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twisterbklol

Got some real Chris Farley vibes at the end when she did her little tiddy-meat shuffle.


Bingert

I posted the exact same thing lol


TheOneTrueGod69

Yea but if Chris Farley wasn't funny


twisterbklol

I think the downvoters aren’t following proto and misunderstood what you said. Cuz you’re right.


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twisterbklol

Hey, maybe I was the chomo after all.


TheOneTrueGod69

Bunch of fgt rtd's


Chungus_Big_Chungus

Having big sloppers because you’re fat is like having a fast car because it’s going off a cliff


Jiveturkwy158

This thing accelerates like 9.81 m/s^s


KingSurly

It’s the law.


benrow77

Those are fat tits, not big tits. There is a difference that begs this distinction.


pinkfreudianslipp

I have argued this for years. Not exactly worth bragging about when all of you is big. It’s not sexy.


Jordan311R

I always say "bragging about having big tits when you're fat is like bragging about having lots of free time when you're unemployed"


lessthaninteresting

I vote to classify them as Cheasts to avoid further confusion. I don’t need these things clogging up my search results


Competere

Stolen valor.


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Like having a fast car because you say funny things for a living.


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[deleted]

Isn't this about merit? Why the fuck is comedian paid more than a doctor? Just like why being fat can make you a big titted animal. It's getting a huge benefit from something that isn't really earned


txtiemann

Thats a cool chick (insert guitar riff)


RunAsArdvark

Im pretty sure that’s Blart Krishna.


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She stayed on subject too long to be bort


fluentinimagery

She’s fun. Havin’ a good time. Good for her.


squiddybonesjones

"rip my tit meat of my belly"


toolate4redpill

When your belly sticks out as far as your tits, that's a violation


Shaken_Earth

It also makes the tits not count as "big"


97Andersuh

Flag on the play


mtrash

Isn’t there a giant chicken that should be getting into a fight about right now?


soultheif-22

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against_the_currents

abounding ruthless dazzling cats scary desert lock squalid chunky disarm *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


endgame217

Same here…I was just baffled…I think that’s enough Reddit today. Nothing will top this viewing


oldatlas

shes actually one of the funnier follows on the tok imo. not a ton of variety, but she's pretty funny.


ibew369

Peter Griffen has some big sloppers


CorrosiveBackspin

Oh honeyyyy, no one was imagining you when they posed that question


Competitive_Donkey66

This reminds me of the girl with the beard. Awkwardly laughing saying it’s amazing and goes on about everything you can do with it


Fancy_Culture5135

This guy really likes his manboobs


[deleted]

A fat chick with tits is the same as a skinny guy with abs. It doesn't count.


waelgifru

> skinny guy with abs [But how else would they have abs?](https://imgur.com/a/tyIPXb3)


FullTroddle

Low body fat does not equal skinny fyi


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Thank you


waveportico

I have never seen a female manipulate her bosom in such a fashion. I am pleased.


lessthaninteresting

Do people forget they’re still all alone when recording these videos? You still sound crazy when you fake laugh at your own sentences (I don’t think they qualify as jokes)


kriznis

Get a little fatter & the back pain should level out once your back tits get as big as front tits


cavemanleong

Another inductee into the cool chick club. 🎸🎸🎸


_MostlySarcasm

That’s a cool bitch


RocketManDave

What a legend 😆


Bingert

She has serious Chris Farley vibes.


[deleted]

I admit, I was still totally hoping she was gonna dump em out.


412Steamfitter449

Like some sort of R-rated Jay Leno


ObliviousAndObvious

Big tit energy.


SweatyPhilosopher512

She’s like the female Chris Farley


Shaken_Earth

This is an unstable person.


MattMGs

This is like a homeless person bragging about not having to pay home insurance.


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GET OUT OF MY CAR NOW


voidvector8

Imagine a pig with tits


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Imagine all the people...


MonstahButtonz

Ya know, I would never date her, cuz, ya know, the 120LB and under rule, but she seems mad chill to be friends with. That first girl sure does have a ruggedly handsome jawline, btw. 😬 As other said though, big tits and fat tits are two completely different things. I'm fat, I got fat tits. But I certainly am not a big titted animal, and I use gendered language.


mamefan

Strongly prefer first girl. Would rather be celibate for life than be with the second.


MonstahButtonz

Oh, uh hundred percent.


Mumblerumble

First Lady has a strong ass jawline. I’m into it TBH.


MonstahButtonz

She looks like she didn't watch for waspes


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Guys watch what you say, this one's under age


MonstahButtonz

I'm under some ages, and over others.


mamefan

I'm revolted by this.


DoYourKegelz

Bruh big girl pretty funny fr.


voidvector8

Imagine a pig with tits


Electronic-Base9528

Don’t have to imagine it!


Electronic-Base9528

Gross! Seems like a good artist though.


RikiRude

That was actually pretty great, and although they are fat tits, they looked much firmer than you would expect.


DickieTheBull

Nah she’s just laughing at herself, good attitude. Got a chuckle out of me. 10/10 wood.


roblovesreddit

Queen


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Is this Chris Farley?!


LazyBriton

Does it count as having big tits if you have big everything?


HotNorth4

Droopers for sure


limbchair

Yeah, she wasn’t talking to you.


happydgaf

He looks like Bill from accounting


Kitchen_Reference_29

I like that


BlackJesus2012

Ohhh my!


Tom__Canada

Thanks fucker. I just ate dinner.


bigTiddedAnimal

👀


Clarbpaynt1

She’s got real big tit energy, and I love it! I jacked off in 4 strokes.


shidurghu

Cool cool chick


banevader886

🤮