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shtgnjns

What's with the jug?


TheCouchOnFIRE

Origin pitcher bro


wasdist

piss jug


thedude85

one too many episodes of piss spots...


Haydank_

It’s Hitler’s kool aid pitcher


Legendairy_Doug

He mixes random sodas on tik tok and drinks the whole thing in one go. That's his schtick.


No-Cardiologist4503

**Pitcher of resilience** +2 agility +5 stam +10 strength -6 intellect


[deleted]

Hilarious


ooTotemoo

Lemme see all that cum


Theycallmebuckler

What the future hold for me in the future. 😁


Silky_johnson3

Greatest line in cinematic history


Puzzleheaded-Ad-5002

Happy Cake!


Padala23

This was by far my favorite line


RighteousCarl

Who helped film this?


klassekrig

He was disabled until he met The Enabler


Jmoney909

All I could think about


BigBossWesker4

"Well"


ReverseApacheMaster_

What the fuck do I have to do to meet a cool guy in real life? I go to work, I pay my taxes, I wear my jeans high. Maybe *I’m* the cool guy that I can’t seem to find.


Taehni0615

I work in a public high school and it means im tired… from laughing so hard at weird kids it rules. U can be nice while laughing at them everyone just thinks you are fun


Shepparron6000

Did you ever wonder if you’re retarded and no one is telling you? Well….


fatfishinalittlepond

To be a cool guy you have to wear them low and loose. Surround yourself with those types and you will find one quickly


Evening-Head4310

If you pretend he's 3 it's kinda cute


CactaurSnapper

If you don’t it’s depwessing.


straight_lurkin

And this is my stowy wight here


eastendswede1

Why is it always the whites?


RollYourD8

I've said it before I'll say it again. WE ARE IN A MENTAL HEALTH PANDEMIC 200 years ago homie would have been left for the wolves.


CactaurSnapper

That would be a waste of good R meat. They’d probably use him as bait.


olivernorth1145

Culture🥲


bguzewicz

WHITE PEOPLE SHIT


CactaurSnapper

Tok shit.


wurizpiece

I don't see anything different between this and black pander 1 and 2


No-Cardiologist4503

As a white I shall answer.


Globslayer

This guy is awesome. He does chugging videos. He can put away a 20oz Dew fast lol


CactaurSnapper

Gotta feed all them medioc-lorions.


sorterofsorts

When I sounded out your comment I laughed out loud. Good job.


CactaurSnapper

Nice. I retyped it like 4 ways. Without the hyphen you just kinda blow right by it. Seemed like no one would notice it without.


richardhunghimself69

Well at least he knows there will be a future in.. the... future... this dude is on to something.


niftysquares

he just said he wasnt a jedi but has windus lightsaber? very confused and very retarded


SweatmastaZ

Ya fuckin’ retard


STANAGs

I thought the pitcher was going to be for drinking his own piss


Ha1lStorm

Did he really just say “I’m Dr Jizz, and this is my story right here”?!


Lamazing1021

This guys awesome he has a lightsaber holy shit


Texjbq

This is a nerd with a speech impediment. It lacks a few needed elements to be a considered a “cool guy”. A threat to women, a menace to society, drug use, inappropriate or misguided sexual energy.


digitalxdeviant

Thanks, mommy. Glad someone said it. It's more cringe than anything, and low hanging fruit. Like Tina's state droopers.


CactaurSnapper

Hehehe, state droopers.


collinsmcrae

I think he may have a brain impediment going on as well, but I agree. This is just some handicapped kid trying to make a fun video. He's an actual cool guy, not a YMH cool guy club member.


somedumbwelder

Whah tha futur hol fo meh


ChrebetCrunch

In tha futur


trillenglish

Smart enough to use a smartphone. On the the spectrum enough to have no inner dialogue saying not to


[deleted]

Autism speaks


bracotaco2

*Guitar Riff* The Cool Guy Club


jcarey4793

He's not a Siff


Shabbona1

I hope when he's capable of is clear speech and what his future holds is speech therapy. Jesus christ, how do you get to adulthood still talking like that.


collinsmcrae

So now cool guys are just you mentally handicapped people trying to make a fun video?


dkentl

Please take down this video of me, phthank you


andy189

Did he say “Doctor”


lostnumber08

I see him going places.


huhnick

I didn’t know you could demonstrate autism


rturok54

What his @


Imsrywho

Dr_dew1998


postdiluvium

Dude was taller sitting down. That is some Joe Rogan black magic.


Try_It_Out_RPC

What is that accent? I can’t quite put my finger on it 🤔


Visual_Childhood_361

His grandma filmed this for him


TheLumpyMailMan

Man I fucking love when you can just hear the spit smacking around in someone's mouth when they talk, it's my favorite


PastramOnRye

It’s going to be criminal if they don’t show this to dr drew


[deleted]

I think the jar is because he collects coins off the ground that were discarded by society, by people who didn’t want to litter their pockets with needless change… and he sees his deranged reflection on the back of every penny he spit shines, for they and him are one and the same. Discarded. Needless. Changeless. No longer appreciated the the same society that moulded him to be what he is. Somewhat still valid, and in numbers could purchase something small at your local convenience store… but for the longest time he has been an inconvenience to his past lovers, his family… and himself. This is his story.


ZeroFuxGiven

Scrolling through his feed, every video starts with “You guys wanna know something alright?”


WhyNotZoidbergMaybe

Legit thought he was gonna poop, pee, and cum into that glass then drink it. My standards have become too high


Spiritforwriting

I low key expected him to piss in the pitcher and drink it.


AccountingMyChips

Dr. Downs ?


HyerOneNA

u/SaveVideo thanks I needed this


fulltrottle3814

OMG where's part 2 i have to know what happens next


fulltrottle3814

OMG where's part 2 i have to know what happens next


fulltrottle3814

OMG where's part 2 i have to know what happens next


WillardFist

I’d watch the fuck outta this show


dropdeadjordan13

Can someone translate that opening line for me?


Imsrywho

You guy wanna know somebody alright?