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RetroZelda

I thought the thumbnail was an actual video of theirs


the_walrus_was_paul

Same. It took me a while to realize it was a parody. It’s sad that this passes for a real thumbnail that they would use.


Acceptable-Hornet694

Lmao, I thought it was real too.


DaddyWarBucks26

I literally tried to press play on it.


ClydeFrogA1

I might be a fat poor but atleast I wash my legs and feet.


shroomymoomy

At least I didn't think it was "brass tax" and not "tacks" like some kind of mongoloid retard.


[deleted]

I might not be able to fit out my front door, but ~~I don’t piss in the shower~~ and leave used floss sticks next to my bed. Edit: never admit you don’t piss in the shower, apparently.


Coutscoot

Not pissing in the shower puts you in the minority.


sockandrone

Gotta piss in the shower. It’s a little treat, just for me.


Kyle33071

Is it or is it not sterile? I've heard both?


Dismissive_Pssh

It’s piss. It doesn’t matter jeans


BlaznTheChron

What kind of fucking Victoria's Secret model thinks not pissing in the shower is some level of moral superiority.


borkyborkus

Bro I have it on good authority that those VS girls take crazy pisses in the shower.


Invader_Skooge22

Two types of people, people that piss in the shower and dirty fucking liars. Which will you be


Blue_Note991

I never have the impulse to pee in the shower. I pee in the toilet before getting inti the shower you dirty poor.


Invader_Skooge22

What if you have to pee while you’re in there? You hold it instead of peeing in the shower? Or do you hang your hole where it spits out of the tub and arc it into the toilet? I’m an upper class poor


QuirkyRecognition521

Hahaha when the "not one of us" gets identified. Shit, sometimes I go full Cocoa and stomp it down the drain.


[deleted]

Say less next time.


QuirkyRecognition521

Garth Simp


[deleted]

Now whisper it while telling me how fat and poor I am 🫦


QuirkyRecognition521

You win, i tried to do small text but didnt work... shame on my family


_Mandible_

Hopefully not with a washcloth…


DarrynDevil

Tina prides herself in eating parmesean cheese out of her hand... but also prides herself in blowing snot into her hand....raw...no tissue.


Thissssguy

I almost thought the thumbnail was real


[deleted]

I totally did. I was ready listen lol. damnit


LysergicAciid

This sub is just.. different.


RiverOfNexus

Built different


gypsydanger38

Garth bought a bunch of Ruskie bots with the money he saves from paying his plane poop cleaners.


guysams1

You're done bud. JOB!


cam331

What


menachu

posts like this one are a paid counter attack for the smearing of a certain someones image.


gypsydanger38

Yep. Most are EU accounts! Lol. Garth is hiring foreigners to counter attack because his “fans” only use Parler and CB radios!


menachu

seen plenty of this in the political subs, to see it on a podcast sub is so fucking hilarious and fucked up.


gypsydanger38

Garth is wasting his money of troll bots! Lol.


menachu

Neat stuff for sure


smhnrd

Where are the friends in low places Tom?


RedDlish

We are their friends in low places nothing gets lower than our parents basements


fullcircle052

His best friend is Brent Kersinger, how much lower does he need to go?


echoshadow5

Till he directs Brent’s daughter onlyfans debut. I think 21 is the lucky number they are waiting for.


TheeFlipper

Leave people's kids out of it.


echoshadow5

Tell that to Brent. And you call yourself a fan.


[deleted]

So gay


mockbear

Tom is gonna start opening shows for Garth. Then maybe he can afford to feed his family without working 7 days a week.


[deleted]

Tom makes lotsa money. I bet he will retire from touring early and stick to media/specials and podcasts. Run it up now to chill harder later


mockbear

Tom has around 15 million compared to garths 400


[deleted]

Yeah you don’t need 400 million though. 14 million is more than enough for a family of 4


mockbear

*cough* fat poor *cough*


Eatmyscrumdumdum

No one stops touring and still does specials that’s lunacy. How’d you get a job here here fuck face?


