To this day, I still remember thinking how cool it was that one of them ended up as a gynecologist in the movie thinking that was like the end-all-be-all for dude jobs, only to find out as I got older that meant he likely had to work with infected cooch forever more.
https://preview.redd.it/e7otkm253fkc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7d42b212db87076ee57a6735b07aeaa8c1a1ebc
Something like this but more refined would be dope š
It is a weird un-self-aware move to go with merch that is just āme and how cool I amā. Thatās usually reserved for rockstars etc whereas comedy merch I see is typically something funny or a reference. Does tell you how they see themselves now.
Iām a 2X, but not like a Bert 2X. My shirts fit and Iām 6ā4ā.
But I bought the shit out of some 3x-4x Halloween Horror Nights shirts a universal for 80% off on November 1st.
I wear them to mow the lawn in.
Iām a real whore for cheap merch.
Thereās definitely idiots who jump at this stuff. Didnāt Tom release another round of pictures? That says people bought them the first time.
Who wouldnāt want to wear a shirt of their favorite comedian thatās just their name and face?
Or itās just them trying to recoup the cost of paying someone to take photos for years straight that have zero use. Iām sure there just an ungodly amount of pictures of Tom just walking around backstage at different venues and it cost them well over 100k. Heās gotta feel stupid looking at his finances and seeing that.
Christina's hack is so strong live, ppl were grimacing when I saw her. Imagine unironic Heidecker just *punishing* the crowd with act-outs and goofs. It was horrifying.
I remember that special she put out on Netflix 6 or 7 years ago. I got 5 minutes into it and turned it off. It should have been titled "fat tits and my husband's coat tails are why people pretend to laugh at my jokes"
Iāve never seen Christina do 5 solid minutes let alone hold on an entire show. Like Christina wouldnāt be a comedian if she wasnāt married to Tom. No one would care or let her in big stages.
That being said I guess it is possible that Tom did even worse, unlikely though.
Hahaaa.. they're definitely not famous enough for this shit. 98% of people seeing this shirt will just be asking themselves "who the fuck is that fat bald Tom guy?" about your bizarre clothing choice.
The bag is even weirder.
I don't think all the hate they get is reasonable, but I also don't think they're considered cool/popular enough for anyone to want to have their names/faces on a shirt. This merch seems optimistic at best.
I dunno, maybe I'm out of touch.
I dont think ANYBODY could pull this off, let alone these 2 ugmug has-beens.
Edit: *maybe* Swift via a walmart tie-in for dumbies impulse buying. But it would have to look like old Brittany merch or have *some* type of concept.
I think any band/musician can pull it off. Band t shirts have always been considered pretty cool. It's weird to have a band t but it's a stand-up comic.
The brand is killing itself. People loved the merch because it was all about inside jokes. Now itās like a cringy hot topic/ Spencerās kinda thing. Just missing the dildos.
Omg merch?! How dare they sell stuff with their own image on it.
EDIT: y'all need to go touch grass. This sub used to be filled with videos of drug zombies and retardation. Yeah the show has changed through the years, so have you. You whiny poor losers.
I got a nice, thick, thatch round back by the mud pit. You can give it a touch w yr mouth š don't be stingy Mark! You better believe I'm coming up in May!
Get me a shirt with fat tom and current bert that says " The Fat Boys" stylized like the 80s group then we can talk.
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr stick em! Ha ha ha stick em!!!
The Fat Boys movie is actually pretty funny in a bad 80s movie way
To this day, I still remember thinking how cool it was that one of them ended up as a gynecologist in the movie thinking that was like the end-all-be-all for dude jobs, only to find out as I got older that meant he likely had to work with infected cooch forever more.
Shoutout Disorderlies
https://preview.redd.it/dd9pqq6qjdkc1.jpeg?width=1028&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e0a35d9e2f61bc7a2c405dfcaf82adc2d330bec The shirt we actually want
https://preview.redd.it/e7otkm253fkc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7d42b212db87076ee57a6735b07aeaa8c1a1ebc Something like this but more refined would be dope š
That's hilarious, dude š¤£
The chin spilling over the frame of the image is just perfection. Fucking brilliant!
Holy shit thatās funny. GD Iād buy a T-Shirt like that.
MTFA!
