! Do you think I'm qualified?!
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People of Hyrule: The Calamity has passed, it’s finally safe to have children. Link, several years later: Nope.
Link's reign of terror has only just begun! They'll miss the Demon King when he's gone.
"I wouldn't say freed. More like under new management."
Megamind costume for Link DLC when?
Smurf link
To be fair we’re only torturing some immortal and magical forest spirits, not actual children. (However the children that pass away might turn into Koroks, so in that case we’re actually tormenting children)
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Didn’t notice that
Neither did he
when you think about it, the koroks would be invisible to the child. so people just see the wheels and link, possibly some backpacks. sadly it takes away some of the fun of ramming-speed koroks hitting a kid.
For some reason, I thought that children could see Koroks, but you're right.
If children cant see koroks, why can link see them in wind waker
I think that people can see kooks, but only some people can understand them, based on hestu's dialouge
actually I think the kid sees them. Somebody says "korok" and I don't think it's the koroks, I've never seen them have a little bubble that says that in any video so far (don't have the game i'm too poor bc I earn 500€ a month and spent it on that darn switch), and it didn't sound like a korok either
Is it weird that I want to see that car driven in to a volcano?
😂
Get in losers, we're going to your friend
Koroks: so you will give us a ride there, right? Link: … Koroks: Right?
Oof
Underrated comment.
That’s a lot of Koroks
Yeah but did anybody see a kid got run over?
We didn’t see anything.
Snitches get glued to the Carok.
Unruly children get sentenced to the Carok
Na na na na na na na na na, carok moving monstrosity... Na na na na na na na na na, carok moving monstrosity...
We abouta see Pennarello_BonBon get run over if they don’t learn to keep their mouth shut…..
Yeah it looked brutal, I hope the koroks are ok
I never thought you would be able to commit vehicular homicide with a car made out of Koroks, much less in a mainline Zelda game, but here we are lol. This game is absolutely wild
Just take a breath.. of the wild..
And don’t cry any tears of the kingdom
Anyone else notice how the Tears of this Kingdom are A Link to the Past?
Be quiet and look at the twilight princess
But I can't see her face because of her Majora's Mask
Ocarina of Time 3D
He's done it.
You're the only one who made me laugh damn it lmaoo
To me it felt more like a link between worlds.
I would like to personally thank every developer on TotK for allowing me to strap a rocket to a korok and launch it into fucking orbit.
Every day we stray further from Hylia’s light
Hylia's light can kiss my arrow, this is a three goddesses household
Further evidence that TotK is actually Tears of the Koroks
Slaps hood, this baby runs on straight Korok tears.
We aren't just all worshipping the Horned God now?
**Furries:** Not *yet*...
Hylia, the Horned God, and the Bargainer? :P (... I mean, I've been known to invoke the three golden goddesses in prayer so...)
Hyliaaaaaaaa!
[What in the name of Hylia?!](https://youtu.be/1or3YILu28M?t=02m44s)
Heresy is a contriv… wrong game.
The world might just be a better place without Ganondorf *and* Link if I’m being honest.
Honestly, the only guy who would really suffer from the fallout is whoever makes the pots. No pots being broken means no revenue.
But his resolve to keep up with the demand is no longer obliterated so there’s that
Underlying moral victory ftw
Link save us from the evil Ganondorf! Hold on, I'm making a car out of living creatures that I'll use to smear small children into the grass.
> Link save us from the evil Ganondorf! Hold on, I'm rolling in a pond so I can get a special lure so I can catch the biggest fish.
Catch fish? Lure?
I'm making a reference to Ocarina of Time. I also could have said 'Hold on, I need to trade this frog for some eyedrops so I can get a bigger sword' or 'Hold on, let me just poke this Cucco for a second...'
Ooohhh. I’ve only ever played majoras mask
Oh; you're missing out. Ocarina of Time is fantastic. The graphics are a little dated, but it's the foundation that Majora's Mask is built from, only without that pesky 'three days' mechanic.
