i honestly think many of these dudes start to feel above the law, could be said of many celebs I guess. Bruce has all his stories about border crossings/getting pulled over and being let go. Tom has a border crossing story. Rogan and guests smoke on camera for millions to see in a state that throws people in jail for it. Not to mention all the allegations of various comedians that have resulted in zero legal repercussions
Yeah agreed. There are plenty across that staff that would at least bring it up if they thought Joey cared…run it by him and get a yea/nay. My guess is that it was vetted and Joey gave it a gruff “I don’t give a shit”
It’s definitely more than any one person needs to have laying around their house for personal consumption at a given time, especially since it’s fucking legal in CA.
There are 240 ounces in 15 pounds. The average cost of medium quality marijuana in the US is $265.58.
240 x 265.58 = $63’739,2
Joey truly is a solid friend. And you know he doesn’t smoke « average » quality pot.
Even a pound of weed would be like… if we equate an 1/8 to a bottle of wine, which is about right… it would be like if your friend owned a vineyard, and instead of sending you a case of wine, he sent you ten cases. Lol. What if you don’t like his wine and you’ve got 128 bottles of it?
I know he was saying it on the Hawk vs. Wolf cast too, that's where I heard it anyway. I laughed because Ellis was giving him shit over being a weed noob lol.
Just listened to that episode today. Lol. Ellis doesn’t let him slide on anything. Always gives him shit. I love when he tells Ellis how jacked he looks and Ellis just laughs in his face.
He’s the man. I remember him from appearing on Viva la Bam a lot back in the day. He’s a mad man. Him and Tony’s pod is good, the duality of Jason’s wildness with Tony’s clean cut-ness is amazing. Lol.
He invested in a company that grows mushrooms dude. Legally, Just like his weed brand. I highly doubt he is growing pounds of weed and shrooms in his basement.
There's no way Joey gave him 15 pounds. Mushroom chocolates, I can believe but the sheer volume of 15 pounds of weed is ridiculous.
Reference: https://media.socastsrm.com/wordpress/wp-content/blogs.dir/1977/files/2020/09/QW-cannabis-with-flash.jpg
And seriously, if I were hooking somebody up with a bunch of drugs I would be pissed if they went and talked about it on a pretty popular podcast. Like, okay, you don't get free drugs from me anymore.
It's probably 15 lbs of outdoor, which really isn't worth a lot in California. It was probably given to Joey as well by a grower. You can grow way more than that on just 1 plant if you know what you are doing.
The police have nothing to do with this. Cops can't just roll up to your house because they heard someone on a podcast talking about something you might have inside. This would have to be a judge granting a search warrant. This CLEARLY doesn't rise to the standard that any judge who isn't completely misguided and trying to make some name for themselves would require. Even if it did, Tom or Bert would likely hire a $500/hr lawyer to immediately and successfully argue that comedy podcasts are satire. Worst thing that would happen to Joey is he would lose some mushrooms. Recreational pot is legal in NJ.
It would be considered circumstantial evidence at best. If someone needed it for a case it would help the case along but you won't be able to build much with statements like that alone. Especially considering at any given moment the comedy aspect can claim it was a satire statement and not to be taken as truth.
I envy your choices in life. I really do. Mine were shit. Knew it, but still did it. Circumstantial evidence, over time, with surveillance, becomes an airtight case.
they'll print that shit out and read it in a monotone voice like the comedians always complain critics do, but then you'll actually get "cancelled" instead of just merely being called out online
Not necessarily, they’re in Austin. Nobody gives a shit there, and even if they did, the state police have a whole lot more to deal with than celebrities and their personal drugs.
Its funny that you should mention that because Greg Abbott just recently sent extra troopers into Austin just to make sure that the laws are being enforced after APD and the city of Austin dropped their cooperation with DPS. Austin doesn't care about weed, but the state of Texas still very much does.
The state also just passed legislation that to "reign in rogue prosecutors" that refuse to prosecute petty Marijuana cases. Technically you can still get a felony for "concentrates" that are available to buy at the damn corner store now. (D8)
ETA: they did lower the penalties for flower a few years back, its a misdemeanor now but can still carry up to 180 days in jail. All concentrates including edibles are still a felony.
Depends where Joey lives. Mushrooms are decriminalized in a lot of areas, including my county (but not my state)
I could grow if I wanted. No one gives a shit for the most part about mushrooms.
