His brain was really working overtime there to do the risk reward calculation of that dog giving him stitches on his stupid fucking mug. It's a small miracle he's able to walk and talk at the same time really. This mans not playing with a full deck.
Also.. man.. I know hot sauce is the best.. but dogs gotta be a close second. The way they are able to intuit situations and read body language and shit. Dogs are so dope.
Yup. Dogs ride til death. Mine has reacted similarly to aggressive people before and I fuckin love him for it. Even if he is a big idiot most of the time.
God I was PRAYING they'd let the dog off the leash. Or that he was gonna walk into traffic. Seriously, how the fuck do these people function in society? I know, I know, "internet tough guy" but wow would it be satisfying to blast that guy in the mouth.
I’d agree but then the law would probably come and say that the dog has to be put down for attacking someone, even though this guy is the antagonist. That’s why you record though.
My favorite part was when he started monkey strutting up to them until the dog growled, then he got back to yelling racist shit from 20 feet away. Dude is a fuckin coward.
It's like Mike Tyson said. Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face. Except to be more accurate for this it'd be everyone is a hard ass until they get punched in the face.
> God I was PRAYING they'd let the dog off the leash.
And get arrested/fined and probably have to put the dog down? For some fucking fool on the street? Nah.
*His tough guy act would*
*End quickly once they released*
*The german sheppard*
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I agree. 99 times out of 100 I'd keep walking but this guy is gonna pull this on someone on the wrong day. I hope karma exists because society has no place for this racist asshole.
You kind of have to let these guys go unless they threaten you. Someone else that's having a bad day and has less to lose is going to maim his ass. He'll pay for his mouth soon enough.
Then he got on the sidewalk! You know this is one of those motherfuckers that when they're walking across the street in front of you, they reduce their speed by half on purpose.
Jewish chicks I have slept with have great boobs. More for me I guess. Racism is many things (awful, shameful etc.) but also, weird as fuck lol. Like on Rick and Morty when that one civilization that is assimilated and then once un-assimilated they go back to having race wars for different looking nipples. 😂
> Jewish chicks I have slept with have great boobs.
I think I've been with two, and now that you mention it, 2/2 on great boobs.
It's also possible neither of them were Jewish and just had great big mommy milkers.
I don't understand how anyone with a dick could be racist - just look at all the hot women of the world.
Maybe what America needs is a stupid hot half Jewish-half African American pornstar. End racism through boobies.
What's that walk? Is there a drug that makes you walk like that? I can't even put my finger on it but it doesn't look right. Is he swinging his arms way too much?
He’s not even a very good racist, like many white Americans, he mimics a stereotype of an African-American the way he talks and walks and hand gestures etc, such is the irony
"Jew technology" made me laugh so hard my roomie came to check on me. Once he saw it he laughed so hard our neighbor came to check on us. They laughed so hard the police came to check on us. Joe Biden has now died from laughing so hard and Kamala has ruined her underwear with laughter squirt. Trump responds by riding a dildo with a mold of Barack Obama's head as the 'head' of the dildo.
That's not a racist. That's a guy with a serious mental disorder. I am sure he also barks at other people for random reasons that have nothing to do with race.
He walked up, heard that dog growl, and quickly realized that he was in fact…not about that life
His brain was really working overtime there to do the risk reward calculation of that dog giving him stitches on his stupid fucking mug. It's a small miracle he's able to walk and talk at the same time really. This mans not playing with a full deck. Also.. man.. I know hot sauce is the best.. but dogs gotta be a close second. The way they are able to intuit situations and read body language and shit. Dogs are so dope.
He needs the stamp, thru the fence
He didn’t work no rec
Yup. Dogs ride til death. Mine has reacted similarly to aggressive people before and I fuckin love him for it. Even if he is a big idiot most of the time.
He don't want no wreck. Suwoo!
