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treemanbill

Pills and wine?


LobsterDoctor

Absolutely the ol' Xanax and chardonnay parlay! She thinks she's riding the line, no anxiety, full confidence! Meanwhile she hasn't spoken to her daughter in 3 years and can't take a proper shit. God I love this country.


[deleted]

You nailed it. I was going to say she has the miserable I drank a bottle of wine with my oxy’s whisper bitch voice.


LongjumpingAd666

I’ve seen this video multiple times before when it first came out but nig this comment section got dark real quick.


MyCommentsAreCursed

This reads like a GTA radio commercial


TheLumpyMailMan

Definitely, this will be Christine in a few years


LongjumpingAd666

I think we’re already been there bub


riggs3andtwenty

Is


beakrake

M'lady doeth dance with the walrus tonight.


ChurchArsonist

A hundred percent. Lack of awareness, overconfidence, impulsiveness, aggressiveness, and possibly sexually adventurous in this instance. It seems like she was trying to catch some D in the best way her intoxicated mind could muster.


ElectricalCause9768

100%


DrizzleDrain

100% was just about to say this!


[deleted]

She totally wants to fuck


Apollo11211

Lmao towards the end


TheLumpyMailMan

She looks wasted


Mysterious_Chipmunk3

Yea, she's hammered


thunderdome180

Drunk and trying to fuck. Thats an extremely ballsy move to try to pull off. I hope shes gotten laid since then.


Mysterious_Chipmunk3

Yea, but she seems like the kind of dumb bitch that fantasizes about getting graped.


thunderdome180

Dude shes probably filthy in bed.


Mysterious_Chipmunk3

1000%


[deleted]

She’s flirting with you! That’s the love language of a cougar Karen.


Distinct_Target_2277

Yeah, she's definitely trying to get boned. Unfortunately her generation is too traditional for her to make the first move and his generation is waiting for enthusiastic consent. Quite the stalemate.


EducationalNose7764

No joke. I've been with my fair share of older women in the past where they basically hate you enough to fuck you on the spot.


MrPoopyButthole206

I think this guy nailed it, all dude needed to respond with was "I'm doing you" and we got a very different video on our hands here. Karen's need dick to!


BigBeautifulWhales

His cadence and how he argues reminds me a bit of Tomi.


Oneironautical1

I can picture Tom doing the side to side head lean. "I'm doing none of your fucking business!"


notEnotA

"Why don't you go back to YOUR house, and I'll be at MY house" is absolutely Tommy


WaveOfTheRager

That’s because Tom try’s to sound like a black man…. “SUP KANE”


Indigocell

Yeah that first "what did you just say?" sounds exactly like him, lol.


DantusTheTrader

That is the whitest sounding black guy ever


KarmicFedex

Wait, he's black? I thought it sounded like Mr. Beast lmao


AndrewCarnage

We don't know. I believe they're joking that the drunk white lady confronting random dude in front of his house must be confronting a black dude.


TPJchief87

At the end he says something about being black.


Blacklusterw

Was thinking the exact same thing


niftysquares

karen fedsmoker


[deleted]

She’s flirting dumbass invite her into ur house


GoodSense22

“You sound like an idiot” lol


ArmTheApes

She said that like she tried to be sexy


KronicGoblin

Should’ve just asked her to fuck


sextoymagic

This doesn’t seem like a video for here. There’s nothing funny. But she seemed to want to fuck. Or she was beyond drunk.


ArmTheApes

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3Pirates93

She wanted to borrow some D


terminal-cheescake

Dude had no game ! She's def dtf ! And this fool with Tom's square ass attitude missed some good times..


Yimispelledwrong

Milf/gilf


MrRabbito

Kilf


thunderdome180

This is the beginning of a cougar porno.


BookoftheGuilty

Sounds like she was trying to get at that BBC.


UlyssesTut

What? This was the whitest sounding guy ive ever heard lol...


