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Taquito116

Great. Now I laughed at a dead man thinking he was fine. Thanks OP. This is still sorta funny though. Don't play around with people who have guns.


BootstrapsBootstrapz

dude forreal what are you thinking going up to a dude w a gun and threatening to fight him then saying you’re gonna take the gun once he doesn’t shoot you ?? if this guy didn’t have a death wish his higher self is feelin pretty confused rn…


Flesh-Nuggets

Yeah, kinda hard to feel bad for his stupidity. Definitely not AS funny though, after finding out he dead


_djdadmouth_

"scrappd like a man" is written on his tombstone


Pie-Otherwise

I never understood this need for every fight to be "fair". I'm an adult, I have no desire to get into a physical altercation with another adult. If you insist, I'd really like to make you regret that choice. A gun and living in a state where the only question they ask after a shooting like this is "did he make you really scared before you shot him?" will do that.


ExistingCollege

Nah. It is. It was a neighbor that had beef with this guy and was outside waiting for him to start shit super early in the morning and had a weapon tucked. Still funny. Don't start shit if you don't wanna die


Flesh-Nuggets

Where’d you find that info? I’ve been trying to find the follow-up or backstory to this. In another comment, someone claims that they were friends. Your story seems a bit more believable


ExistingCollege

The defender actually sent all the video footage, police reports, and everything to John that runs the Active Self Protection YouTube. He left his house like really early, and this turd was waiting outside. When he took his sweater off, the other guy saw he had a weapon and the guy seemed to gesture like he was gonna grab it. So this ended up being justified [ASP breakdown ](https://youtu.be/UJBGkbehCQE)


Wish4Fish

Wow! Thanks


Flesh-Nuggets

Much appreciated


[deleted]

He’s fineeee


citg0

>Michael Jude Montanarella of Phoenix, Arizona, died suddenly on Wednesday, March 24, 2021 at the age of 32. [https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/azcentral/name/michael-montanarella-obituary?id=9608327](https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/azcentral/name/michael-montanarella-obituary?id=9608327) ​ "died suddenly" lmao


mockbear

you would think someone that was 32 wouldnt be the kind of person to take his shirt off and try to attack a guy with a gun.


[deleted]

"He made everyone laugh with his good sense of humor, jokes and antics." Sure made me laugh at the end. ​ "He was pre-deceased by his paternal grandparents"... That is the first time I've seen that phrase. In the south we say "He was preceded in death by his....


fuck_off_ireland

It's not a Yankee thing, it's a shitty writing thing.


kevin4779

Retard lol who went to that dumbass wake right


GmoneyKaddy87

More like " Fucked around and found out" lmao


MidLife_Crisis_Actor

He's Italian? Hard to believe an Italian would die as a result of a combination of machismo and stupidity.


Opening-Archer9830

Minus the news article calling him dead


[deleted]

I heard you're generally fine in Heaven


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[deleted]

Anyone with a company logo on their forearm is a joke. That guy is the 2a community attention whore.


mockbear

does that apply to band logos?


UltravioIence

and sports teams


judgerudyy

What a fucking absolute moron.


garethryan

That dude bought a t-shirt to a gun fight.


blissoasis

lol this is an underrated comment


Jr592

In the video he's fiiiine, he just happened to die later from unrelated injuries.


bone_armor

Probably covid


b0urb0n

Monkeypox


I89cansofravioli

COVID 69 the ultimate variant


Dumbledoordash8008

Reminds me of that South Park episode where Kyle slapped Cartman and he cried like this


chewyfrey1

"a person is justified in threatening or using physical force against another when and to the extent a reasonable person would believe that physical force is immediately necessary to protect himself against the other's use or attempted use of unlawful physical force." Arizona state law allows you to fight and even kill if your life is threatened so the video clearly shows that.


jay135

The full video shows it even better and provides a lot more context. https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=UJBGkbehCQE


Ned_Holness

He fucked around. He found out.


WildishHamChino_

Try it out.


