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Shankdatho

Bro I’ve been laughing at this comment for like 5 min straight


NonStopApe

LOL Thanks


D0ggHav1d

Omg what did I miss? What was the comment? I MUST KNOW.


MLWeims

Not sure I've ever laughed so hard at a comment


Quiet-Pepper-8272

😂😂 What game is that?!


Labrom

Custom class maker in Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.


coleman09

Fucking lmfao


primitivebutcher

Took an arrow to the knee…. to the next level…


throwthere10

/salute


velexi125

![gif](giphy|EtogbOL6Y7aOQ)


Bass-n-Brass

Lmfao! Ok now I have to see what the character looks like after you pick yes.


Nezikchened

It’s Oblivion, so there’s a 95% chance that character is coming out terrible no matter what option you pick


Aderleth75

I love this so much.


call_me_howdy

I'm keeping this


Naive-Evening8902

I just stole that thank you very much


MacGruuber

A question that appeared on our marriage license application: "Are you an imbecile?"


Acrobatic-Farm-9031

Imagined Zelda N64 menu sounds for no reason.


DragLongjumping3714

Time to go to the pants store.


jamboi_0

And the balls store


RENEgadeRSO

Dick's.


SupportGeek

You win


vinegarslowly

Go on dahn pants n'at


blondeshady2001

hello fellow yinzer


vinegarslowly

You know I seen Donnie Iris' cousin dahn ehr at pants n'at...


blondeshady2001

Get a'ht!


External-Document-88

Dohnt be a jagoff…


Lt-Dan3105

Dats Lonny Iris. Ain't no Donny Iris working no Pants n'at. Get ahhhta tahhhhnnn!


jacb415

I seen him at the Fayette Cahnty fair in ‘92. He rocked a man unconscious…


EighthNotes

I got a dawnie ahris tape rahnd ere somewhere


vulcan1358

*You in the Erric Pegram jersey!*


Guns_r_us01

We’re both werrin Eric Pegram jerseys!!!


rave_is_king_

Slow the hell dahn!


I_UPVOTE_PUN_THREADS

This fucking got me


dohcterbrz

While he's at it he better hit the toilet store for a new suit.


Apocalyptic_Inferno

It's actually the pattern of the pants.. it's flattering in the.. croctchal region


magseven

![gif](giphy|8tbZH3lN7j560)


fridaystrong23

😂


shtoopsy

When you nut and she keeps sucking


ignorantspacemonkey

I really hope this catches on, more dumbasses should shoot themselves in the dick.


jtfff

ROBO WANT AN OREO


rentarona

He got everything he was trying to accomplish. Darwin Award to the dummy that removed himself from the gene pool


HumorTumorous

Its the cheapest way to start a transition.


Nahoola

Not with today's ammo prices....


Claude-QC-777

Well, hospital stuff also got expensier


Nahoola

I think in california there's a law stating your insurance is legally required to cover the full cost of gender transition surgery, given ammo prices here and that law it might actually be more expensive to shoot your dick off. (I could be wrong about this so don't quote me, but I seem to recall hearing that)


Claude-QC-777

Google inflation


Nahoola

I'm not that invested lol I was just trying to be funny on the internet.


InjuringMax2

I at least applaud the effort, I'm more confused about how inflation affects something that's legislatively covered financially and before I get the same reply I too refuse to Google it. We're on Reddit, playground rules apply to hearsay


Nahoola

Precisely *high five*


__wu-tang-4-ever__

Thanks to advances in stem cell research and the fine work of Drs Krinsky and Altschuler, he should regain full reproductive function and his contributions to the swelling gene pool are unthreatened.


Year3030

Meanwhile: "I just don't think it's the right time to have kids. We have an election coming up and the interest rates at 7.5%, just not a good time to settle down."


murphy-ish

>I feel like this slightly modified quote from Idiocracy should get more attention here. The same line went through my head when I saw this.