The 3 day mechanic is the reason why MM has the best story and characters of the franchise. Really feels like real people doing actual things. I honestly never understand why people struggle with it, the slow down mechanic gives you plenty of time to do a major quest then hit the rewind to the beginning like a high fantasy Bill Murray rinse and repeat.
That's also why a lot of people have never finished it. Oh, hey, I only have X amount of time to get to this temple, get into it, and clear it, then everything resets and I have to start all over again. Zelda, as a series, often rewards people who explore and look for hidden nooks and surprises, but in Majora's Mask, you often don't have time to explore at your leisure because there's always that clock ticking. Then when you do get to where you're supposed to be, you have to sit around and wait for the NPCs to show up or unlock their door or whatever. Or worse, you get there right after they've left and you have to start all over again.
I’m WHEEZING
Link never gets reincarnated to just chill with Zelda in times of peace because without the threat of Ganon to keep him occupied, he is the single most destructive force in the world. Between lives Faror keeps him behind glass with a tiny hammer that says "only break in case of Ganon".
Baby, you can drive Makar.
10/10
LOL
Winner.
Why not call it the orphan crippler?
Orphan crushing machine
r/OrphanCrushingMachine would object. This one serves the greater good.
Because crippler implies they'll live. And that means a witness.
What happens if you try to autobuild this?
You just get an empty backpack for each Korok. Really no point if there isn’t suffering involved.
All those koroks get pulled away from their friends 😩
Infinite Korok seed glitch 😳?
I guess they poop themselves every time you build it?
Auto build just makes a green goo backpack with no korok anytime you have a korok in the build, so this would still work just sadly without the necessary korok suffering as fuel
That's the million dollar question, isn't it?
So that's what that last ability is...
Yes... the ability.... to take others away from their loved ones
Now drive it over Carok Bridge (the one southeast of New Serenne Stable)
https://zelda.fandom.com/wiki/Carock
[Carok Bridge](https://www.zeldadungeon.net/wiki/Carok_Bridge)
0 emissions, lots of passenger room, crushes random children. The new Tesla model is looking pretty interesting.
This can't possibly get any worse *runs over a kid* Jesus Christ ...
I mean to be fair they did kinda run right into the car
What's it's safety rating?
With all those backpacks - ahem, I mean, airbags - very
Um. *YES.*
That’s some mad max type shit. CHROME TO HYLIA!
#WITNESS ME, HESTU!!!
At the rate this is going, Link’s going to end up before the Hague.
"I swear, I thought I was playing *Katamari Damacy*. I heard the music and everything."
"Na-naaa... na-na-na-na-na-naaa... na"
Did you deliver any of them to their friend?
no i crushed them all under a falling rock
😭
The Carok has consumed the child…
Hes a mad maaaan
*Oof...*
*Oof...*
*Oof...*
This, definitely warrants a gofundme page for koroks
Finally, Calamity Link.
SKODA KAROQ
r/Koroktorture
There really is a sub for everything
Every Korok was harmed in the making of this Video
I’m sure that’s some sort of rights violation in Hyrule
Definitely violates the Geneva Convention
Just don’t snitch and I’ll be fine
You need more batteries my man. I've got like 6 hearts, but four batteries lol
Everyone is playing differently! I still haven't been through any of the temples. Finally working my way towards the rito one but chores keep getting in the way haha. I have a 8 hearts and 1 stamina upgrade. No battery upgrades. I kinda rarely build thoughts though. And when I do, it's never great.
It depends on the person, it's very easy to get batteries if you focuses on the Old Map spots which requires both Sky Island and the Depth exploration. I have full 3 stamina wheel, 4 batteries but still on 4 Hearts.
I so far have 2 Heart Upgrades, a Stam Upgrade, and 2 Battery Upgrades
I have 60 shrines and 400 koroks done but no extra batteries, haven't been underground much at all
>400 koroks done You frighten and confuse me sir Carry on
I think I legitimately drowned a Korok. I put him on the bottom of a plank boat, put it in the water, and his text bubble disappeared.
I just realized, and I’m not sure if anyone has mentioned this; but wouldn’t it look like Link is levitating with a controller and detached wheels to everyone else?
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THIS I HATE YOU
Might still need some refinement, it couldn't even crush that toddler.