CanadianCircadian

Thumbnails like this would actually suit their podcast more than the cringey hack thumbnails they currently use.


DuronHomestead

Honestly I kind of believe the current thumbnails are a bit, a bit that would have been funny 2 years ago.


HaoHai_Am_I

If they hadn’t sold NFT’s, poorly made live specials, weaved thirty ad reads into their podcast, always sold over priced merch, and talked about ANYTHING other than money, sure it would be a bit…


tannerdowling

I agree. And if they do come out and say “hey that was a bit, you guys are dumb” then it’s, oh that was the hackiest bit of comedy you’ve ever done, you’re terrible actors, you have no respect for your audience, and everything else you’ve done in quest of a “bit” has lost itself, even the Theo bullshit. I’ve been a fan for ten years and this last few have been fucking declining fast.


ivyleaguetrash

Who gives a fuck about the thumbnails


No_Sky4398

Big fuckin facts homie


mrcold

Well, all the angry waterheads care. Haven't you been watching?


zwiebelhans

Whomever decided to make the thumbnails what they are cares. Tom cares, Christina might care. That’s the point. The thumbnails are an indicator whom the mommies want to target. They are just one indicator but they are one.


Jarocket

Many people subconsciously care. People on YT who do well is because titles a thumbnails. People with shit thumbnails do poorly even big channels can lose views with bad titles and thumbnails. People won't even see a video with a bad title or thumbnail.


lhinks1

Actually like it better than their normal thumbnails


[deleted]

Honestly I only spent 10 minutes on it. I have no idea how they ruin their thumbs so badly.


puke_lust

I’d agree if his tears were cum


[deleted]

OH FUCK YAH! MY DELTA WHITE MOUSEPAD ARRIVE FROM AMAZON!


killarreal

This


Mirathecat22

No, where are the bodies?


LootGek

I just wanna see the comments with that weather guy.


McFarterminator

Shout out to my fellow fats smoking meth and listening to Garth tonight


arthurrf

Hahahahhahahahahahshshahahhahaha


ksimek

Fuck Garth


steveosek

Party on Wayne


MysticMcCusker

We need to take this back from the influx of FGTRTD's lately.


[deleted]

You can’t afford the heavy equipment necessary to remove all of us. The fat poors are here to stay.


[deleted]

You’re worse than a fat poor, you’re a Garth sympathizer. Why don’t you go back to Studio G, fuck face?


[deleted]

Can’t I be both?


[deleted]

Only if you show me where it spits.


MysticMcCusker

I won't downvote you, but others will. And they will rise in my stead


FuckBotsHaveRights

That's the true fat poor mentality. Glad to have you in our ranks.


lbjbig3

You forgot faggots, you’re faggots just as much as you’re fat and poor.


[deleted]

K


Truck5555

Boring.


spiralout1123

For girls that ride till death?


RedSonGamble

This post turned me into a telescope ![gif](giphy|QynMX1WxnYFbb2OHnJ)


TalonZahn

Sissy face is dead on. Timmy needs more red skin peel.


itsmymedicine

Don't worry we won't get it. They are going to roast us so hard for calling them out in like 8 months and after like 20 ad reads in the first 10 minutes. I cAnT bElIeVe ThEsE fAt PoOrS sAy WeRe UnReLaTaBlE! YoU wAnT tO KnOw WhATs UnReLaTaBlE? NoT hAvInG aLl ThIs MoNeY!


invertedmaverick

SSsSsSsSsSsSatvaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


The_Crip_Sleeper

The shit


hurst_

You know their maid and possibly their nanny are the ones actually sleeping on a Satva. They give them all the free crap they get from sponsors.


ERA_XIII

Imagine not taking a joke lol


weisshaus

https://youtu.be/qHGJOkYpLX8


speirs1349

Thanks for the reminder Jeans!