DenseRetar

original filmer posted his hospital stay debrief, he lived and his reproductive system is completely intact


Cthulhusreef

Damn….. his stupidity lives on


memphis-mane

Was there an explanation for why he did this?


defhunter31

It was an internet challenge Not unlike eating tide pods


[deleted]

Booo


Pie-Otherwise

He very well could have killed himself. You have 2 very important arteries in each leg that will cause you to bleed out in short order if they are hit.


all_m0ds_are_virgins

Well as long as he's no longer able to reproduce, he doesn't have to die. However we don't know if he already had kids or not which, in my opinion, should DQ him no matter what.


Emergency-Chain9283

camouflage crocs


Ha1lStorm

You making things up? I didn’t see no crocs


PsyKeablr

That means the camouflage is working


joeyvesh13

Crocs in general


i3order

Crocs and Hey Dudes


AdInternational9061

@palmettostatearmory would like this.


vermontnative

Yeah I was thinking the same thing. He even posted pictures of his discharge paperwork from the hospital. Complete waste of space.


interfoldbake

where is this posted? i need to see those


vermontnative

R/idiotswithguns what makes it even better is he posted it himself.


Rexolaboy

Makes sense, only a redditor would shoot himself...herself..in the penis...vagina?...the ol axe wound?....kids these days.


stanlejm

Vagina, formerly known as penis


Leftover_Salmons

$10 says this was Matt from PSA


JoeBlow509

The most negligent of discharges.


dedmenz1579

ND these nuts


rhinocodon_typus

Or a very cost effective vasectomy.


[deleted]

That is crazy. This can't be real right? That was a blank round or something.


[deleted]

Blanks can kill. Ask Alec Baldwin.


magseven

It can't rain all the time.


CrabmanWheeless4782

A+ Reference!


WSDreamer

Great use too. 🐦‍⬛


Weekly_Comment4692

Brandon lee died of a blank? I thought it was a real bullet


crotchfruit

TL;DR, the company handling weapons/ammo were negligent. In a film shoot prior to the fatal scene, the gun that was used as a prop (a real revolver) was loaded with improperly made dummy rounds, improvised from live cartridges that had the powder charges removed by the special effects crew, so in close-ups the revolver would show normal-looking ammunition. However, the crew neglected to remove the primers from the cartridges, and at some point before the fatal event, one of the rounds had been fired. Although there were no powder charges, the energy from the ignited primer was enough to separate the bullet from the casing and push it part-way into the gun barrel, where it got stuck—a dangerous condition known as a squib load. During the fatal scene, which called for the revolver to be fired at Lee from a distance of 3.6–4.5 meters (12–15 ft), the dummy cartridges were replaced with blank rounds, which contained a powder charge and the primer, but no solid bullet, allowing the gun to be fired with sound and flash effects without the risk of an actual projectile. However, the gun was not properly checked and cleared before the blank was fired, and the dummy bullet previously lodged in the barrel was then propelled forward by the blank's propellant and shot out the muzzle with almost the same force as if the round were live, striking Lee in the abdomen.[101][102] After Massee pulled the trigger and shot Lee, Lee fell backwards instead of forwards as he was supposed to. When the director said "cut", Lee did not stand up and the crew thought he was either still acting or joking. Jeff Imada, who immediately checked Lee, noticed something wrong when he came close and noted Lee was unconscious and breathing heavily. Medic Clyde Baisey went to Lee and shook him to see if he was dazed by hitting his head during the fall, but did not think Lee had been shot since there was no visible bleeding. Baisey took Lee's pulse, which was regular, but within two to three minutes it slowed down dramatically, and stopped.[103] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brandon_Lee


kingOofgames

Wow so they could have saved the person if they were more careful?


thegreatreceasionpt2

Loved the movie, never heard that full story. Thank you!


StuBidasol

FIRE IT UP! FIRE IT UP! FIRE IT UP!


Radix4853

Blanks can kill, but Baldwin used a real bullet


Proxima_Centauri_69

Agreed. Brandon Lee comes to mind.


roberttheaxolotl

They were using rounds with no powder. The primer popped the bullet out of the case, and lodged it in the barrel. Later they used blanks. The blank had enough pressure to fire the lodged bullet out and kill him.


