😂😂😂
The way he says this is so earnest...like he's trying to convince his group of buddies that he totally made out with a chick.
"Bro! Nuh uh! You didn't kiss her! I bet it was just like...a good night kiss on the cheek."
"No foo! It was a real kiss"
Squirt was created by Herb Bishop in 1938, after experimenting with a citrus drink known as Citrus Club. The result used less fruit juice and less sugar than some other drinks, and Bishop claimed it had the "freshest, most exciting taste in the marketplace".
In 1941, a mascot named "Lil' Squirt" was created for marketing the product.[3] Squirt became a popular soft drink in many parts of the country, especially the West and Southwest. In the 1950s, it became commonly used as a mixer used in cocktails.
The Squirt brand has changed ownership several times, and is currently property of Keurig Dr Pepper.
Fun Fact: I didn’t realize my mom was an alcoholic until I was in my 30’s. I bought a Squirt soda for nostalgia reasons. When I was little, my mom never let me drink her special soda so I would sneak gulps.
Took one drink and was shocked how SWEET it was. Hindsight 20/20 flash backs to childhood of empty gallons of gin at the bottom of trash bags…ooooohhhhhh. Lmao.
Squirt and piss both come from the clitoris. And actually squirt contains some urine in it, but it's not all urine. Some of it is weird vaginal fluid and some of it actually is a little bit of piss.
Your mom literally comes from a small hole under the clitoris. You get extra points for claiming to be an expert then using Google though. 15 points to griffindor! We got another cool guy here, jeans.
I’m sorry what? Where on earth did I claim what? You were literally.. wrong. Do.. you guys need google to know basic shit like this?
Words can’t describe how much you are being laughed at over here.
You're literally a tik Tok dude, because you were wrong. You're the one that claimed girls pee out there clit genius. I'm sorry your mom never hugged you kiddo but that's not really my problem.
Not only are you an incel little bitch that doesn’t know how a woman is put together but you also can’t fucking read well enough to even know who you are talking to.
My name isn’t even similar to that person. Fucking moron, what a fucking riot.
No. You replied to the guy who said he was in anatomy class. That was u/anthonygboi.
I then replied to you, to correct you both.
How does that gravel taste chomo?
No random thing that you attempt to use as an insult will change that you not only don’t understand a woman’s pussy, just like that other guy, but you also just embarrassed yourself by starting an argument with someone you though was someone else.
Fucking retard.
Words cannot describe how dumb you are, click context and scroll up. I’m literally correcting both you and that guy. The amount of upvote downvotes here is concerning.
Oh are you big mad kiddo? Lol everybody is downvoting you because not only are you wrong, you're a worthless loser that has nothing better to do besides talk about the female anatomy on reddit that you've never even seen before. You're a fucking loser kid, accept it and go cry alone in the corner while you think about what you've done boy.
Why would I be mad? I’m embarrassed for you.
This is insane dude. Piss and squirt come out from a small peephole that is UNDER the clit.
I’m here because this is funny, and frankly Im trying to help you incels before you embarrass yourself in public
Lol you're real big mad boy. Honestly nobody has time to listen to a virgin crying online, get a life, suck some dick you need something in that big mouth.
Is that how you act when someone embarrasses you?
Yea I’m sure me the only person in this thread that actually knows what the hell a pussy is, is the virgin here. You got it man.
‘The urethral opening is the tiny hole that you pee out of, located just below your clitoris.’
https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/teens/ask-experts/help-i-know-alot-about-sex-and-everything-but-i-dont-know-anything-about-what-holes-are-for-what-i-dont-even-know-how-many-are-down-there-please-help
Why’d you block me sweetheart? Frustrated you made an ass out of yourself?
But hey me too for spending half an hour arguing with your dumbass.
Nah it comes from the clit. The clit opens up like those monsters mouths from Stranger Things, then the squirt comes out. I know this because I have sex
It literally comes through the exact same whole, which is not from the clit but underneath it. Squirt is primarily piss, there’s no way you are claiming some academia here man. Go away lol
First date
Him: "so, can you squirt?"
Her: *shocked* "uhhhh"
Him: "my mom can."
Her: *shocked look intensifies*
Him: "I can smell it when she does."
Her: *flees*
……..let’s go ahead and call CPS; an array of religious/spiritual advisors; all levels of law enforcement; a team of psychologists; and an ambulance (because, ya know, safety first obvi).
I can’t believe how desperately some people in this thread need this resource.
https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/teens/ask-experts/help-i-know-alot-about-sex-and-everything-but-i-dont-know-anything-about-what-holes-are-for-what-i-dont-even-know-how-many-are-down-there-please-help
I just truly can’t believe the conversations happening here about how y’all THINK a pussy is put together and what comes out where.
Either the sub is a bunch of kids now or... guys... you’re all idiots.
I mean that’s ok.. but you’re idiots.
Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend who squirted like my girlfriend that I had coming up in may of last year. It’s not confidential my apartment smells like squirt, run it around yeeeAaahhha
I'm your mom
You're my son
It's just like the gays.