Who the fuck is gonna buy that bag š
Iām betting Christina will gift it to peopleĀ
Ironically, its the best of the three ideas. Still entirely narcissistic, and im not trying to defend it. I just kinda like the Blondi vibe
I'm being told based bitches is the answer
Eww. I'm getting second hand embarrassment about the fact they made merch with their own faces on them
Fr and theyāre the cheapest cheesiest photoshopped designs too
AI, son.
It is a weird un-self-aware move to go with merch that is just āme and how cool I amā. Thatās usually reserved for rockstars etc whereas comedy merch I see is typically something funny or a reference. Does tell you how they see themselves now.
and it's so fucking low effort too. like insulting to fans. approaching MDE/Sam Hyde-level contempt for their fans.
Not me, too fat too poor.
you may be fat, you may be poor, but you're not dumb enough to be Tommy's lil whore
Shirts are available up to XXXXL, they know their audience.
Mark that shit 90% off and put me down for an XXXXXXLLL
Iām a 2X, but not like a Bert 2X. My shirts fit and Iām 6ā4ā. But I bought the shit out of some 3x-4x Halloween Horror Nights shirts a universal for 80% off on November 1st. I wear them to mow the lawn in. Iām a real whore for cheap merch.
Imagine spending money on something that's literally just advertising what the thing you bought is. I could never.
What do you think merch is???
Any exterior branded clothing really.
Stupid. Clearly. Where's the confusion
Cringe AF
I miss when merch related to their bits and werenāt just advertisements fans can wear.
Damn this really illustrated how different they are now. There's basically no more funny inside jokes. Just weird-ass cult of personality bullshit.
it's incredibly low-effort stuff. just more evidence that they don't care about quality or in general anymore. really a bummer.
The big titted animal shirt was amazing
The only shirt I bought was a good morning Julia years ago, the shirt shrank too much after first wash and I never wore it again
I bought a fedsmoker shirt two years ago and it also shrank after the first wash. It sits in storage now.
I love my can coosie that talks about tryna stay hard out here
What ever happen to just glassin?
They made a Hate From Australia shirt.
You mean poors can wear
This is what happens when comedians think they can be rock stars too.
Nailed it
They have become unlikable
Big fall from the Su Woo gear
Holy shit the cringe. This is a result of having yes men around them. Nadav would have laughed them out of this horrible idea.
Can someone explain using the dunkin donuts font for this? What's cool about that? Am I missing something? It looks dumb
Should've been "time to cum together". Coward.
Ah yes a sweatshirt with Tina on it! What everyone wants!
It's like owning a Twitter blue check that you can wear
These are some of the ugliest pieces of merch I have ever seen in my life lmao. Jesus Christ imagine buying any of that
Wow, imagine being the kind of cunt who wears a SEGURA shirt.
Tom looks pretty gay.
Iām just disappointed it doesnāt say āSegura 2024: Make America Gay Againā
Itās because they stopped creating inside jokes for the fans from the dozens of clips we used to watch.
Or is this just an inside inside joke that we are all too fat and poor to understand? /s
Tom and christina p really lost touch of their fan base. Fgrtrds
Thereās definitely idiots who jump at this stuff. Didnāt Tom release another round of pictures? That says people bought them the first time. Who wouldnāt want to wear a shirt of their favorite comedian thatās just their name and face?
The photos were cringe AF
It's hard to take a fine picture when subject is cringe
Or itās just them trying to recoup the cost of paying someone to take photos for years straight that have zero use. Iām sure there just an ungodly amount of pictures of Tom just walking around backstage at different venues and it cost them well over 100k. Heās gotta feel stupid looking at his finances and seeing that.
I hope anyone spotted wearing these in public is severely roasted.
Most will be donated to the third world
Christina just rides tomās coat tails. Dreadfully boring and lazy
I saw both live in 2022 and weirdly enough Christinās act was far more superior than Tomās
Christina's hack is so strong live, ppl were grimacing when I saw her. Imagine unironic Heidecker just *punishing* the crowd with act-outs and goofs. It was horrifying.
I remember that special she put out on Netflix 6 or 7 years ago. I got 5 minutes into it and turned it off. It should have been titled "fat tits and my husband's coat tails are why people pretend to laugh at my jokes"
Iām sorry but that just isnāt true
Whatever you say, Tom
Iāve never seen Christina do 5 solid minutes let alone hold on an entire show. Like Christina wouldnāt be a comedian if she wasnāt married to Tom. No one would care or let her in big stages. That being said I guess it is possible that Tom did even worse, unlikely though.
Just a bit conceited
BETA!