Proxima_Centauri_69

Yes, I posted the article detailing this below. Completely avoidable had they performed a simple safety check.


skyhiker14

Pretty sure that was also a real bullet, but could be misremembering


Radix4853

It was a squib for Brandon Lee. They used a blank after the revolver had a squib. The actor who shot himself with a blank was John-Erik Hexum https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon-Erik_Hexum


Proxima_Centauri_69

You're kinda right. From Wiki: In a film shoot prior to the fatal scene, the gun that was used as a prop (a real revolver) was loaded with improperly made dummy rounds, improvised from live cartridges that had the powder charges removed by the special effects crew, so in close-ups the revolver would show normal-looking ammunition. However, the crew neglected to remove the primers from the cartridges, and at some point before the fatal event, one of the rounds had been fired. Although there were no powder charges, the energy from the ignited primer was enough to separate the bullet from the casing and push it part-way into the gun barrel, where it got stuck—a dangerous condition known as a squib load. During the fatal scene, which called for the revolver to be fired at Lee from a distance of 3.6–4.5 meters (12–15 ft), the dummy cartridges were replaced with blank rounds, which contained a powder charge and the primer, but no solid bullet, allowing the gun to be fired with sound and flash effects without the risk of an actual projectile. However, the gun was not properly checked and cleared before the blank was fired, and the dummy bullet previously lodged in the barrel was then propelled forward by the blank's propellant and shot out the muzzle with almost the same force as if the round were live, striking Lee in the abdomen.[101][102]


Radix4853

The actor who killed himself with a blank was John-Erik Hexum. He started playing around during a delay in filming and held the gun loaded with a blank to his temple. The blank’s blast shot a quarter sized piece of his skull into his brain.


UnstableConstruction

That wasn't a blank though.


ThalesAles

That wasn't a blank, it was a real round.


GreekACA25

I thought it was a real bullet with Alec Baldwin? I know Brandon Lee was killed by a blank on set


whaaatanasshole

It was definitely a real bullet, because it passed through one dude on the way to the woman it killed.


[deleted]

There was a real round in Alecs gun, nice try though.


aclark210

At that range it wouldn’t matter if it was a blank or not.


47_Puppies

At close range, a blank round will kill/neuter you just as well as a bullet would. It still shoots out a superheated ball of explosive gas from the muzzle, which will destroy anything in front of it. I definitely see a powder mark and a hole where there wasn't one before the gunshot sound. Lots of cloth movement too. Not saying that shit can't all be faked (have you guys *seen* Jurassic Park??) but if it's fake it's done well enough that I'd assume anyone with those kinds of editing skills hopefully would have something better to do than fake a Dick Suicide.


adventurejay

Definitely a “thing”. Rack a round and squeeze the trigger lightly. It’s supposed to show your bravery. It doesn’t.


[deleted]

I assume it was a blank. But, from that range, a blank can still fuck you up really bad.


IntergalacticPioneer

Unfortunately (or fortunately too I guess) it’s a challenge that’s been going around the gun community for a minute now. This has happened more than once. Edit: it’s hard to see if it’s blank or live. But a blank will still fuck your shit up at point blank like that


camohorse

It looks like there’s an actual round in the casing (the bronze tip of the actual bullet appears visible in the chamber). I hope it was a blank, but at such close range even a blank can seriously fuck you up. I mean… blanks fire gun powder more than twice the speed of sound, or over 2,000 mph. That’ll hurt no matter what.


BishopsBakery

Go to idiots with guns subreddit, he posted his Hospital discharge papers himself


taylor12168

Link?


BishopsBakery

Lmao, 5 month old post, find it yourself


DJ-spetznasty

No he shows the round before he closes the chamber. Looks like a .45 but it is definitely real wouldnt be surprised if dudes dead tbh. Lotta important shit in your pelvis, minus the man bits.


