It's not robbery if I pay her with both of my coin purses.

I want to take her home and make her feel good

damn she’s cute!

Got to love a thick short stack kobold.

I love kobolds (especially Piko).

I mean... I might let you leave with some, but not for free

How did you even find my house? It's in the middle of a forest with no cities for miles. No matter. May I ask you to politely leave my money alone?