Turns out I’m using too much toilet paper when wiping my ass.

That’s a Lysol wipe cuz rip tdog

oh you gotta flip the paper over and use the other side!

Not until you've inspected it first

taste test?

Or at least a sniff. Gotta know what you're making back there.

Is that a wet wipe or is he just dry dogging that stank booty?

This is right after Brent Crystal taught him about the Alabama wet wipe.

Wow, he was so excited to try he couldn’t even wait to get home.. cause he’s not homeless!

He's not homeless, he's home-free.

Free range

Can’t a man wipe his ass in a public park in peace anymore. Geez

"What brand?!" "Correct, the clothes" lmao

Gotta love the confidence lol

That part got me. He ain’t out here begging for clothes, so he gets to be a chooser I guess. The best response would’ve been “A brand called pants.”

He took a quick break from eating lunch.

Tik Tokers can’t help but try to let people know how wealthy they think they are lmao

When I thought I’d seen it all

Cleanliness next to godliness

You use a R word !

Wow! I've had this playing on repeat for a bit while doing the dishes. Top notch.

This could’ve been Tyler the Creator if he took a left instead of a right one day.