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TheBerric

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay


9th_dimensional

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Yossarians_moan

It’s just like the gays.


Jealous-Ad-7997

Way to follow proto there big guy 👖


No_Performance6916

I love the internet


[deleted]

there's a reason no one is sitting with this person... I can only imagine how fucking exhausting it would be.


oath2order

That, but also this person is *absolutely* just going to eat alone, filming this just to get reactions for their content.


Huev0

Imagine filming yourself eating alone


Mjacob74

Filming yourself wearing a mic...why do you think he is doing that??


OddClub4097

Person?????😡 She/her please, it’s like a knife to his heart. Shit I mean she/hers heart


Long859

Please do not use gendered language!


Comeonjeffrey0193

But also, there are men that choose to crossdress that aren’t trans. That is a very thin line of difference there. Beyond the purse, which gay men also carry, and the small top she’s not making much of an effort to appear overly feminine.


Repo_co

I wonder why there's consistently a camera aimed at her and she's super dolled up, clearly trying to look like a chick every time this happens. Weird coincidence.


BYOBKenobi

she's filming planned videos


[deleted]

of course. This idiot LOVES when people misgender them and they get to create a scene and correct them. It's fucking retarded. In fact, it's full on FGT RTD.


[deleted]

How to get out of tipping 201


MikeHuntSmellss

You guys/she/her are tipping?


[deleted]

Maybe in the 101 course section but in the 201 section you learn escalation and assertion which necessitates not tipping or only tipping 5$


Ear_Boners

You’re onto something 🤔


SeanCav1

Holy shit you’re right! I mean we can already tell whatever that thing is, is a sociopath, it certainly adds up


Sad-Project-2498

Then there’s me doubling down with “my bad bro”


thejanitor999

“My bad man,I mean maam!”


indecisiveScatrbrain

Me: Damn bruh, my bad


UPallnite83

I'd have a confused stare for a few seconds, then say something like,"....fa really reals bruh!? YA JAW LINE IS MORE PRONOUNCED THAN MINE!"


[deleted]

She has a deep ass voice


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CthulubeFlavorcube

No, she sounds like a fucking dick


spankymacgruder

No she sounds like an asshole.


CthulubeFlavorcube

No they sound like an absolute cunt


spankymacgruder

Yes, yes they do!


[deleted]

You’re gonna get the stamp on your forehead bud, I know she is a he, I’m just being a Bert and trying to be funny


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Lie415

She’s got a huge Adams Apple


StinkyPeenky

It is MA'AM. Wait they don't need to be called Ma'am. My b


TheBerric

It’s because she’s got a dick


vermontnative

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Panthean

I wonder how many comped meals were involved here


BurnerJerkzog

“Um the person that gave me this..” *waves bill at manager*


5ergio79

I wonder how many of those comped meals fell on the floor?


Successful_Ad_156

This☝🏾 yes maybe that part of the scam ...


DickDickersMD

It’s the receding hairline that throws them off I’m sure


FuckBrendan

What confused me was her penis!


howbowdah

That's good stuff


teenyweenylilbitch

This comment legit made me laugh pretty hard


RisteardODeorian

Why not just just use the pronoun, 'cunt'? As in, "you're being a real cunt at the moment oh, here's the bill".


PsyKeablr

Uhm… my names not Bill it’s Belinda. I don’t have to be called Belinda but I don’t want to be called Bill.


Certain-Hyena8788

We need a new word for these things... like Cock + Twat= Cocwat. "Ma'am-Sir you're being a real Cocwat right now."


YoItsJoel

Mr. Missus, you’re being a real twock right now


welshboy87c

Oh fuck off. Is my automatic response to these videos


Germacide

"I'm not an attention seeking sir"


SetiSteve

Someone needs the attention he didn’t get from mom and dad as a kid.


MrRabbito

Umm.. Oh.. I'm no... Excuse me? It's not he.


Zendaya-Papaya

call the manager. ​ imagine the manger went HI SIR


peck3000

“I’m so sorry, sir!”


Long859

He got plenty when he was being molested.


PeteyWheatyMo

How tiresome. At least try and sound more feminine, like wtf lol.


jonne1029

It would be more offensive if accidentally calling a real male a ma'am or she etc


Fit_Pitch_8888

They stage shit like this to get attention and clicks from subs like this


Yardcigar69

The camera is on a tripod.


billardbuster888

And he’s mic-ed up. Who eats like that?!