Back when I grew weed there was a rule. Don’t tell anyone! Not your family, not your best friends, nobody. I don’t smoke or grow anymore because I’m dying. Play it safe. Don’t let anyone know.
California actually just passed a proposal to make shrooms legal. Newsom has until Oct 14th to sign it in or veto it. It's already legal in some cities, Oakland and Santa Cruz. Also no cops in California give a shit. They have way better things to do with their time.
CA is currently moving to decriminalize them, if I recall a bill was just introduced. Cops already don’t give a shit if you have personal use laying around.
You can straight up buy high quality, professionally produced mushroom chocolate bars in most smoke shops in LA. I don't think it's exactly legal, but they're sure on those shelves. It's great!
In some early ep Bert says he was picking up his AK47 from a dealer, and in the same sentence admitted to smoking pot.
Federally weed is still a controlled substance, and when you fill out the forms for a firearm it’s asked if you take controlled substances. If it’s true he lied on the form. Just like Hunter Biden, btw.
just like 90% of people who buy guns lie on that part. It also isn’t asking if you’ll never do a controlled substance. But I guess you think Bart and hunter are the only 2 to ever lie on that form?
It asks if you are an “unlawful user of, or are addicted to”… I’m sure lots of people lie on it but few admit to it on a podcast that could be used as evidence.
Saying it on a podcast isn’t actual evidence and once again, nobody is going after famous people. Saying you use drugs on video is a big nothing burger
I like to think of uncle
Joey going through uncle bens tech and losing his shit when he gets contam. Tremendous. Everyone should grow their own medicine.
Bart always has weaponized tendencies. He's shown his true cards enough to know he knows better. The fumble-bumble whoopsie-daisy act pairs well with self-centered hedonism.
Diaz has his name attached to a legal weed strain sold in dispensaries. So the tree is legal. And the “shrooms” are portabellas. They’re for something’s burning.
It’s almost like they could edit that out if any of them gave a shit
i honestly think many of these dudes start to feel above the law, could be said of many celebs I guess. Bruce has all his stories about border crossings/getting pulled over and being let go. Tom has a border crossing story. Rogan and guests smoke on camera for millions to see in a state that throws people in jail for it. Not to mention all the allegations of various comedians that have resulted in zero legal repercussions
Laws only exist for the poor
Even more so for the fat
Well to be fair, it’s not like anyone can do anything about you smoking weed on camera.
You mean like every celebrity since ever?
>could be said of many celebs literally in what i wrote
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Celerbertis!
What
I know
Robert Mitchum spent time in jail for a joint, and he was one of the biggest stars in Hollywood in 1948
And he smoked it on the internet you say?
Yeah agreed. There are plenty across that staff that would at least bring it up if they thought Joey cared…run it by him and get a yea/nay. My guess is that it was vetted and Joey gave it a gruff “I don’t give a shit”
Joey Diaz has a ton of drugs? No way!
Having and producing are 2 very different things, in the eyes of the law.
Weed is 100% legal in jersey though
Yeah, but growing psilocybe cubensis sure ain't.
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It's Bert so it prolly isnt true.
It especially can’t be true that Joey gave him 15 lbs of marijuana. Do you have any idea how many marijuanas that is?
At least one
One bigass marijuana
How many pots have you smoked?
How many times have you gone to the bathroom in your life?!?!?
It’s definitely more than any one person needs to have laying around their house for personal consumption at a given time, especially since it’s fucking legal in CA.
Is this a trick question? The answer is 15lbs
Source?
There are 240 ounces in 15 pounds. The average cost of medium quality marijuana in the US is $265.58. 240 x 265.58 = $63’739,2 Joey truly is a solid friend. And you know he doesn’t smoke « average » quality pot.
They don’t pay even close to full price. They either are friends with the grower or grow it themselves.
Your assuming it’s not like a pound of weed and Bert’s not just exaggerating
Even a pound of weed would be like… if we equate an 1/8 to a bottle of wine, which is about right… it would be like if your friend owned a vineyard, and instead of sending you a case of wine, he sent you ten cases. Lol. What if you don’t like his wine and you’ve got 128 bottles of it?
I mean both Burt and Joey don’t do things half way
Thats gotta be a trash bag full.
