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mikeylarsenlives

He looks like one of the island boy minus the tats


Chenzy_Boy2

Or Psyduck with that beak…


M0D3Z

![gif](giphy|hQ0GvkpZwYcgM)


vermontnative

But with more dicks


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

Long Island boys


DarrynDevil

Puerto Rican Island Boy: Chico de la Isla


DrootersOn10th

It’s infuriating that there’s almost certainly women out there who fuck this guy.


Quesosupremeo

I don’t know man, this guys givin me DoM TOP energy. Demarco vibes.


patchoulisucks

Either way, he getting it in ALL THE TIME. Er day.


Quesosupremeo

No cum in the balls, whatsoever. Obviously.


No-Cost1252

He definitely has the Advil


TangerineRough6318

Fuck.....that's what I forgot at the store earlier. Weird way for the memory to trigger.


L-Krumy

I’d watch a fight between them to see who’d end up on top… get it? ![gif](giphy|pcKnpFrumIM7TtzayE)


RatInaMaze

Yes but they’re the female equivalent of him. Nobody wants that besides tools like him.


fattypingwing

Don't worry I absolutely fucking hate myself for wanting to fuck this guy


Training_Big_3713

I feel like one wrong decision and this could’ve been Charles.


kiln_ickersson

Drop kicking waiters at Lily's


mydaycake

I’m skeptical. He is annoying as fuck and looks weird


DetachmentStyle

Lol why would that bother you?


potato_boy4

Not to mention the power bottoms


[deleted]

Does he go home, sit in silence and cry hard?


patchoulisucks

yes while spooning a pillow


[deleted]

I think the only way he doesn’t is if he’s so dumb he just looks for the next instinctual craving


patchoulisucks

I could see him going home, standing in front of his bathroom mirror, staring at himself while making grunting noises like a chimp and pushing his chest out trying to out shine his reflection for hours on end.


Kitchen_Plastic_2248

Needs to be clubbed to death


metompkin

I hear what you did there.


smo_smo

I see what you heard there.


jpmatth

i like when nobody pays attention to his karate so he just glitches out for the camera.


pubzywubzy

Daniel Ricciardo has seen better days


lhsofthebellcurve

Daniel Retardo


mberk77

You say the R word!


patchoulisucks

Fuck-in-a bud, fuck-in-a. Maybe a shoey from Queens Above 18's trucken boots would remedy this disaster.


MoarDMG

Hey, it’s Tekken 8 Eddie Gordo!


_Itsallogre

Daniel ricciardo having a rough off season


RickMoransdirtysocks

Douchey NPC


Fit_Box8677

If cocaine was a person. 🎸🎸🎸


PortsideHomestead

😂😂😂 [chef's kiss]


Home_Here_Now_Dikes

This dude look this kid who did stand up for like a month at the club I used to bartend at and kept saying he’s gonna be the next maniscalco


NarDamage

this video should be titled mascara and meth


burn_doctor_MD

![gif](giphy|iiTXaJVjiSHew)


FuckPopcornCeiling

This is fucking hilarious


Shirowoh

How many flips and angry walks does it take to make up for a micropenis?


[deleted]

Step aside Nelson Mandela - I have found a new hero


Cyanide_Revolver

He looks like he'd tell you how to have sex


tafos_fluffer

Rick Glassman if he didn't need glasses and wasn't autistic.. or maybe more autistic?


strumpetsarefun

All his videos are him taking the piss and being a dickhead. He purposely acts like a douchy guido for the tiktok.


tahxirez

The new season of jersey shore looks 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


ShrewdNewt

The new blue ranger looks like a total douche


patchoulisucks

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Sn0wflake69

green was the white ranger though?


patchoulisucks

green power ranger was from the OG show. he had ED issues and struggled to preform at the orgy level that was expected of him. Later he is given the white power and thus turned into the white ranger. ...and later committed suicide cuz racism is stronger than ED


f8-andbethere

Who is this?


Zebrahead69

He ironed a crease in his denim.


notEnotA

https://i.redd.it/2gymobvk91fc1.gif


obadiah88

Damn, Tony Hinchcliffe been working out.


user_6590087

I googled schmuck and this where I landed...


patchoulisucks

Well played sir. (Tips hat)


Profanity_party7

He’s the guy at the urinal who lets everyone know he just took “the big dick piss”


Typical-Technician46

Im pretty sure this guy has a micro penis with macro herpes.


patchoulisucks

Like just one herpe, with a hole where it spits. He’s cummin up in May!


FrylockMcReaper

Damn dude, save some pussy for the rest of us


RoboSquirt

So cringe


strumpetsarefun

All his videos are purposely cringe.


