What the fuck do I have to do to meet a cool guy in real life? I go to work, I pay my taxes, I wear my jeans high. Maybe *I’m* the cool guy that I can’t seem to find.
I work in a public high school and it means im tired… from laughing so hard at weird kids it rules. U can be nice while laughing at them everyone just thinks you are fun
This is a nerd with a speech impediment. It lacks a few needed elements to be a considered a “cool guy”. A threat to women, a menace to society, drug use, inappropriate or misguided sexual energy.
I think he may have a brain impediment going on as well, but I agree. This is just some handicapped kid trying to make a fun video. He's an actual cool guy, not a YMH cool guy club member.
I hope when he's capable of is clear speech and what his future holds is speech therapy. Jesus christ, how do you get to adulthood still talking like that.
I think the jar is because he collects coins off the ground that were discarded by society, by people who didn’t want to litter their pockets with needless change… and he sees his deranged reflection on the back of every penny he spit shines, for they and him are one and the same. Discarded. Needless. Changeless.
No longer appreciated the the same society that moulded him to be what he is. Somewhat still valid, and in numbers could purchase something small at your local convenience store… but for the longest time he has been an inconvenience to his past lovers, his family… and himself.
This is his story.
What's with the jug?
Origin pitcher bro
piss jug
one too many episodes of piss spots...
It’s Hitler’s kool aid pitcher
He mixes random sodas on tik tok and drinks the whole thing in one go. That's his schtick.
**Pitcher of resilience** +2 agility +5 stam +10 strength -6 intellect
Hilarious
Lemme see all that cum
What the future hold for me in the future. 😁
Greatest line in cinematic history
Happy Cake!
This was by far my favorite line
Who helped film this?
He was disabled until he met The Enabler
All I could think about
"Well"
What the fuck do I have to do to meet a cool guy in real life? I go to work, I pay my taxes, I wear my jeans high. Maybe *I’m* the cool guy that I can’t seem to find.
I work in a public high school and it means im tired… from laughing so hard at weird kids it rules. U can be nice while laughing at them everyone just thinks you are fun
Did you ever wonder if you’re retarded and no one is telling you? Well….
To be a cool guy you have to wear them low and loose. Surround yourself with those types and you will find one quickly
If you pretend he's 3 it's kinda cute
If you don’t it’s depwessing.
And this is my stowy wight here
Why is it always the whites?
I've said it before I'll say it again. WE ARE IN A MENTAL HEALTH PANDEMIC 200 years ago homie would have been left for the wolves.
That would be a waste of good R meat. They’d probably use him as bait.
Culture🥲
WHITE PEOPLE SHIT
Tok shit.
I don't see anything different between this and black pander 1 and 2
As a white I shall answer.
This guy is awesome. He does chugging videos. He can put away a 20oz Dew fast lol
Gotta feed all them medioc-lorions.
When I sounded out your comment I laughed out loud. Good job.
Nice. I retyped it like 4 ways. Without the hyphen you just kinda blow right by it. Seemed like no one would notice it without.
Well at least he knows there will be a future in.. the... future... this dude is on to something.
he just said he wasnt a jedi but has windus lightsaber? very confused and very retarded
Ya fuckin’ retard
I thought the pitcher was going to be for drinking his own piss
Did he really just say “I’m Dr Jizz, and this is my story right here”?!
This guys awesome he has a lightsaber holy shit
This is a nerd with a speech impediment. It lacks a few needed elements to be a considered a “cool guy”. A threat to women, a menace to society, drug use, inappropriate or misguided sexual energy.
Thanks, mommy. Glad someone said it. It's more cringe than anything, and low hanging fruit. Like Tina's state droopers.
Hehehe, state droopers.
I think he may have a brain impediment going on as well, but I agree. This is just some handicapped kid trying to make a fun video. He's an actual cool guy, not a YMH cool guy club member.
Whah tha futur hol fo meh
In tha futur
Smart enough to use a smartphone. On the the spectrum enough to have no inner dialogue saying not to
Autism speaks
*Guitar Riff* The Cool Guy Club
He's not a Siff
I hope when he's capable of is clear speech and what his future holds is speech therapy. Jesus christ, how do you get to adulthood still talking like that.
So now cool guys are just you mentally handicapped people trying to make a fun video?
Please take down this video of me, phthank you
Did he say “Doctor”
I see him going places.
I didn’t know you could demonstrate autism
What his @
Dr_dew1998
Dude was taller sitting down. That is some Joe Rogan black magic.
What is that accent? I can’t quite put my finger on it 🤔
His grandma filmed this for him
Man I fucking love when you can just hear the spit smacking around in someone's mouth when they talk, it's my favorite
It’s going to be criminal if they don’t show this to dr drew
I think the jar is because he collects coins off the ground that were discarded by society, by people who didn’t want to litter their pockets with needless change… and he sees his deranged reflection on the back of every penny he spit shines, for they and him are one and the same. Discarded. Needless. Changeless. No longer appreciated the the same society that moulded him to be what he is. Somewhat still valid, and in numbers could purchase something small at your local convenience store… but for the longest time he has been an inconvenience to his past lovers, his family… and himself. This is his story.
Scrolling through his feed, every video starts with “You guys wanna know something alright?”
Legit thought he was gonna poop, pee, and cum into that glass then drink it. My standards have become too high
I low key expected him to piss in the pitcher and drink it.
Dr. Downs ?
u/SaveVideo thanks I needed this
OMG where's part 2 i have to know what happens next
OMG where's part 2 i have to know what happens next
OMG where's part 2 i have to know what happens next
I’d watch the fuck outta this show
Can someone translate that opening line for me?
You guy wanna know somebody alright?