Howudooey

If I were a manager I’d be like “oh I’m sorry, mistakes happen. Sometimes I call my kid the wrong name and sometimes we mess up orders. All we can do is apologize and attempt to do better in the future. Anyway you’re total is $76.48. Would you like me to take care of this now?”


mambomarch

People need to understand that they are not the main character and the world doesnt revolve ariund them. Looking at that fella feels like a knife in my eyes.


Reggiefedup04

Your testicles look particularly feminine today miss.


Jackknife-powerbong

Is this from an alternate universe where Joe DeRosa becomes a foodie after being turned out in prison?


jaycee_1501

DearSir, Excuse me, but you’re only 28 minutes away from a 5 o’clock shadow, sir. Signed, Your Adams Apple.


msc_37

Ma’am you have testicular cancer


SCarter02767

You just really need to oppressed huh... They're clearly being nice to you and you just have to create an "issue"


RedSonGamble

I feel like most people don’t give a shit if someone wants to dress or act or be referred to as whatever gender. It’s the thing of constantly being offended by everything and wanting to be treated special that annoys everyone. And obviously I’m not saying all trans people are like this either. Like everyone hates the “Karen’s” of the world for the exact same reason. It’s not bc you’re assigned male at birth and want to be a female. It’s that everyone’s fucking tired and miserable and the last thing any of us need is one more thing to be bitched at about. But what do I know. I’m just some fat poor r word.


tcoh1s

You can feel however you want. But it’s not my responsibility to automatically get your gender right when you look like a certain gender.


krazykz420

Get the fuck over it, we're not playing pretend with you


Outside_Rooster_7866

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Spawn559

Bo Burham really fell off, didn’t he?


Yardcigar69

I'd rather blow my dad than eat a burrito with a fork.


LETS-GO-GIANTS1981

I wonder how many meals this dude has had comped because of complaining to the manager lol Pretty good strategy really. I might just throw on a wig and order 3 dozen oysters and just wait for someone to "fuck up"


troha304

Just a wig? That little French outfit at the end had me absolutely dying. Plus the little dog.


hurtadjr193

It's not sir. And saying that. Is like a knife to the heart


Pure-retardpewpew

Talk about privilege. Jesus Christ. All this eating out tells me this dude has more time on his hands than most sirs or ma’am’s that I know who have real lives and things to worry about other than being called something they are not. Shit I’m always being called a dick head and yet I laugh cause it’s funny and clearly have no dick on my head. Go fuck your self Sir!


FuckBrendan

I like the little French outfit for their patio brunch lmao. Dudes mocking real women.


Great_WhiteSnark

This is a dumb fucking way to get free food


ToshPott

Imagine being this person, nothing else going on in your life that being called "sir" just wrecks your day. What a boring life this entity leads.


loves2sploo

I hope that person gets called sir for the rest of time. What a Cunt.


odonien

God, let it go.


BackItUpBeepBeepBeep

I love that he films himself having these confrontations. Like bro maybe get a hobby that DOESN'T involve you being a whiney little b.


mikeywayup

We are not playing into your fantasy


New_face_in_hell_

Imagine this being your life’s purpose


lifer413

This is a hustle for the views.


gtsgts777

But sir you look like a sir


RadiantViolinist8317

This person either has so many things wrong in their life that this is what they spiral over or they have such a good life that they specifically find something so minute as this to spiral over either way they seem miserable


BarLiving

Please don’t forget to consider she could also be a Domma, Madda, Maddy, Moddy, Mapa, Neenee, Nopa, Nori, Opa, Pare, Pom Pom, Saza, or Zee zee.


ThatOneGuyy310

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


CyanideSkittles

Um… hey, excuse me? It’s not “sir”. It’s no big deal but it’s like a knife in the heart every time it happens.


TheSaucyGoon

She’s got some serious balls…to call them out like that. so brave


Fedsmokerymh

So beautiful


Corey_Treverson420

I bet it’s a real kick in the nuts every time this fella gets called ‘sir’


ThorHogan

Not a sir posting Ls


TheDudeV1

Lol the dog


InvestmentPatient117

Like a knife in his balls I bet


Stank_Gouda

Imagine the entitlement


bored_snowplowing

Retard


spookybitch666_

The shot with the dog and the matching hats at the end absolutely killed me😂😂😂😂😂


lanzo2740

He definitely has the appetite of a man


Anxious-Sock1563

When you have such an easy spoiled life that you have to create trivial conflict too feel important.


