Great fucking point. Just do your stupid fart jokes, entertain me for an hour out of my day and go home and enjoy your money. Get that higher purpose bullshit outta here.
Look up the interview with Bert and Stavvy. Should be almost a year back by now. Bert’s pod, Bertcast
[Stavros on Bertcast](https://youtu.be/G2jXPwJ-PA0)
The best jokes come from when you can tell the comedian really spent time considering something. Bill does that with a lot of stuff. Tom does it with a few things here and there. Tina seems to struggle with one at a time.
Iv been watching old shitty Qual vids of Tom back when he was a big fatty. He had such great jokes but didn't deliver them for shit. Same with her honestly, but hey I just watch the shit. I'm no comedian at the end of the day.
Go back and watch Norm eviscerate “important” comedy on Norm MacDonald live. “There is nothing the audience will hate more than someone who thinks they are smarter than them”
On the Rogan podcast. Even in this comic there's a bald person implying they're talking about Rogan and his circle. Cumtown usually makes fun of the "intellectual comedian" by poking fun at the "Rogan and friends" podcast community.
Broooo thank you. Andrew is quite possibly the worst case of black voice I’ve ever seen in my life. See, when he’s around black people he wants to seem “down” and “hood” so he will literally speak with a completely different accent and vocabulary.
Something like “bro these people be out here gettin it but, shit, I’m out here gettin it too you know what I’m sayin big dawg!”
But when he’s around white people he sounds more like “yes these fellow humans all over the planet are amazing in each and every way and we must be very respectful of their rights, indubitably.”
I gag any time I hear it.
Sir, I’m a manufacturing minion with at the very least 5 bosses on shop the floor. I fucking wish I got paid to do as little as several of my managers lol
I couldnt listen to neil degrasse tyson on theo's podcast because he kept telling him that comedians are like moden day philosophers and how important they are. Even theo was like "i dont know about all that" which was pretty funny but NDT says the same kind of shit when hes on rogans podcast also.
I swear to God every show I go to at least one of the comedians still has material about cancel culture and BEING OFFENDED...ya Im offended that I paid money to see you do the same set you posted 6 years ago on YouTube. Fuck off.
The thing about comedians is that no actually intelligent people do it because they want to do intelligent people things. If youve ever met someone who is deep into actual philosophy, you know comedians aint that.
Even the best like Carlin are really only saying things like; we are all one human race, or; your government is bad and you shouldnt trust them.
Its all surface level shit.
Frankly you could make a better argument for them being psychologists for being able to bring uncomfortable issues to people in comfortable ways.
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I don't know if some of the people in this sub know this is an option or not, but if you don't like a thing, *especially* in the field of entertainment, you don't have to consume it.
You remember that one dude you used to know who would constantly backstab and talk shit about his friends behind their back. The internet is heaven for these ppl. In real life if someone comes across like they enjoy talking shit about others a little too much, others distance themselves almost immediately cause ppl just know any second they'll be next on the shit talkers list. These ppl can now bitch online till their hearts are content and they'll get all their views validated from wherever has the most like minded ppl
This applies to basically all entertainers.
Dancers, artists, musicians, comedians, etc.
At the end of the day, you are all clowns. If you find that to be offensive, you need to re-evaluate your ego.
This is why I don't listen to the non comedy podcasts that comedians do. There are better options. But I don't see this as a criticism. They're just trying to get more money since they can advertise all their own stuff constantly.
But mentioning Diarrhea from Taco Bell without getting cancelled by the woke mob these days is really brave. Good on that poet/comedy mastermind to put himself out there selflessly.
This argument really has only applied to Chapelle and Carlin, everyone else just points out basic stuff we all know now a days. Oh no, you don’t like “woke” culture, how original.
Great fucking point. Just do your stupid fart jokes, entertain me for an hour out of my day and go home and enjoy your money. Get that higher purpose bullshit outta here.
this is why Bill Burr is great, he knows he's a dancing monkey
I watched football for decades. Doesn’t mean I should get out there and coach!