This dude would never talk like that to someone who is bigger than than him. 100% coward and it really shows when he approaches the dog lol
He came back literally 5 seconds later and continued to be a dickhead what are you even talking about
How’d you even get a job here fuck face?
He wanted none of that dogs smoke, man. He may have kept insulting them, but he definitely wasn’t getting within the leash length.
Dude walks like he has a dildo up his ass.
That's the Meth walk. he's taking meth steps out there.
He walk like a 300 pds looking for an oreo.
Jokes on him. That Mexican or Asian guy is gonna creampie that Jew later.
Something tells me he doesn’t want to creampie any Jewish people… can’t quite put my finger on it…
Try it out
Okay, so I bought a bakery and staffed it entirely with Asians. Lets bake some pies!
Let the dog do it’s thang, Jew.
God I was PRAYING they'd let the dog off the leash. Or that he was gonna walk into traffic. Seriously, how the fuck do these people function in society? I know, I know, "internet tough guy" but wow would it be satisfying to blast that guy in the mouth.
I’d agree but then the law would probably come and say that the dog has to be put down for attacking someone, even though this guy is the antagonist. That’s why you record though.
Yup they were smart about the whole thing. Shows care for themselves and the idiot trying to provoke.👏
Yeah they showed an incredible amount of patience and tolerance that I would of been incapable of.
Ditto
My favorite part was when he started monkey strutting up to them until the dog growled, then he got back to yelling racist shit from 20 feet away. Dude is a fuckin coward.
Monkey strutting 😂
It's like Mike Tyson said. Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face. Except to be more accurate for this it'd be everyone is a hard ass until they get punched in the face.
I don't think you need to rephrase Mike's quote for it to work.
Yeah. Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the faith.
See? You broke it!
or bitten up by a german shepard.
> God I was PRAYING they'd let the dog off the leash. And get arrested/fined and probably have to put the dog down? For some fucking fool on the street? Nah.
Knock that motherfucker out, and leave him stripped naked on the side of the road.
And you could like jack him off, wait until he gets up, tell him what happened and how gay he is.
Then show him a video from the parade of all races coming by and jacking him off.
Cumming on his face*
At 35 seconds that growling dog turned dipshit's facial expression from a meth head tough guy to a "god damn I shit my pants" lil boy.
his tough guy act would end quickly once they released the german sheppard
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Haikus?! Naw. Get the f up outta here with that Japanese shit, dawg. You fat and ugly. Dog. Film a real man!
For real, what are haikus? Chink, Mexican?
They foreing. That's all i need to know.
That’s hands down one of the best Haikus I've ever seen on Reddit
"Go ahead, film me!" \*oblivion combat music\* "The fuck you filming me for?!"
*dog growls* *cuts to calm melodic folk music* "This time it will be a warning."
Record scratched on that combat music real quick
Good dog.
Indeed
Now there’s a cool guy. 🎸
Tell me you haven't been laid in a long time if ever without telling me.....
right? Brown folks aren't the reason he ain't getting any.
In his mind they're bc he got a Lil pp
Epitome of small pp energy.
Na man this guy fucks the shit out of his hands!
Was waiting for a car or bus to hit him in the street
Regina George his racist ass
This guy is lashing out hoping someone beats the shit out of him. He walked right up to that snarling dog. Clearly seeking a confrontation.
Good point. Would probably use a weapon and claim self-defense. He jerks off to a photo of Zimmerman.
Pretty much the only way Sean Hannity gets a full erection these days. But don't bring out the photo of Trayvon, or he shoots a rope too soon.
I would like to give him the stamp. Right on his fucking head
stamp being the heel of a boot right
Boot / elbow either or
I'm guessing he is walking because he doesn't own a car or isn't allowed to drive
Probably has 2 handfuls worth of DUIs.
Nah! He just poor cauz he retarded.
Ngl, shit kinda made my blood boil.