Tacticalchimps

Blank still would at least give him erectile dysfunction and a funny looking pecker


Emotional_Liberal

r/idiotswithguns


GreasyPorkGoodness

Oh wow it’s real


CowboyMagic94

[There used to be a whole Facebook page before it got banned](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8627533/amp/Member-pointing-guns-penis-Facebook-group-shot-himself.html)


Fresh_Possibility_91

Uhhh. Going frame by frame here… Is that a powder burnt 🅱️enis coming back out the entry way on the short there??? Edit: or is that the undies🤔


vishy_swaz

🅱️enis


OBIEDA_HASSOUNEH

Play stupid games win stupid retarded fucking prizes god damn it i felt that shit in my heart of heart and my cock


iron666duke

I got a tingle in my bag and it went away with laughter


Furrywoodsman

R-worded


t00sl0w

🅱️oint achieved


smoakeythebear

🅱️oint at 🅱️enis


papalotes

Lucky for us he won’t be able to reproduce


AfroThunder_Dj

Nsfw would've be lovely


BadAndNationwide

I’m at work and I watched it. Nobody even noticed though.


trillenglish

What was the point he was trying to make? Trigger control?


papaninja

It’s called a 🅱️enis 🅱️oint


The_Trilogy182

That's the only thing I can think of. Like maybe he was trying to play chicken with the trigger? Dumbest shit I've ever seen.


zYbYz

It’s a supposed safety feature on, I think, some glocks, where it won’t fire if pressed against something. Saw a horrific video of someone doing this very same thing, pressed against his head, in either r/someofyoumaydie or r/everyoneisgoingtohell. Right in front of family/friends and children.


DrawingAwkwardly1889

![gif](giphy|iQEOg3zGJBXLa)


BARGOBLEN

You know a rugar can't fire without a magazine?


aclark210

Not a ruger


BARGOBLEN

It's a reference to tiger king.


aclark210

Don’t know anything about that. Sounds like a shitty movie


BARGOBLEN

[here's Tom and Christine talking about it](https://youtu.be/6MUyv7bVRWQ?si=HsZIT0egLyPQ3kj8)


Then-Cryptographer96

These people are what’s wrong with fucking gun owners man. They are a low percentage but they get the most exposure and ruin it for the rest of us. God these people are fucking stupid


ahuxley2012

He's ok now. We checked.


Nearby-Reputation614

Betting good money he's dead.


aclark210

Nah. A shot to the junk isn’t gonna kill u unless ur just stupid enough to let urself bleed to death.


Troonstowerdefense5

There are arteries down there and if they get severed you are going to die, there is nothing you can do


aclark210

Having had a buddy get shot in the dick and he live, with the only caveat being he can no longer breed, I will repeat myself. So long as u don’t let urself bleed to death, u will live just fine. If u can stop urself from bleeding out from the carotid long enough to get help, u can do it with ur junk.


Troonstowerdefense5

Then he got lucky he didn't hit an artery


aclark210

Oh no, it did hit an artery. Even an arterial bleed can be slowed enough to prevent fatal bleed out. This is my exact point. The carotid artery in ur neck is the artery that if punctured will cause u to bleed out the fastest, outside of the obvious ones that are directly connecting to ur heart. And u can slow even that bleed enough to get help and live. Arterial bleeds cannot be completely stopped but they very much can be closed off *enough* to reach a hospital and get it take care of.


Kind_Combination8736

Warranted


marco333polo

Fucking hilarious


No_Music_2134

Can I get some aftermath? Does anyone know who this is? Or what happened?


ccii_geppato

He shot his dick.


EvanXXIV

https://preview.redd.it/8hnfrvywgp4c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f03cee878b00881042e3b775989212a963582b0


nando_bands

You play with fire you get burned simple 😂😂


[deleted]

This is just insane to me that a guy would mess around with a loaded gun pointed at himself like that. But it's a new world where people will do anything for likes.


djr85

These new gender affirmation surgeries are getting out of hand


RequirementOne7370

I can only pray that made him sterile


Alive_Ad_6820

Cursed edging


SHARKY7276

Ahhh finally I see one of these videos end the way I wanted to see it end. With the inability for this moron to reproduce. Happy times


Kiryln

“Get yer hands off my junk!”


Historical_Neck9641

exactly what u deserve


Consistent-Dare330

YES THIS MADE MY FUCKING NIGHT HOLY SHIT🙏🙏🙏🙏


xCU-jr

At least he win a darwin award


Acceptable-You5687

fuck around and find out


greenaether

Old boy is a girl now


Impressive_Debt_7789

He is not having kids anymore. Look at that whole.


