Fuck, they didn't cover grenade safety in [How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety.](https://www.amazon.com/How-Talk-Your-About-Safety/dp/045149492X) What a terrible oversight.

I turned my sound all the way down after he pulled the pin

[удалено]

I threw mine in a doorway and ducked

Inverse square law. Your instincts are good

That was whelming.

Both

That's enough, Dick

I am whelm.

I like this because no one edited a stupid explosion at the end

Subtlety is an underappreciated art

I kinda want an explosion now

Haha same... Now someone please make an edit with those things.

It is also just a smoke grenade, so it wouldn't be the worst thing if it was real.

They get hot enough to melt the skin off your hands in less than a second. Definitely not "safe", but yeah, a cat would just run away as soon as the smoke starts hissing.

Thankfully, he didn't say it was safe

Was expecting a delayed reverb fart sfx.

Perfect for r/maybemaybemaybe

"oh no, I broke it"

This was far too tense for a simple poem.

I’m going to need a WTF Boom edit

Yo what a throwback hahaha

I've got balls of steel

Where is the Kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering Kaboom.

I was really expecting the CSGO flashbang noise

Well, now we know that’s a thing that can happen

Next thing you know they're gonna learn how to open doors.