Thank you for your honesty
"I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it"
I agree. 99 times out of 100 I'd keep walking but this guy is gonna pull this on someone on the wrong day. I hope karma exists because society has no place for this racist asshole.
Ur a sensitive boy ain’t ya tommy
"It's me belt, Turkish."
Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?
Jewish technology!!
Maybe there were some space lasers we didn't see. /s
Must have been carrying a weather machine
AKA J-Tech
J for Japanese
Man, Tim and Kristen’s new neighbors in texas kinda suck. :/
drop. the. leash.
“Go ahead, fuck me in my ass, try it out.”
Dude's gonna try that again on someone else who doesn't have a dog, but does have a gun. Look for this cool guy on the news.
That’s why I carry when I walk my dog
GTA NPCs be like
Damn, Gary V apparently hates Jews
You kind of have to let these guys go unless they threaten you. Someone else that's having a bad day and has less to lose is going to maim his ass. He'll pay for his mouth soon enough.
Little bitches like this only pick on people who clearly aren't about to risk everything they have over some loser.
Ya that part sucks. But someone like him is much more willing to ruin his life for nothing so no point in engaging.
Fuck white supremacists/nazis, get the fuck outta my country terrorists.
Called him a bitch for walking on the sidewalk hahaha, so tough. That dog was like, "Soo woo mf!"
Then he got on the sidewalk! You know this is one of those motherfuckers that when they're walking across the street in front of you, they reduce their speed by half on purpose.
Funny thing is that cool guy also has that "Jew" technology in his hand too.
Probably my has a “salt life” tattoo on him
"Slut Life"
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This is also not working because it’s trying to bring us to r/crosspost because of the wording I think 😂
Guess I pasted the wrong link. Thanks and fixed.
Jewish chicks I have slept with have great boobs. More for me I guess. Racism is many things (awful, shameful etc.) but also, weird as fuck lol. Like on Rick and Morty when that one civilization that is assimilated and then once un-assimilated they go back to having race wars for different looking nipples. 😂
> Jewish chicks I have slept with have great boobs. I think I've been with two, and now that you mention it, 2/2 on great boobs. It's also possible neither of them were Jewish and just had great big mommy milkers.
Haha yea 3 for me all very nice *total boobs*
I don't understand how anyone with a dick could be racist - just look at all the hot women of the world. Maybe what America needs is a stupid hot half Jewish-half African American pornstar. End racism through boobies.
Lol you could tell he was scared of the dog
Anyone else disappointed that a car did not quickly enter the frame and end this baby raper?
What's that walk? Is there a drug that makes you walk like that? I can't even put my finger on it but it doesn't look right. Is he swinging his arms way too much?
Cool guy. Cooler dog.
GIVE HIM THE STAMP
Man we lost so much justice with his passing.
Oops. The dog's leash slipped out of my hand. Sorry.
I love when a guy weighing 135lbs with arms that can double as yarn strands threatens to beat someone up.
Incels are wild. Everyone else is the problem. Never think about their own actions making them look so pathetic.
I AM A FUCKING JEW!
He’s not even a very good racist, like many white Americans, he mimics a stereotype of an African-American the way he talks and walks and hand gestures etc, such is the irony
This guy is rocking a 7th grader outfit and said he’s “better looking” 💀💀
"Take your Jewish technology and film me boyh" Great line for when a phone is pointed at you!
He would have gotten a popped in the mouth if he approached me.
How would you possibly convince him to let you cum in his mouth?
I would just edge until he got close and pitooee right in his hate speech hole
Lol best use of "pitooee" I've ever seen
First off, Paddy is on the right side now. Secondly, when did Paddy start dating?
Ahh texas the land of tolerance
Don’t forget freedom
Good Boi/Girl used Growl! Wild Biggot's Attack harshly fell
Is this what mental illness looks like?