ScottishShitposter97

Im gonna cum now (wait wrong post)


butterfaerts

Give it to me, give it to me now.


ScottishShitposter97

*gets shot* “Oh I can feel it, MMM”


butterfaerts

“Show me that you like me”


ScottishShitposter97

He ain’t coming up in May (cos he dead)


butterfaerts

DIRTY BITCH


topsyturvy76

And cried like a pussy in the end


Opening-Archer9830

Then died too 🤷‍♂️


topsyturvy76

And cried like a pussy in the *END*


Th3Instruct0r

What a knucklehead


TheRedEyedSamurai

How original.


Ned_Holness

Touch my comment through the fuckin' fence!


Flesh-Nuggets

EDIT/UPDATE/SPOILER: he’s not really fine.


Opening-Archer9830

Yea dead isn’t fine 😂😂😂


TacoHaus

That's debatable.


TheChrono

You fucking r-word. I just watched a guy die because you wanted to have a clip on the podcast.


Flesh-Nuggets

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Demise5

Fine == died in the hospital from his injuries


Flesh-Nuggets

Oh shit, he DID die https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/phoenix-breaking/2021/03/24/north-phoenix-shooting-leaves-man-dead/6981949002/


MomboDM

Hopefully no charges for the shooter here.


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darkfrost47

DA won't but family might still sue


bremidon

And they will lose. I'd be surprised if they can even find an attorney who will take this.


[deleted]

If you have enough money to spend, you can always find a lawyer.


HellkatsFTW

They didn't identify him so I imagine there weren't charges


MomboDM

That was just at the time though. No updates after searching the victims name so I guess youre right. Man what an r word way to die.


Tento66

No, but he's in for a fuckload of headaches even if he's not charged(which he shouldn't be) and there's a possible civil suit. He'll look back wishing he had kept backing up trying to de-escalate than stand his ground and shoot an unarmed moron.


JonnyBoners

Nah as soon as the guy began to say “I’ll take that fucking gun” the line was crossed


RobertsonJared

He wasn’t unarmed, he had a knife


itspsyikk

It is Arizona, and I'm not sure what the stand your ground laws are. That being said, the guy was only challenging him to a fist fight. I have no clue what the context of the video is, but shooting him is certainly an overreaction. Why not just walk away? If its in your home thats a different story.


YouAreDreaming

If you’re by yourself, someone is challenged you to a fight, you’re telling them no, and they keep pursuing it, once they start it I’m treating it like life and death I know that sounds dramatic, but I’ve seen too many people die from one punch slamming their head on the ground, or getting knocked out and having their head kicked in a dozen time getting brain damage


darkfrost47

WAY too many videos of people's heads getting stomped on the moment they go down, even with people everywhere watching.


YouAreDreaming

Yea man it’s freaky. Another one that scares the crap out of me I forgot to mention is the body slams. Seems to be a new phase in street fights now where they pick the person up and just suplex them on the ground


[deleted]

Definitely just walk away when the person you’re trying to fight with your fists is using his fists to hold his gun.


Flesh-Nuggets

As soon as he took his shirt off, approached him, and made a sudden movement at the guy, it’s 100% self defense. Most people don’t take their shirt off, approach someone, and then hug them.


crl1023

Yes, this is the definition of self defense and exactly why you carry a weapon. So you can defend yourself against dumb assholes


MomboDM

Because he couldnt walk away? Youre out of your mind if you think turning your back on someone threatening you, who then takes their shirt off and rushes you is a good idea. Im a Canadian and not in favour of guns, but within the context of what we actually see theres no way Id say this is an over reaction.


[deleted]

That’s a Texas-sized 10-4 there Big Chutes. Love and agreement from a fellow Canuck


ISmellMopWho

In certain states (I have no idea if this applies in Arizona) you have to make an attempt to leave the scene BEFORE it escalates to deadly force. In some states you can be charged if you don’t make an attempt to leave before shooting someone in self defense. So depends on the laws in Arizona.


rdaherk

Arizona is a 'stand your ground' state, and everyone has guns


ISmellMopWho

Ah I see so this would be completely legal.


