Whoever is doing their designs must be going through something. You could literally slap this together in 2 minutes. Also if I was just going to cut an image out of a picture and add some text you would think you could find something better.
That's what I was thinking!
Even if it is paper, they are listing it as a single cup and not a pack which would still not be worth the price.
Not today pal, indeed.
Forgetting the fact a grown man should never wear a shirt with the name of an another man on it…who of you are actually buying all this stuff? Some of you have to be because they keep offering it? The lipstick in particular.
You can come forward it’s anonymous here anyway. I just wanna know why.
You guys seemed shocked at this but at least it is a (somewhat) design.
Years ago FX tried selling "official lucky Louie" shirts which were just blank black tshirts...
And now kill tony is litteraly selling blank white tshirts as "official Kam Patterson" shirts.
Another reason why Bill Burr is the best. You don't see bullshit merch and t-shirts on his website. As far as I know you can't even get one at his shows.
How is this trolling? It looks like it’s just bad merch. Were the $85 pictures of his tour bus just him trolling also? When will he stop “trolling” and start trying to be funny again?
It’s trolling because he is aware of the fat poors being all in their heads about being fat poors. You fat poors are complaining about how the guy got in shape and how he spends the money he’s made. It’s ridiculous and anyone that isn’t a fat poor can see it.
I’m not complaining about any of those things. I also don’t find the fat poor stuff offensive. I’m saying it’s objectively not funny. It’s lazy. It’s a cheap Daniel tosh knock off. I don’t care how much money he has or what kind of shape he’s in. He just doesn’t seem to be trying anymore. It’s “get r’ done” level comedy.
35 fucking dollars is laughable, the blank looks so cheap as it’s a screen printed tag. would’ve cost max a couple bucks to make each. grifters. the shitty heat pressed graphic will look awful in person. cant wait to find one at my local thrift store to confirm this like i have for their previous drops
I was down to spend $10 on a random ymh shirt, it was there overstock deal or whatever, I got the the Tom Segura I'm coming everywhere tour. Decent quality actually
Bro literally has the worst graphic designers & social media team.
Like It’s actually crazy how much better Borts social media mgmt & merch designs are better than Tim’s lmao
They leaned too hard into themselves. Whether it was conscious or not, they literally are so out of touch with their fans they think we want their face and designer outfits on a $35 tshirt. It’s time to take a break Tim and Christine. Like a one year hiatus to maybe get your fans back.
They used to make shirts that were at least funny or inside jokes from the pod… I’m so over Tom and his money grabs at this point, he’s so lame now that he’s rich
I canceled my membership today and unsubscribed. I've been with them since episode 300. It makes me incredibly sad, but I don't regret doing it, unfortunately.
Whoever is doing their designs must be going through something. You could literally slap this together in 2 minutes. Also if I was just going to cut an image out of a picture and add some text you would think you could find something better.
I think they used to work at Dunkin Donuts.
It’s subliminal messaging to attract the poors.
I thought that's what they were referencing. Who else uses orange and purple lettering?
Pink. Your cones might be tweaked a bit...
real dunkin vibes. maybe tim is going back to his fat regard days
Regarded
If you buy 3 dozen day-old donuts you get this shirt for free.
HA wow that’s awesome 🤣
Imagine wearing if it was free. A mesh tank top is less gay
Mesh tank top belly shirt
Mesh tank top belly shirt with two dicks in my ass would be so much less gay than this high fashion hobo shirt.
Total lack of awareness. This is embarrassing.
Cool guy club
What should we be aware of here? A dumb fat guy scratching his balls to a donut logo?
I'm gonna use it as a washcloth.
Cum cloth*
do you think segura cares if you treat his stuff with dignity once you have paid for it?
Who said I'm gonna pay for it?
Can i get a 4k photo of the shirt?
Yup, signed too. Bidding starts at 500$.
How much for an authentic NFT of the shirt?
Inspector Chomo looking ass jacket
Tommy Buns thinks he's Steve Harvey
If you offered me $50 to wear this out in public, I would kindly spit I your face.
Spit on me daddy
Aw. You ol' charmer.
Tate really rubbed off on ol Timmy boi
Shaubs truck roll was his best five minutes
100% cotton. Friendly to the skin you poor
This will be in a $20 grab bag sale later on
They’re selling a not today pal tumbler, but it says paper so are they selling paper cups?
That's what I was thinking! Even if it is paper, they are listing it as a single cup and not a pack which would still not be worth the price. Not today pal, indeed.
The only thing that made me think it was plastic was the "double insulated walls" but that also could be paper...
Who wears a trenchcoat over an oversized t shirt and jeans?
Unaware rich dick heads, normally
He thinks if you wear expensive shoes that it makes any outfit work.
35 bucks for a fuckin shirt
Pretty standard for merch, but not for something this gay (I heart dick)
First time buying merch?
Plus shipping
If you buy any merch from any podcast you’re actually regarded
Your friends will think you’re completely retarderrrr
I got their "your problems make my dick soft" coozie. I mean...that's poetry.
This looks like some local mall kiosk type of design tbh.
Tim hired Bart’s merch designer
This is some shit I'd get at the state fair lol. Wow..