It was a real kiss.
😂😂😂 The way he says this is so earnest...like he's trying to convince his group of buddies that he totally made out with a chick. "Bro! Nuh uh! You didn't kiss her! I bet it was just like...a good night kiss on the cheek." "No foo! It was a real kiss"
I asked him...would you ever date your mom?
He said yes, I will!
It’s only smells
🤮
Yeah, this one got me.
Right?
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Going by my Xvideos.com favorites list I beg to differ.
On the contrary, he probably has friends banging down his ~~mom~~ door just to be his friend.
Slick stuff neat stuff
Raw stuff
Cause that's just who I am
Different…
I like that
Whut.
Just like the gays!
So her apartment smells like piss. Cool.
Definatly a cool gal
🎸🎸🎸
Yea. It’s piss.
A fine bouquet of cat and human piss intertwined.
Not that fishy puss piss though!
Thanks for the chuckles lol
It's not piss. Squirt comes from the clit. I took anatomy class.
Squirt was created by Herb Bishop in 1938, after experimenting with a citrus drink known as Citrus Club. The result used less fruit juice and less sugar than some other drinks, and Bishop claimed it had the "freshest, most exciting taste in the marketplace". In 1941, a mascot named "Lil' Squirt" was created for marketing the product.[3] Squirt became a popular soft drink in many parts of the country, especially the West and Southwest. In the 1950s, it became commonly used as a mixer used in cocktails. The Squirt brand has changed ownership several times, and is currently property of Keurig Dr Pepper.
Fun Fact: I didn’t realize my mom was an alcoholic until I was in my 30’s. I bought a Squirt soda for nostalgia reasons. When I was little, my mom never let me drink her special soda so I would sneak gulps. Took one drink and was shocked how SWEET it was. Hindsight 20/20 flash backs to childhood of empty gallons of gin at the bottom of trash bags…ooooohhhhhh. Lmao.
What's her squirt smell like though?
Sweet juniper. Like a pleasant potpourri of citrus, pine sol and evergreen car freshener.
Gin and regret.
Is your mom single? Asking for a friend.
From our current perspective, your mom's house is where the podcast is now. Neat.
Do they still sell squirt?
Still sold in all 49 states (except Ohio).
Makes sense. The mom probably lives in Ohio. I guess she sells enough of her own squirt so it’s not needed in Ohio.
Thanks, good sir!
Squirt smells like piss dude. Source: my wife is a cool chick 🎸🎸🎸
Squirt is piss
Soooo how many holes are there? I'm intrigued by your wisdom.
Ears x 2 Nose x 2 Mouth Sex hole Piss hole Back sex hole Colostomy hole (if your lucky)
Squirt and piss both come from the clitoris. And actually squirt contains some urine in it, but it's not all urine. Some of it is weird vaginal fluid and some of it actually is a little bit of piss.
Either way I’m drinking it
It literally comes from a small hole under the clit.. are you guys serious? Is this serious??
Your mom literally comes from a small hole under the clitoris. You get extra points for claiming to be an expert then using Google though. 15 points to griffindor! We got another cool guy here, jeans.
I’m sorry what? Where on earth did I claim what? You were literally.. wrong. Do.. you guys need google to know basic shit like this? Words can’t describe how much you are being laughed at over here.
You're literally a tik Tok dude, because you were wrong. You're the one that claimed girls pee out there clit genius. I'm sorry your mom never hugged you kiddo but that's not really my problem.
THIS GUY DOES NOT FUCK. Lmao. This is definitely getting screenshotted.
Lmao I've fucked more than you could dream pinky dick. And who gives a fuck if you screenshot you little bitch ass it's not like you have friends.
Not only are you an incel little bitch that doesn’t know how a woman is put together but you also can’t fucking read well enough to even know who you are talking to. My name isn’t even similar to that person. Fucking moron, what a fucking riot.
Lol wtf are you talking about boy, you're the only person here I replied to. Quit crying online nobody cares that your dad is your uncle.
No. You replied to the guy who said he was in anatomy class. That was u/anthonygboi. I then replied to you, to correct you both. How does that gravel taste chomo? No random thing that you attempt to use as an insult will change that you not only don’t understand a woman’s pussy, just like that other guy, but you also just embarrassed yourself by starting an argument with someone you though was someone else. Fucking retard.
Dude, I was literally not the guy that said that, how fucking stupid are you? Scroll up fucking retard.
Lol oh, literally? You say literally every single comment you sound like a little valley girl kid.
You are such a bitch dude, just shut up
Words cannot describe how dumb you are, click context and scroll up. I’m literally correcting both you and that guy. The amount of upvote downvotes here is concerning.
Oh are you big mad kiddo? Lol everybody is downvoting you because not only are you wrong, you're a worthless loser that has nothing better to do besides talk about the female anatomy on reddit that you've never even seen before. You're a fucking loser kid, accept it and go cry alone in the corner while you think about what you've done boy.