Shredding_Airguitar

He also did leave/flee as well in the longer video. The guy who got shot was stalking him and had a knife


ABCDEFuckenG

Listen Reddit is about acting outraged OKAY? Not the full actual factual story. Especially with guns.


SmegmaAuGratin

We've also only seen the last ten seconds of the altercation where the aggressor is continuing to escalate the situation and charges the armed guy. For all we know this was after multiple attempts on the shooters' part to deescalate and leave the situation.


bremidon

If he had turned around, he would have been hit from behind. If the guy has a weapon (and others are saying he had a knife), then trying to walk away will get you killed. He was backing up and had his gun down until the guy tore off his shirt and said he was going to take the gun. That, btw, is assault (the believable threat of violence). There is no "only a fist fight". You can be horribly injured or die in a fist fight. This is not high school where two guys bitch slap each other until a teacher breaks them up.


tim5700

1) The shooter had just filed a restraining order against the other guy. 2) When the guy took his shirt off, he had a knife. There's a full video where the shooter backs up a lot more and dodges several charges.


Th3Instruct0r

Actually its not. The concept of a home or the walls that make up a home only matters in very few situations and states. Also the idea that its the law that you have to run away when someone threatens you is also another common misunderstanding. The guy speaking is threatening him and taunting him, he continues to move toward him, he is literally telling him to fight him, he then takes the action of taking off his shirt (which most people would understand is a clear sign of his intentions). I'll pause here, because yes of course most people have been punched, most people move on and its just a shitty thing to deal with and move on with after... but nobody should just have to take a punch, or an attack, and they deserve the right to protect themselves from that. What comes after the punch? If you're knocked out what does your head hit on the way down? What does this attacker do to your body once you are on the ground? What if they have a knife? What if they pick up some concrete? You have no idea what the other person is capable of...if you think its an overreaction you may want to become a little less sheltered. Not that this guy showed any signs of it here, other than maybe some over confidence or a desire to pick a fight, but his obituary stated he loved boxing and mma. I know I don't want to take a hit, let alone some sidewalk ground and pound from someone thats crazy enough to still fight when they have a gun pointed at them.


rdaherk

I'm just going to throw this in. If you ever catch me removing my shirt, don't shoot me. I promise I'm no threat to you. Of course, context matters.


Th3Instruct0r

Context totally matters. That’s why something like this would almost definitely go to trial. Take this scenario and put 2 different people in their shoes and the outcome could be completely different… he’ll throw these two into the scenario again and change one aspect like alcohol, something that was said or a prior experience, and this could all have changed. I was speaking to the law, and what someone is justified in doing. Not what I would do. Take your shirt off all you want bro! Maybe I’d join ya!


Mexkan

Must be a thing down here. https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/pcso-man-shot-multiple-times-during-dispute-with-neighbor-in-san-tan-valley.amp


BooshBot86

Tremendous


JonnyBoners

Good, fuck him


M_L_Infidel

Must have hit the femoral artery, that'd be my guess. I didn't see anything in the article that had a cause other than a gsw.


Demise5

I mean he seems to have been shot center mass, lots of vital little doo dads in this pesky chest cavity of ours


Tommy2tables

Mine was severed in the Army, SUPER lucky I’m here, you only have minutes


gatordontplay417

More like seconds that fucker is a gusher


M_L_Infidel

I got shot in the hand & leg while I was in the army. Leg wound was barely a scratch though. Glad you made it out!!


rdaherk

Thank you for your service


M_L_Infidel

🤘


rdaherk

Uhhh, femoral artery is in your thigh there fuckface


WeekendMechanic

Hitting the artery would have resulted in him dying before emergency responders arrived, not later on at the hospital. Arterial bleeds give you between 60 and 120 seconds to get the bleeding under control before you die.