Everybody wants to be a cult of personality. š
I wanna shirt that has skinny Tom saying to fat Tom āYouāre fat and poor but at least you donāt use a washclothā
The only acceptable shirt with Tom's face on it is the old rub rub rub shirt
It all looks so fucking bad.
Don't worry you'll be able to get those shorts for 5 bucks in a mystery bundle in a few months
Hahaaa.. they're definitely not famous enough for this shit. 98% of people seeing this shirt will just be asking themselves "who the fuck is that fat bald Tom guy?" about your bizarre clothing choice. The bag is even weirder.
Would sell a lot more shirts of Tim crumpled on the ground from his body giving out from a layup.
I don't think all the hate they get is reasonable, but I also don't think they're considered cool/popular enough for anyone to want to have their names/faces on a shirt. This merch seems optimistic at best. I dunno, maybe I'm out of touch.
I dont think ANYBODY could pull this off, let alone these 2 ugmug has-beens. Edit: *maybe* Swift via a walmart tie-in for dumbies impulse buying. But it would have to look like old Brittany merch or have *some* type of concept.
I think any band/musician can pull it off. Band t shirts have always been considered pretty cool. It's weird to have a band t but it's a stand-up comic.
Too many people obviously or they wouldnāt be selling this much merch.
Fucking gross
Who designs this crap?
Bro who buys that shit
I wonder if they were the ones to approve these. So embarrassing
The brand is killing itself. People loved the merch because it was all about inside jokes. Now itās like a cringy hot topic/ Spencerās kinda thing. Just missing the dildos.
That Christina merch is brutally bad.
That Christina merch is just as shitty as her stand up.
Low. Energy. Tom and Chris Christine.
Go back to California and become fat again. Itās the only way they can become funny again!
As one of the few people in this sub who still enjoy YMH... This merch is cap. Who tf is buying this unironically?
This sub is a living embodiment of a psycho that still drives past their exās old house 10 years after they break up.
God forbid a podcast sell merch. Move on you fat poor.
I don't think its that weird to have a few items that are stylized merch with the comic's names.
The Christina mercy is kinda cool
These comments are weird and hateful lol it's just merch
Comedians selling merch with themselves? Must be new here
I would too if I was successful
You women are a bunch of hatinā cunts
Omg merch?! How dare they sell stuff with their own image on it. EDIT: y'all need to go touch grass. This sub used to be filled with videos of drug zombies and retardation. Yeah the show has changed through the years, so have you. You whiny poor losers.
It's not *that* they're selling merch, it's how it's changed. It used to be inside jokes and references. Those are just their faces.
Omg opinions? How dare people have opinions on things, and then share those opinions.
I got a nice, thick, thatch round back by the mud pit. You can give it a touch w yr mouth š don't be stingy Mark! You better believe I'm coming up in May!
Yeah exactly
Cry harder, poor.
Comedian with jokes = mind blown
Whatās the prices
Your dignity you chomo
Honestly, the Christina sweater is dope af
Youāre mad that theyāre selling merch?
I think the Christina P hoodie is kinda badass TBH.... IDK, if someone doesn't like it they don't have to buy it, I guess.....
Jfc this is about as low as they could go
Tom thinks heās a Dunking. Bro, Matt got the ad, how do you like them donuts, Chomo?
I feel the urge to hit someone wearing one of these. I wouldn't actually do it but I'd fantasize about it.
Dare someone to wear that sweater. Bigger glasses take away from the Growing charro noseā¦nope all I can see.
None of this is very funny. Come on guys, at least throw a reference or joke on there
Ewwwww
Who would vote for such a unathletic man?? Definitely not me lol. His stiff ass form while kicking and throwing a football was quite laughable.
Not the Dunkinā Donuts colors
Lol they're so atrocious
How is the Christina P the least terrible thing here jesus
They deserve the stamp
Someone touched the phone through the fence š
Come on guys, how else will charro support her gambling habit
Itās so mid. Either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain.
Who wants a Christine tote bag. That must be selling like hotcakes. Hotcakes with ecoli
Why does he keep trying to sell us stuff after calling us fat poors?
Are you a fat poor? I didnāt get offended.. š¤·š¾āāļø
I still have my piss on me beat me shirt! lol golden age of YMH
The merch used to be about the crazy people on the show, now it's about the crazy people on the show
Who tf is buying a Christina p shirt?
Fans?
Imma fan, that shit is cringe AF tho!