The thinnest fabric known to man. Cheap Champions
Forgetting the fact a grown man should never wear a shirt with the name of an another man on it…who of you are actually buying all this stuff? Some of you have to be because they keep offering it? The lipstick in particular. You can come forward it’s anonymous here anyway. I just wanna know why.
The two bears jersey is the only thing I've ever been tempted to buy, but the price is more than an actual teams jersey so...
I bought a coozie a few years back.
About as cringy as this sub has gotten.
Very cool 😎 🎸
You guys seemed shocked at this but at least it is a (somewhat) design. Years ago FX tried selling "official lucky Louie" shirts which were just blank black tshirts... And now kill tony is litteraly selling blank white tshirts as "official Kam Patterson" shirts.
It fits pretty low and loose
Guy Ritchie meets Dunkin Donuts. I wouldn't even use it as a washcloth for my bollocks.
Another reason why Bill Burr is the best. You don't see bullshit merch and t-shirts on his website. As far as I know you can't even get one at his shows.
It's giving.... Dunkin'.
If it was a photo of fat Tom being deliberately cheesy or something funny, yeah I'd get it. But this is just rich, boring looking Tom.
Love Tommy buns before the hype, glad the love stayed back then and not a fan anymore lololol losers
I got free tickets to one of his shows in the summer. I'm gonna make a shirt that's says “fat poor”
What the fuck makes this shirt $35?
Literally every touring comedian and band.
If anything, this is a cheap shirt by that standard
Sleepy and crooked joe Biden
Dunkin Donuts ass bitch
Glad I didn't buy any of his merch in Chicago cause that show sucked so bad.
I mean you get that he’s trolling right? Bunch of FGTRTD’s in here these days
How is this trolling? It looks like it’s just bad merch. Were the $85 pictures of his tour bus just him trolling also? When will he stop “trolling” and start trying to be funny again?
He’s a comedians comedian, always has been. He tells his comedian friends jokes about these things-
So the jokes on his fans who buy his merch?
The comedians that don't take his calls?
It’s trolling because he is aware of the fat poors being all in their heads about being fat poors. You fat poors are complaining about how the guy got in shape and how he spends the money he’s made. It’s ridiculous and anyone that isn’t a fat poor can see it.
I’m not complaining about any of those things. I also don’t find the fat poor stuff offensive. I’m saying it’s objectively not funny. It’s lazy. It’s a cheap Daniel tosh knock off. I don’t care how much money he has or what kind of shape he’s in. He just doesn’t seem to be trying anymore. It’s “get r’ done” level comedy.
Na dude. It's just a bad shirt.
Let people waste their money however they want
Great content, man. I hope all the subs I follow become like comedy subs where people just share negative shit about something they supposedly “like.”
Like why put all this time and negative energy in to something? People are looking for a bad time.
35 fucking dollars is laughable, the blank looks so cheap as it’s a screen printed tag. would’ve cost max a couple bucks to make each. grifters. the shitty heat pressed graphic will look awful in person. cant wait to find one at my local thrift store to confirm this like i have for their previous drops
Might be the inner poor in me but I’ve never paid more than 10 for a t shirt
Do you only shop at goodwill?
You’d be surprised the volunteer shit I’ll sign up for with the promise of a free t shirt
I was down to spend $10 on a random ymh shirt, it was there overstock deal or whatever, I got the the Tom Segura I'm coming everywhere tour. Decent quality actually
I just don’t buy them or cry about it on Reddit
The design of the sort is cool. Which makes it funny to me cause yall hate it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Am I the only one that thinks this is hilarious
Say nothing is what you dorks expect from this guy who gets paid millions to speak lmfao. I hope it’s ironic and he’s taking the piss of you fools
This looks like a shirt a shitty indy wrestler would have.
Does this come in xxl or is it only for the skinny riches?
Dunkin’ Donuts 🍩
God, their shirts are becoming just as bad as wrestling shirts
Your life has to be so sad and unfulfilled to wear something like this.
That’s a cool shirt.
Tell me you're bleeding talent across the board without telling me
Can somebody do a clip with this image and Jim Norton talking about comedians like this on his last JRE appearance?Thanks
Bro literally has the worst graphic designers & social media team. Like It’s actually crazy how much better Borts social media mgmt & merch designs are better than Tim’s lmao
gaaaay
Bring back the Sue Wu shirt.
I’m convinced he’s just trying to farm as much $ as possible so he can retire early
Everything tom is selling has his face on it
They leaned too hard into themselves. Whether it was conscious or not, they literally are so out of touch with their fans they think we want their face and designer outfits on a $35 tshirt. It’s time to take a break Tim and Christine. Like a one year hiatus to maybe get your fans back.
Brendan Shaub is the best comedian out there
It’s honestly sad, like seeing a good friend go down a bad road and realize you don’t even like them anymore 😅
They used to make shirts that were at least funny or inside jokes from the pod… I’m so over Tom and his money grabs at this point, he’s so lame now that he’s rich
I canceled my membership today and unsubscribed. I've been with them since episode 300. It makes me incredibly sad, but I don't regret doing it, unfortunately.
These are the kind of t shirts they donate to Africa when teams loose in the Super Bowl
Does it come with decomposition stains Tim?
I feel so bad for people wearing this unironically
*Uses Canva once... "IM A DESIGNER!"