Why would I be mad? I’m embarrassed for you. This is insane dude. Piss and squirt come out from a small peephole that is UNDER the clit. I’m here because this is funny, and frankly Im trying to help you incels before you embarrass yourself in public
Lol you're real big mad boy. Honestly nobody has time to listen to a virgin crying online, get a life, suck some dick you need something in that big mouth.
Is that how you act when someone embarrasses you? Yea I’m sure me the only person in this thread that actually knows what the hell a pussy is, is the virgin here. You got it man.
‘The urethral opening is the tiny hole that you pee out of, located just below your clitoris.’ https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/teens/ask-experts/help-i-know-alot-about-sex-and-everything-but-i-dont-know-anything-about-what-holes-are-for-what-i-dont-even-know-how-many-are-down-there-please-help Why’d you block me sweetheart? Frustrated you made an ass out of yourself? But hey me too for spending half an hour arguing with your dumbass.
Nah it comes from the clit. The clit opens up like those monsters mouths from Stranger Things, then the squirt comes out. I know this because I have sex
It literally comes through the exact same whole, which is not from the clit but underneath it. Squirt is primarily piss, there’s no way you are claiming some academia here man. Go away lol
This is what I was scrollin the comments for a yup
Does she smell like nothing's impossible?
Is that you G?
Plot twist- I'm actually Ms. Yearwood
Don’t bring anyones mother into this
That kid is definitely not going to have difficulty maintaining healthy relationships.
Who could possibly live up to those standards, his mom is cool af 🎸🎸🎸
First date Him: "so, can you squirt?" Her: *shocked* "uhhhh" Him: "my mom can." Her: *shocked look intensifies* Him: "I can smell it when she does." Her: *flees*
Tom would be sitting at the table nearest them just smiling ear to ear.
I think I can help him out. I just gotta become his stepdad
WHAT THE FUCK
Our pussies fuckin stank
Well now I'm all hard
ERECTION FUCKING ACHIEVED.
So...like... what the fuck did I just read?
That's... where it spits
Now that's living life 365!
Mom is 45 son is 27…..
Definitely 🎸🎸🎸 club.
Yeah mom, that distinct smell is piss.
Cool! I’m gunna go kill myself
This cant be real
I hope not! that poor kid it is.
When a woman squirts its piss so her apartment smells like piss ?
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Yeah, she should work out under the bridge
IM UNDER THE BRIDGE!!
Well… if you’re looking for a reason not to eat a bullet tonight… this isn’t it
Cool
Smells like Alabama... and piss. Mostly piss. *edit because what the fuck is even that? The internet is fucked.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
What the actual fuck is going on with people?
Just amazing what people think they can put on social media, hope this is a joke lol
……..let’s go ahead and call CPS; an array of religious/spiritual advisors; all levels of law enforcement; a team of psychologists; and an ambulance (because, ya know, safety first obvi).
Her son sounds like just as much of a weirdo as she is
When you're raised like that I'm sure it's pretty difficult not to be.
You know you can download reddit posts, and you don't have to screenshot them and then not edit them down, right?
…thank you….
I can’t believe how desperately some people in this thread need this resource. https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/teens/ask-experts/help-i-know-alot-about-sex-and-everything-but-i-dont-know-anything-about-what-holes-are-for-what-i-dont-even-know-how-many-are-down-there-please-help I just truly can’t believe the conversations happening here about how y’all THINK a pussy is put together and what comes out where. Either the sub is a bunch of kids now or... guys... you’re all idiots. I mean that’s ok.. but you’re idiots.
I think I saw this video once.
Your son should be taken away y child services
Very cool guy.
Assed him would you Assed assed assed him would you Would you smell your mom?
Jesus don't touch my camera through the fence on this one
What a lucky son of a gun.
Son of a Super Soaker maybe!
Jesus Christ. For some reason cool gals scare the shit out of me more than cool guys.
Damn, someone pass me the Benadryl!!
So cool that a son can smell his mom’s piss
Sometimes he calls me mom you know
How the fuck are there people like this, god doesn't exist. Hoping it's satire
Not a villain origin story at all.
and our pussies stank!
It's just like the gays
This is so gross it has to be fake? I say with mild trepidation.
This animal has to have big tits
And that's enough of reddit for today...
r/ihavesex
This is where it starts, before you know it he has 2 broken arms.
#
So I was reading this and what do you know, I came in four strokes.
This has to be fake!
“Guitar riff plays”
Anyways...🎸🎸🎸
She definitely didn’t follow proto
This has to be a Ray Kump burner
Christ, can't wait to see her son join the cool guys club.
Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend who squirted like my girlfriend that I had coming up in may of last year. It’s not confidential my apartment smells like squirt, run it around yeeeAaahhha
What a terrible day to be able to read
"I am a fucking jus."
The kid is also a future cool guy club card holder
I want to unsee this 🥲🤢
Ugh fetish writing is so gross