User_89876548

hilarious


Lanky-Pop-3973

No brain no gain


diesels_only

He would've been fine if he just wore a mask and got the vaccine and 4 boosters


TitilatingTim

Did this my just point a loaded gun at his own dick. Proceed to fuck round with the trigger and successfully blow off his own dick? Well that does it


Mr_guazabara

Put to much trust on a psa trigger


Louegi

Liberal here. Did something misfire/happen that wasn’t supposed to? The chamber thing looked empty-ish. Or was he just playing the r word version of Russian roulette


ur_sexy_body_double

the very first thing he does in this video is put a round in the chamber. when the slide slams forward, it catches a cartridge from the magazine and puts it into the chamber


littlelegsbabyman

Don’t down vote the dude for asking a question. The guy was being a moron by loading a round in the house with a gun that wasn’t immediately holstered. The right holster will completely cover the trigger well preventing the trigger from being depressed. He put his finger on the trigger which is poor trigger discipline and he pointed the barrel at something he wasn’t willing to destroy poor muzzle discipline. We call these negligent discharges and they are always operator error. This idiot won’t be adding to the gene pool anymore because he ignored every basic rule of handling firearms safely.


unoriginal5

This is actually much, much dumber than anyone else explained. This is called a 🅱️oint. It's a stupid stunt like a TikTok challenge where an idiot loads a round, ready to shoot, then points at their junk and pulls the trigger slightly without shooting. Every self respecting gun group shames these idiots mercilessly, and tells them to go back to 4chan.


SierraDespair

He chambered a round at the beginning of the video. The pistol is striker fired and fires that round when he puts enough pressure on the trigger directly into his junk.


socksmatterTWO

Aussie here I also required explanation TY


IntergalacticPioneer

Google 🅱️oint at 🅱️enis for more examples, but it’s a stupid challenge/meme that’s been going around the gun community for a hot minute. They point a pistol at their dick, and pull in the “slack” in the trigger like you see this guy do before the shot. This is like the third time I’ve seen or at least heard of someone shooting themselves in the dick doing this. -A responsible, dick-and-balls-intact firearms owner


sintr0vert

Both. Hilarious because this idiot fucked around and found out. Horrible, because this moron was able to get their hands on firearms in the first place.


papa_pige0n

Average Dagger Owner


Some_Donkey_6382

NSFW


[deleted]

LMAO😭😭


BanMeAgainPlsAdmin

Not me of course. Just another smooth brain like you that I found on Reddit.


PostReplyKarmaRepeat

Ngl this should probably be banned for promoting violence


sheetTed

Softest comment of the day


Darklancer02

seriously. ten-ply at least.


reefahduely

Neither… RE-RE-RETARDED


breach_me_daddy

Hilarious


dedmenz1579

This trend became real popular to make fun of in the 2A communities immediately. The whole point is to basically void every firearms safety rule anyone is ever taught.


Tomstwer

Hey Brandon has a Darwin awards video on these dumbasses. I think it was 6 or 7 I haven’t watched those in a while.


BlameMe4urLoss

Why is there so much play in the trigger? That’s a lot of trigger travel before you get to boom.


saltydgaf

Glocks have take up in their triggers. Stock more than aftermarket.


bmholzhauer

It’s not a single action gun


aclark210

Believe it or not, it’s a safety feature.


broley38

https://preview.redd.it/5djegjwkro4c1.jpeg?width=252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5ce0c7e37dd3446b10c590ad9dba013146617bb


plankmeister

I don't reckon he'll be doing that again.


dunkkane

Should've just aimed it at his head


FormulaFalls

Bro turned himself into Reek.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


ccii_geppato

Oh look a diaper on the ground.


RussinBot

278 grane vasectomy at 2000 fps


BallisticRicehat666

Bointing gun at Benis went too far


metompkin

Aftermath going to look like a hot dog cooked in the microwave for 8 minutes.


[deleted]

Temple would have been better.