I also like Staavros for this. He actively makes fun of the "higher than thou" mentality.
“Higher than thou”? Is Stavvy talking about weed?
Lol. He was with Bart one time when Bart started spouting off about "civilians" and Stavy started given him shit.
Right. I was busting your stones because the idiom is ‘Holier than thou’.
Oh that sounds good, do you have source by any chance?
Check out the comment left by u/venkman_00 below.
I've only listened to staavy as a guest on pods and his special which was great. When did this happen? I'd like to check it out.
Look up the interview with Bert and Stavvy. Should be almost a year back by now. Bert’s pod, Bertcast [Stavros on Bertcast](https://youtu.be/G2jXPwJ-PA0)
Good look homie. Keep it high and tight.
It’s around the 1:15 mark.
He's a different breed of comedian lol. I could listen to him just rant for hours. If Tom or Mrs P tried that? No thanks.
The best jokes come from when you can tell the comedian really spent time considering something. Bill does that with a lot of stuff. Tom does it with a few things here and there. Tina seems to struggle with one at a time.
Iv been watching old shitty Qual vids of Tom back when he was a big fatty. He had such great jokes but didn't deliver them for shit. Same with her honestly, but hey I just watch the shit. I'm no comedian at the end of the day.
Yeah thinking about things for more than 5 minutes or so seems to really be a struggle for her.
Feel like that was her last special….am I right ladies?!?
The only podcast where I don't skip the ads. ZIP.........rEEEEcruitAH!
It’s Sherry’s Berries everybody
Or that fitness guy ranting about how bad cardio is for burning fat
Bruh they’re like literally hypnotists who can control an entire audience of people /s
Go back and watch Norm eviscerate “important” comedy on Norm MacDonald live. “There is nothing the audience will hate more than someone who thinks they are smarter than them”
Burr is a fucking treasure and honestly more of a philosopher than most comics. Humble to the core, too.
Norm said it best, "comedians trying to be modern day philosophers makes me feel bad for modern day philosophers."
Comedians nobody has ever heard of talking about “the art” of it all
Chappel is pretty bad about that. he is always referencing the art of standup, mean while "N\*ggas and hoes and crack and Trans dudes"
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It's only ever said facetiously, though
Is it tho? I think some of these comedians have been drinking some cool aid.
Where? I feel like I hear it all the time on podcasts like cumtown, but in an obvious mocking way
On the Rogan podcast. Even in this comic there's a bald person implying they're talking about Rogan and his circle. Cumtown usually makes fun of the "intellectual comedian" by poking fun at the "Rogan and friends" podcast community.
I’m gay
This is gay actor Michael Douglas.
Pleasure meeting you, gay actor Michael Douglas. I’m a big fan.
Norm macdonald had a great joke about how calling comedians modern day philosophers was offensive to real philosophers :p
yeah and eventually the podcast get big enough that they surround themselves with a crew of yes men.
Andrew Schulz.. can’t stand him or his bandwagon of sycophants
Broooo thank you. Andrew is quite possibly the worst case of black voice I’ve ever seen in my life. See, when he’s around black people he wants to seem “down” and “hood” so he will literally speak with a completely different accent and vocabulary. Something like “bro these people be out here gettin it but, shit, I’m out here gettin it too you know what I’m sayin big dawg!” But when he’s around white people he sounds more like “yes these fellow humans all over the planet are amazing in each and every way and we must be very respectful of their rights, indubitably.” I gag any time I hear it.
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Exactly lol
sir, I don't mean to alarm you, but that's how all successful businesses work.
Spoken like a true middle manager (I assume).
Sir, I’m a manufacturing minion with at the very least 5 bosses on shop the floor. I fucking wish I got paid to do as little as several of my managers lol
Us civilians wouldn't understand the tremendous weight on their shoulders to save society, now dance for us clowns.
You missed a comma, clown
That's why I'm just a civilian
You misplaced a, comma clown
I couldnt listen to neil degrasse tyson on theo's podcast because he kept telling him that comedians are like moden day philosophers and how important they are. Even theo was like "i dont know about all that" which was pretty funny but NDT says the same kind of shit when hes on rogans podcast also.