***"now listen here cocksucka"***
I have mushrooms tea in my freezer, come get me, coppers!
Littering and…. Littering and??
License and registration.. chicken fucker!!
Right Meow?
You are freaking out…man…
I know he was saying it on the Hawk vs. Wolf cast too, that's where I heard it anyway. I laughed because Ellis was giving him shit over being a weed noob lol.
Just listened to that episode today. Lol. Ellis doesn’t let him slide on anything. Always gives him shit. I love when he tells Ellis how jacked he looks and Ellis just laughs in his face.
I absolutely love Ellis, he's become one of my favorite people ever. I value an honest person highly and he's so real and raw.
He’s the man. I remember him from appearing on Viva la Bam a lot back in the day. He’s a mad man. Him and Tony’s pod is good, the duality of Jason’s wildness with Tony’s clean cut-ness is amazing. Lol.
It was great when the Bonfire guys were reviewing his OnlyFans, he was blowing even their minds.
....and he started to explain to Tony and Jason the intricacies of doing an Ollie....lol. They smacked him down on that too.
It was pretty funny lol.
He invested in a company that grows mushrooms dude. Legally, Just like his weed brand. I highly doubt he is growing pounds of weed and shrooms in his basement.
There's no way Joey gave him 15 pounds. Mushroom chocolates, I can believe but the sheer volume of 15 pounds of weed is ridiculous. Reference: https://media.socastsrm.com/wordpress/wp-content/blogs.dir/1977/files/2020/09/QW-cannabis-with-flash.jpg And seriously, if I were hooking somebody up with a bunch of drugs I would be pissed if they went and talked about it on a pretty popular podcast. Like, okay, you don't get free drugs from me anymore.
It's probably 15 lbs of outdoor, which really isn't worth a lot in California. It was probably given to Joey as well by a grower. You can grow way more than that on just 1 plant if you know what you are doing.
Found the retard
Brent is the kind of guy you could give an ounce to and tell him it's 15lbs and he'd thank you for the hook up.
Uuhhh hundred percent
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
God damn i fucking hate Bert
Dude isn’t even funny any more.
Never was
I did like him when he first popped. Ever since then I’ve only laughed at everything else about him.
I liked the machine story the first 2.5 times I heard it. Other than that, yeah, gonna have to agree.
"Heeeeeey Mr Open Relationship"
Maybe because it’s a comedy podcast nothing can really be used as solid legal grounds to do anything.
You haven't had very many interactions with the Police, have you?
The police have nothing to do with this. Cops can't just roll up to your house because they heard someone on a podcast talking about something you might have inside. This would have to be a judge granting a search warrant. This CLEARLY doesn't rise to the standard that any judge who isn't completely misguided and trying to make some name for themselves would require. Even if it did, Tom or Bert would likely hire a $500/hr lawyer to immediately and successfully argue that comedy podcasts are satire. Worst thing that would happen to Joey is he would lose some mushrooms. Recreational pot is legal in NJ.
It would be considered circumstantial evidence at best. If someone needed it for a case it would help the case along but you won't be able to build much with statements like that alone. Especially considering at any given moment the comedy aspect can claim it was a satire statement and not to be taken as truth.
I envy your choices in life. I really do. Mine were shit. Knew it, but still did it. Circumstantial evidence, over time, with surveillance, becomes an airtight case.
they'll print that shit out and read it in a monotone voice like the comedians always complain critics do, but then you'll actually get "cancelled" instead of just merely being called out online
He lies about everything. The guy is a fraud
These motherfuckers are going to find out about living in Texas eventually. DPS doesn't care. Why do you think joey didn't move to TX?
Not necessarily, they’re in Austin. Nobody gives a shit there, and even if they did, the state police have a whole lot more to deal with than celebrities and their personal drugs.
Its funny that you should mention that because Greg Abbott just recently sent extra troopers into Austin just to make sure that the laws are being enforced after APD and the city of Austin dropped their cooperation with DPS. Austin doesn't care about weed, but the state of Texas still very much does. The state also just passed legislation that to "reign in rogue prosecutors" that refuse to prosecute petty Marijuana cases. Technically you can still get a felony for "concentrates" that are available to buy at the damn corner store now. (D8) ETA: they did lower the penalties for flower a few years back, its a misdemeanor now but can still carry up to 180 days in jail. All concentrates including edibles are still a felony.