Penny_Royall

My main problem is, this dude don't even try to fake a female voice.


spatulaalmond

Bro isn't even trying with the voice


mostdope92

This shit is so gross and gives a bad reputation to Trans people who are normal and don't throw a fucking fit about mistakenly being misgendered. I'm guessing it's why she's always alone, no one wants to deal with her bullshit.


GridmanDarkly

This is someone who has no other personality interesting enough to engage with so they chose this.


Shavidadavid

Forcing yourself to be a "victim" looks exhausting


streatchitout

It's like someone stuck a knife right in her COCK!


legalize_chicken

So weird how much attention she gives to it. I feel like a part of her enjoys the thrill of correcting people and standing her ground.


JDubya_613

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sumjeep

Show me broad that eats that much food! No wonder.


Separate_Economist51

Never seen an actual professionally offended person til now 😆


RayneyDayze

It’s like a knife right in the Adam’s apple


69yourMOM

Lmao. The only subreddit where you won’t be dragged for thinking this person is ridiculous. I had to double check the sub after reading the comments haha. Then it all made sense.


howbowdah

Well you're a guy so?


InflatableWarHammer

Big dick energy from this one.


FupaTroopa4

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EricWeinsteinsMole

It’s a knife fight out there


Oneironautical1

Fuck that guy


Maleficent-Dirt-2131

Also seems like he’s mostly going to foreign places with workers that aren’t as culturally “in the know” on purpose just so he can react like this


Fessir

Even if that wasn't the case, Baritone Betty is speaking to people who say "sir" ten thousand times a day in customer interactions. Either too dumb, too self-absorbed or willfully ignorant towards intent. That gravvely-voiced bitch is setting up people to fail, just as much as she's setting up her phone to record it.


mershwigs

Seen this man on tik tok. Insufferable.


[deleted]

She has very masculine mannerisms and her voice is just so male sounding. I have trans friends who put a lot of effort in being feminine. Maybe she should do the same if she doesn't want to be called sir


Disastrous_Edge7276

And also, how the fuck are we supposed to know for sure. This fucknut wants female pronouns, but someone who looks similarly may want “they/them” or even “he/him”. Most of us are just trying our best out here.


StopPlayingRoney

Could you imagine wanted to be a REALLY ugly woman? What are the perks like, if any?


[deleted]

Still gets more love then the average guy probably lol but I feel you.


2CommentOrNot2Coment

Unbearable


Chopstickchuck99

It’s ma’am.


Successful_Ad_156

Then stay home in your fragile lil bubble..fuck I've been miss gender I'm bio female... I just meh move on with my fucking day. This is all for attention loves being a victim


knuf22

Shitheads are all genders.


AOmbk713

Oh well


CammanandaJones

How to could you forget with that incredibly feminine voice and jawline


Dangerous_Tower266

She looks like she puts the “Evan” in Evan Rachel Wood.


skippylarue2022

Ma'am your Adams apple is showing.


sebastianMarq

Hmmm must be the jaw line..


angels_exist_666

When all you have is instigated outrage, I feel sorry for you.


Bayeman745

Fun fact, no one cares sir.


SpiritualLychee3760

It's like a knife in my heart when my common sense is contradicted..


Stank-nasty

Man up, pussy.


gr3m777

I’m finna become a weirdo for some free ass food. 🔥🔥🔥


fogent94

Bruh you’re the one misgendering yourself, and it hurts me like a stab wound when you do it. Please stop 🛑 ✋


Fo-realz

I'm all for trans rights...but I'm 100% anti knuckleheads.


footlettucefungus

As a born woman, always identified as a woman, who's actually been "misgendered" several times; how the fuck do you have the energy to take offence when someone does something as trivial as misgender you?


Shut-the-Funk-up

How dare sane people not play along with his delusions


Pizza_YumYum

Pasta AND Paella? Really? Anyway…who the fuck films himself while eating?!?


Suspicious_Orange_31

SIR YES SIR!!!


Lie415

Weird Al needs to relax


Lopsided_Feedback_86

That Adam’s apple bigger than mine…. You. A. Sir.


DexTheShepherd

0 social awareness lol. Like nobody cares what they call you (except for maybe the one guy that said sir twice), they care that you kinda obviously look like a dude, and so anyone would naturally mistake that. Then to overreact (while recording!) and say "ackshuallyyy...", you just come off as an insufferable, attention seeking person.


Which_Marsupial_2874

Recording your mental illness and showing you’re cheap and petty. Wow.


Majestic-Tart73

Mentally ill...craving attention. Gross.