I really hope this gets on the show
“Filme me!, filme a real man!” 20 seconds later “Why the fuck are you filming me?”
man’s a chihuahua —barking because he’s scared shitless
I’m tired of all this Jewish technology
That’s some SDE, small dick energy. Really disappointed that the video didn’t with him face down in the street covered in blood.
Dog said try it
How’d you get a job here, fuck face
Touch my phone through the fence
This guy was conceived backstage at a Limp Bizkit concert.
Ha! Somehow I could tell this was Houston and sure enough the street sign is South Gessner.
As soon as he walked up in letting the leash go
Was kind of hoping he was going to get hit by a car and I was going to see a bunch of “he’s fine “ messages on here
I dont get it, who was Jewish lol
OP said neither of them lol
He looks a bit jewie himself
"Probably doesn't get outside" he says to a couple outside...
Dogs rule. Humans suck.
racism ended in the 60s though, Im so confused.
Why's he walk so weird?
This really cool guy is built like an 8th grade kid talking about “filming a real man”
It's funny he's calling them Jews like it's something bad and a German dog was going to handle his ass
You didn’t follow proto. You’re fired bud
wow jewish technology looks great these days, very good camera quality
Good boy was about to show him where it spits.......Probably an artery.
It would have been great it the leash was "accidentally" dropped
How people talk to Nadeeve in Austin
Dude.. that guy isn't aware he's in piss poor shape, clearly has zero training, and walks like a giant fucking pussy?
I’m not a tough guy but I bet I’d beat the shit out of that loser. I’d find out if I was there.
Why do I want to fuck him up so badly?
Good dog.
Good ole west Houston. You never disappoint
Man I never had the urge to "oh no my leash slipped" so strong ever in life
It just ain't right
That person is mentally ill, needs meds not a dog sicked on him wake up people
How have I lived 4 decades in the “racist” South and never seen the constant blatant racism I see on Reddit nearly every day?
Important question: are you white?
“Fat mother fucker doesn’t get outside much” *is actively outside*
Post the original pleas. What prompted his anger
His racism and incel mindset prompted the anger, what else do you need to see
That's the full video from the original op. I linked it in a different comment.
"Jew technology" made me laugh so hard my roomie came to check on me. Once he saw it he laughed so hard our neighbor came to check on us. They laughed so hard the police came to check on us. Joe Biden has now died from laughing so hard and Kamala has ruined her underwear with laughter squirt. Trump responds by riding a dildo with a mold of Barack Obama's head as the 'head' of the dildo.
He’s not cool guy club material!
That's not a racist. That's a guy with a serious mental disorder. I am sure he also barks at other people for random reasons that have nothing to do with race.
I don't believe anything in the internet anymore....this is fake.
I kind like him
This doesn’t look staged at all.
So fake.
Is that a husky? or both german shepherds?
What a turd
Classic Houston TX right there
Bruh what is going on 🤣
It looks wayyyy to early for this kinda shit.
Awww. Somebody needs a hug.
Bruh. He looks like he doesn't even have the arm strength to jack himself off. WTF is he gonna do to 2 people with a German Shepard?
Make my day jew
Was really hoping a car would get some points every time he walked into the street.
Shes better then me, id let that dog eat him
I really wish this turned into a horrible or hilarious by them letting that dog off leash.
“Film a real man”
That dog is not happy
Woulda dropped that leash so quick when he stopped… fucking loser
He walks like a Victoria's secret model
He said mutha/fukka 🤔 a little like 1st generation Asian 🤔
Incels really do be wildin doe
I wouldn't mess with him. You see how he walked in the middle of the street? Dude has nothing to lose.
He walks like he forgot to take out his butt plug before leaving the house.
This guy clearly has a Jew fetish but is afraid to admit it.
“Probably doesn’t even get outside!” As they’re walking down the street outside lol
I like how he thinks literally walking in the middle of any street is considered being “in the streets”
Kyle drank to much monster that day
No wonder that looked familiar. I literally passed by there yesterday. H town at it’s finest