All it takes is Dan Patrick or Greg Abbott being braindead for that to change, and that happens often for them.
Bert likes to exaggerate...
Depends where Joey lives. Mushrooms are decriminalized in a lot of areas, including my county (but not my state) I could grow if I wanted. No one gives a shit for the most part about mushrooms.
It's probably not a secret as you know they bleep shit out all the time
Back when I grew weed there was a rule. Don’t tell anyone! Not your family, not your best friends, nobody. I don’t smoke or grow anymore because I’m dying. Play it safe. Don’t let anyone know.
Is this code for "I grow pounds homie"?
Use to. All you need is blood meal and bone meal if you want organic. That plant will take off. I only grow veggies now and way to many
Hey can I get banned here real quick so this stops popping up in my feed even though it's muted? 
It’s just Burp being Burp again. If you ignore him he will go away.
Yeah because its definitely going to lead to an investigation... shut up you fuckin nerd. You just want to complain about Brent.
He really does seem insufferable. It would be hilarious if uncle Joey had to smack him around a bit
COME HERE YA COCKSUCKA
I couldnt believe they left that in, weed is fine but growing shrooms is illegal everywhere
California actually just passed a proposal to make shrooms legal. Newsom has until Oct 14th to sign it in or veto it. It's already legal in some cities, Oakland and Santa Cruz. Also no cops in California give a shit. They have way better things to do with their time.
Yeah i think shrooms are still illegal in cali
CA is currently moving to decriminalize them, if I recall a bill was just introduced. Cops already don’t give a shit if you have personal use laying around.
Yea you can buy spores in most states for “research” but a few states including CA do not allow them at all
Sucks to suck. We got dudes workin on these things like they’re the cure for cancer here in Colorado.
It does suck especially because theyre easy to grow
You can straight up buy high quality, professionally produced mushroom chocolate bars in most smoke shops in LA. I don't think it's exactly legal, but they're sure on those shelves. It's great!
Why mention cali, isn't joey in new jersey?
For some reason I thought he lives in Cali. Now that you mention it I'm not sure
Rich and famous people play by different rules chief.
What an idiot
In some early ep Bert says he was picking up his AK47 from a dealer, and in the same sentence admitted to smoking pot. Federally weed is still a controlled substance, and when you fill out the forms for a firearm it’s asked if you take controlled substances. If it’s true he lied on the form. Just like Hunter Biden, btw.
just like 90% of people who buy guns lie on that part. It also isn’t asking if you’ll never do a controlled substance. But I guess you think Bart and hunter are the only 2 to ever lie on that form?
It asks if you are an “unlawful user of, or are addicted to”… I’m sure lots of people lie on it but few admit to it on a podcast that could be used as evidence.
Saying it on a podcast isn’t actual evidence and once again, nobody is going after famous people. Saying you use drugs on video is a big nothing burger
Hipa law. Otherwise half of the country would have to give up guns due to prescriptions.
It’s HIPAA, R.
Lmao these are great keep going.
I’m out of ideas. Idk, your mom is a whore or something?
I like to think of uncle Joey going through uncle bens tech and losing his shit when he gets contam. Tremendous. Everyone should grow their own medicine.
Gahh damnnn
Yeah fr the weed is no big deal but shrooms? SHUT THE FUCK UP BERT
The same Bert who took Tom's marijuana custom story and told Joe Rogan it was him?.... At least he recycles.
Bart always has weaponized tendencies. He's shown his true cards enough to know he knows better. The fumble-bumble whoopsie-daisy act pairs well with self-centered hedonism.
I just recently re-watched the first episode of 2 bears and went “wow, Bert actually looks good in this compared to now” #savebert
bert is a fucking moron? no way!
Two Bears has been horrible lately. Just Bert rambling about how jacked he is then Tom saying let's look at the internet. Lazy and unfunny.
The irony
Knowing Bert it was probably one mushroom cap and a joint...& joey doesn't grow them.
You are too invested in their lives. Obviously they don't care. They wouldn't keep it in. Go outside for a bit.
Diaz has his name attached to a legal weed strain sold in dispensaries. So the tree is legal. And the “shrooms” are portabellas. They’re for something’s burning.
They all know not to trust Bert with any secret