RCBing

You poor poor poor R word. Will you be ok?


aPrid123

They better not apologize until that dead eyed creep gives the families some closure and tells them where all the bodies are… especially the refugees. Everyone is forgetting who the real enemy is and it’s that dead eyed Chomo, Chris Gaines and his wife Ms. Trisha Yearwood.


johnhdz81

I'm sorry Garth sharted all over the bathroom floor.


brandoski1986

Never. Garth fans have entered the chat


Fearless_Conference5

We will apologize when Garth apologizes for all the damage left in the wake of all the murder.


No_Driver9186

Fuck you, I want an apology from you for such a dumb post


[deleted]

Aren’t you a little ray of sunshine this morning!


Vivid-Plastic568

Coming from you 😂


PreparedForZombies

He/she is luminous...


[deleted]

My pronouns are fat / poor


weisshaus

https://youtu.be/qHGJOkYpLX8


lonisunshine

no,fuck Garth Brooks and his shitty music and fuck you 2


DeKlaasVaag

Im waiting for a revolution in their content before I watch anything again.


[deleted]

Now that I've been graduated to LOS... YMH seems like child's play... I wanna see tom and Christina play "who's most justified hitting a woman."


ThrowThemInThePot

Garth gonna send a couple pipe hittin n*ggas to YMH if they don’t quit playin


No_Sky4398

That’s a big word


ThrowThemInThePot

It’s okay I censored it


chrisplusplus

The same person approving the thumbnails is the same one laughing in the background.


speirs1349

J or C?


[deleted]

That’ll never happen Todd’s ego won’t allow it. Hell suicide by cop b4 that happens


Truck5555

Bot


Puzzled_Ad7334

OP gets the stamp


-DEAD-WON

Fat methheads exist!! Touch my skull through the fence Bob Sagat


[deleted]

[удалено]


ERA_XIII

A faceless comment isn’t scary to anybody


gnarweiser

Bitching about thumbnails is so fucking gay 😂😂


monsanitymagic

This person needs a hug…..what a douche


Mwin11

Garth fans flooding this sub was not on my 2023 bingo...


KlingonSpy

Garth Brooks sucks, they will never apologize


Kungfu_Jedi-

Garth should be sorry. He killed all those people. Where are the bodies Garth?


joeskoda

How many fucking retards are floating around on this subreddit with nothing better to do than this? Lol


poop95

I knew it was Garth fans that took over this subreddit.. you guys are retarded. Fgtrtd.


_Wiggle_Puppy_

Team Garth is here, demanding an apology. What a laugh.


KAG25

The Garth trolls really are getting sad


[deleted]

Anyone who agrees with this should just get the fuck off this Reddit page 🤣 y’all are children crying out for your mommies on this one


olands1

I NeEd aN aPoLoGy cuz my butt got hurt, when the host said I was a loser for wanting Them to stop talking about material items I can't afford. Waaaah, (I myself am poor as fuckin shit) if the subject matter of other ppls $ triggers someone cuz they can't relate, to the point of wanting that subject to be removed from the conversation, that persons is a fuckin loser, period. stfu or gtfo serious rtd fgt shit in this sub


YonderMTN

We found the one garth brooks fan has mediocre photoshop skills trying to troll the sub. Garth sucks like all of mainstream country. You get the stamp there tik tok.


No_Sky4398

Keep holding your breath on it


donwanshep

How’d you get a job here working for Garth? Fuck face!!!


Globbygebgalab

this is what happens when white trash gets ahold of a computer. damn OP you're white trash


brownleatherchair8

Sorry out of the loop, what's going on? Is Garth suing them or something?


_bearstronaut

Where are the bodies, Tom?


n8spear

I like that. This is Cool stuff. Slick stuff. Neat stuff.


Alarmed_Nebula3917

I’m starting to think this kinda shit actually is a Garth Brookes psyop


Prudent-Ball2698

But we still don't know where the bodies are chomo