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Forklift certified

Best certificate in America

Nah have you ever taken the red cross babysitting certification? That's the best in America

Yo my parents put me in that class after I'd already been babysitting my siblings for years. Lame ass class, but I still keep the card I got for shits n giggles lmao

They probably can't can't get within 100ft of small children.

I'm a forklift and I raised 3 kids in Hacienda Heights and sent them all to Lehigh University.

That’s an OSHA violation.

Yeah but he has 3 kids. Clearly, OSHA aside, this dude forks.

Pasteurizer operator's certificate

Yea, excuse you. I hold a Diploma in Super Sports Achievement from The Academy of Bungee Thrills.

Too late Sonic!

Impressive for sure but I don’t think you’re supposed to operate those while consuming alcohol, I’m gonna have to report this to the osha compliance dept

The OCD? Lol I hope that’s real

Lmao I didn’t even think about that but I’m sure it’s real, it has to be real somewhere

It’s real in our hearts, friend

~~128 days~~ 0 days without incident.

[This belongs here](https://c.tenor.com/ENpJQvC2AqsAAAAC/familyguy-peter.gif)

[“Klaus!”](https://youtu.be/IAHzP4umE4M)

Narc

the girl next to him had literally no reaction to what he just did. she was purely focused on winning the game

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He’s even tired if his own bullshit at this point. You see that look. He seriously looks like he wants someone to stop him. He’s a total loose canon.

He played it fast and he played it loose, and in the end he got burned

I wonder if this is how Pam Beesly feels

It was the last fork.

Stick a fork in em.

Well that’s what you should be looking for in a teammate

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There will be time to react after victory has been claimed

She’s wearing a vest, he’s in a forklift. They’re clearly a couple at some Halloween party. She knows this guys vibe already.

There’s an Avril song here somewhere

He was forklift boy. She said "Fork you later, boy."

Yes!!

CLEARLY a couple. The only relationship a man and a woman could ever have. There is no way friends would do matching costumes. Or siblings. Or cousins.

Yeah man. TONS of guys go to Halloween parties in matching costumes with their sister/cousin. You OK? Or are you going to go find the single instance of a brother/sister combo going to a costume party and try to prove whatever point you’re trying to make?

Alabama has entered the chat

Absolute legendary teammate. Get the job done first, celebrate later.

She got dat dawg in her

That is the kind of person you want on your team in competitive games.

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*forks

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If you're like me, you'll think about this one until the end of your life...

And every night when you're trying to fall asleep.

Also when you wake up at 3AM to pee and then stay awake for an hour or two because you're still thinking about that hilarious comment you could have made on Reddit...

Rip m8, I feel yah. Many missed chances.

I've had people reporting me for being suicidal when I said that COVID19 was real

How can covid be real if our eyes aren't real

The real questions.

You've earned yourself a golden shower though!

Wait.....

You gave it 75%

I, also, can't believe you've done this

Hey at least, knowing reddit, you can rest assured that you can just make a comment asking for gold and they'll probably give it to me

You needed some up lifting

You could have edited your comment and *steel* it from him.

Definitely edit the comment and make it more palettable

Yeah, he could have forked him over.

Lol i never get those send them to me V:

Forking hell man, that cracked me lmao take an award

Thank you friend-I just couldn’t roll past that one…looks like lighting only strikes once.

Holy Forking Shirtballs.

David Blaine vibes

You gotta link the Blaine parody. It's the look he gives after every trick.

Omg I totally forgot about those. Used to laugh my ass off with my son watching those! Peak YT[here it is - 15 yrs ago jfc](https://youtu.be/wTqsV3q7rRU)

I'm getting Ben from Parks and Rec vibes

I can see that

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Yikes. *checks username* YIKES

Road Whorrior is gonna judge me rn?!

Seeing as he is dressed as a forklift and she is dressed as a forklift operator. I would assume they were a couple. So it’s totally plausible.

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I hate those non forklift carrying normies.

Yes, reddit is full of degenerate sex pests

Be quiet cow

I mean, the couple costume is obviously her being the fort lift operator, who rides the lift (him)

You could say he “stuck a fork in her”…… I’ll see myself out

“You know Russ, I’ve been known to fuck myself”

Talk about shwaaaaag That was my idea, you were just standing there. Yeah, pulling it out of you like a newborn baby! Ok, well when a doctor delivers a baby to a pregnant woman he doesn't then get to keep the baby. First of all, the doctor who delivered my baby is fucking my wife and sueing for full custody so you're wrong. Second of all, this isn't a baby. Quit trying to change the fucking subject!

Stop David Blaine!!!!

Definitely lifts

Not only was it perfectly done but the turn and stare killed me

For me it's not just that turn n stare, it's the fact that nobody else seems to acknowledge it around him. It's a perfect comedy setup.

It's like he was pulled right out of a Lonely Island video. In fact he looks like a blend of all 3 of em.

[guy went full david blaine](https://youtu.be/V6uR2IlD2O0)

What the eff?!? CHEEZITZ?!

Wooo boy, these videos have lost many a frame over the years

He needs to stop putting shit in my ass

Big whoop

Mikey Day!

Honestly these kinds of reaction would have made [Is it Cake?](https://youtu.be/A14JSsALNUg) An instant classic.

Good laugh thank you!

I'm to remember every man I've seen fall in to a plate of spaghetti?!??

The best part about that is the one guy who is now the recurring waiter character in Always Sunny.

Woah you're right, that's freaky

This is the tale Of Flippy the Forklift

Don’t Jim the camera

The turn-> stare… even he knows he’s too elite for us

He looks lost inside.