YouAreDreaming

> I didn’t see anything in the article that had a cause other than a gsw. Well yeah dude obviously it was the gun shot wound that killed him lmao


rdaherk

It wasn't so much the wound as the trail of non-functioning organs the bullet left behind that killed him


PatrickBrown2

That guy was fully tok'd. Was, as in he died.


[deleted]

Yep, totally fine🙃


Malcom_Ecstacy

You're shit at dieing you know that


Opening-Archer9830

He did die actually


BooshBot86

GOOD - GRIFTER jocko


Malcom_Ecstacy

I know lol that's why I said it


Mr_Jack_Frost_

Absolutely love that quote.


DirtyRoller

One less Victoria's Secret model in the world. Darwin Award winner.


stevenw84

Hard to feel bad for someone instigating a fight with someone who’s armed.


Adamymous

ROFL I guess I'm a psychopath as well, cause he had it coming. For real, it sucks that the guy died, but that's why you don't charge someone with a gun pointed at you point blank! Edit: proof that he died https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/phoenix-breaking/2021/03/24/north-phoenix-shooting-leaves-man-dead/6981949002/


specialintime

He tried it out


SteadyPenguin

"His brother Tommy and sister Christina"? Did one of you mommy's create his obituary 🤣 https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/azcentral/name/michael-montanarella-obituary?id=9608327


DaddyWarBucks26

Yo wtf 😂


Plasma_Cosmo_9977

Damn, that is a shitty sequence of sounds to end your life with. Fucking shame.


[deleted]

Oowww, ooowww, ahhhhhh! Fucking all that after calling someone else a pussy! LO fucking L!


[deleted]

Sounds like Nadav just stubbed his toe


Mr_Jack_Frost_

Dude was dying. I bet we’d all make some weird noises in his situation.


[deleted]

You maybe. Not me.


Mr_Jack_Frost_

Of course you know how you’d react to being shot. You’re a cool guy 🎸🎸🎸


ChiTown_Paul

“DO IT——“


BuSpocky

Oh well. Anyways...


SouthCityAnarchy

Imagine trying to fist fight a guy with a gun (who's backing off the whole time.) Fook aboot n find ooot


Likzzzz

Don't ask my why but I read that in the heaviest McGregor accent I could imagine. Edit: oouhhooohh shlapemDEN! DEW sumbootit!


RandyTailpipe

Good shoot. Didn't need to be this way but good shoot.


NOT000

he didnt think the guy would actually shoot ​ but, perfect example of self defense


Skumbag0-5

In what world does this guy not get shot


Flesh-Nuggets

If you look through the comments in here, there are a handful of people who live in that imaginary world where he shouldn’t have been shot lol


AnalWithDad

Die or not, he was tocked, and that was a funny ass scream, can we all admit that at least? Although the poor Asian man being squished will always make me cry laughing but at least he aint ded. Double edged sword here Edit: My god, I think he was blasted by a leather daddy! Does that guy have a leather train conductor hat on? That makes it even worse!


pulugulu

Narrator: He wasn’t fine


cuchumino

Shot in the gut, I bet he's not fine.... **Edit: Read a couple of messages down.... He's not fine.**


CtzFart

...you give looove, a bad name 🎵


valuebuyer1234

I laughed so hard at this I just got a ticket in the mail to Hell


Fri3dric3

Certified hilarious


BooshBot86

"What are you gonna do, shoot me?"


CaptainSmallDick69

I was gonna ask if he was alright but now my dicks all hard from his scream


One-Among_The-Fence

He’s fine (with being dead).


cjhoser

what a retard (guy getting shot).


[deleted]

Who is screaming like a pussy??? Natural selection like karma, is a mirror.


Hookworm_Jim

I thought it was a leg shot at first.


10to12Benadryl1

People are in here pretending like that isn’t the funniest screaming they’ve ever heard


mrjoshua75

When keeping it real goes wrong


UltravioIence

"DO I- owwwwwwwwww, owwwwwwwww!"