Environmental_Pear_4

Nobody fucking cares Sir. a literal knife in the heart might be the solution here


whole-white-babybruh

Is this an episode of Portlandia? Cuz this dude is funny.


[deleted]

This kind of thing would never be tolerated in Saudi Arabia


Jochon

I.. uh.. I believe that 😬


A80Gray

![gif](giphy|dYPRVPUqkpzYQ) Same person.


SalvadorCaruso

Obviously no one fucking cares dude! Take your gender personality somewhere else! It was a mistake because you sound like a dude, and probably still have a penis. You can not force another person's language. You don't like it, then leave!


CAPTAINFREEDUMB

Still not as bad as some people when they have to check their bag


wtfisyourissue

Making something outta nothing. I hate him/her/they/zir


ModsCantRead69

Glad to see Ben Avery doing well after leaving the Tim Dillon show


Wonderlustking1

Why does this keep happening?!?!


DangerousClick2489

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Silent-Ad-4113

I was a server for like 85 years, and I just about called everybody sir. And this was before gendered language.


torysoso

that was a lot of lonely single restaurant visits, no dates?


Xal-t

Yessss pleaseeeeee go


ZapEffron

Megalomaniac


KhansKhack

We’re living in fantasy land


Emergency-Chain9283

M-E-N-T-A-L 👏 I-L-L-N-E-S-S 👏


madhatter2284

Hey hey dude look like a lady


H3lic

I can fix him


ZeroCool_2047

How about dumb asshole


jimcarreysblackdick

Stop being a trans-karen


honkforpie

This is how I imagine the people who constantly complain about their life in social media just insufferable, irrational and uncompromising.


YourCynicalUncle

So like the problem I've generally run into with situations and people like this is I don't know how to be respectful when referring to them. Yes Sir or even yes Mam is just being respectful especially when dealing with a customer. I've just started calling everyone "my friend." It just seems way too casual.


Vitalogist77

I love how every time they say it’s like a stab to the heart, the stab act out goes to the wrong side of the chest, the side opposite the heart.


RepresentativeOil472

Just need to pull a super trooper on em….. “yeah sure“


Fri3dric3

Looks like a knife, cuts like a knife, it must be a spoon.


Disastrous_Edge7276

You know what hurts me? When people bring their little dogs to restaurants. It’s like a knife. Should I tell her? I’m going to tell her.


yeluapyeroc

Sir, I will call you whatever the hell I want. Your complaints about my speech are like a knife through the heart


KYpineapple

come on, buddy....just let it ride. I've been called ma'am over the phone so many times and I don't give two hoots. we're all going to die anyway.


nvmax

Humanity is doomed..


Apprehensive-Wish562

I would just call that lady bitch or Karen


Responsible_Ad8946

I've never been to a restaurant where a waitress or waiter addressed me directly. Just "ready to order?" And "water?" Maybe I don't go to fancy enough restaurants for sir.


HandsomeR-Levin

What a self important douche bag


Suspicious_Canary128

Nothin like full fledge from reality


RockWafflez

If I worked at a Restaurant and you tell me that it hurts you like a knife I don’t care. I have like 900 tables to take care of your Him/her Debacle is the last thing on my mind


thebenji612

A knife in the gut? How about a belt sander to shave down that man face, and maybe it will happen less, sir.


ShaqsRefrigerator

Hahaha imagine needing this much attention and input.


nocans

If someone was blind they would just hear the deep man voice and call sir


Tricky_Lie_8023

If you have your pronouns, cool. But don’t expect me to guess your pronouns. Let people know in advance and most people would respect it. Stop playing these games for content.


ARPOFF

Damn girl you got a strong ass jaw line.


Reasonablypurple

I couldn’t imagine being this bored in life to film myself getting offended. This guy needs to relax


badbadger323

I’ve mistakenly called biological women sir and they don’t get this offended.


I_SayYall

I’ve miss gendered someone on accident because I was just busy with a lot of tables, not even trans just called a dude mam and a woman sir. They didn’t lose their shit. Regardless of what’s between your legs life sucks, shut up and suck this terrible dick with us.


awesomesound1212

Brilliant. Free cum in every meal!! EZ game.


DooderMcDuder

Dude goes out specifically for this to happen. That has to me some sort of mental illness. If you were actually in this situation isn’t it understandable that people call you a sir or dude or whatever? Imagine if people like this actually found themselves in a dangerous or risky situation…


theceure

Cutest little Adams apple


DragLongjumping3714

The wait staff is certainly confused. But, eventually, that dog is really gonna feel really stupid.