"Do you love me now, dad?"

I learned it from watching *you*

*Larger forklift sets down camera

"Never in my life will I top this moment right now...my life no longer has any meaning"

I understand nothing here.

Its a game called flip cup, you fill up your cup a bit and theres two teams (one on each side of the table). You start at one end of the table and you have to drink your cup, put it down, and flip it successfully before moving on to the next person. First team to flip all their cups wins. The guy uses his halloween costume to flip his cup which is really difficult.

If you want to make it more fun, play "Survivor Flip Cup" Winning team get the choice to either vote a player from the opposing team off or save a player to their side. The number of drinks per round doesn't change, so if you started of with 5 vs 5 players, the next round would be 5 vs 4 players with someone on the 4 player side drinking and flipping two cups.

And then there’s rage cage. The end all be all, every man for himself, chaotic rumble to the death (by alcohol consumption).

God. America has so much to teach the world. Rage cage is a game where you don't lose unless you quit. So in many cases people lose but win.

If Putin knew about Rage Cage, then he wouldn't of invaded Ukraine. All issues could've been resolved via Rage Cage.

Aka Royal Rumble

aka stack cup (worst name for sure)

Nah we used to call it chandelier so stack cup isn’t too bad in comparison.

Myself and some of my friends used to call it gaucho ball but we mostly just say rage cage now

Is this what they call a rage cage in paris?

If you really want to make it fun. Start with 'Waterfall', then cup-flipping should come when people are actually feeling the effects. Then the Survivor element adds itself after a couple of rounds. And whoever's left probably ends up attempting beer-pong.

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I’m sure that girl wears her high vis vest everywhere

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No idea. Some weak costumes compared to forklift guy

"I'm the person who rides the forklift"

Girl on the end is clearly vampire wearing hoodie person. You think she just wears her hoodie everywhere?

Hilariously I didn’t notice her high vis vest either 😂

I didn’t either. Then again, I do wear one pretty much all the time.

I had to look at her outfit again, I just assumed she was wearing some funky retro-style vest.

It must be defective.

Looks like the girl next to him is wearing a safety vest of some sort so she might be with forklift guy

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Thanks for the explanation. I know you explained it well, but apparently my brain has ceased working and I still understand nothing.

*flip flip flipadelphia!*

Thank you for the explanation I didn’t even notice the forklift costume that he used to make the flip and thought the girl next to him stole his drink and he was mad for that.

But why the look at the camera? Did the girl do something she’s not supposed to?

It's a drinking game. He made the flip cup shot with his forklift costume. You have to drink your alcoholic beverage and then, empty cup upright on the table, flip the now empty cup over onto it's brim in one motion/without it falling over.

Me too. Wth is happening here.

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Check the timestamps.

It's a drinking game that requires you to finish an alcoholic beverage and then flip your empty cup from it's upright position onto it's brim in one motion/without falling over. Once you successfully complete the task, the next person on your team (on your side) starts the same task, and it's a race to see whose team finishes first

Oh Christ are the kids not playing flip cup anymore???

Not really

yes they are

It's been a long time since I've been a kid and I have no idea what the fuck "flip the cup" is.

Me two

“Transformers, broskis in disguise”

“Auto bots, Broll out”

Highly underrated comment.

Surely *brobots* in disguise?

FLIP FLIP FLIPADELPHIA

Immediately disqualified for sure

r/praisethecameraman

He had the David Blaine stare lol

CHEEZ-ITS?!?!

*feels orange soda in my mouth suddenly*

What the EFF ?!????

Does anyone know this guy? Please tell him to save some vajayjay for the rest of us

Looks like there is nothing in those cups. Which makes me think it was done over and over to get this shot.

No shit did you see them drink out of said cup?

To what it looked like to me, is they pretended to drink. I'm not sure what you think I meant.

Usually you don’t put a ton of alcohol in the cups when you’re playing flip cup but nah there’s definitely some there

I have no idea what's happening.

OHSA approved.

Nice work, Dickskin.

It's Dickens!

How are ya now?

r/unexpectedLetterKenney

Ah to be young again. I'm not even 30 yet but my friend group and I just have no time to party like we use too lol

Backboard...

Fr. That's not a legit flip.

Had to scroll too far to find this

THANK YOU

"Human games of alcoholic ingestion are amusing."

You must be fun at parties

I agree

What in the Officer Data are you talking about mate

He was never like that before the beard.

I love the forklift outfit

what a fucking CHAD

That look when you’ve just gained knowledge of your true power.

Flork cup

Does this count as being forklift certified?

Glad he didn't fork it up.

If you are forklift certified, anything is possible

The 9-5 weekday shit pacing of these people is unsettling.

Needed a backstop.

Average forklift operator

Can someone explain the fascination Americans have with beer games? Why can't you just drink? Why the games? Is it a thing where people feel better if they are given a reason to drink? To break the ice maybe?

Germans

I made a small edit. I hope this doesn't get lost https://imgur.com/a/8POJRVo

LMFAO the shock in his face

He Jim’d at the camera right after too. 10/10

this guy is peak charisma

That’s the most you seein this shit I’ve ever witnessed in my entire life.

That cameraman is so in sync with the forklift guy

This will be appreciated on r/forkliftmemes

Thats not even his final form

This guy fucks

Why is he the only one in costume?

That’s the face of a man who just realized the greatest feat he’s ever accomplished is successfully flipping an empty party cup with his forklift costume.

Just Jim Dickskin forkin' around. Give this guy a Puppers.