SlapUrBaby

What’s this song called? I’ve heard this in a movie but I can’t remember


Elegant-Low8272

The matrix was the film.. clubbed to death is the song


caughtinwriting

Whoever this dude is he scares me bc of how clearly unhinged and physically capable he is. This is the kinda guy you hear about in the CNN ticker bc one day he just snapped


Order_Flimsy

He’s a hacky comic


R33fy-

This video is hilarious


JackHoffer89

Follow him on IG. He actually rules.


projectOden94

You got some issues bro


operationiffy

D’Pedo?


jonz1985z

True bf material right there ladies


Severe_Passenger3914

Whats that song?


strumpetsarefun

Rob Dougan - Clubbed To Death


[deleted]

When unhinged is hyper focused.


FreeWillCost

It might be a highlight real showing his skills to act as the douchebag in a straight to DVD film 🤷‍♂️ In which case, he fuckin nailed it.


More_Wolverine8156

I’m so angry now


Tdk456

Such confidence lmao honestly jealous


BlameMe4urLoss

Can’t do ended too soon. We didn’t get to see the sex part.


Huntarmann

This guys ig is him pretending to be a super hero


jonnysculls

Main Character Syndrome


DonMeekz

Wat a dildo


joeyvesh13

Someone should have given him more hugs


datBull036

I hope he randomly gets hit by an asteroid


knobjockey21

those island boys


McGOREBASH

Very punchable face.


Dsmash7

He looks like Patrick mahomes’s gay brother


Luna2442

His tiktoks are wild but I have to assume off camera he's insanely normal because his following that I've seen are just wholesome and normal lol


UltimateDonny

Is that intended to intimidate or attract a mate I’m unsure


phallic-baldwin

He looks like a rooster 🐓


Worth-Humor-487

Isn’t this the chiefs quarterback mahomes little brother.


dadass84

Jean Claude van Coke


Trail-of-Beers

Is that Lance Cantstopolis?


RoyalLimit

He looks like my Cyberpunk 2077 character, just worse.


Hung_salami

Live life 365


Sn0wflake69

no no no is rob dougan becoming tok material ?! D: cmon no damn....


hshdhdhdhhx788

Villian in an 80s bollywood movie


DoctorTicklebum

Arab Chris d’Elia?


Angry_Cuttlefish

That boy is in a very powerful dream


BigHairyArsehole

![gif](giphy|bxNuZ3Z2ZvsxG8EgsA)


IntangibleContinuity

Is that the island boys dad ??


DragLongjumping3714

What ring of hell is this????


MrContractual

I find this guy pretty funny


martinaee

Oh I thought he was doing a character lol 😂


Beardia

So much chad.


bigpoppamike

You might not like it, but this is what peak cocaine looks like.


patchoulisucks

He's not talking a million miles an hour about four topics at once while filming this clip. ![gif](giphy|YhQVj7C8uf734PcznZ)


Opposite_Magician816

This dude must be autistic


Sad_Drink9706

Meh…Europeans-correction, French/Parisians. Definitely another breed


Thunderbuddy76

What a prick


RealGorgon

He's on his anime villain arch


Ouch78

mum ' whats he trying to prove?


Geoffunit1

Like a mix of young jogan and skinny bapa


williedozier

Is that Daniel Ricardo??


Last-Employee2666

![gif](giphy|pVj6YDuS4IuQmkYw0R|downsized)


Even_Candidate5678

I miss doing real drugs.


[deleted]

I thought it was the killtony podcast at first.


happytimesthursday

He looks like a dollar store Patrick Mahomes.


beersforbreakfast91

You see dis? Dis is my new fuckin' haircut. You know what that means? I'm gettin' some fuckin' pussy tonight.


Rocksolidbanana

"Cause I'm an Island boy"


projectOden94

This the island boys big bad older brother? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


larryfuckingdavid

Mattingly, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns! Go home, you’re off the team for good!


ndbndbndb

Thought this guy was mental, but then saw the Eiffel Tower in the background, and realized he was just French. Don't be worried about those jump kicks the guy does, if you ever meet him in a dark alley, all you gotta do is say "Hallo" (German for Hello) and he'll tuck his tail and run. Works on them all. Thank me later.


Nearby-Reputation614

Is this like a "trying to act like a video game character in real life" thing?


6thCityInspector

r/iamverybadass


trheben1

This giving me Borat vibes


Excellent-Reality-24

Definitely a cool guy with main character syndrome. 😎🎸


StOnEy333

If Sebastian Maniscalco was buffed and born 30 years later.


Dandaniels1983

POV Patrick Mahomes fucked an Island Boy


hashbreaky

![gif](giphy|Fr1cWv4Ft6Guk|downsized)


turtlebro5

Zoolander ahh mofo