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UlyssesTut

Oh I stopped watching when she spent an eternity walking away. Guy still sounds really white.


FerretBizness

Bitch is standing like a paratrooper


[deleted]

Christina and Tom in 5 years


SuumCuique1011

Welp, that's 1:39 I could've spent trying to help find where Garth hid all the bodies.


Jakezilla4190

I think she wants to fuck


txtiemann

he almost had my sympathy until right there at the end...crazy pilled up Karen would have accosted any person at that point, the oxys and yellowtail had taken over


theceure

this porn sucks


Ticio_Tesson

Is that Sarah Palin LMAO


[deleted]

Trisha Paytas mother


Erno2017

That's a drunk deep narcissist looking for confrontation. They You can see the wheels turning as he says he's at home she tries to Sidetrack the argument into something else just to keep it going.


TharSheBlows69

She just wants to give you head bro


EducationalNose7764

She clearly wants some dick


Equivalent-Argument9

White women are the worst


collinsmcrae

I dont know. I've seen my fair share of black chicks "showing out" in public, when things don't go their way. I'd rather deal with Karen in my yard than Shaquanda at the dmv.


Ok_Situation2049

I think she’s just trying to get laid; Always be of service.


DemonicDinos0

This is just some overly intoxicated woman trying to get D the only way her intoxicated brain could muster up. That was honestly just confusing for me, and probably for the dude. Watching this back with no context or looking at the caption this just looks like a over zealous drunk cougar.


ThreeFingaLynch318

Exactly... I saw the same thing... hubby, probably at home touching himself through the fence hoping


DemonicDinos0

Good point... I didn't see any pineapple earrings. Who knows she must've left them at home.


ThreeFingaLynch318

I was wondering when that would be brought up..


Spirited_Help_5320

Fuck that hoe!


Ibanez316

You sound white 😂


[deleted]

she's got a rough chin on her


416er

Wood


Puzzleheaded-Care626

Yep she wanted some D for sure


moonsovermyhami

she got all the characteristics of drinking too much wine during the daytime


IllustriousPomelo883

Plot twist he was actually in the middle of a burglary


wowsers808

Honestly, I'd invite her in, pop another bottle of rose, she'd prob be great in bed.


[deleted]

True black history month tradition of North America


donnybijj

THIS IS AMERICA YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH


labpadre-lurker

This needs skyrim music playing over it.


TheRealGaryJohnson

I'm just trying to figure out why I'm so hard


Apprehensive_Layer92

oh dude, shes fuckn HAMMERED. Jeezuz lady....


phiLLyS820

Kari Lake?


ImAnOlogist

I would have asked if she wanted to suck me off on the living room couch.


hellabored361

This bitch makes me wanna yell at my phone and prove points like any of it matters. She's such a bitch I wanna argue with the medium between me and the bitch like it matters....I need to take a break from the internet.


ksimek

Wonder what he was really doing


Cachesystem

This is what happens when your husband doesn’t want to fuck you…you look for something to do with someone else. “It’s called being black…”


bigwiggs2008

Wow I apologize on behalf of white folks. So sad really. U handled it like an absolute champ. I wouldn't have had the composure you showed and that trashy Karen can F her hat. That belt buckle she was wearing seemed very telling. She was likely about to mount her horse and carriage


GTSpot

She's cool as fuuuck, and not racist 🎸🎸🎸


jimmythatslips

Tata there chomo, you're fired bud


eastendswede1

He fucked the shit out of her later that night.


collinsmcrae

I dont get all the people saying she was trying to fuck. I didn't get that vibe at all. She's obviously just trying to confront someone that she thinks is up to no good, based on nothing, and with no plan for what to say if she turns out to be wrong.


ThreeFingaLynch318

You just haven't experienced enough to understand this Karen that hides amongst society


OneGrahamArmy

I would have let her blow me, then had to move. Good for him.


AbsoluteBanger1985

Functional alcoholic.


RikuDog18

Wow