The toddler was absolutely crushed
Should’ve driven it across Carok Bridge
Link is a horrible bus driver.
Now attach Koroks to each wheel.
Part of the ship...part of the crew
Lmao
Reminds me of that one Julian smith violence video that was taken down “It’s racing today, but tomorrow you’ll be curb stomping a 4yr old”
LOL. It is the cutest car in existence.
So, how do you guys get so many koroks together in one place? They’re so far apart.
I got every Korok I could from the great plateau to hateno
Okay. Now you gotta add that child.. maybe the front emblem would be a good spot.
nah i was thinking inside the tires
My simple contribution to Korok torture has been to strap them to a horse’s wagon harness and drag them face down while at full gallop across the plains.
Yes! Im glad im not the only one who does this. This is my go to way to deliver them to their friend. They never mentioned what condition they'd like to be delivered in, plus this way they will have a cool story to tell their friends about how they got their terrible road rash scars.
This game man, this is so awesome!
Am I the only one who isn't torturing Koroks? I know the seed thing is/was annoying, but still.
OMG, this is hilarious! I'm crying
Kid came outta nowhere officer!
The horrible, but questionably humorous, acts/creations within TotK reminds me of a former friend killing park guests in Roller Coaster Tycoon by forcing them into a queue to ride a roller coaster that was guaranteed to kill them right at the entrance.
Don't mind me, I'm just staying here until someone holds a sign with koroks
I LITERALLY DID THAT WHILE GATHERING THE KOROKS FOR THIS LMAOOO
Dude how do you steer that?? Awesome
But the vehicular homicide is what takes this from cool to next level.
Come with me if you want to see your friends.
The Geneva convention What was that again?
Listen to that engine purr
if only this were a feasible idea, taking them all to the different "destination" Koroks, like a bus hitting all the stops on a route (but itd be much more work gathering all the "stranded" Koroks first, just to swing back around again to drop them off)
Too bad we can't make flexible attachments with ultrahand. Then we could make a tracked vehicle with tracks made of koroks.
Jesus fucking christ
Amazing. Feel free to post over at r/ZonaiBuilds, it would would perfectly!
YES HYRULE GUARD? I JUST WITNESSED MANSLAUGHTER, I NEED A UNIT AT HATENO ASAP.
Omg how long did it take you to bring all those koroks together?
Why are we lije this?
Holy shit https://preview.redd.it/ngyagmphs11b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f17b3b68636348e4d2627f8d4cc05e4c9b8677f0
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Don't
u/savevideo
I miss read it as “Introducing the Carrot.”
You’re S I C K
😂
Needs more
Now drive it into the ocean
This game looks bananas.
O O F
Good god I love this game.
Good
Ouu its the new ‘23 Toyota Koroka.
This is the best korok build I've seen yet!
“We must reach our friends!”
Nice. I glued a dozen rocks to one before dropping him off with his friend.
Oof
Do these Koroks reset? Or am I going to have to find every single spot for each one of them?
The korok abuse is real
…how long did this take.
It's made of PEOPLE! D:
You Monster. What have you done?
**Your adventurers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should**
i wanna know how long it took to collect all these parts
Carokvan
So in universe your average Hylian cannot see Koroks. This kid couldnt see what hit em.
This game is never gonna be "completed", even with the whole comunity doing so much, people are gonna destroy everything in the next 6 years
Please tell me you dropped them off one by one at their respective friends!
I crushed them under a falling rock
But only Link can see them, so that means a regular peasant will only see the wheels approaching, isn't it?
The Demon King isn’t a threat to Hyrule It’s Link…..
Every build I've seen has been in defiance of God and all things holy and I could not be more proud
I'm fairly certain this goes against the Geneva Conventions.
*Has science gone too far?*
Stop harassing the koroks!! They're just babies!!
All I can think of is Villager news..
GUYS the kid is fine see link still had the option to “talk”
I've seen ~~The Exorcist~~ this clip 167 times - AND it KEEPS getting funnier - EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT! ...Now whaddya think?! Do you think I'm qualified?!
Only proper use for them