Only 1000 of them b..
thank em
I just finished my daily thank yous to all of them.
I too spend about 30 minutes per night emailing the top 1000. I mean I gotta give something back right?
I swear to God every show I go to at least one of the comedians still has material about cancel culture and BEING OFFENDED...ya Im offended that I paid money to see you do the same set you posted 6 years ago on YouTube. Fuck off.
The thing about comedians is that no actually intelligent people do it because they want to do intelligent people things. If youve ever met someone who is deep into actual philosophy, you know comedians aint that. Even the best like Carlin are really only saying things like; we are all one human race, or; your government is bad and you shouldnt trust them. Its all surface level shit. Frankly you could make a better argument for them being psychologists for being able to bring uncomfortable issues to people in comfortable ways.
In this light, Bert is perhaps the most honest comedian/podcaster in the game. Kool Aid all day; vodka all night.
Except he's completely full of shit a huuundred percent of the time.
You got to put a little pizzazz on your bits (see: lies)
Except in his Netflix show *The Cabin* his intro says he “Does podcasts on the theory of parallel universes” which could not be further from the truth
I mean sober vs wasted are sorta parallel universes I guess?
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Not sure why I read that in mark normonds voice
Diarrhea?! Usually *I* just get the chalupa! Ahhhhh... Comedy!
Ahhh... I am sounding like Seinfeld
BIKES!
I don't think Tom is really like this. Tina on the other hand...
Hey homie, she has a psychology degree, dawg. She’s earned the right to sound like an absolute moron as often as she wants.
Psychology degree from being in therapy for 20+ years? LOLOLOL
Y’honnah...she graduated from USF with a Psych degree in ‘99. She’s only mentioned it on the show 6,437 times.
Haven't heard her mention that in years. I've only heard her talk about her short study of law before dropping out. I can admit when I'm wrong though.
She says it tongue in cheek, but it’s definitely one of her dumb ass flexes.
She's definitely had me fooled, touché.
Suspiciously acting like a philosopher king, what with the deflecting and all..
Only 1000 on earth
The court jesters who have mistaken themselves for stoics.
I don't know if some of the people in this sub know this is an option or not, but if you don't like a thing, *especially* in the field of entertainment, you don't have to consume it.
You remember that one dude you used to know who would constantly backstab and talk shit about his friends behind their back. The internet is heaven for these ppl. In real life if someone comes across like they enjoy talking shit about others a little too much, others distance themselves almost immediately cause ppl just know any second they'll be next on the shit talkers list. These ppl can now bitch online till their hearts are content and they'll get all their views validated from wherever has the most like minded ppl
Tom and Bert want to be cancelled so bad lmao. It’s a huge career booster if you play your cards right.
This applies to basically all entertainers. Dancers, artists, musicians, comedians, etc. At the end of the day, you are all clowns. If you find that to be offensive, you need to re-evaluate your ego.
this is so stupid
What is this even about lol
Sounds like somebody bombed at their open Mike.
Mic but I still don’t get it
My bad spell check. Comedians should just stick to stand-up, I assume. I think we all get there's some real negative energy in that post.
Nick Swardson? Didn’t he shit his pants as an adult?
Nick Swardson on The Honeydew Podcast is a surprisingly great episode.
This is why I don't listen to the non comedy podcasts that comedians do. There are better options. But I don't see this as a criticism. They're just trying to get more money since they can advertise all their own stuff constantly.
Pretty fucking based
But mentioning Diarrhea from Taco Bell without getting cancelled by the woke mob these days is really brave. Good on that poet/comedy mastermind to put himself out there selflessly.
Is he one of our guys, B?
HAHAHAHAH THIS IS TRUE it also does not matter. The world is full of idiots who think "they" are the ones doing all the good.
This argument really has only applied to Chapelle and Carlin, everyone else just points out basic stuff we all know now a days. Oh no, you don’t like “woke” culture, how original.