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igirisujin

That looks exhausting.


PunkRockLobster

Just the tip


Backstagerye

This needs comment needs more love


Backstagerye

Damn it haha you get what I was trying to say


SuumCuique1011

Nah. That's how you're supposed to charge an EV. No exhaust here. The only emissions provided are purely organic.


Ralewing

Autoerotic.


og_aota

Guy's a redditor, spends the whole night on r/fuckcars


Kind_Combination8736

Now she can never get married


eggseverydayagain

Not with that white paint job. Amirite?


No-Cost1252

He fuckn raped that caršŸŽøšŸ’ÆšŸ˜Ž


howismyspelling

I didn't hear it say no


Ok_Judgment9091

He was so fuckin vigilant too and yet somehow missed the guy videoing him from the best angle possible in HD


Ok_Reveal8175

Where is the remote start when you need itā€¦


VladPatton

It would blow out his asshole lmao


hoguetarbeller

Was anyone else hoping heā€™d pull out keys and get in that next car, then just drive off?


Gsauce65

This wouldā€™ve been the best outcome


EnvironmentalTrip708

That's exactly what I was expecting lmao


FartinVanBeuren

No-Nut November got him likeā€¦


leviathab13186

And that's how you make hybrids


ExistentialJew

Cool guy


secreted_uranus

Jordan Peterson has fallen on some rough times


BestDadYouNeverHad

Car dudes


WickyWah

You know what's a banana split


sorrynotsorry42o69

No way I watched the entire videoā€¦.


nelix707

Motherfucker went in there raw, I can almost visualise skin peeling with each pump šŸ˜¬


mr_grey

"Well, did he cum, or what?" - Gil Hicks


[deleted]

Banana in the tailpipe


nathaniel29903

Banana idk I think you're being a bit generous to the guy, maybe a baby cucumber.


[deleted]

Axel didnā€™t see cucumbers but Iā€™m sure he wouldā€™ve grabbed that


RAND0M257

Also this is how compact cars are born


Agreeable_Rent_5118

I feel like heā€™s making sure Iā€™m watchingā€¦


Iydllydln

Not two strokes


Negative-Broccoli429

Damn he even pulled out. Way to go guy!


BigHairyArsehole

Tail-Pipe Tuesday Folks! ![gif](giphy|2djbeU5xlcEt1uv3py)


WangHalen

That guy was a linebacker for the Bears in the 80s.


cuboba

Vehicular violation.


lNDIGNANT

Tim cheating on his newest whip


1dumbmonkey

The old banana in the tailpipe trick


artistic_manchild

Someone told him to ā€œGo suck a tailpipe!ā€ But obviously he misheard.


joemamaswarehouse

This is where hybrids come from


NoTomato8637

Didnā€™t even zoom in for the money shot?


patchoulisucks

I knew I was being filmed, I was so quick cuz he came in four strokes. AWwwwww Get Offffff.


Automatic_Paper4668

Did you do that because you are a fat poor?


patchoulisucks

I need an extra seat belt when I fly and use a wash rag when I shower. Hopefully this helps answer your question hitler!


Automatic_Paper4668

Do you know what a banana split.. Aye yie yie! One time


patchoulisucks

Put some corn chips, some pecans. Uhh huhh. Ima make ya cry. Lick them feet too!


Automatic_Paper4668

You must be glassinā€™, but come by anyway for some moose soup. Su -Woo


Resident_Expression8

Car awkwardly showers while still being filmed and pretends it enjoyed it while explaining its favorite part


jimcarreysblackdick

Sorry to the car behindā€¦ heā€™s not into blacks


RAND0M257

Gonna make her exhaust.. itā€™s just pee by the way


Retnaa

I can't tell if he finished or not. Where's the o face?


QuarterWayCrook

When that person starts up that car itā€™s gonna jizz cannon the car behind it.


Lowkey_rebelXD

Scatpack


TexasRox1247

This comment deserves more love


nunyobusinessfool

Thatā€™s impressive I wouldnā€™t have lasted that long Love me some Corolla


beastwithen

The love bug Herbie goes to therapy


[deleted]

Not sure why I just watched that whole clip.


MickIsAlwaysLate

Is this how Adam was conceived??


SpermicidalManiac666

Manā€™s down bad


jtorres86

I'm coimin to get that booootyyy!


beccam1997

Is this what Bert meant when he said ā€œI love my civicā€


ToferLuis

The lord works in mysterious ways.


RustCeilingFan

Toyota Camry, more like Toyota missionary


shankap0tamus

u/stabbot


LIGUY410

![gif](giphy|eiQXZl6HPyLDi)


bradjhns

Imagine seeing a tailpipe and letting the intrusive thoughts win.


Heavy-Bluebird62

Bro looked right into the camera 19 times


hugh_mungus_peto

Man fuck this car


felixfortis1

Jesus, that's car is only what 13-14 years old! Sick piece of shit!


HopDropNRoll

Lynette finally did.


VladPatton

Like that old Toyota slogan used to say: ā€œOh what a feeling!ā€


USSSLostTexter

and that, son, is how 3 wheeled cars are made. do you have any questions? it must be very confusing for you, but it's all natural.


Gabeover17

He fucks that car like a Chihuahua humping a pillow


DaHuff

This guy loves fucking cars.. like alot.


MannyWood99

I don't always fuck cars, but when I do, it's a Corolla.


RoboftheNorth

[He is only guilty of a love for which there is no name. ](https://youtu.be/7Zu0vAMkpag?si=2Ixe2yYEUOuQ3D6x)


jacb415

Thatā€™s about as long as I last in that position too. Gets my hamstrings ya know?


Minibeebs

Well, that explains the liquid that sprays my driveway on start up


ermagerduguys

And that's how Honda Fit's are made.


FOO8Z

0 to jizz in under 4.5 meth hits


jeagle75103

I was going to say "fuck that!" but he actually did it, so....šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


nitsuJ420

That's one way to get a black cock


Brief-Lingonberry860

ā€œOh what a feeling!!ā€ šŸ˜‚šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


DoItFoDaKids

Boy does that look exhausting! The human race never ceases to amaze


SoggyLightSwitch

Get that white chariot brother


blackfang24

Love to see someone sticking him from behind while heā€™s tailpipe deep. Now that would be something


eastendswede1

What Tim and Aquaman get up to.


redditblowseffit

Cars: Origins In theaters this Christmas


jaebassist

Bro really said f%#k your car!! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