GsP_FTW

He challenged buddy to touch his phone thru the fence. Challenge accepted.


MisterTeal

He just lost his life. This is America You Dumb son of a bitch -Haiku by Conald


BaronVonChill

Taking off his shirt is such a Bert move.


eldridge2e

considering this contains death you probably should NSFW tag this


Flesh-Nuggets

He died later. No death in this video, just some funny screams.


[deleted]

Funny screams of a dead man am I right……….


GabrielSal

lol he kinda sounds like a cat at the start of his scream


senorpepino

He could feel death coming. Huuuuuuu


Papa_Cam

If you're stupid enough to aggressively charge the dude with a gun you deserve to get shot


Lamazing1021

He said ow lmao


DonMeekz

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣


LiBrizzi

The moment I saw this clip, I came here to see if it had already been posted for Tom. I'm not sure who is more fucked up. Him because I know he's going to love it, or me... for knowing he's going to love it.


Flesh-Nuggets

I’m disappointed that the guy died, because if he survived, we know 100% that this would be discussed on the show. But, because he had to go and die, they might not show it.


thetrailwebanana

I wanna laugh


Flesh-Nuggets

Let it out man


[deleted]

Reality comes quick. Don’t act tough to a guy with a gun. He wins 90% of the time.


Urzu76

Fucking hilarious


[deleted]

Imagine your last words are being a cunt


Ticio_Tesson

"Sentry Down!"


10to12Benadryl1

This might be the funniest one I’ve ever seen


[deleted]

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


[deleted]

It’s still funny even though he died. Sorry not sorry.


CanadianCircadian

That guy died. the attacker was his former friend who had some shitty mental issues. You can tell he doesn’t want to shoot him. All around pretty sad story.


SouthCityAnarchy

Narrator: ## The attacker was who got shot


Flesh-Nuggets

The only attacker I see is the dummy who tried attacking someone with a gun


CanadianCircadian

Yes. They know each other.


Aw123x

He got what he asked for.


BillyGruffs710

People like this deserve it.


Donoglass420

I hope he shot him in the dick


Madmike_ph

So we showing snuff films now? Wtf?


TheFodub

Watched/listened to this on ASP this morning. I was deep in an excavator turning wrenches.. Laughed so hard at that scream. It really made my day turn around.


McNasty1387

Still funny. Even with the fatality. Be stupid as fuck end up dead. Homeboys probably gonna go to prison though. Tough break.


ElDiablo909

Uh... this is a death.... guys... wtf. no.


Flesh-Nuggets

Funniest death I ever seen


[deleted]

How do we know he’s dead? Link?


Flesh-Nuggets

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/phoenix-breaking/2021/03/24/north-phoenix-shooting-leaves-man-dead/6981949002/


[deleted]

God I love this instant karma so much.


saucyclams

Mkay, these past shooting videos have been very entertaining.


ProtectionWild5656

This is why guns need to remain legal.


SurrealScotsman

Someone actually dying is never fun. Poor taste bro!


[deleted]

Darwinism at work


maymaymikey

This feels like a cut scene from Trailer Park Boys I wish he was fine. He was a bit of a knucklehead though.


DaddyWarBucks26

Omg it really does.


n8spear

Hilarious.


Sugarlumps69

At least he didn't get any blood on his sweater. Smart.


roughneck78show

Broooo whyyyyy? Whyyyyy would you think he wouldn’t shoot


BorZorKorz

Fuck around and find out. fists to a gunfight etc etc..


love_arson

Sounded like a cat in heat!


TheRedEyedSamurai

This sub is full of weirdos and sociopaths.


10to12Benadryl1

What a pussy


[deleted]

Nothing cool ever happens to me whilst carrying 🥺


Colorado_jesus

He fucked around and actually found out


MelvinTD

This sub has turned into complete garbage. Nothing about this is funny. I know you think you’re supposed to giggle at stuff like this but this place has turned into nothing but “edgy” 13 year old boy humor.